/art hoe/

[Anonymous No.13479691]

new art hoe general thread for everybody

itt: hot takes, fap, advice on how to attract their attention, bullying anons who ask how to attract them, dating stories

pic is littleswanprincess

[Anonymous No.13479723]

Is it true their pussies smell?

[Anonymous No.13479729]

>>13479723
yes.

[Anonymous No.13479732]

>>13479723
Honestly they tend to have shitty overall hygiene, only caring about their skin if anything

[Anonymous No.13479806]

>>13479723
pussy, not that much, but the whole body

[Anonymous No.13480458]

[Anonymous No.13480470]

>>13479691
Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.13480484]

Where I could possibly meet one? Desperately want gf ;_;

[h00d !c.XKYiyQW. No.13480547]

[Anonymous No.13480550]

>>13480547
she looks like she smells really bad

[Anonymous No.13480576]

>>13480484
In an art school

[Anonymous No.13480637]

tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.13480670]

>>13479691
art hoes might like the same obscure bands and films as you, but that gets old and they're usually unstable and will cheat on you. A nice normie girl is preferable.

[Anonymous No.13480751]

>>13479723
All pussies smell. Some smell like seafood, and others smell like yesterday's seafood.

[Anonymous No.13480753]

>create /fa/ board

>profit

[Anonymous No.13480761]

I seriously do not get the appeal of art hoes. Is it the same pseudo-intellectual shitty music taste as most anons that's attractive? Is it the lack of decency? Is it the possibility of taking advantage of an emotionally unstable female? What would make an art hoe better than a female with a moral compass?

[Anonymous No.13480786]

>>13480761
They're easy and, unlike club sluts and gym instathots, they're within reach of the average /fa/g.

I like to believe people here don't actually want them for something serious. Basing your preferences on "she likes to consume the same bullshit media as me" is a terrible terrible life choice.

[Anonymous No.13480806]

>>13480670
All girls are whores.
Nobody is preferable.

[Anonymous No.13480959]

muh dick!!!!
im ejactulating everywhere lol *sprays* oh no i ve lost control haha *sprays more* holy moley!!

watch out guys haha dont wna t to be in the way of muh dick when its spurting a hot load of

ejaculate!!! i love some effaaay grills qtss !!! oh no here it goes again haha *blows lodas*

ahhhhh ohh noooo evrybody hide or ull get my load all over u!!!!

[Pseudo Intellectual !!OAqb86GuHUZ No.13480973]

>>13479723
YES.

[Anonymous No.13481021]

>>13479723
yes

[Anonymous No.13481061]

fellas i’m not gonna lie i pull nothing but art bitches. and i have to say it fucking sucks because their music taste is bad and their pussies smell and they’re very fuckin insecure. i direly urge you to go for anything else.
>how do i know youre telling the truth faggot
long haired 6’3 beaner with a guitar

[Anonymous No.13481080]

>>13480973
You're so burnt dude.

[Anonymous No.13481129]

>>13479723
Yes

[Anonymous No.13481131]

>>13480458
wouldve been fuckable without the retard hat

[Pseudo Intellectual !!OAqb86GuHUZ No.13481150]

>>13481080
nah nigga thats life experience

[Anonymous No.13481159]

>>13480806
Thaddeus virgin

[Anonymous No.13481267]

>>13479723
Yep.

[Anonymous No.13481288]

>>13481150
Kek

[Anonymous No.13481304]

>>13480547
Fucking vile.

[Anonymous No.13481305]

>>13479691
>Volleyball shorts
>no ass

[Anonymous No.13481307]

>>13479691
This is going to sound edgy as fuck, but i think i finally understand the male impulse to rape

I look at her and feel two things at once:
1. Utter disgust with ther personality and full knowledge she's a horrible person who i would gladly throw in the gutter
2. Sexual attraction

The only clear reaction to that combination of feelings is rape. It satisfies both the lust and the rejection of her humanity

[Anonymous No.13481310]

>>13481305
>wanting a big ass
Jamal pls go

[Anonymous No.13481316]

>>13481310
the lack of ass makes this pic really awkward tho
those shorts are sexy skintight, not borderline-saggy like in OP

[Anonymous No.13481320]

>>13481316
I'm a boob guy so I don't care. I'd rather a flat ass than a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.13481335]

>>13481307
classic

[Anonymous No.13481342]

>>13479723
i wouldnt know, ive never smelt a vagina before

[Anonymous No.13481352]

>>13481342
They're bad man. I used to enjoy the thought of going down on a woman but first the smell hits you and then the taste...

Art hoes are the worst for it. They do NOT clean up there at all. So use condoms man, not just for STDs (which they have) but for general hygiene.

[Anonymous No.13481356]

>>13479691
How is this "art hoe"? Is it because of her mid-century parisian prostitute make up?

[Anonymous No.13481359]

>>13480806
/thread

[Anonymous No.13481383]

>>13479723

Like death

[Anonymous No.13481447]

my fucking art hoe dumped me out of the blue after she told me she loved me. im in pain fellas. but you know what. imma use this pain and make some great art. dumb ass bitches dont even know how they inspire me to make great things

[Anonymous No.13481468]

>>13481447
You're an art hoe yourself dude.

[Anonymous No.13481518]

>>13481352
Why don't they ever clean? What is it about the lifestyle they have that makes it so they all just don't?

