/Art Bro/ General

[Anonymous No.13137703]

>first edition

>wtf is /AB/ G?
This thread is dedicated to transforming your style and aesthetic to have a much higher probability of appealing to art hoes. In this thread we post pictures of ourselves and other anons give tips on how to help transform yourself into an Art Bro. Art Bro inspo is also encouraged.

Good luck slaying that Art Hoe pussy my fellow Art Brother

[Anonymous No.13137708]

Pic is me, recently just bought these glasses cuz it seems like art hoes r into them, but i need help with pickinf a hairstyle. I colored my hair red cuz I haven’t gotten a haircut in around 4 months so it looks super bad. What haircut will help me become the ultimate art hoe slayer?

Thanks my fellow Art brothers

[Anonymous No.13137719]

>>13137708
You seem really experience at fashion, what you think my gym outfit my dude?

[Anonymous No.13137721]

>>13137703
Art hoes are vermin, but /tony/ is a god. Here's another pic of OP.

[Anonymous No.13137729]

>>13137719
Looks like a solid outfit for gym and exercise, but wont really catch the attention of art hoes

[Anonymous No.13137730]

>>13137703
Honestly I think this would be the most appealing aesthetic for art thots.

>feminine soy features
>comes pre-cucked

[Anonymous No.13137734]

>>13137729
Nah I don't want those gym thots

[Anonymous No.13137739]

>tfw you'll never have an art thot gf

[Anonymous No.13137740]

>>13137730
First step, get some aviator glasses, art hoes love em!

[Anonymous No.13137742]

>>13137730
This dude got good potential, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.13137750]

>>13137742
We’re all gonna make it my fellow art broro

[Anonymous No.13137749]

>>13137742
He's already famous

[Anonymous No.13137753]

Ayyyyyyy tony

[Anonymous No.13137755]

My nigga Tony banging all dese art hoes

[Anonymous No.13137773]

[Anonymous No.13137774]

>>13137708
the king looks good in anything.

[Anonymous No.13137778]

>>13137708
That's not a bad price.

[Anonymous No.13137780]

>>13137778
Yeah but after tax and other fees they turned out to be $70

[Anonymous No.13137930]

Gotta get that bowlcut desu

[Anonymous No.13137933]

is my look fine to attract art hoes?

[Anonymous No.13137942]

>>13137933
Ur face/hair/glasses are good, but how do u dress, clothing matters alot too

[Anonymous No.13137944]

>>13137930
Looks alright on him, but on most guys a bowl cut will make them look like an autist

[Anonymous No.13138192]

>>13137703
>higher probability of appealing to art hoes
All of the art girls i know are either recently broken up with their art boy bfs or are lesbians. And the ones who are single always get rammed by some of my frat friends

[kripp No.13138246]

>>13138192
2real

[Anonymous No.13138254]

i’m also in a band

[Anonymous No.13138278]

[Anonymous No.13138282]

>>13138254
lose weight you butterball

[Anonymous No.13138322]

>>13138282
am i cute

[Anonymous No.13138339]

>>13138322
NAH

[Anonymous No.13138341]

>>13138322
no ur clearly overweight and ur race is the least effay of them all kill urself

[Anonymous No.13138477]

>>13138341
those r totally grounds to kms, thx 4 the gold kind stranger :’

[Cashmere !SvpLQ2wMXY No.13138497]

>>13137780
Just got some stefson frames
P good

[Anonymous No.13138509]

>>13137703
Artbro is the most pretentious label ever, but what would you expect from this board. Funfact everyone consumes and enjoys art, just because you dress like a faggot doesnt mean you have better taste. Most people who dress like these soyboys have shite taste

That being said were all tryna smash that art hoe pussy

[Anonymous No.13138631]

Am I an art fag /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13138633]

>>13138631
Nah, just a regular fag.

[Anonymous No.13138659]

>>13138633
thanks!!

[Anonymous No.13138674]

>>13138631
U < 6"?

[Anonymous No.13138678]

>>13138631
>>13138254
god i fucking hate this board

[Anonymous No.13138681]

hello cunts bona fide art bro reporting in

[Anonymous No.13138683]

>changing your image and personal identity to conform to self-perceived standards of attraction to get 2018 tumblrinas
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.13139253]

The key is to develop a vibrant color palette that obviously sticks out in a crowd. Brighter and lighter colors are preferred but not required. Complimentary colors is key, and

Make sure that your fit is right or else you'll go from hipster that came from a goodwill outlet to a bum petty quick.

