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13456885 No.13456885 [Reply] [Original]

>30 days into no-poo
>ass hurts like never before
>too scared to fart
>vomit every time I eat
>look like i'm 8 months pregnant
>can't hold back pee
>had to be rushed to hospital twice due to anal fissures
>hair still shit

wtf /fa/ you said this shit worked

>> No.13456886

>>13456885
good meme

>> No.13456898

Nopoo doesn't work if you have aids

>> No.13456913

>>13456885
interesting
what shower gel are you using?

>> No.13457037

>>13456885
quit eating, you 'tard

>> No.13457082
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>>13456885
I'm on nopoo and nofap. My balls and stomach are both in constant pain, and my permanent throbbing boner is making it impossible to sleep. Even my old saggy coworkers are starting to look fuckable, but my hemorrhoids hurt too much to try. I'm getting so much done though!

Would recommend.

>> No.13457115

>>13456885
>I once went in a two weeks trip to a camping as a kid
>Toilets were so disgusting that I decided I wouldnt shit while there
>Nopoo for two weeks
>Some distress but nothing bad, plenty of exercise and sports
>Pee a lot, though
>On the way back from the trip, we stop in our grandma house
>"Now if you excuse me for a moment..."
>Start taking a shit
>Ten minutes later finally out
>Look at it expecting to find Godzilla
>It's big but not as big as I expected
>"Ok I guess"
>Tell my parents about it
>They dont believe I been two weeks without taking a shit
>Resume my life with no consequences whatsoever
True story

>> No.13457780

>>13457115
I used to do a lot of opiates. Not shitting for 2 weeks is totally possible. Probably not a good idea to do regularly.

>> No.13457916

>>13457115
Tried that for 3 days because apparently there were rumors of big snake in loo at my grandma's town home.
I peed on plants and continued with my life.
I could have gone for few more days but we came back to city.

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>>13456885
Thanks OP had a good laugh

>> No.13457990

It's like no-fap. It's not fapping if you have sex. On no poo you need to find someone to felch out your shit, then it's all right.