Enko

[Anonymous No.13347300]

Are enko running shoes effay? They seem top lunarcore to me.

[Anonymous No.13347413]

[Anonymous No.13347528]

>Purchase a pair of Enko runners for $400 plus tip
>have to pay $200 for the vehicle transfer fee
>have to pay another $700/year for the rego
>if I don't running in these unregistered or without a helmet carries a hefty fine and the shoes get impounded for 30 days
>body and contents insurance is $65/month
>have to get them serviced every 6 months or 1000km
>Spring alignment is like 300
>membership for the classic Enko society club is $99 a year and the meetups are really terrible

th-thanks /fa/...

[Anonymous No.13347996]

>Mfw got a speed ticket for sprinting on my Enkos

[Anonymous No.13348003]

>>13347528
>>13347996

[Anonymous No.13348028]

Wait, are these real? Or you guys just fucking around?

[Anonymous No.13348044]

I thought these Porsche shoes where wack but these Enkos seem even crazier! gotta go fast

[Anonymous No.13348176]

>>13347300
>Four speeds

[Anonymous No.13348190]

>>13348028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rH5zofQ82U
I was wondering too, but they seem real. Seems like a waste of money, though. I have a feeling it would only end up being a detriment to one's running form. They look so bulky and cumbersome.

[Anonymous No.13348204]

"Anon comes round here everyday with his aftermarket springs in his Enko's. He fully upgraded everything that comes factory, you name it - The oil, hydraulics, cushioning, laces and my favourite - the tongue. Full 2mm tread depth for those late dirt sprints when we both take mushies and head up Mt Tamborine.

..and when he picks me up and holds my legs up above my head and turns the reciprocating mass motor on? He doesn't vibrates, he earthquakes. My shitter has never been this gaped and I grew up in indian slum streets."

This is a REAL unpaid for review by a truly dedicated lover of enkos.

[Anonymous No.13348391]

>>13348190
Wow these actually look amazing, idk about the entire mechanics but this Are conversation starters for sure.

[Anonymous No.13348396]

>>13347300
Those transcend /lunarcore/ honestly. More like /marscore/

[Anonymous No.13348416]

>>13347300
Shoes with autopilot? Not bad.

[Anonymous No.13349537]

This amazing thread can’t die! WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THOSE!! UltraBump!!!

[Anonymous No.13349655]

Skrt

[Anonymous No.13350369]

[Anonymous No.13350396]

I honestly believe these are IMPOSSIBLE to pull off without looking like a cosplayer.

[Anonymous No.13350400]

[Anonymous No.13350473]

>>13348391
starting a conversation with who? a nerd you don't wanna talk to

[Anonymous No.13350640]

>>13349537
sir i hope you know you can only use one ultrabump a year. no one can stop you from doing it again but its part of the 4chan.com honor code

[Anonymous No.13350677]

>>13347300

I WISH I COULD INVENT SOMEFIN TO MAKE WALKIN FASHTAAAA

[Anonymous No.13350681]

>>13349537
>>13350640
Well, I believe this tread needs to die.
>AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
>channeling
>UUUAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH
ULTRASAGE

[Anonymous No.13350684]

>>13350681
T.

[Anonymous No.13350687]

>>13350473
With literally anyone that would be curious enough to ask about them or how they work. You don’t go out a lot do you?

[Anonymous No.13350705]

>>13350681
sir i must remind you that saying you are ultrasaging in your post may result in an ultraban where you cannot access any websites with 4, c, h, a, or n in the URL

[Anonymous No.13350733]

>>13350687
If you're wearing hydraulics on your goddamn feet, anyone who is going to do more than look at you in mortal terror or flee is a freak

[Anonymous No.13350745]

>>13350705
U-UltraSorry...

[Anonymous No.13350753]

>>13350733
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.13350810]

>>13350745
apology ultra accepted!

[Anonymous No.13350828]

>>13350810
Wanna be ULTRAFRIENDS?

[Anonymous No.13350837]

>>13350753
yes

[Anonymous No.13350856]

>>13350828
sorry but ultra rejected, unless you are a PRETTY GIRL then maybe just rejected

[Anonymous No.13350875]

>>13350753
would bang enthusiastically

[Anonymous No.13350952]

>>13350753
>>13350753
grills with cybernetic limbs are my fetish

[Anonymous No.13351026]

>>13350952
Same bro. The closest thing to an Android waifu we can get