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You wake up as this guy, whats your first move? how do you get to being normal? inbd suicide

>> No.13798818

suicide

>> No.13798819

>>13798816
Lose weight, then gain muscle. Then dress is clothes that fit me well, but very basic. Then continue in my career and hope for the best and try to live life to the fullest.

>> No.13798820

>>13798816
>lose weight
>shave
>comb hair
>decent skin care

solves pretty much all the problems that you seem to be implying.

>> No.13798851

>39
>no education past high school diploma
>morbidly obese
>uncooked hot dog thick and barely 4 inch long dick
>psoriasis or some sort of skin problem on face, all over legs and scalp
>just diagnosed with congestive heart failure
vs OP
who has it worse?

>> No.13798853

>>13798851
If I was you I'd have killed myself a long time ago. What keeps you going?

>> No.13798854

>>13798851
are you describing yourself? hope not

>> No.13798857

>>13798853
Hope and it diminishes every passing year but there's still a trickle of it. Always thought my day would come because I'm a good person but these days that thought just makes me cry

>> No.13798863
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>>13798851
why are you on a fashion board. lmao. get help

>> No.13798866

>>13798863
>get help
From who?
Unless that's just another way to tell me to kms

>> No.13798889

meh, i'm uglier than that guy. he just needs to bathe and get a haircut and put on some basic normie clothes without designs on them and he's way better than i am.

>> No.13798899

For the first day I'll probably do a bunch of stuff with my new dick... and then jump off a bridge

>> No.13798900

>>13798816
i'd either join some monks or become a serial killer

>> No.13798911

>>13798816
Get super fucking ripped and eat as much macro and micro nutrients as possible to become this massive beast of a man. His genetics look fucky enough to allow him to become really huge. Then once I’m huge I will shave my head, wear only a fur top and brown pants and brown boots with a fur coat. I would become a bear man savage and no one would dare to call me ugly because I’d be 300 pounds of raw animal. Hunchback of Notre Dam? More like Hunkback of Ultra Chad Dam.

>> No.13798912

>>13798851
bruh

>> No.13798919

>>13798911
>>13798889
>>13798820
>>13798819
blue pilled normies,

this guy is doomed to be disgustingly ugly his entire life, he's at the point where he'd get turned down by escorts.
no amount of showers or skincare will help him, hell not even plastic surgery will help him

>> No.13798920

>>13798857
I'm sorry anon. I wish I had a good Apu to give you. See you in the great ether of unconsciousness from where we all came.

>> No.13798926

>>13798816
Buy tretinoin off ebay.
Start water fasting.
Minox + Rogain and buzz cut til it grows back
Sunglasses
Tracksuit
Lift weights
Get a degree
Take out student loans to fix eyelid and nose
Grow beard if possible

>> No.13798928

>>13798851
turn your life around would be the nice answer but you should just end it at this point, the guy in op pic didn't choose to be ugly, but you choose to be an obese loser

>> No.13798954

>>13798928
Kind of agree Tbh.

>> No.13799012

>>13798919
I'm a 4channer too X D

>> No.13799031

>>13798851
Look into the ketogenic diet and the carnivore diet, especially look into what your macro-nutrients for the day need to be and how to stay hydrated on keto.
Keto will help you lose that fat without being hungry or craving garbage food. The carnivore diet might let your psoriasis clear up: I have heard people report that happened when they did it.
Not being a fat fuck ought to treat your heart problems.
Doing this might even help your dick problems a bit! If you were thin with healthy hormone levels you'd probably find you get stronger, bigger erections.

You can basically improve your life greatly by continuing to sit on your arse and eating eggs and bacon.

>> No.13799037

>>13798851
Also, you might look into Testosterone Replacement Therapy. At your age it might not take much to get a doctor to help you do that.
Not being fat anymore should greatly fix your T levels but in the mean time you could artificially have more T with TRT and that should help you feel happier and more motivated.

>> No.13799142

>>13799031
>>13799037
Cheers mate. I actually lost 150lbs years ago and got depressed when the skin issues didn't clear up and gained again from being depressed like an idiot
I'll look into it

>> No.13799169

>>13798816
grow a beard
work out to gargantuan levels
get dreads

become viking ripper, pillager of souls, and destroyer of virgins
hed honestly kinda look cool

>> No.13799188

>>13799169
think this is only viable option

>> No.13799195

>>13798816
Cosmetic Surgery

>> No.13799207
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>>13798816
Become Hindu and pray reincarnation is real.

But really that's what becoming /fa/ is for, to overcompensate and hope others look past the flaws.

>> No.13799224

>>13798816
>Just talk to her bro

>> No.13799241

>>13798816
go to the nearest circus and get a job

>> No.13799266

>>13798919
>he's at the point where he'd get turned down by escorts.
this unironically sounds horrible when someone actually says it and doesn't keep it to himself.

>> No.13799274

>>13798919
>he's at the point where he'd get turned down by escorts.
Now I doubt that if he's rich. Hos need that dough.