[Anonymous No.13481520]

>>13481518
they dont give a fuck. tumblr has hyped them up so much and these beta ass simps allow them to do w/e nasty shit they want and some guy will put up with it.
they wanna see how fuckin repulsive they can be and still gain attention.
do your job and set the bitch straight and tell her to clean up

[Anonymous No.13481523]

>>13481307
this

[Anonymous No.13481525]

>>13481305
>no ass

[Anonymous No.13481526]

>>13481520
Based

[Anonymous No.13481574]

got my third date with a art gal today. wish me luck guys.

[Anonymous No.13481605]

>>13481320
you are worse than a fool

[Anonymous No.13481650]

>>13481605
better than him being tyrone

[Anonymous No.13481713]

>>13479691
Whats the name of the girl that looks just like her and gets posted here sometimes?
I know some of you know who Im talking about.

[Anonymous No.13481729]

>>13481713
yungelita

[Anonymous No.13481745]

>>13481729
She's ugly as fuck

[Anonymous No.13481756]

am i dating one?
her pussy does stink

[Anonymous No.13481787]

>>13480761
>Is it the same pseudo-intellectual shitty music taste as most anons that's attractive?
No
>Is it the lack of decency?
Yes
>Is it the possibility of taking advantage of an emotionally unstable female?
Yes

Mostly it's just a hot semi slutty aesthetic

[Anonymous No.13481788]

>>13481756
What a disgusting subhuman

[Anonymous No.13481819]

>>13479691
>>13479723
>>13480458
>>13480547
>>13481756
bpd bpd bpd bpd bpd

[Anonymous No.13481837]

>>13481729
Not her, but thanks anyway.

[Anonymous No.13481844]

>>13481837
Dasha?

[Anonymous No.13481847]

Goth gf > art hoe gf any day of the week

[Anonymous No.13481859]

>>13481847
BASED

[Anonymous No.13482243]

[Anonymous No.13482257]

>>13481844
Thats the worst case of pink eye I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.13482259]

>>13479723
There's always a very slight odor. Only underage b&s will say "yes".

[Anonymous No.13482443]

Why do their pussies smell?

[Anonymous No.13482455]

They're all so ugly. Why aren't you fags attracted to stacies like normal people? Stop posting these weird bull dyke bookworm hybrids.

[Anonymous No.13482471]

[Anonymous No.13482474]

>>13482443
Because human bodies smell.

[Anonymous No.13482475]

[Anonymous No.13482483]

>>13480786
>they're within reach of the average /fa/g
Unless the average /fa/g is a musician (preferably of some metal variety), a tattoo artist, or an artist with studio space and a few solo shows under his belt, then no, art hoes are still well out of reach.

[Anonymous No.13482484]

dated an "art hoe" for 2 months what a fucking waste of human body that bitch was

[Anonymous No.13482486]

>>13481316
you are gay if you sth awkward on that photo, besides her frinkles

[Anonymous No.13482501]

>>13481574
godspeed

[Anonymous No.13482549]

>>13481574
Get seafood with her, so you’re used to the smell before you fuck her

[Anonymous No.13482551]

>>13479723
sounds hot, I want one to rub her hairy sweaty pussy in my face

[Anonymous No.13482564]

>everyone in this thread is a 10/10 with little or no body odor 100% of the time
>everyone in this thread is scum and projecting their insecurities onto girls on the internet

[Anonymous No.13482586]

>>13480786
Explain why it is a terrible life choice.

[Anonymous No.13482635]

>>13482564
t.art hoe

[Anonymous No.13482637]

>>13482586
because you'll ignore how toxic the person is for you. the only time i'd see the point of dating an art hoe is because you both compliment each other in your profession and become a duo.
remember the art hoe will date a chad who doesn't give a shit about ANY of this stuff in a second

[Anonymous No.13482685]

>>13481447
ok elliot

[Anonymous No.13482739]

>>13482474
>>13482564
Spotted the smelly art hoes

[Anonymous No.13482828]

>>13479723
Tbh I've visited this art hoe general like three times, and Everytime I'm just stunned by this chick. She should be the Queen of the art hoes. I mean her facial structure is perfect, her skin tone, her hair, her shitty tattoos which I can't even identify ironic or not, etc.

[Anonymous No.13482868]

>>13480751
Ayyy

Pretty accurate

[Anonymous No.13482896]

I can't wait for the art hoe thing to just fucking go.

[Anonymous No.13482918]

>>13481756 Just looking at her I can tell how ugly you are for dating her LMAO

[Anonymous No.13482937]

Went out with like a post-art hoe for one night
idk what the aesthetic could be called
expected it to be a complete train wreck but it went really well
we talked for a couple days after but she ghosted me
still pretty fucked up about it

[Anonymous No.13482959]

>>13481605
>>13481650
Indeed, this man is a true philistine in every sense of the word and a tasteless degenerate in the 5th regard

[Anonymous No.13482960]

What's the male equivalent of an art ho?

[Anonymous No.13483007]

is it possible to get an art hoe gf while being an elitist WASP?

[Anonymous No.13483064]

>>13483007
>being an unironic christcuck

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13483097]

>>13483064
>worshipping religions ironically

Have you tried Heaven's Gate yet?

[Anonymous No.13483139]

>>13483097
Whats it like worshipping a dead kike ?

[Anonymous No.13483157]

>>13483007
yes easily

[Anonymous No.13483165]

>>13482443
they take pride in looking like they've been up partying since yesterday. makeup to make their skin look dewy, but they go to far so it looks greasy, unshaved armpits, grown out dyed hair, dirty hair clumps up, "hehe all i eat is cofffee and cigarettes", all of my furniture is thrifted.