Pic related

[Anonymous No.13139265]

Wdywt

[Anonymous No.13139350]

>art hoe
can I get a quick rundown on these women? or at least how do they look and what's the deal with them?

[Anonymous No.13139354]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.13139417]

>>13138631
U look gay, like homosexual
Art bros dont look gay

[Anonymous No.13139451]

>>13139265
Hell yeah nice glasses and clothes

[Anonymous No.13139488]

How do I stop looking like a smol boi /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13139790]

>dressing in order to get a meme stereotype of woman as a gf instead of wearing what you like

if you actually get your "art hoes" you'll realize faking a lifestyle/personality wasn't worth it for some edgy slut with daddy issues

t. dated an art hoe for a while, not worth it

[Anonymous No.13139854]

God damn you guys are such huge faggots. Dress how you fucking want to dress idiots, dressing in a fake style might attract an art hoe for a second, but once they talk to you they'll know you're a faggot whos faking his life to get women. Also, art hoes are ridden with mental illnesses, you don't even need to fake dress a certain way, theyre already easy to bang cause theyre so fucked in the head. They'd probably fuck a bum if he said he listens to joy division. They're fuckin women, just be confident and interesting and offer em drugs and theyll be all over you.

>>13139488
Lift weights and eat, dumbass

[Anonymous No.13139943]

>>13138678
lmao that's sad

[Anonymous No.13140108]

>>13137703
>This thread is dedicated to transforming your style and aesthetic to have a much higher probability of appealing to art hoes.
BASED. No matter what anyone says keep doing these. We’re all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.13140314]

>>13140108
Right on my fellow art brother!

[Anonymous No.13140315]

adult baby general?

[Anonymous No.13140533]

>>13137703
So basically
>be twink
>dress like im in kindergarten
I think i got this

[Anonymous No.13140544]

>>13137703
either art hoes and middle-aged closeted homosexuals fancy the same type of man, or this thread doesn't serve its stated aim

[Anonymous No.13140574]

>>13139488
>smol
you look like a fat chimp, nothing 'smol' about u m8

[Anonymous No.13140595]

>>13137703
Be a skater/hardcore kid. Art hoes don't like pathetic art bros lmao.

[Anonymous No.13140747]

>>13140595
That’s hardcore? I guess punk really is dead, they look like normies

[Anonymous No.13140767]

>forcefully manufacture a fake persona in order to attract girls from a fleeting instagram trend

holy shit this board needs to be deleted lmao

[Anonymous No.13140780]

>>13139488
Get big my nig

[Anonymous No.13140788]

>>13139417
of course they do, you never step into an art school fag

[Anonymous No.13140810]

>>13138322
yes if i was an art hoe id be into you

[Anonymous No.13140855]

>>13138322
yea dont listen to the other anons

[Anonymous No.13140951]

>>13139854
>>13140574
>>13140780

Fair enough, thanks for the (you)s

[Anonymous No.13141126]

>>13137933
Good shit man, you're pretty hot. I'm straight though, so don't worry.

Also is Hamilton Morris /our god/?

[Anonymous No.13141140]

>>13140951
Lift weights cunt

[Anonymous No.13141168]

>>13137933
you look like a faggot with the glasses but youd look handsome without

[Anonymous No.13141174]

>>13141140
I will but by snol I didnt mean skinny, I just meant I look small.

[Anonymous No.13141184]

>>13138631
Art bro doesn't mean "art hoe with a jawline" you faggot

[Anonymous No.13141186]

>>13138681
Only real art bro in this thread

[Anonymous No.13141206]

>>13140747
It's not a great example of hardcore fashion but it's the best I could find without putting in much effort.

[Anonymous No.13141368]

>>13137703

[Anonymous No.13142108]

>>13137708
>>13137780
>>13137933
>>13138254
>>13138631
LOL @ all art hoes/bros pretentious facial expressions.. Is that just part of the style, pretending to be depressed?

[Anonymous No.13142111]

>>13138681
LOL @ biting your cheeks

[Anonymous No.13142590]

hey, does anyone have the pic of a guy on a subway, he's wearing tapered light washed jeans and a long coat, with white shoes

[Anonymous No.13142703]

>>13142590
South Korea

[Anonymous No.13143178]

Wdywt

[Anonymous No.13143190]

what is the ideal art bro haircut

[Anonymous No.13143217]

just got a new haircut do i have potential?

