/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.13350332]

How would you like your hair cut today, honey?

[Anonymous No.13350335]

>>13350332
Um uhhhh... short on the sides and long on the top

[Anonymous No.13350338]

>>13350332
I'm growing my hair out bitch

[Anonymous No.13350341]

The... um...*whispers*Hitler youth

[Anonymous No.13350697]

>>13350332
For some reason all the best barbers in my city are lesbians with short hair.

[Anonymous No.13350760]

um can you thin it out so it isn't so poofy at the top and clean up the back and sides a bit and just make sure it's all even

>they try to make conversation while I awkwardly sit silently and give occasional 'h-heh yea' tier answers
>is this ok?

y-yeah it's great thanks how much is it

>pay and leave
>it's always a 5/10 cut which wasn't like what I had in mind

[Anonymous No.13350766]

>>13350760
all of this smdh

[Anonymous No.13350769]

Same as always, Trisha

[Anonymous No.13350778]

i go to a generic ass place like this but its so far and secluded no one ever goes there. it's usually girls fresh out of cosmetology school while a lady like in op wards over them

[Anonymous No.13350783]

>>13350332
Pretty short on the sides and back, a little longer on top, then just clean it up all around.
>do you want it off your ears
Yes please
>and your sideburns?
Trim em just a little bit

This is the exact conversation I have every time I get my hair cut

[Anonymous No.13350861]

>>13350332
>show her an anime picture
>'l-like this please..i know its a cartoon but is this possible?'

[Anonymous No.13350871]

>tfw the stylist presses her tits against your arm

Duties that mean she likes me?

[Anonymous No.13350881]

>>13350332
>Just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.13351001]

>>13350332
Ear to ear

[Anonymous No.13351006]

>>13350861
>pic related

[Anonymous No.13351008]

>"Just take care of the split ends, thank you"
Style your own hair you degenerates

[Anonymous No.13351118]

>>13350760
literally this happened to me 2 weeks ago. told her i wanted this picture and showed it to her, all she had to do knock down the sides and back, trim my bangs a little, and it would've been down. she instead go fulls retard, shaves the sides to a 1 guard, and snips my bangs about halfway up my forehead. sprayed on some hairspray, swooped it around, and done. she pretty much just gave me the Joji haircut.

once it grows back out in 3-4 months, i'm just going to cut it myself.

[Anonymous No.13351173]

>>13351118
Based Jkook poster

Hyped for the world tour, gonna try to sniff Taehyung

[Anonymous No.13351188]

>>13350332
Just take out some volume

[Anonymous No.13351196]

>>13350338
>I'm growing my hair out, just want the ends trimmed
>Sure, sweety
>cuts 3 inches off

T-thanks

[Anonymous No.13352036]

>>13350760
Me

[Anonymous No.13352068]

>>13350760
>asks if I have a girlfriend
>asks why I don't have a girlfriend
>asks where I hang out
>asks why I don't go out

Absolute cunts, I swear they enjoy making you feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.13352095]

>just a little to refresh it so it looks natural haha
>like what an inch?
>oh I don’t know you’re the pro you tell me what looks good haha
>hmmm no, sweetie. You tell me I can’t guess what you like
>jfc shsshhhhhtfu just cut it fuck

Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.13352143]

>>13350332
you cut my hair I cut you in half.

[Anonymous No.13352172]

>im growing it to shoulder length just trim the back slightly for split ends and clean it up a bit, dont cut to much
>say no more senpai

>my face after its done

[Anonymous No.13352177]

>>13352068
Are you sure she didn't think you were cute?

[Anonymous No.13352180]

I just tried getting a two block haircut like my kpop idols but I think my hair isn't compatible with it. what do?

[Anonymous No.13352203]

>tfw moved to a cool city and can go to one of the best barbers in the country now
feels good.

[Anonymous No.13352216]

Like this

[Anonymous No.13352333]

>>13350332
I buzz my own hair you fucking bitch I hate the awkward small talk you make with me every damn time and then you give me that stupid normie cut god damn I hate you so much.

[Anonymous No.13352339]

>>13350332
In silence

[Anonymous No.13352341]

>>13350335
DELETE
i got PTSD from this post

[Anonymous No.13352343]

>>13350332
Who the fuck goes to a women for ur hair? Best barbers are russian jews... anyway meduim fade to a 1, dont touch the top.

[Anonymous No.13352378]

>>13350335
wtf

[Anonymous No.13352387]

>>13350861
I showed one of Levi from Attack on Titan and the woman cut it very well, they care less about this shit then most think

[Anonymous No.13352432]

>>13352177
>she

[Anonymous No.13352439]

>>13350332
Shave it all off girl

[Anonymous No.13352471]

>>13350335
STOP

[Anonymous No.13352478]

>>13352432
Boy on boy love is the best tho

[Anonymous No.13352504]

>>13352172

I've been growing my hair out all winter and I just realized it looks exactly like this dude

[Anonymous No.13352506]

>>13350760
this every single time.

i do buzz cuts now.