[Anonymous No.13483199]

>>13482443
who is this flower

[Anonymous No.13483225]

>>13480761
>females
>moral compass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13483252]

>>13483139
feels good not being spiritually starved

[Anonymous No.13483262]

>>13483252
This. I believe in some quite frankly wacky stuff too. Its a good feeling having good moral tales and positive attitudes influencing me.

[Anonymous No.13483295]

>>13481150
Yeah. Life experience has left you burnt.

[Anonymous No.13483332]

I think one of the sole reasons men like art hoes at all is that normie women are so goddamn fat nowadays, art hoes less so. Let's just be real about it.

[Anonymous No.13483343]

>>13483332
nah...the stereotypical "fat acvtivist/proud woman" wears the same arthoe style. you're just not recognising it because they're invisible people

[Kronk No.13483367]

The absolute easiest way to get girls like this is being a drug dealer
They'll fucc you for dope, no problem whatsoever

[Anonymous No.13483477]

>>13482564
>everyone in this thread is a 10/10 with little or no body odor 100% of the time
I mean I am, can't say for the rest of these guys

[Anonymous No.13483539]

>>13481061
+1 they have bad hygiene and will gain weight regardless of coke use over the course of banging/dating them. dated a christian virgin girl once and it shook me out of the art hoe slut phase

[Anonymous No.13483549]

>>13482937
you probably dodged a bullet man you never know

[Anonymous No.13483569]

[Anonymous No.13483594]

>>13483332
I'm from Eastern European country and now I live in the US.
Your women look wayyyyyy worse than ours, almost nobody cares about themselves. But, at the same times, your men look very good, athletic bodies are very common.

Fuckin onions.
It's so disgusting to see men, who have worked hard to look good, with a lazy fat ass.

[Anonymous No.13483601]

>>13481359
why do i know who this is

[Anonymous No.13483622]

>>13483601
what other happa would it be?

[Anonymous No.13483636]

>>13483622
it should be just a generic toddler but i know it's the rodger dodger
does he have alien dna or something, is that why people knew to avoid him?

[Anonymous No.13483646]

>>13483636
i think he just happens to be one of the people that looks the same as a kid as they do grown up. some people grow up to look completely different.

[Anonymous No.13483671]

>>13479723
they fucking better

[Anonymous No.13483805]

thots>arthoes

[Anonymous No.13483820]

>>13483805
Ewno

[Anonymous No.13483830]

>>13483805
I don't know why but I want to laugh looking at this. Something about her being black and wearing yellow is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.13483843]

[Anonymous No.13483844]

>>13483830
it's like a child playing dress up. she puts on a "white person hair" wig and goes to a business, but you can still tell she's ghetto. it's so incongruous.

[Anonymous No.13483851]

>>13483844
Well shit, looking at it now I can see that's why I found it funny but didn't realize. It's also the look on her face that says "th-this is how business peoples dress rite?".

[Anonymous No.13483852]

>>13483844
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.13483856]

>>13483852
>when they ask how much fake tan you want and you just say yes

[Anonymous No.13483859]

>>13483852
>says others have shit taste
>posts that

[Anonymous No.13483868]

Thotcore
>clean and well groomed
>hot. Thicc
>connected. We always be in vip bottles popping
>listens.
>ride or die for her man
Arthoes(pffffhahahaaahaa)
>feminist
>fucking gross
>not even sticc just bland skinnyfat or obese
>WILL let you down
>not connected tryhard af
>cant even cop their own pack of cigarettes

[Anonymous No.13483907]

>>13483868
>clean
you can see all of the ingrown hairs on her ass dude

[Anonymous No.13483928]

>>13483852
the fat nigga can have her

[Anonymous No.13483941]

>>13483868
>listens
kek no, it goes in one ear and out the other.

[Anonymous No.13483946]

>>13483941
what? fat black chicks aren't known to listen rather than being loud sassy bitches? how dare you!

[Anonymous No.13483957]

>>13481847
anyone gonna tell him it's the same thing?

[Anonymous No.13483967]

>>13483957
where do you live that arthoes can get into goth clubs?

[Anonymous No.13483977]

>>13482564
you can come over and sniff my nuts any time, love. guarantee you won't be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.13484024]

>>13480959
Good post

[Anonymous No.13484035]

>>13483830
Monkey with a banana colored dress

[Anonymous No.13484041]

how do you meet art hoe or goth girls?

[Anonymous No.13484047]

>>13484041
Tinder, art shows, thrift stores etc. Also just about anywhere pseudo-intellectuals hangout.

[Anonymous No.13484050]

>>13484041
Hot Topics

[Anonymous No.13484052]

>>13484041
do you know how to meet girls in general?

[Anonymous No.13484063]

>>13484052
yes but i specifically like girls with those aesthetics, its incredibly attractive for reasons i cant explain

i cant exactly set a filter for art hoes or goths on tinder

[Anonymous No.13484075]

>>13481305
>>13479691


That's just the right amount of ass bro

[Anonymous No.13484081]

>>13484063
>on tinder

i asked if you knew how to meet girls. where do you live that bars aren't full of arthoes? and just look up your local goth club for the goth firls

[Anonymous No.13484097]

>>13479691
Oldfag here, keep seeing this in the catalog so I gotta ask: is this just the new way for flat girls to cope? Or what's going on here? In my day they cut their hair short and claimed to be punk or rockers or whatever.

[Anonymous No.13484101]

>>13484097
why are you larping as an oldfag?

[Anonymous No.13484112]

>>13484101
I am an actual oldfag in the sense of being old enough to vote while Seinfeld was still airing, I normally only come here for suit threads, /prep/ and enjoying the occasional Reviewbrah thread.

