/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.13534931]

>in school library studying for finals
>dude on the other end of the table reading a book
>fidgeting in his seat incessantly
>think nothing of it
>goes on for like an hour
>one point hear a loud BPPPPPH
>lmao he farted
>he's pretending he didn't notice like it wasn't him
>another one follows
>and another
>a sudden series of farts coming obviously from him
>dying from laughter, doing a horrible job holding it in
>almost everyone in the library has noticed by now
>it keeps going with random intervals
>it's like a fucking highhat from a trap beat
>starts speed walking to the bathroom with the look of utter shame
>ass blasts still going
>left his stuff on the table
>everyone dying of laughter
>"fuck that shit stinks man close ya ass"
>more laughter erupted
>things calm down, walk to where he sat
>smelled like the inside of a colon what the fuck
>lifted the book to see the title
>Félix Guattari and Gilles Deleuze Anti-Oedipus

[Anonymous No.13534954]

of course some autistic pants shitter loves that postmodern garbage

[Anonymous No.13534980]

Fuck wrong board