[Anonymous No.13143221]

what you think of my look boyos?

[Anonymous No.13143222]

>>13143190
Undercut bowlcut/two block or buzz cut with something shaved into it (think the gosha model with the Adidas stripes above their forehead from a few weeks ago)

>>13143217
If this isn't bait consider suicide, slitting your wrists fits the art bro aesthetic

>>13143221
Stop smiling

[Anonymous No.13143223]

>>13138322
you're gross

t. femanon

[Anonymous No.13143229]

where dem classy art mladys at? anyone listen to the smiths?

[Anonymous No.13143232]

this thread has made it clear why it's so easy for me to slay art hoes. the competition is fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.13143233]

sup broskys thought i post a picture of myself too ;) wore this fedora to an art gallery at a local community college, i think the art mladys are digging it

[Anonymous No.13143234]

>>13143233
>>13143229
>>13143221
>>13143217
Get a life lmao

[Anonymous No.13143238]

*sips casually on tea like a sir*
oh hello the art mladys didnt noticed you there

[Anonymous No.13143239]

>>13143234
owo whats this an artbro thread mid if i join in my name is humpty van boggarson the 3rd, nice to meet you
*starts gyrocopter*
*tips fedora*
see ya!

[Anonymous No.13143241]

oh hello there i see you are having an art bro thread i think i might fit just right in im a bit of an art bro myself
*tips self-made fedora*

[Anonymous No.13143242]

>>13143238
jfc

[Anonymous No.13143246]

>>13140315
I was hoping that was going to be what this thread turned into

[Anonymous No.13143249]

ok lets break this shitposting up ill post an actual look

[Anonymous No.13143253]

thought i might try something new going with a little bit of a patriotic look here, artgirls dig alt-right/libertarian guys, thats at least what my pol charts say, lets see what the girls have to say here

[Anonymous No.13143256]

lol guyz we so inday!!!!!111 one !!!

[Anonymous No.13143259]

>>13143256
They look 10 years too old for that look (and 10 years too late) ((which means its their "I was 12 in 2008" look and they never grew out of it)) (((sad)))

[Anonymous No.13143266]

oh wow so many cure artguys rawr :3 might as well post here. my name is aliishaa_kawaiii! aka teh penguin of doom, my hobbies are listening to music, watching series like vampire daries and uuuuuuuhm well you know browsing the chon :3

[Anonymous No.13143269]

>>13143266
raaawr *pounces on you* (with your consent of course!) d^_^b

[Anonymous No.13143271]

oh wow so many cure artguys rawr :3 might as well post here. my name is Helmut Kohl aka teh prezidentz of doom, my hobbies are being the president of Germany from 1982-1998, watching series like vampire daries and uuuuuuuhm well you know browsing the chon :3

[Anonymous No.13143277]

Ok im done shitting in this garbage thread im drunk as fuck im going to sleep now when i wake up ill probably will still be drunk and will continue dumping pictures of helmut kohl in your garbage thread fuck you and fuck /fa/ /pol/ and fuck you subhuman underage subhuman cucks

[Anonymous No.13143282]

>>13143277
>>13143266
also check my fucking dubs you cunts

[Anonymous No.13143286]

>>13143277
>>13143282
I'm not going to witness your digits with manners like that.

[kripp No.13143378]

jesus christ you guys are filling this with cancer

[Anonymous No.13143394]

>>13141126
hamilton is pretty cool. he's super smart

[Anonymous No.13143396]

>>13142108
i think a lot of them are actually depressed. god knows i am

[Anonymous No.13143417]

I feel like pic related was me at my peak art bro. Can I even call myself an art bro if I make a living out of "art"? Now with short brown hair I dunno.

[Anonymous No.13143615]

>>13140595
holy fuck this is actually true lads. My high school crush is an art-hoe who ended up with one of these guys.

[Anonymous No.13143803]

>>13143417
thanks for contributing to our bread
*le tips*

[Anonymous No.13143856]

>>13143221
Holy shit, it's Andre 3000

[Anonymous No.13143978]

>>13142108
I was at some point depressed, I just think making a serious face looks betters than smiling

[Anonymous No.13144016]

>>13143249
U look okay i guess, not really art bro tho

[Anonymous No.13144024]

>>13143803
what

[Anonymous No.13144927]

>>13138322
yes

[Anonymous No.13144942]

dump incoming

[Anonymous No.13145031]

This is the prime art bro.
There is something polarizing about his look. On one hand he has a face of a handsome 36 year old 70's cult classic film star but on the other there is sort of boyishness that's mixed with this masculinity that you can see through his sort of immature looking body and sense of fashion.
Also he's the boyfriend of the biggest art hoe on the planet so you can take that into account as well.