I'm not an oldfag like I've been here for a decade though, I forgot that was even a whole thing.

[Anonymous No.13484114]

[Anonymous No.13484115]

>>13481061
That guy on the right has a horrible posture.
Is it part of his fit?

[Anonymous No.13484118]

>>13484112
>I normally only come here for suit threads, /prep/ and enjoying the occasional Reviewbrah thread.

[Anonymous No.13484119]

[Anonymous No.13484125]

>>13484112
Shit..maybe you are old. You seem to have missed out in the most popular female fashion for the last ten years.

[Anonymous No.13484145]

>>13479691
these types of gutters are just obsessed with pretending they're bi or les right now

all while fucking chad every weekend dreaming of some kind of commitment from him that will never come

[Anonymous No.13484211]

>>13484118
Those guys are 20-something faggots.

>>13484125
That's what I said to begin with, you nutsack. Now can I get that explanation or what?

[Anonymous No.13484236]

>>13484097
>: is this just the new way for flat girls to cope?
yes

[Anonymous No.13484242]

[Anonymous No.13484243]

is it bad that idea of a hairy smelly unwashed pussy turns me on

[Anonymous No.13484249]

If they dye their hair any other color than natural ones they aren't arthoes, just idiots who happen to like Wes Anderson

[Anonymous No.13484260]

>>13484243
Yes it means you've been roped in by the vaginal jew and will forever be a little bitch cuckold

[Anonymous No.13484309]

>>13484052
no, how

[Anonymous No.13484314]

>>13483805
HAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.13484329]

[Anonymous No.13484343]

i've been banging art hoes for a year now
the way they look varies a bit but the common things
>dyed hair or natural colors (usually always short or bangs)
>grandma glasses or contacts
>sex drive can go from pls fuck me daddy to pls leave me the fuck alone you're abusing me by hugging me
>either claims to be not into drugs but usually does them if u can get for free or in the extreme case heroin addicts
>likes to recreate hs drama since nobody gave a fuck abt them in hs
>hates 90% of her friends and shit talk about them to you
>will shit talk about you to her friends if you ever open to her (dont do that lads)
>likes thrifting the same as yellow colors, overalls, vans/converse and dr.martens
>loves rihanna over beyonce
>music taste can range from p4k core to basic tumblr g-eazy n 1975 mixed in with some cardi b
>likes to draw and basic photography but majority aren't creative
>claims to be "sjw" but doesn't really mess poc unless they're Carlton "black" or hood niggas they just have sex with in private occasionally
>has had a least one sugar daddy
>majors are usually psychology, art history and sometimes STEM(but hardly grad from this unless its biology)
>will ghost you in a minute with no regrets then try to come back like they never did you(no sweetie you did them wrong)
>loves to date skateboarders and mac demarco types
>*insert " dramatic childhood that "fucked" them up and why they have issues they dont wanna solve teehee
can go on and on

[Anonymous No.13484348]

why do most art hoes claim to suffer from bpd?

[Anonymous No.13484350]

>>13484348
dramatic childhood

[Anonymous No.13484388]

>>13484348
Do you mean bipolar or borderline personality disorder?

[Anonymous No.13484396]

>>13480458
>>13479723
I wanna suck on their tiny tiddies

[Anonymous No.13484402]

>>13484388
Both

[Anonymous No.13484404]

>>13484343
Accurate to a t

[Anonymous No.13484472]

>>13484052
>>13484309
seriously, how do i meet girls in general? i had an extremely sheltered upbringing and now that i have more freedom, ive got no idea how to get laid

[Anonymous No.13484502]

>>13484472
tinder
local art shows
local music shows
local events of things you like
honestly make male friends first

[Anonymous No.13484510]

>>13481859
Fuuuck, she looks like my gf minus the double hair tails

[Anonymous No.13484518]

>>13484348
bad childhood

[Anonymous No.13484528]

>>13484329
DISGUSTING
There's nothing fashionable about a fucking cigarette unless you like sticky yellow stained walls, cancer, ash on everything, and smelling like shit.

[Anonymous No.13484530]

>>13484528

[Anonymous No.13484571]

>>13484528
Being a little bitch isn’t fashionable

[Anonymous No.13484577]

>>13483539
my ex art hoe gf was vegetarian and somehow still rather plump. i like chubby girls but it makes no sense that she was any modicum of overweight but hasn’t eaten meat since 5th grade.

[Anonymous No.13484592]

>>13484571
Why isn't motorsport A E S T H E T I C anymore?

[Anonymous No.13484596]

>>13484592
Are you implying it isn't still?

[Anonymous No.13484607]

>>13484596
I don't know, it just feels off. Everything has to be absolutely perfect and there's no room for differentiation. Maybe I'll feel the same way about 2018 motorsport 30 years down the line.

[Anonymous No.13484662]

>>13483199
some ugly ridiculous whore

[Anonymous No.13484714]

>>13484242
Some people just shouldn’t get bangs.

[Anonymous No.13484728]

>>13484577
lots of oil, dairy, sugar in their diet. i know a chubby girl who went veg and to this day doesnt look a bit smaller because she has a very oil based diet

[Anonymous No.13484768]

do goth girls still exists? post em

[Anonymous No.13484769]

Anyone tried to talk to these girls on tinder?
Most unlikeable cunts ever seriously.

[Anonymous No.13484774]

>>13484388
probably means BPD not BPAD. most laypeople confuse the two.

