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hey guys is my gf /fa/?

would you fuck her?

>> No.13067824

i bet you'd watch you cuck

>> No.13067827

>>13067822
Hard to tell. show us a pic where she isn't covering half of her face and wearing 6 lbs of make up

>> No.13067831

>>13067824
yes id watch

>> No.13067839

>>13067822
I’d fuck whoever that isn’t disfigure and isn’t disgusted by me

>> No.13067840

>>13067839
what would you do to my gf?

>> No.13067881

>>13067840
I would boop her nose and snuggle up and wrap my arms around her. She would politely try to disengage and tell me, "Dude, we're going to fuck, but cuddling and emotional intimacy isn't really part of the deal. This is a no-strings-attached kind of thing and when I want cuddles I get them from my boyfriend." I'd tell her, "Sorry, but that's not going to work for me, it's physically impossible for me to become erect if I don't snuggle for 15 minutes first."

She'd start to get a little creeped out and try and wriggle out of my grip but it would be too strong. I'm too strong. I'm not letting go. the situation starts to get upsetting and you start to have second thoughts, you come over and try to pull me off of her now-struggling form, but I hang on like a koala, you can't make me let go. im not letting go.

>> No.13067890

>>13067822
>her

>> No.13067900

>>13067881
Hahaha

>> No.13067906

>>13067881
I love this website.
Actually, I hate this website.

>> No.13067907

>>13067840
shoot the perverted fag that shes dating and tell her to find a man that doesnt post her pictures online asking people "what they would do to her"

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>>13067881

>> No.13067910

>>13067907
Yes yes, but what would you do to her?

>> No.13067917
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>>13067881
for fuck sake

>> No.13067968

I have a theory about this thread but I'd like to see how it goes first.

>> No.13067992

After I start laying pipe in your GF I'd get her to tell you what would really turn her on is if you got laser hair removal all over your body and started wearing a chastity device.
The deal would be you are only allowed to be out of the cage and erect for as long as I am erect.
So you're handcuffed to a chair with a vibrator taped to your dick watching her lick my arsehole, if you aren't spent by the time I am - too bad.

>> No.13068071

>>13067968
what is your theory?

>> No.13068074

>>13068071
I can't tell you now, I'd like to see how it goes first.

>> No.13068080

>>13068074
It doesn't go anywhere though

>> No.13068090

>>13068074
just tell us you cuck

>> No.13068091

>>13068080
Patience, friendo. This is a good thread with lots of potential for hilarity, drama and terror. I'm sure over time many Anons will find it worthy of contributing to.

>> No.13068092

yes you cuck i'd ream her like an animal
post tits

>> No.13068100

>>13068091
>This is a good thread
It isn't.

>> No.13068102
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>>13067822
OP is this your gf?

fb / 100002558620195

>> No.13068124

>>13067822
this isn't /fa/, just slut-core

>> No.13068139

>>13067881
you absolute madman

to the OP: no

>> No.13068217

>>13068102
>relationship status: single

>> No.13068244

>>13068217
who the fuck posts about their relationships on facebook?

>> No.13068283

>>13068244
i do. just the relationship status

>> No.13068291

i thought twitter kilt facebooks

>> No.13068445
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13068445

Jake? Nigga you gotta remove the file info. Anyway she's cute and most of us would fuck her, but there's like 10 boards where this would be more fitting. Also yeah she seems relatively fashionable.

>> No.13068465

>>13068244
>who the fuck posts about their relationships on facebook?

From what I've seen people fucking love that shit.
eg. Changing their status every time they have a fight.

>> No.13068470

>>13067906
thanks man i havent laughed out loud at a post in ages i know this is a garbage shitpost but you legit made me laugh in the real world and that needs some kind of acknowledgement

>> No.13068473

>>13068102
kek turns out me and OPs "gf" go to the same uni...

>> No.13068485

>>13067881
Holy fucking kek

>> No.13068494

What the fuck she lives right next to my uni and I have mutual friends with her

>> No.13068510

>>13068291
Twitter is for ranting.
Facebook for bragging.

>> No.13068523
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13068523

Picrel is OP if he's not lying.
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18

>> No.13068536

>>13068523
Huh, my theory was that OP is a trap trying to get us to describe how we would fuck him.

>> No.13068628

>>13067822
i'd bend her over and spank the shit out of her with those leggings on desu famalam im ROCK FUCKING HARD rn

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>>13067881
Best post I've seen in months

>> No.13068877

>>13068536
My theory is that OP is some cuck jealous this guy stole his dream girl, so he purposely posted her picture on 4chan with a caption making us think he is her boyfriend. He knew some wannabe epic doxer would trace the file info back to facebook and he's probably hoping someone will send this thread to the girl.

I'd even go as far as to say that >>13068102
is OP samefagging just trying to speed up the process.

>> No.13068951

>>13068102
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE

>> No.13068992

>>13067822
only in the ass so you dont get stuck raising my bastard child
because im a decent guy like that

>> No.13069036

>>13067822
Shes pretty fat

>> No.13069053

>>13068992
i'd forcibly creampie her tbqfhwyf

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>>13068877
just one more thing

>> No.13069117

>>13067881
>I'm too strong. I'm not letting go.
>but I hang on like a koala, you can't make me let go. im not letting go.
today anon was not a faggot

>> No.13069128

>>13067881
OP on suicide watch

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>>13067881
Every time I use this site it ends up being productive

>> No.13069161

>>13067881
Put me in the screen cap

>> No.13069163

>>13067822
>100002558620195
lmao we both in ireland pretty close to each other i'll fuck her

>> No.13069170

>>13067881
For fucks sake

>> No.13069205

>>13067881
I'm crying

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>>13068102
jejejejejeje

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>>13069218
NO STOP THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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>>13069218
Oh Boy.

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13069257

>op

>> No.13069276

lauren if you're reading this i wanna eat ur ass

>> No.13069278

>>13069218
PLEASE STOP IT. I DONT WANT MY GF TO KNOW IM A KEK

>> No.13069282
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>>13067881
What the fuck even is this board anymore

>> No.13069289
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13069289

Bleep! Bloop!

>> No.13069299

>>13069289
>>13069218
stop messaging my gf you freaks

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>>13069289
Nice!

>> No.13069332

for the record lauren
i would

>> No.13069339
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Is this you OP?

>> No.13069342

wow.

OP has fucked up massively it seems

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>>13069339
>soyboy cuck
>posts on /fa/

its like pottery