[Anonymous No.13352511]

>>13351196
Before this moment i thought it was exclusive problem of barbers in my country

[Anonymous No.13352531]

umm a bowly thing like the ones the cool kids rock at techno clubs

[Anonymous No.13352542]

Never ever trust a woman to cut your hair.

[Anonymous No.13352543]

Trim it so I look like Hitler. He had the best hair.

[Anonymous No.13352547]

What's wrong with short on the sides and long at the top?

[Anonymous No.13352568]

>>13350332
Long on the sides short on the top

[Anonymous No.13352816]

>>13352504
Brush your hair back and tuck behind your ears.

[Anonymous No.13352824]

>>13352432
> allowing another man to touch you

[Anonymous No.13352828]

Short back and sides mate

[Anonymous No.13352838]

Was reading through reviews of local hairstylists and came across this beaut.

[Anonymous No.13352845]

>All 0
>Whaaat? Are you sure?
>Yes
>Wow anon you look pretty good like this

[Anonymous No.13352856]

>>13352845
This. Asian woman tried to talk me out of it because her son hated her for buzzing his hair.

[Anonymous No.13352860]

>like 90s Hugh Grant

[Anonymous No.13352862]

Like the man on the left please

[Anonymous No.13353161]

>>13350335
i dunno why this is so hard to do and explain. Since my usual haircutter retired, i just go to a random haircutter and they end up taking too much off the top. Please taper properly and don't just buzz along the head because my head is not a flat surface.

shit should i just go to a salon and ask for a pixie cut as a guy??

[Anonymous No.13353192]

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M GROWING IT OUT
BACK BACK KEEP BACK

[Anonymous No.13353196]

>>13350760
>pay and leave
>it's always a 5/10 cut which wasn't like what I had in mind
FUCK I HATE THIS SHIT. I started trimming my own hair recently because I got so tired of having this happen. Pic emphatically related.

[Anonymous No.13353197]

>>13350332
>not cutting your hair with some 70 year old barber

Never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.13353198]

Is this good?

[Anonymous No.13353203]

>>13353196
>I started trimming my own hair recently because I got so tired of having this happen
any challenges you want to share? I've thought about this but how do you even do the back then

[Anonymous No.13353205]

>Do you like your hair to be edgy?
>... What do you mean?
>With short hair I like to cut the top shorter and kinda spike it up
Fuck no lady, I'm a dyke not Jamie Lee Curtis

[Anonymous No.13353441]

>>13353203
>
as long as it's clipper length, you get a hand mirror, stand in front of a wall-mounted one and work out how to position yourself. If you need scissors, you're shit out of luck

[Anonymous No.13353447]

>>13353203
watch a couple of thesalonguy's videos to get inside the mindset and begginercutz tutorial on self cuts and fades to see an examples. enough to get you started desu. if you fuck up you take the buzzpill.

[Anonymous No.13353452]

>>13351118
did you literally show them only this picture? of course shit is going to be impossible for them. you need different angles of the same cut

[Anonymous No.13353459]

Just brush your bobbies near me already

[Anonymous No.13353491]

>>13350332
You know that haircut I have right now? Just give me a shorter version of it, removing two inches all around. I have pictures that could help you...

[Anonymous No.13353493]

>>13353491
Are you trying to show me your benis!?

[Anonymous No.13353503]

>>13353493
Just the haircut, please.

[Anonymous No.13353513]

>3 on the sides, 8 on top, square in the back.

[Anonymous No.13353556]

>>13353198
No

[Anonymous No.13353562]

>>13350760
>>13350766
>>13351118
>>13352036
>>13352068
>>13352506

Sounds like all of you are going to $10 haircut places OR youre all choosing cuts that dont suit your hairtype

[Anonymous No.13353649]

>>13352478
this

[Anonymous No.13354362]

>>13353459
Lewd

[Anonymous No.13354391]

>>13350335
>TFW i just say 1 on the sides, blended in and take some of the top
its so easy guys. just dont be spergs

[Anonymous No.13354404]

>>13352387
post pic i want to see how close she got it/how delusional you are

[Anonymous No.13354431]

>>13350332
I'm cutting it myself. Bye.

[Anonymous No.13354435]

seriously though guys what haircut should I order and why can't I just say short on the sides and rear? why is that a meme?

[Anonymous No.13354450]

>>13354435
it's not very detailed. unless you are a regular and they know what you mean, its always just better to show them the cut you want. they may luck out and get what you wanted but why risk it

[Anonymous No.13354502]

>>13354435
It could mean a lot of things. Technically an undercut is short on the sides and long on the top, but so is a crew cut or an ivy league/princeton style.

desu you should schedule two slots back to back with your stylist and spend the first 30-45 minutes talking about how you want your hair to look and your style

[Anonymous No.13354503]

>>13354502
not him but what the fuck? you just need to show them a picture and maybe go into more details for a minute more and theyll get the idea what kind of retards have been cutting your hair you need multiple sessions to get one cut?