[Anonymous No.13484919]

>>13484768
>>13481859
Goth girls best girls

[Anonymous No.13485013]

>>13481756
not art hoe, just attention whore

[Anonymous No.13485019]

>>13482637
Please help. I am a chad and some how ended up dating an art hoe. She does smell and only wears high waisted pants. What do I do? It's intellectually better than dating a basic stacy but weird.

[Anonymous No.13485037]

>>13483343
Nah bro, next time you're actually outside look around, most normie women are fat

[Anonymous No.13485045]

>>13485019
Leave her? Be alone for a bit? I don't know mate, I'm not a chad.

[Anonymous No.13485046]

>>13485019
tell her to wash and not wear high waisted pants. if you're really a chad she'd do as you say

[Anonymous No.13485056]

>>13485046
Holy shit you're right I just realized she started wearing leggings because I mentioned something last week

[Anonymous No.13485086]

>>13485019
is this an art hoe?

[Anonymous No.13485104]

>>13484343
delete this NOW

[Anonymous No.13485250]

>>13479723
I hope so because that turns me on

[Anonymous No.13485847]

>>13484211
>Those guys are 20-something faggots.

the guy that clearly states that he's 36?

[Anonymous No.13485864]

>>13484343
What you've described is at least 95% of Portland, OR.

If you like art hoes, we have a surplus. Take them, leave with them, for the love of god never bring them back.

[Anonymous No.13485871]

>>13484343
HNNNGGGGGGG this turns me on so much whats wrong with me

[Anonymous No.13485888]

How do I become an art hoe? I want a /fa/ bf

[Anonymous No.13485890]

>>13485045
imagine being so cucked that you just openly admit how much of a beta you are

[Anonymous No.13485899]

>>13484343
So glad I'm done with these hoes

[Anonymous No.13485912]

>>13484343
I wish I knew about the whole never open up to your girlfriend thing sooner in life but I was never taught that while I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.13485913]

>>13485888
t o r o n t o

[Anonymous No.13485915]

Art hoes aren't fucking real dude, holy shit

[Anonymous No.13485960]

>>13485915
yes they absolutely are lol
go to any art school or hip city

[Anonymous No.13485989]

The choker empire will last 1000 years

Long live the choker

[Anonymous No.13485991]

>>13483199
>>13484662

insta @yungelita

[Anonymous No.13485997]

>>13483549
idk man i just felt an actual connection and she was so fuckin pretty
Normally I want to beat these fucking whores senseless so I hope you understand my feelings. Also too afraid to post photo of her, pretty sure she might lurk here

[Anonymous No.13486000]

>>13485997
why are any women you dont like "whores" lmao

[Anonymous No.13486009]

>>13485989
black solid chokers are unironically hot as fuck. My ex-gf used to wear one and she looked amazing. I tried it on and even I looked hotter with it on (really fucks up the adams apple tho)

[Anonymous No.13486010]

>>13486000
No dicksniffer, art hoes are objectively whores, thats half the fucking label of "art hoe". Nothing more than an alt-slampig with no merit beyond being a place to dump some baby batter

[Anonymous No.13486016]

>>13485989
That's the 'I do anal' choker

[Anonymous No.13486021]

I'm an art hoe ama

[Anonymous No.13486025]

>>13486010
Every time I read the word “slampig” I audibly laugh no matter where I am or what else I’m doing.

[Anonymous No.13486026]

>>13486021
what kind of guys are you into

what do you do in your spare time as an art hoe

[Anonymous No.13486027]

>>13486021
When is the last time you spoke to your father?

[Anonymous No.13486029]

>>13485997
What was her name?

[Anonymous No.13486030]

>>13486025
>throw art hoe on bed
>pull off clothes
>start fucking her
>half way through I realize her moans are turning into oinks
>Reach down for her clit
>Grab something that feels like a tail
>Turn on the lights
>Fucking slampig tricked me again
>Shits on my bed and breaks my door
Fucking slampigs
Still cam tho

>>13486029
Georgia
Probably too much info and gonna backfire on me but w/e I'm used to fucking myself over and self destructing for a month

[Anonymous No.13486052]

>>13484115
I don’t think so. It’s probably his lack of confidence

[Anonymous No.13486059]

>>13486026
Any kind of guy who I can have a conversation with who sees me as an individual and not a hole to fuck. There are not a lot of guys who I can talk to where I live, but generally speaking someone who doesn't do drugs or drinks too much. I don't like people who smoke either. Someone who knows about what they like, and isn't afraid to show so.

I draw, paint (watercolors & gouache are my favorite medium), lurk this Taiwanese crocheting forum, go to the gym, watch anime or Netflix, visit local coffee shops, buy flowers, wander around town, go thrifting, and hang out with friends. It's a small town here, very boring. I don't drink much nor am into drugs and keep quiet in social media. I've noticed the main hobbies for art hoes are, well, art related, showcasing their stuff on Instagram. I don't do that.

>>13486027
Via chat or irl? Via chat it's been weeks. Irl it's been like half a year. My grandparents were my caretakers and I currently live alone.

[Anonymous No.13486069]

>>13486059
how would you feel if a guy was attracted to your look, honestly i think art hoes are incredibly attractive not just the physical aesthetic which is part of it but the idea that someone is willing to have stimulating conversations about random things, does it turn you off knowing a guy is into your style or that aspect of your personality?

