WAYWT’s Best Looking Bro

[Anonymous No.13479862]

Tribute thread to the best looking guy who posts in WAYWT. He also has some sleazecore fits I think. Post the one with him in a red Hawaiian shirt if you have it.

> is handsome
> fucks witches and gives them stds
> nuts regularly
> earns plenty of money
> decent physique without being intimidating
> unironically has tatt of forest on his leg due to happy childhood memories
> active social life
> confident and basically everything /fa/ isn’t

> “I'm only into chicks. Don't think this is a place for stories, but I once had a kinda sorta threesome thing with a 39 year old witch and one of her 21 year old apprentice girl. She claimed she talked to Lucifer's sister and that the sexual energy from our session was consumed by beings beyond her magic mirror. The next day I was home, some shit fell on the ground at night, and when I woke up it was all tidied up on my office. Crazy shit. She told me I could have like, 5-10 girls at the same time ( her apprentices ) but we cut ties after the 21 year old gave me candidiasis and the witch thought I gave them STDs. “

[Anonymous No.13480106]

>>13479862
You're only slightly more autistic than him if it makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.13480122]

>>13479862
i guess this is the meme for the week

[Anonymous No.13480132]

>>13480106
He fucks witches...you fuck your hand. Objectively HE is the best looking here.

[h00d !c.XKYiyQW. No.13480159]

>>13479862
wearing XL
>medium at best

[Anonymous No.13480165]

Has no one mentioned that he clearly put the guitar there just for the pic

[Anonymous No.13480167]

>>13479862
Stop. Fucking Stop.

[Anonymous No.13480360]

>>13480167
Jelly?

[Anonymous No.13480366]

He QT. LOVE he eyebrows xx

[Anonymous No.13482164]

>>13479862
based and bumped

[Anonymous No.13482277]

I want him to sit on my face. He QT! This man has style!

[Anonymous No.13482279]

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[Anonymous No.13482286]

Just think about the amount of pussy juice that has dribbled down that sexy ink. Requesting this anon to share more of his witch slaying stories! Where is he?

[Anonymous No.13482287]

>>13482277
i fucking knew is was just a larper

[Anonymous No.13482295]

>>13482287
Eh...this douche is real and regularly posts in WAYWT threads newfag....

[Anonymous No.13482301]

>>13482295
ive been here for a few years but admittedly left waywt for a while. i just assumed his tattoos and replies were larping and though the pic in the red shirt was someone showing us something from his fb/ig that a larper took from

[Anonymous No.13482320]

Clark Kent faggot.

[Anonymous No.13482331]

This man is the best at looking like someone who will never get a job.

Also, talking about how good you look in third person has got to be the most pathetic thing ever.
>Beardy Jonny walks into closet and stares into the mirror:" Damn" he whispers " that man over there got STYLE! I wonder how many witches he's gonna smash tonight, probably many, given his very good looks and cool personality!"

[Anonymous No.13482333]

>>13482331
WAITING FOR more sexy stories OP...

[Anonymous No.13482346]

why are his pants like that

[Anonymous No.13482395]

>>13482333
>Jonny was very excited, his date would show up anymoment now...
>Ding-Dong!
>"That's her!" thought Jonny, scrambling out of his closet, just as euphoric as a crackhead slanging his first rock.
>"Hey babe, up here..." he murmured, visibily disappointed, as a three hundred pound girl started making her way up the narrow steps..."Hey sweetcakes! I'm so happy to meet you!" said she, after catching her breath.
>"It happened again" he thought " i got catfished for the tenth time in a month! How can this happen, i'm supposed to be a sex machine, a literal god of a man , smashing witches and building bridges!...there's something wrong...m-maybe it's my slippers or the unkempt hair..."
As he was pondering about his outfit choices, his date was helping herself to a 32 ounce porterhouse she found in Jonny's fridge.
>"This so good meat babay" she said while tearing at the steak with her yellow teeth, "i be gettin' ready to eat you's ass like i'm doin' with this numba over here, sweetie"
>It was then that Beardy Jonny knew that he would have had to boost his ego in an effort to soften the blow his pride was going to take..."just a second girlie" he timidly said " lemme just check something out on my insta" and before she could say anything, he was already typing
>"Tribute thread to the best looking guy who posts in WAYWT"; he stopped for a second and glanced at his date, sighed. and hit post.

[Anonymous No.13482398]

>>13482395
man not only was this not funny/enjoyable but it was also not how greentext should be used. lurk more bro

[Anonymous No.13482405]

>>13482398
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.13482491]

>>13482398
> greentext
> how it shud be used
> anyone except 4 chin neckbeard sad sacks giving a shit

Get outside more you soppy cunt...

[Anonymous No.13482493]

>>13482346
Like what?

[Anonymous No.13482495]

>>13482398
> “Funny and enjoyable”
> life

When will babby grow up....