>> No.13799845
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13799845

Dye my hair blue

>> No.13799850
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13799850

:(

>> No.13799857
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13799857

:|

>> No.13799859
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13799859

Actually... This guy is way better off then most of the losers here

>> No.13799869

>>13799859
pity date

>> No.13799877
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13799877

facebook dot com slash travis dot bowdish dot 7 slash posts slash 1426558084226774

>all though high school I did not go on a single date with a girl

>a lot of crushes in high school but now I think about it not even one of those girls realized me at all like I was not even there

>I was never the one to be out going to speak up because seems like every time I did nobody really heard me

>most girls see me as a friend and nothing more that's what they tell me any way

>still I guess it would of ben nice to have a gf or 2 in high school holding hands kissing whens there no teachers around sitting together texting to each other even though there right next to you and all that sharing your stuff with your gf holding her bag waking her to her locker walking to class together that kind of mushy kissy stuff

>I am going on 19 and never had date with a girl or even kissed a girl on the lips

tfw most of these are true of me too lol

>> No.13799880

>>13799869
in a way being a literal 0/10 can be better than being a 1-2/10 because of the pity dates

>> No.13799884

>>13798816
suicide

>> No.13799886

>>13798816
>>>/r9k/

>> No.13799894
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13799894

plot twist?

>> No.13799897

is it even possible to photoshop this guy to look attractive?

>> No.13799898
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13799898

you wake up as this guy, but with a 1 cm penis. why do you do?

>> No.13799901

It's honestly not that bad. I'd laugh my ass of about how funny I look then I'd be an excellent to get money from my looks. I couldn't careless about GFS and friends if I'm that guy.

>> No.13799904

>>13799898
become trap

>> No.13799906

>>13799898
Do what I'm planning but I'll sell my sperm for $899 a bag.

>> No.13799913

>>13798851
Lmao boomer of course you but you still have to ask it because you're a retard

>> No.13799953

>>13798816
its gunna be suicide for me mate

>> No.13799974

>>13799845

i wonder what this abomination's parents look like.also trying to rock his weirdness only makes him more repulsive but it comes with whatever liberal environment he lives in. just shave head and act like a normal ugly (ok very ugly) bloke.

>> No.13800008

>>13798851
can you even look at your dick?

>> No.13800014

>>13798866
you could at least eat less. would probably diminish your heart condition too, fatties always get heart problems.

>> No.13800022

>>13799904
Based

>> No.13800032

>>13799877
St0oped wom3n lol amirite??? dey only want badboy???
mate, maybe try and be funny, dress nice and don't look like a total reject.
>women dont want the nice guy :(
women do want a nice guy, but he has to be good-looking.
I like nice women but obviously they have to look good as well

>> No.13800041

>>13800032
what do you not understand about genetic trash?
no advice will help him, you dumb fuck

>> No.13800044

>>13798816
Hmmmmm, I would take exactly 7.5 showers and exercise for 10 hours everyday.
Then, I would work on my (obviously bad) personality and buy thousands of dollars worth of SLP.
I would get a nice haircut and style my hair, wash my face rigorously every 2 hours with a strong acne medication, and wear deodorant.
Then I would become 10/10 and could get any girl.

>> No.13800053

>>13798816
I'd just play vidya and bang furry whores

>> No.13800056

>>13800041
not talking about OP pic you absolute retard
>tfw most of these are true of me too lol
maybe learn to read you mong

>> No.13800063

>>13798816
>>13799845
What actual condition does this guy have? There is no way I believe he is simply ugly, nobody is THAT vomit-inducing ugly without some potato syndrome?

>>13799859
Virtue signalling points for the girl.

>> No.13800073
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>>13799897

>> No.13800092

>>13798816
go to korea for facial surgery, cheap clothes and skincare

>> No.13800112
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>>13800073
Reminded me of this lol

>> No.13800119
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>> No.13800166

>>13800056
the guy in the facebook post is OP, you dumb ugly fuck

>> No.13800174

>>13800166
no shit.
pls learn to read, you cant be this stupid

>> No.13800178

>>13798816
buzzpill and confidence

>> No.13800186

>>13800178
>and confidence

I truly hope for your own sake you don't believe that utter nonsense.

>> No.13800192

>>13800186
just be confident bro, it's that easy

>> No.13800283

>>13800192
Totally and remember to just bee urself.

>> No.13800317

you wake up as yourself

what do

>> No.13800334

>>13800317
4chan

>> No.13800361
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13800361

>>13800073
Use the $300 Jil Sander paperbag for extra effayness

>>13800317
An even more nightmarish scenario than OP's post

>> No.13800364

>>13798911
underrated

>> No.13800551
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13800551

>>13798816
I remember to be myself and act in a confident and caring manner, then I would get any girl i wanted, it's that easy

>> No.13800554
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13800554

>>13800317
i didnt come here for this feel

>> No.13800558
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13800558

Oh my god, I just went through his facebook photos and got very depressed. I hope he is as happy as he can be

>> No.13800570
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13800570

Hello ladies. Gentlemen, I am here to steal your girls.