It borders on fetishizing but its not really about race, ethnicity or anything imo

[Anonymous No.13486075]

help- I am a 4chan grl stuck in my first day of precollege and its filled with pretentious art hoes- WWYD

[Anonymous No.13486097]

>>13486075
smash them

[Anonymous No.13486155]

>>13482564
Go wash your vagoobers pls

[Anonymous No.13486189]

>>13486069
You said it yourself, stimulating conversations. So I would feel very flattered. Turned on, well, it would depend on other factors, such as genuine interest in my person and not me beyond the label. If anyone wants to 'score' and it an art hoe even if they want to have sex or not, I think they should recognize their individual traits. Like
>>13484343 mentioned, we have some similarities but what counts is the relationship you can build with them, the bonds with people. I mean personally I would rather get to know someone before fucking them, and even then, knowing different kinds of people is fun.

[Anonymous No.13486193]

>>13486189
i want an art hoe gf not just a one night stand, yes even with all the complications and baggage, i have my own shit to deal with so i cant discriminate anything. Should i avoid mentioning my initial physical attraction is based around the aesthetic?

[Anonymous No.13486217]

>>13486016
b-but preteen girls wear it too

[Anonymous No.13486222]

>>13486193
lol. not the art hoe you are asking but if you need guidance on that question good luck holding in your spaghetti over the course of a date or two. the appropriate thing would be compliment something of her style that you like in particular and go from there. it can develop like, 'where'd you get it? oh that consignment shop down the road, cool. i was there the other day and got this book, great read so far the author really blah blah blah'

t. functioning autist

[Anonymous No.13486228]

I'm never sure how to approach these sorts of girls. They typically seem more introverted and I don't want to make them uncomfortable so I'm not sure how to strike up a conversation without doing that. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.13486231]

>>13484348
cuz they watched a video on YouTube

>>13484350
That would imply PTSD not necessarily BPD

[Anonymous No.13486233]

>>13486222
im not incapable of being functionally social, i just mean is it smart to avoid mentioning the initial attraction, can i be like hey you seem like you are capable of talking about weird random artistic things because of your look, etc. I guess eventually i would have to admit im totally into their look and style and the perceived traits they have

[Anonymous No.13486235]

>>13479691
>be me
>date art hoe for 9 months
>be sadistic bf
>starve her of sex for 3 months
>she pretty much begs for sex at this point
>continue relationship
>She started as dominant sjw now submissive gf who begs for dick
>never eat her out always demand head
>goes on for another 5 months
>finally break up with her cause i get bored
>pleads with me to take her back
>don't
>feels good man

[Anonymous No.13486238]

>>13486233
Honestly I don't think you have to be specific about why you're attracted to them, you could probably just say you think they're cute and it's all good

[Anonymous No.13486239]

>>13486235
sounds miserable tbqh senpai, sad even, you just sound like someone who can't satisfy a woman

[Anonymous No.13486243]

>>13484343
This.

[Anonymous No.13486245]

>>13486239
Maybe. I just get bored after a while, they have no personality no life. They are "fake" to the core.

[Anonymous No.13486250]

>>13486235
i love eating girls out, will this be a problem with an art hoe, dont they look down upon any submissive traits

[Anonymous No.13486254]

>>13486245
Why did you date her then...

[Anonymous No.13486256]

>>13486250
No i would think this is a plus, she really wanted me to but i never did. They want to feel in control all the time, so this will give her breathing room.
I think you're fine.

[Anonymous No.13486262]

>>13486256
nice

[Anonymous No.13486269]

>>13486250
Eating out isn't submissive if you do it right. Making a girl squirm and bend to your will is extremely empowering. If you can't/don't satisfy women, you aren't a man, and you might as well be a cuck

[Anonymous No.13486273]

>>13482828
she makes ok music too

[Anonymous No.13486275]

>>13486235
>>13486245
you sound pretty fake yourself my man. its funny im remembering an art hoe thread from a couple weeks ago where a couple anons were saying not allowing someone to fuck you so your partner can have their sex needs met was abusive. and here you are intentionally withholding. wonder if those guys feel differently now that its a guy doing the same thing intentionally to manipulate someone

>>/fa/thread/S13437422#p13438197

[Anonymous No.13486277]

>>13480576
art hoes also like to become kindergarden or 1st grade teachers too so not just art school

[Anonymous No.13486280]

>>13484502
How does one make male frens?

[Anonymous No.13486283]

>>13486269
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13486287]

>>13481756
nah shes a basic goth or fake goth whatever you wanna call it

[Anonymous No.13486289]

>>13481307
I'll add a less disgusting spin to this, which is that while it is commonly known that hipsters are the worst, they are also a dominant subculture for young attractive people, and no matter who you are, you will always want to have sex with young attractive people. I moved away from my hipster city because it got too expensive and I hated it, but now I kiss the coffee shops and breweries. There's no where to show off my fits anymore

[Anonymous No.13486292]

>>13481847
only if it's a real goth and not that instagram goth killstar bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13486295]

>>13486280
find someone over the age of 24 who is capable of accepting a woman as a platonic friend and separate their physical attraction from the relationship

[Anonymous No.13486298]

>>13486295
what if im also a male?

[Anonymous No.13486304]

>>13484714
False. Almost everyone looks better with bangs, provided they are done right.

[Anonymous No.13486306]

>>13486193
It's a tricky question. Some of them want to be 'unique' without realizing they do indeed fall into a stereotype/trend and I mean it's fine, everyone does at a certain point as long as you're not snotty as shit about it. Gauge their reaction would be my guess, compliment her looks without letting them know you're into the aesthetic full time based on how the reaction seems.

>>13486233
Admit it later, not right away. It's fine to say that you dig their style after you get to know them. 'What inspires your aesthetic?' would be the question to ask.