[Anonymous No.13145133]

>>13145031
HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS AWESOME

[Anonymous No.13145184]

>>13140595
All of these fits are horrendous and terrible footwear choices for snow

[Anonymous No.13145204]

>>13141126
He's not a "art bro", he dresses very minimalist and mostly probably doesn't care about fashion that much although he has great style, now he just wears all white, regular white shirts and high hemmed skinny jeans, idk the brand, but he used to wear (like in your pic), patrik ervell sweaters, apc derbies, skinny jeans (brand?) all black clothing and peacoats often

[Anonymous No.13145205]

Do you guys even make art? or do you just wanna look like you do?

[Anonymous No.13145217]

>>13137942
I just like wearing silk shirts

[Anonymous No.13145252]

>>13138631
You can’t make this shit up

[Anonymous No.13145256]

>>13145205
I write/perform music, poetry, short stories, amateur film/documentary maker

I don't wanna look anything like these fags though

[Anonymous No.13145261]

>>13138678
kek

[Anonymous No.13145300]

>>13145217
Showed ur face pic to my sister, she said u look like the type of guy who fucks art hoes

[Anonymous No.13145305]

>>13145300
Yea but the joke is I don't get laid at all or even have girls interested in me.

[Anonymous No.13145322]

>>13145305
Maybe it's cause you like like a numale cuck. No offense dude but you might consider dressing less gay so they don't immediately think you're a flaming fag

[Anonymous No.13145324]

>>13145322
If that's the case then I don't care

[Anonymous No.13145326]

>>13145217
Well i mean she also says im good looking, but here i am still a virgin who has never had a gf

[Anonymous No.13145334]

>>13145326
>>13145217
It's your personalities

[Anonymous No.13145341]

>>13145334
I've had girlfriends before I just decided to be more introverted this year and focus on myself more.

[Anonymous No.13145348]

>>13145031
i have that t-shirt and i use it to dry my hair

[Anonymous No.13145352]

>>13145341
good on you

[Anonymous No.13145578]

If you need to change your aesthetic to attract arthoes you're not doing it right.

[Anonymous No.13145663]

>>13145578
Post a pic of ur style then bitch

[Anonymous No.13145753]

>>13145663
They meant it's about your personality retard

[Anonymous No.13145873]

>>13137944
So fucking cute <3

[Anonymous No.13145919]

>>13145753
I hope u fuck so many art hoes that u end up turning gay

[Anonymous No.13147350]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.13147359]

>>13137703
I actually look like this guy

[Anonymous No.13147363]

>>13147359
image for comparing

[Anonymous No.13147591]

just start skating

[Anonymous No.13148059]

>>13137703
>This thread is dedicated to transforming your style and aesthetic to have a much higher probability of appealing to art hoes.

the idea of dressing for the approval of girls is the most autistic idea ever concieved

[Anonymous No.13148090]

>>13147363

you got pretty teeth but close your mouth man wtf

[Anonymous No.13148095]

>>13145663

[Anonymous No.13148274]

>>13140767
more like
>forcefully manufacturing a fake persona in order to attract girls who have a manufactured persona

[Anonymous No.13148275]

>>13148059
i dunno i was in a thread last night where some guy bought every flavour of hawaiin punch and went on to argue with anons about the best way to arrange them

[Anonymous No.13148290]

>>13137703
Can a brownskinned boy Art Bro?

[Anonymous No.13148295]

>>13138631
test tube gub gub snail man

[Anonymous No.13148301]

>>13148290
Yes, many rap 'artists' show of sick colour combos with that skin tone, just copy a rappers arty style you like but act white and talk about art, instead of killing cops and slinging crack.

[Anonymous No.13148897]

>>13148090
Yeah it's a thing that I'm trying to change

All my pics my mouth is open because it's my normal face but it looks kinda weird

[Anonymous No.13148902]

>>13140595
Pic has nothing to do with current skate fashion/trends.

[Anonymous No.13148912]

The key to art hoe thots is being edgy, yet approachable/soy looking enough for them to think you'd share your k with them.

