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13053224 No.13053224 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>needed a haircut
>had mom drop me off at supercuts while she shopped around at target a few stores down (strip mall)
>stacy hairdresser greets me as I walk in
>ask for one haircut
>okay it's about a 10 minute wait
>finally my turn, they call me by a name that isn't even mine, guess they misheard what I said my name was
>get in the chair
>they ask what I want
>just a trim please
>they don't talk to me at all, bullet dodged at least I won't spill my spaghetti today
>they gel and spike my hair up
>wtf.jpg ok
>get home and take a shower to get the gel out/hair trimmings
>hair dries, look like this

Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.13053253

and?

>> No.13053255

>>13053224
should've told them what you wanted instead of "just a trim"

>> No.13053259
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>>13053224
but did you have asmr hair clip sounds while looking down Stacy's a tight cleavagy tank top?

>> No.13053718

just buzz it tbqh famalam

>> No.13053732
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13053732

>>13053224
That is aesthetic af. Combine with either cross necklace or pic related and a pair of doc martens 1490/1914 and being fit

>> No.13053733

>>13053224
But it looks pretty good.

>> No.13053743

>>13053224
it's cute, looks very britpop :)

>> No.13053795

>>13053224
gonna need more pics of this masterpiece

>> No.13053901

That's the same I always get.

>> No.13054052

>>13053732
Lmfao aesthetic holy shit it looks like the autistic teenager from fantastic beasts don't listen to these losers anon buy a good hat asap

>> No.13054068
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13054068

>had mom drop me off at supercut

If you live like a 9 year old boy, expect to look and be treated like one

>> No.13054135

>>13053224
We can't tell if it looks good from this pic, post something with your whole face

>> No.13054138
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13054138

Can't be worse than me

Show the faggot pewdiepies haircut.
I know bait pewdiepie.

My hair was the perfect length
I got some trashike this only worse

>> No.13054140

This is now a haircut stories thread

>used to be abysmally autistic during teenage years
>would wait months before going for a haircut
>my hair would grow out to be a disgusting mixture of jewfro and nigger hair
>hated going to the salon because I didn't know where to look at
>certainly not at the woman cutting my hair
>would sperg out in my chair for 30min
>years pass
>begin to associate clean cut hair with self confidence
>force myself to go to the same salon about once a month or so
>still act at the retard but become accustomed to the hot girl cutting my hair
>end up feeling terrible when hair begin to grow out because I can't control them
>decide I have to go every two weeks
>go to a closer salon because it's practical
>get a buzzcut with a slight fade everytime.
>for cheap I get shampoo before and after with a head massage, plus the haircut
>go there for three years, get qt girls everytime
>they begin to charge more when the head girl isn't there
>too beta to say anything
>end up not going there anymore and go to an Albanian barbershop instead
>for cheap I get a top haircut really fast
>no qts, no massages but everything ended well

>> No.13054312

>>13054140
top-tier autism holy shit. it really clashes with the edgy elitist attitude this board has when you read stories like this.

>> No.13054387

>>13054140
> >""""used"""" to be abysmally autistic during teenage years
> >would wait months before going for a haircut
> >jewfro and nigger hair
> >hated going to the salon because I didn't know where to look at
> >certainly not at the woman cutting my hair
> >would sperg out
> >still act at the retard
> >too beta
Lol master cuck

>> No.13054432

>>13053224
How do you normally wear it? Experiment with blow drying it when it's wet and see if it "lays" better. If worse comes to worse just wear a hat until the awkward stage is over.