>> No.13800581

>>13800551
cope, face is everything

>> No.13800659

What do you get from laughing/mocking this guy?
or the boomer

>> No.13800666

>>13798816
mogs me

>> No.13800684
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13800684

>>13800581

>> No.13800690

>>13800000

>> No.13800747

>>13799974
>>13800063
His parents are either piss ugly or his family's just inbred

>> No.13800753

>>13798816
shave head and become gosha model

>> No.13800903

>>13798816
>shave head
>grow beard
>get /fit/
>go full sleazecore
>if ask about your face, tell people that you got into a terrible accident and barely made it out alive

>> No.13800936

>>13798851
this guy lost the genetic lottery, you didn't. get off of this fucking website and start working on yourself. it's nowhere near too late, my uncle got his B.A. from a small public university when he was 44, got his mba from a highly accredited university and is currently working in the industry(Computer science).

>> No.13800962

>>13798928
don't listen to him, he's wrong.

>> No.13800972

>>13800570
looks 7/10 to be honest.

>> No.13800974
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13800974

Join IRA

>> No.13801099

>>13798816
Put on a suit, smoke a pipe and write books about how morals are bad, masculinity is gay and pedophilia is cool.

>> No.13801132

>>13800044
You are a fucking moron if you think washing that much would help acne

>> No.13801141

>>13799898
Make lots of money acting then go to south america and pay to smash girls who couldn't say shit about my willy

>> No.13801145

>>13799207
>just get a new hairline bro

>> No.13801171

Become a more attractive Casey neistat.

>> No.13801175

>>13800753
good one

>> No.13801208

>>13798851
Most of those are easily treatable so OP

>> No.13801214

>>13801171
Id honestly say him and casey are the same lvl, both absolutely hideous

>> No.13801220
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>>13799974

>> No.13801235
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13801235

Atleast he goes to parties

>> No.13801238
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13801238

Why did you make this thread again

>> No.13801240

>>13798816
looks like he has a few pounds on him. id start working out n try to achieve mountain man look. dont know how old he is but based on me (which in college) probably join frat for frenz and puss. doesnt matter how u look to them as lon as u make right connections

>> No.13801242

>>13799850
damn..

>> No.13801245

>>13801238
You post this exact message and image in like every thread. You arent funny.

>> No.13801261

>>13801245
Has this thread really happened more than once? Fuck me

>> No.13801277
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>>13798851
we're here for you bro x

>> No.13801282
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Honestly, if he just lost some weight and stopped dressing like an autist he'd be fine.

>> No.13801291
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13801291

>tfw you realize he is living a happier and more fulfilling life than you are

>> No.13801299

>>13799859
if he shaved that fucking mop off of his head and lifted weights, he wouldn't be so bad

>> No.13801380

>>13798851
having a small dick is an unending nightmare

>> No.13801386
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13801386

>>13799207

>> No.13801674
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13801674

Mr. Stealyagirl

>> No.13801708

>>13801220
High chance that woman gave birth to him when she was 35.

>> No.13801737
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>>13801386
>all this shoop
>not swapping out the Call of Memes shirt

>> No.13801822

>>13801737
is it Pinhead Larry?

>> No.13801973

>>13799850
At least he's optimistic

>> No.13801978
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i become one flew over the cuckoo's nest core of course

>> No.13801992
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13801992

name my band

>> No.13801997

>>13801708
My mom had me at 36 and my only deformity is my 5’7 height. My mom had my little brother at 37 and he’s a tall brad albeit a bit chubby

>> No.13802005
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>>13801235
what the fuck is going on this picture

these people must be photoshopped, surely

>> No.13802008

>>13798919
>not achieving all you can in your life and becoming a virtuous being
I bet you deadlift lmao0.5pl8 and regularly post in thinspo

>> No.13802010
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Hal Stewart lookin headass

>> No.13802036

Put on my blue suede shoes and boarded the plane...

>> No.13802178

Become a furry

>> No.13802180

>>13798816
I'd be doomed. I've built too much of my personality on my boyish good looks and thick head of black hair. If I was born like him, maybe I could learn to be a humble, hardworking person that wasn't glib or vain, but it's too late for me. When my own youth and looks go, I'll be no worse off I guess.

>> No.13802214

>>13798816
shave, shower, hit the thrift stores to rebuild a wardrobe, try to introduce a slight amount of Floridian coke dealer aesthetic to shield the 6 meters of incel these facial features purvey. never take my sunglasses off ever. possibly buy a makeup kit to cover up the cystic acne. wear some kind of headband to cover up the hairline. the rest of the hair is actually not terrible. I'd consider darkening it, but its absolutely workable with some conditioner to introduce some sheen.
once the foundation is set the rest of my focus is on diet and exercise, first goal is to delete the extra chins

>> No.13802337

>>13798851
>no education past high school diploma
>morbidly obese

those are your fault tho