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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 08:17:15 2018 No.13799735 [Reply] [Original]

I groped a woman on the skytrain before getting off. I had never felt a breast in my entire life and I saw this really fat chubby just standing there so before the doors opened I pushed and squeezed into her breast. It felt amazing. I then ran as fast and as far away as I could. Good thing it was at one of the more secluded skytrain stops so there weren't any transit police there to stop me. I was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there's no way anyone will ever know that I did it. I made sure to not touch any hand rails or anything else when I was running away. I've already driven out to the river and tossed the clothes that I was wearing into a garbage bag and thrown it down stream. I really fucking loved the feeling of the breast and I am hoping one day I can lose my virginity. I'm very nervous around women so I will probably remain a Virgin for some time now. The overall rush of running away was much more exciting than the touching of the tit. Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done fa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 08:23:21 2018 No.13799739 dont pollute you piece of trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 10:25:26 2018 No.13799921 good thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:12:02 2018 No.13800156 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:16:00 2018 No.13800162 >>13799735 This isnt r9k. But yeah the most exciting thing I’ve dont was go on this really cool day ate with this one chick from my high school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:51:27 2018 No.13800254 >>13799735 Based living the sleaze life, people here can only dress sleazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:55:36 2018 No.13800271 >>13800254 he's not sleazy, just a loser

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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:03:24 2018 No.13800285

>>13799735
>be me
>friend I met my last year of high school dies due to car accident
>I’m sorry for your loss etc etc
>get invited to funeral
>told to wear rent black suit
>just bought a beautiful baby blue suit for a wedding and it still fits
>decide to wear that instead
>show up to funeral and immediately get stares
>feeling kind of like a rockstar
>rockstar feeling gets to my head and I start to be flippant, cracking jokes and carrying myself with an aura of charisma and confidence
>no one is laughing at my jokes which makes me nervous and I start making even more jokes
>dead friends brother comes up to me and freaks out, creates a huge scene and makes me leave
>tell him I’m glad his brother died as I get in my sports car and I peel off
>he’s stuck there making the dumbest face and sends me a Facebook message later threatening me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:04:44 2018 No.13800287 >>13799735 what means fat chubby show pic for ref

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:07:47 2018 No.13800297 >>13799735 You're not that brave OP don't lie

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:15:49 2018 No.13800312 Thanks op, very cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:25:55 2018 No.13800328 >>13800285 i bet you wear all black

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:12:46 2018 No.13800407 >>13799735 Epic pasta, my friend. Not fashion-related, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:24:05 2018 No.13800427 >>13799735 Geeez OP. I wonder why you didn't get laid yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:25:58 2018 No.13800437 >>13800285 Damn. I thought shit couldn't get more pathetic than OPs Story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:41:06 2018 No.13800472 >>13799735 >skytrain >groping >incel are you the next Elliot Rodger? i imagine there are many half breeds in Vancouver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:47:47 2018 No.13800498 >>13800437 >pathetic Too bad my baby blue suit costs more than your yearly income

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:53:28 2018 No.13800517 >>13800498 Yeah. And the Log of Andy Sixx' Shit you ate straight out of his asshole was most likely 5 times my income. Yesh, I'm as envy as someone reding your faggotbait could get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 15:00:37 2018 No.13800537 >>13800517 being this mad over "b8"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 15:02:50 2018 No.13800548 >>13800162 >it isn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:55:50 2018 No.13801004 The state of virgins these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:09:57 2018 No.13801037 >>13799735 >skytrain this is how I know you're in Vancouver

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:24:30 2018 No.13801057 >skytrain lmao nigger atleast try to hide the fact you live in Vancouver

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:59:44 2018 No.13801527 >>13799735 not from vancouver can someone explain what a skytrain is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:13:25 2018 No.13801547 >>13801527 it's the transit system elevated track small-ish trains, like the Scarborough LRT in Toronto

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:17:15 2018 No.13801553 >>13799735 based >>13799739 >>13800271 >>13800427 >>13800472 >>13801004 cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:05:18 2018 No.13801646 You've made it OP. Congrats!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:29:20 2018 No.13801712 I once grabbed a girl's ass on the bus, she was standing against the hand rail on the rear door. I didn't meant to, I was just trying not to fall and felt a peace of flesh in my hand. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:33:34 2018 No.13801725 >>13801527 it's the shittiest form of inner city train transit. imagine the subway, but smaller, slower and randomly above ground for no reason for half the tracks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:35:24 2018 No.13801731 >>13801712 I accidentally sucked a man's dick once. Not gay or anything tho, just a piece of flesh. Whoops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 02:13:21 2018 No.13801981 File: 800 KB, 480x362, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799735 OP, im transit police. tracking your IP as we speak hahaha you're done for... >>13801527 its a monorail

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 02:20:19 2018 No.13801991 >>13801527 you know like those rails sort of like on a raised bridge and when you get off you take stairs down to the surface street