[Anonymous No.13482499]

>>13482491
thats a fair point but part of the fun of using greentext is using it so its humorous and so that you can relate to it to an extent but the guy who deleted his post just posted some awful shit. i get outside plenty but also like to enjoy stupid shit online
>>13482495
too sad bro..

[Anonymous No.13482506]

Still waiting for this handsome bastard to post his fits here and recount his sexual exploits...

[Anonymous No.13482517]

>>13482277
W2c glasses those look fucking nice

[Anonymous No.13482532]

>>13482499
If you didn’t lol at the “nuts regularly” and witch fucking comments I think you may need to lose your virginity autist.

[Anonymous No.13482539]

>>13482532
im not a virgin and i didnt find it funny lol why do you care so much about the failed greentext it happens just get over it bro

[Anonymous No.13482736]

beard stubble looks so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.13483042]

>>13482539
> failed
> greentext

[Anonymous No.13483175]

I mean, he doesn’t dress amazingly but it’s a step above most chads.

And I’d let him fuck the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.13483454]

>>13483042
>Jonny was very excited, his date would show up anymoment now...
>Ding-Dong!
>"That's her!" thought Jonny, scrambling out of his closet, just as euphoric as a crackhead slanging his first rock.
>"Hey babe, up here..." he murmured, visibily disappointed, as a three hundred pound girl started making her way up the narrow steps..."Hey sweetcakes! I'm so happy to meet you!" said she, after catching her breath.
>"It happened again" he thought " i got catfished for the tenth time in a month! How can this happen, i'm supposed to be a sex machine, a literal god of a man , smashing witches and building bridges!...there's something wrong...m-maybe it's my slippers or the unkempt hair..."
As he was pondering about his outfit choices, his date was helping herself to a 32 ounce porterhouse she found in Jonny's fridge.
>"This so good meat babay" she said while tearing at the steak with her yellow teeth, "i be gettin' ready to eat you's ass like i'm doin' with this numba over here, sweetie"
>It was then that Beardy Jonny knew that he would have had to boost his ego in an effort to soften the blow his pride was going to take..."just a second girlie" he timidly said " lemme just check something out on my insta" and before she could say anything, he was already typing
>"Tribute thread to the best looking guy who posts in WAYWT"; he stopped for a second and glanced at his date, sighed. and hit post.

[Anonymous No.13484281]

>>13483454

Is his official name “Handsome Johnny” now?

[Anonymous No.13484284]

>>13479862
GigaChad is best, hands down

[Anonymous No.13484333]

The leg tatt is shit tho...

[Anonymous No.13484335]

>>13479862
Basedboys trying to step up their game

[Anonymous No.13484386]

>>13484281
it's really over for this guy, isn't it

[Anonymous No.13484736]

>>13479862
keep making threads about me you fucking virgin degenerate, i'll bet you haven't even SEEN a witch puss. does it not get tiring to switch IPs to samefag about me over and over? get a fucking life and post fit. stop being such an insecure little pussy and get fucking laid.

[Anonymous No.13484783]

We’re waiting for YOU to post fits. This is YOUR tribute thread Johnathan....

[Anonymous No.13484888]

>>13484736
Is this a parody of yourself?

[Anonymous No.13484953]

Hahaha this guy just keeps getting MOGGED looks a fucking boomer anyway

[Anonymous No.13485080]

>>13484953
He drowns in the puss tho...do you?

[Anonymous No.13485308]

Just think about all the fanny juice his little tattooed finger has seen!

[Anonymous No.13485321]

>>13485308
enough you retard wtf u on theres like 10 threads with this guy

[Anonymous No.13485439]

>>13485308
>calling a woman's genitals a 'fanny'

nuke Europe

[Anonymous No.13485470]

>>13485439
Never finger-pop an asshole?

[Anonymous No.13485609]

>>13485308
Is that for real a fuckin' Tolkien elvish sentence tattoo around his collar?

[Anonymous No.13485620]

why are we making fun of him, hes legit handsome and it doesnt matter how he dresses he would get attention and girls flocking to him regardless

[Anonymous No.13485732]

>>13485620
Exactly. He QT. TINK of all the pussy juice that has drenched his spicy Elvish chest tat as oiled up arthoes grind their pendulous folds on his designer stubble! THINK!

[Anonymous No.13485978]

>>13485620
>>13485321
Its good to see you again

[Anonymous No.13486167]

>>13485308
BASED LORD OF THE RINGS TATTOO

[Anonymous No.13487482]

you know what, seeing all these angry fags makes wanna start posting witch slayer bro too

[Anonymous No.13487557]

Guess how big I am?

[Anonymous No.13487961]

>>13484333
I like it looks nice

[Anonymous No.13488565]

>>13487961
What is it of though?