[Anonymous No.13486308]

>>13486298
then be my friend because i also want more male and female friends

im still trying to figure that out too

[Anonymous No.13486310]

>>13486269
You are fucking beyond cucked holy shit.

[Anonymous No.13486311]

>>13486254
They’re objects. Not people. They’re there for your enjoyment. Do you really think art-hoes have feelings?

[Anonymous No.13486316]

>>13486228
Art shows.
Museums
Small cafés (not Starbucks, or maybe so, idfk)
Thrift shops
Local markets
Vintage whatever
Parks, or wherever there's nature. A 'real' art hoe is either taking pictures or drawing still life.

>>13486283
>>13486310
You're the real cucks here.

[Anonymous No.13486319]

>>13486310
t. can't please a woman
>>13486311
so then fuck her...don't enter a relationship lmao how pathetic can you be

[Anonymous No.13486325]

>>13486316
Hey dude if eating cunt is so alpha feel free to do it to my girl after I nut in her like the cuck I am.

[Anonymous No.13486328]

>>13486319
Why not enter a relationship with her to emotionally manipulate and abuse her for fun?

Also, if you can’t make her cum with your dick alone you may as well be a woman.

[Anonymous No.13486332]

>>13486308
we are now frens
what now?

[Anonymous No.13486347]

>>13486325
kek I'm just imagining "your girl" lying there with a blank expression on her face as you flop on top of her and blow your load, trying her hardest to enjoy herself. Imagining her in bed afterwords wishing that she had a real man who could actually bring her satisfaction, but having too low of a self esteem to go out and get one. But one day she will. One day she'll realize that she can though, and she'll either leave you or just cheat on you. And then she'll tell her new man about how she used to be with a guy who didn't even know how to go down on a woman, and they'll both laugh and laugh. Meanwhile you'll still be sitting on 4chan, trying your hardest to convince anonymous people on the internet that you're an alpha because you can't even preform a basic sexual action.

[Anonymous No.13486352]

>>13486328
you literally deprived yourself of sex for months at a time and are now bragging about it on the internet. Plus nice reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.13486357]

>>13486347
See I think you’re projecting. I used to go down on women. Like, a lot. I was very good at it too. Then I decided not to do that. Because it’s disgusting. Also, why the fuck would I get a long term gf when I’m /fit/? There’s a difference between unable and unwilling you absolute catamite.

[Anonymous No.13486358]

art hoe (and hipster) fashion is so disappointing to me. they cum over the idea of looking like a 70s-80s alternative chick but get it so fucking wrong by trying to mix in instagram/tumblr-tier bullshit and they end up just fucking radiating sweaty pubes everywhere.

[Anonymous No.13486361]

Is cunnilingus /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13486363]

>>13486352
Actually I’m a different guy than the self-deprivation anon. However, I have a slight degree of respect for the guy for holding back that long. I hope he was cheating on her.

[Anonymous No.13486368]

>>13486357
>I used to go down on women. Like, a lot. I was very good at it too.
lmao listen to how sad you sound. You're trying so hard to prove to me, some anonymous nobody on the internet, that you aren't a sexually incompetent loser (that you so clearly are) and that it's all by choice. I cannot imagine being so pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13486370]

>>13486361
Incredibly.

[Anonymous No.13486373]

>>13486368
>implying I’m not larping
Why are you so desperate to justify your submissive fetish?

[Anonymous No.13486383]

>>13486373
>implying I’m not larping
of course you are, at least the part about knowing how to eat out

[Anonymous No.13486386]

>>13486383
Wait is it supposed to be hard? All you have to do is listen and communicate and be attentive and show some love. That’s why women can do it.

[Anonymous No.13486396]

>>13486269
You're whipped as fuck man, I'm sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.13486397]

>>13486361

No

[Anonymous No.13486399]

>>13486269
>actual cucks browse this board

[Anonymous No.13486404]

>>13486352
>deprived yourself of sex for months
Well worth it knowing she would be be submissive to my every demand after.

>reddit spacing
got me there...

[Anonymous No.13486410]

>this fucking thread
holy fuck, there are actually """men""" out there who think being inadequate is something to brag about

[Anonymous No.13486415]

>>13486404
girls are naturally submissive you moron. If it took you months to get a girl to be submissive then you're even sadder than I previously thought.

[Anonymous No.13486416]

>>13486410
If you can’t get a woman off with your dick alone, you are inadequate as a man. Women can eat pussy.

[Anonymous No.13486418]

>>13486410

[Anonymous No.13486419]

>>13486358
>radiating sweaty pubes everywhere.

>implying this is bad

[Anonymous No.13486421]

>>13486415
You haven't dated any art hoes obviously. Maybe none at all?

[Anonymous No.13486422]

So arthoes are just thinly veiled whores after all?

What is the point

[Anonymous No.13486426]

>>13486310
going down sucks but lmao at how gay you are

[Anonymous No.13486429]

>>13486410
“Mmm I love slurping the juices from this literal cum-receptacle. Please mistress it tastes so good. Aren’t I alpha? I won’t even fuck you like all those cucks who fucked girls in high school. No ma’am I’m a good boy and I just wanna suck on your hole.”

[Anonymous No.13486443]

>>13486429
can someone tell me how i like didn't go to this board during the winter and it became cancer? there's literally no way anyone in this thread has ever talked to a real woman lmao

[Anonymous No.13486444]

>>13486422
>What is the point
My thoughts exactly anon

[Anonymous No.13486451]

>>13486416
>implying you can only do one or the other
And this is why you'll never understand. Using your dick is easy, as long as you have a functional one. But eating out well takes skill (if you argue against this you actually aren't good at it and every girl has just been too polite to tell you), and makes you more than just dick, which they can get anywhere. Yes anybody can eat out well, but most don't (as evidenced by this thread). If you've seen the way a girl can crumble after you go down on them and fuck their brains out afterwards, you wouldn't be making these comments.
>>13486421
I haven't dated any, no, I'm currently fucking two though, both who have pledged their loyalty to me, but are ok with me fucking other women. I wonder why?

