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13751365 No.13751365 [Reply] [Original]

Dyed underwear give me acne on my ass and thighs. How do you wear white underwear without getting poo and pee stains?

Whenever I pee, I shake it, but there are probably still a couple drops that get in my underwear. As for wiping sometimes it's hard to clean entirely without a shower. How do white underwear bros do it?

>> No.13751390

>>13751365
when you pee dab your dick with a bit of toilet paper at the end and push a bit on your taint to get the last drops out.

>> No.13751488

Wipe the tip of your penis on your hand then wash your hand

>> No.13751492

>>13751365
Lil B is this you?

>> No.13751493

>>13751365
pinch your dick at the base and work your way up to get out the last drops. Underwear is pretty cheap so if stains are your concern either get better at wiping or just buy a new pack every month or two.

>> No.13751499

>>13751365
Wipe your dick and asshole properly, you absolute barbarian

>> No.13751516
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13751516

>mfw there are nonwhite undies bros out there with shitty, pissy underwear because they dont know if they're cleaning properly.

>> No.13751559

>>13751365
>pee pee
tilt your pelvis to free up what's trapped the pipes

>poo poo
trim the hair down there, eat fiber, and wipe thoroughly
do it at home and take a quick shower afterward.
keeping an immaculate behind will feel great and do wonders for posterior acne

>> No.13751632

>>13751559
>do it at home and take a quick shower afterward.
That really seems like the only option.

>> No.13752014

>>13751365
my maid wipes my butt. She is Mexican.

>> No.13753249

>>13751365
For pee you should squeeze at the tip and push forward before shaking. If it's still a problem then honestly I would recommend wearing a depends male guard in your underwear to absorb the excess.

For a clean bottom, after you finish wiping with toilet paper, finish up with a wet wipe and be quite firm when you wipe.

>> No.13753252

>>13751488
based

>> No.13753372

OP here, I just tried squeezing the pee out, but I had morning wood so I'm not sure if it worked.

>> No.13754671

You kuffar should learn to use water to clean properly you filthy apes.

>> No.13754682

>>13751365
The whole point of underwear is to collect the little drops. There's no excuse for shit stains though, that's just sad.

>> No.13754683

>not showering straight after you shit

why? ok if you’re outside fair enough but why wouldn’t you jet wash your bumhole with a massaging shower head in the comfort of your own home?

>> No.13754693

>>13754683
Some of us actually leave their homes for longer amounts of time.