[Anonymous No.13354506]

>>13354435
>what haircut should I order

get a happy meal you autist

[Anonymous No.13354604]

>>13350332
shaken, not stirred

[Anonymous No.13354700]

Autistic question coming thru. Im aiming for something like dis, but the right side of my hair just goes the other way and does curtains, and pomade doesn't seem to hold it because it's too long and heavy.
So, is cutting one side (the right) shorter than the other something that gets done or what? Does this guy have the same lenght all throught the top of his head?

[Anonymous No.13354755]

>its the part of the haircut where the pretty stylist shampoos your hair

[Anonymous No.13354771]

>want to grow my hair out
>living in Germany, my German is pretty rubbish
>take a picture along, try to explain what I want
>Hairdresser explains what she's gonna do
>it's exactly what I want
>good times

either you're all retarded, or your hairdressers are. If I can do it in a terribly communicated foreign language, then you should have no issues doing it your first

[Anonymous No.13354806]

>>13353161
"haircutter"

[Anonymous No.13354879]

>>13353203
i have a multi-directional mirror setup in my bathroom, which is a lifesaver for this sort of thing. just be careful and go slow.

[Anonymous No.13355208]

>>13354503
I bet you get terrible haircuts

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.13355232]

>>13354771
Where in Germany

[Anonymous No.13356057]

>>13350332
>Letting a women cut your hair

[Anonymous No.13356061]

>cutting your hair

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.13356082]

>go into Great Clips for pixie cut trim
>stylist is a spic
>doesn't believe i'm a girl b/c short hair
>buzzes the sides to a 1 and tells me her son has hair like this

Build the fucking wall

[Anonymous No.13356155]

>>13356082
based spic cures tranny

[Anonymous No.13356175]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqduy3_ni8Y

>The one here the german soldier has

Seriously tho, help. What's that haricut how do I describe it?

[Anonymous No.13356183]

>>13356057
this

im also a hairdresser

[Anonymous No.13356192]

>spend 10 minutes explaining haircut to a hairdresser
>get buzzcut anyways
better bring an anime picture next time.

[Anonymous No.13356585]

>>13354435
you have to make if clear to the dresser that you don't want the top to be touched at all or they will just fuck your shit up senpai

[Anonymous No.13356606]

how much do i need one

[Anonymous No.13356937]

>>13353203
It's easier when you learn to blend it

[Anonymous No.13356979]

>>13350332
A number 1 with metal guards on the side, and a little trim on top with the razor. A *little* texture is good but don't thin it out too much. Square in the back and you can put in sideburns.

[Anonymous No.13357292]

>>13356606
desu I have a very similar hair color, looks nice I wish I had your hairline my man

[Anonymous No.13358473]

have you seen yu-gi-oh?

[Anonymous No.13358503]

>>13358473
What was going on with his hair? Was it some kind of blond center parting with dark colored extensions on the sides and back?

[Anonymous No.13358512]

>letting a women touch anything besides your dick

[Anonymous No.13358517]

How to properly ask a barber to layer the top of my hair?

[Anonymous No.13358811]

I get this is probably odd, but I’m a historical reenactor so I like to try and look the part the best I can, plus I just like these hairstyles. But the thing is I’m a goddamn retard and can’t think of the proper way to describe any one of these haircuts to a barber, how the hell do I ask for any of these without the photo?

[Anonymous No.13358820]

>>13358811
They probably all have the same tapered cut. The difference is in the quality of hair and how it's styled

[Anonymous No.13358825]

>>13358811

Same guy here, let me emphesize bit. I know I can just say some shit like,”Short on the sides, top slicked back,” and that kind of thing, but I mean specifically what do I ask for? Thanks in advance!

[Anonymous No.13358829]

>>13358820

So I ask for tapered haircut, short on the sides by the look of it, and then just one styling or the other? Sorry for the autism here, I’m usually the kind of person to just ask for short on the sides and a trim on the top. I don’t even get it styled, much less style it myself.

[Anonymous No.13359608]

The trick is to not know what you want so just say
"yeah do whatever you think is best senpai as long as its simple and not hard to maintain"

[Anonymous No.13360287]

>>13351196
Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.13360360]

Just get a buzzcut from a friend, easy and tax-free

[Anonymous No.13360374]

>>13352172
Literally had this this done about a year and a half ago. They JUSTed me to this level I had to go to a HY.

[Anonymous No.13360381]

>>13356082
Based spic

[Anonymous No.13360551]

>>13353513
What does this look like

[Anonymous No.13360607]

Probably some cut done by a middle eastern barber

[Anonymous No.13360622]

>>13350871
I've had a hair cutter grind her cooter against my hand on the arm rest before, if she does this in addition to the the titty smothering, she wants the d.

[Anonymous No.13360808]

>>13350332
Uhm... I suppose you're probably not familiar with it, because it's really kind of nerdy *snickers*, but there is this internet thing. It's called 'JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP' and it's basically a haircut that looks super messy, dislocated, misaligned and hideously colored, as if some middle aged man tried to cut his own hair and cover up his grey patches. This is actually what I want. I printed a picture of it, so you can get an idea. Can you do this?

[Anonymous No.13360933]

I always just tell 'em to try and make me look less like a tramp. It hasn't worked so far but it's led to some fun conversations in the very least