[Anonymous No.13486454]

>>13486269
>Making a girl squirm and bend to your will is extremely empowering.
correct! congratulations

[Anonymous No.13486459]

>>13486451
Except I’ve literally done what you described countless times. The thing you’re missing here is that I legitimately hate women and only want to use them for MY pleasure. Her orgasms from my cock are just for my ego. I take no pride in “rocking a girl’s world” with my tongue. Have you considered we may have differing opinions of what you’re talking about?

[Anonymous No.13486467]

>>13486429
are you gay?

[Anonymous No.13486472]

>>13486444
Call me naive, but I actually thought there was a degree of genuine interest in 'art' with these women. The ones I've met seemed to like more niche interests compared to the run of the mill females. But something always bothered me about them, they made claims to like these types of things (literature, art, music) but never really displayed anything more than a general knowledge of it. Are you trying to tell me they are dressing up in such a way to mask their own general dullness and lack of personality with the facade of a 'personality'?

Truly disgusting behavior.

[Anonymous No.13486474]

>>13486467
I like facefucking other men. Aside from that, no.

[Anonymous No.13486480]

>>13486283
>>13486310
>>13486396
>>13486399
>>13486418
>>13486429
This is officially the most embarrassing thread on this whole website.

[Anonymous No.13486483]

>>13486480
And you’re part of it.

[Anonymous No.13486491]

Art-hoes' lack of personal hygiene makes me feel like I can let my hygiene slip and she'd never even notice.

[Anonymous No.13486492]

What's the general life span of an art hoe?
Are there any art hoes after the age of 30?

[Anonymous No.13486499]

>>13486492
Whats an art hoe?

[Anonymous No.13486506]

>>13486499
'Art hoe' is short form speak for 'artistically inclined hoedown bitches'

[Anonymous No.13486508]

>>13486480
>coping this hard after getting BTFO’ed

Anon is on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.13486511]

>>13486250
>i love eating out girls

jajajajajajaja fucking loser

[Anonymous No.13486520]

>>13486511
fuck off. it's great

[Anonymous No.13486527]

>>13486347
seething

[Anonymous No.13486534]

>>13486347
Well adjusted mentally stable women don't like being eaten out. They see it as a submissive act, and are naturally repulsed by it. Face it fren, you're a cuck.

[Anonymous No.13486535]

>>13486472
That is exactly the case. They’re just run of the mill thots who are usually lacking physically one way or another so they’re patching onto something else to make them eye-catching. Treat these sluts as accessories. Actually interesting girls are generally a lot more low key about it.

[Anonymous No.13486538]

>>13486511
i dont care even if it does seem beta or w/e, getting girls off turns me on, theres a huge ego and power surge from it

[Anonymous No.13486545]

>>13486534
>Well adjusted mentally stable women don't like being eaten out. They see it as a submissive act, and are naturally repulsed by it. Face it fren, you're a cuck.

[Anonymous No.13486548]

>>13486310
>>13486325
>>13486399
>>13486429
>>13486534
Y'all do realize cucks are those who get off on not satisfying their woman, right?

[Anonymous No.13486549]

what are the best sources of art hoe pics, i know instagram but im not gonna check out dozens of accounts and shit

[Anonymous No.13486552]

>>13486548
Nah, cucks are people who care at all about their woman's pleasure.

[Anonymous No.13486556]

>>13486552
>Nah, cucks are people who care at all about their woman's pleasure.

[Anonymous No.13486558]

>>13486548
What? Dude, cucks are people who care so much about a woman’s pleasure that they get off on watching better people do it in their place. I just don’t give a shit about her pleasure at all.

[Anonymous No.13486560]

>>13486552
>>13486558
Yeah, who cares about my wife's pleasure? I leave that up to Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.13486573]

giving pleasure is what gives me pleasure. if i only cared about my own I'd just masturbate

[Anonymous No.13486575]

I bet art hoes hate being eaten out.

[Anonymous No.13486577]

>>13486560
>getting married
Holy fuck are you STILL trying to deny you’re a beta?

[Anonymous No.13486578]

>>13486573
>not using women for masturbation

[Anonymous No.13486629]

post more art hoes you pongs

[Anonymous No.13486650]

>>13486552
women don't like having multiple partners, that goes against everything that being a woman is about

[Anonymous No.13486804]

>>13486578
but that's mean

[Anonymous No.13486809]

>>13486804
it's literally what women want. what's next calling buying women 10k rings "mean"?

[Anonymous No.13486872]

do they shave their pussies? I hope not

[Anonymous No.13486901]

>>13486872
They don't. I've hung out with two girls like this, both had it bushy there.

[Anonymous No.13486906]

>>13486901
perfect

[Anonymous No.13487052]

>>13484510

[Anonymous No.13487217]

I want one to rub her hairy sweaty pits in my face

[Anonymous No.13487684]

some of them don't "believe" in washing or shaving. I wouldn't recommend

[Anonymous No.13487900]

>>13479691
name?

[Anonymous No.13487920]

>>13487900
>>13485991

[Anonymous No.13487946]

>>13487920
?

[Anonymous No.13488104]

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