[Anonymous No.13148955]

>>13145348
what t shirt?

[Anonymous No.13149537]

>>13147363
you're better looking than that other guy desu

[Anonymous No.13149752]

>>13147363
your hair is fucked up comparing to his who

[Anonymous No.13149777]

>>13145341
Sure thing pal

[Anonymous No.13149787]

>>13148912
>becoming a soy-filled bugman for the approval of druggie skanks
The absolute state of wh*te men

[Anonymous No.13149808]

>>13138683
>posting a meme of two philosophers that never fucked while trying to sound like a chad
well done

[Anonymous No.13149816]

>>13149787
I said soy-looking, so this is strictly clothing wise. If you actually turn out to be a soy boy one of two things will happen;
1. They cuck you.
2. They lose interrest.

[Anonymous No.13149834]

>>13147359
>>13147363
why do i gotta be so ugly brehs, these guys are hot af

[Anonymous No.13149846]

>>13137780
bad bony baybeee

[Anonymous No.13150162]

>>13147363
close ur mouth get +2 points

[Anonymous No.13150847]

>>13148275
baed 4chan autists

[Anonymous No.13151205]

This is probably the gayest thread of all time

[Anonymous No.13151537]

>>13137703
Dose this fit the AB style

[Anonymous No.13152477]

>>13143394
as an actual organic chemist, it makes me cringe so hard how much he tries to understand it.

[Anonymous No.13152496]

>>13137703

[Anonymous No.13152498]

>>13145031
>767x823

[Anonymous No.13152500]

[Anonymous No.13152504]

what do you think guys? its me

[Anonymous No.13153422]

>>13152504
What r u

[Anonymous No.13153529]

bump for interest

[Anonymous No.13153549]

>>13143249
I can't tell if this is the shit poster posting as another tier of shitpost or not

[Anonymous No.13153556]

>>13151537
Quit posting your urban outfitters at your local mall trash

[Anonymous No.13153562]

>>13152504
Absolutely eye-catching.

[cookie No.13154157]

>>13149846
lol

[Anonymous No.13154163]

>>13137944
This is just a bad picture

[Anonymous No.13154199]

>>13143249
This guy looks like even more of a douche than all the fedorafags being posted.

[Anonymous No.13154202]

>>13152496
Ahh this is terrible. Poor slavs - they always have the weirdest facial structure and haircuts. I honestly don't know why so many models are eastern european.

The dude on the right is one of the weirdest looking guys I've ever seen desu.

[Anonymous No.13154530]

>>13152496
>>13154202

[Anonymous No.13154543]

>>13152496
>>13154530
Is it just me being too dumb/late to notice or did /biz/ start to spill into other boards more often?

[Anonymous No.13154884]

>>13138681
Nice.
You(or whoever this guy is) have a really narrow jawline but somehow your lovely cheekbones compensate alot. Reminds me of the guy I like.

[Anonymous No.13154926]

>>13138509
Why are the guys called art bros and the gals called art hoes? The guys fuck around and shoot herion as much as the females. I guess this type of double standard to be expected since it's 4chan. At least we can finally admit that a "slut" /ho is simply a woman with the sexual morals of a man.
btw you idiots are saying it wrong. "hoe" is a garden tool; "ho" is what you mean to say.

[Anonymous No.13155187]

>>13147359
you're cute

[Anonymous No.13155209]

>>13138678
based

[Anonymous No.13155362]

art hoes love artists. Pick up an instrument or a DSLR.

[Anonymous No.13156112]

The state of this faggot board.

[HELL$WE/\LTH !!FDgokdnmRTk No.13156119]

>>13138631
just a regular fag

[Anonymous No.13156154]

>>13140595
objective truth.

art hoe pro here: all you have to do for endless art hoe pussy is wear pseudo-goth trash like vetements (think their rammstean collabs and heavy metal logo shit) and then talk about how those companies are anti-consumer for providing mass-produced goods at designer prices and how you buy them just to flex on poorfags and hypebeasts that didn't buy shitcoins in 2013.

throw in some milsurp and a half-baked marxist ideology and you're going to be swimming in disease-ridden ass.

this is esoteric knowledge being passed on by me, an intellectual who is hopping off the art hoe bus, we on the mommy gf and braapcow wave in 2018(rick would approve)

[Anonymous No.13156354]

>>13156154
imagine being this guy