/fa/ names

[Anonymous No.13050423]

Since this is the official board for self-obsession, paper-thin identities, and delinquent narcissism, let's have a name thread.

Do you go by a nickname?
Have you thought about changing your name?
How do you get a new name (or a new form of your name) to catch on with other people?

My middle name is James, but I'm concerned people will start calling me Jim if I go by James.

[R Y S S C A N D V S !KNDYYIIins No.13050461]

>>13050423
>Since this is the official board for self-obsession, paper-thin identities, and delinquent narcissism…

NO, IT IS NOT.

APPARENTLY, YOU ARE NEW TO THIS BOARD, THEREFORE, I ADVISE YOU TO COME TO KNOW THE BOARDCULTURE, INTEGRATE TO IT, AND IMPROVE IT, RATHER THAN ATTEMPTING TO PROJECT YOUR IGNORANT PREJUDICES, AND INCITING UGLY BEHAVIOURS.

[Anonymous No.13050503]

>>13050461
A tripfag who doesn't like narcissism. How about that?

[Anonymous No.13050523]

>>13050503
Kek

>>13050423
My Christian name is Edward but people call me Eddie. I've been trying to shake it because it seems immature as a nickname and people assume it's short for Eduardo and they think I'm Hispanic. I'm having trouble getting people to call me Edward.

[Anonymous No.13050530]

>>13050423
birth name is Billy and depending on the friendgroup it changes. People who have know me since highschool call me Billy but after that I just started going by Bill.
My family calls me anything remotely related to the name, sometimes William, Wilhelm, Will, Billiam(?). I don't know, it's just any variation.
I'm not a big fan of it honestly. I'd change it to something else but I don't know what else.

[Anonymous No.13050535]

My sister and mother are considering changing their last names to Bartley since mom's grandmother had that name and they want to dig into that english aristocracy I guess. They're traitors, there's nothing but pride in carrying my swedish middle class name

[Anonymous No.13050550]

my name is marc and it sucks, i get made fun of for it all the time when people find out.

i always thought i had a unique last name to make up for it but i found out that there's an obscure celebrity who shares the same sounding name except it's different spelling.

thought about a name change but then i figured i would just be made out to be a wimp by my peers for not liking my given name.

also since my mom is foreign, she wanted to give me a middle name in her language which doesn't translate well in english so it's incredibly annoying as well when people find out.

[Anonymous No.13050575]

>>13050423
My name is Nicholas. Most English speakers shorten it to just Nick or Nicky.
I live in Croatia so as for the people here they call me the normal long way or close friends and family members will call me Nidžo (knee-jo).

[Anonymous No.13050698]

My name is Ezekiel, but most everyone who has spoken to me calls me Zeke although I prefer Ezekiel. My family isn't religious either so I have to explain it sometimes.
I've had a few different nicknames, but most were just personal or pet names that only one person would use. All those were terrible.

[Anonymous No.13050717]

>>13050530
>what's your name
William
>oh so do you prefer that or will? or bill
every time

[Anonymous No.13050763]

Nico
Normies always mention GTA
>NIKOOOO LET'S GO BOWLING
Never been called Nick or Nicholas but my friends call me Coco or Koks, comes from some inside joke we have about cocaïne.

[Anonymous No.13050774]

Chris, technically Christopher but I have never gone as that even though it is probably more /fa/ to pull off

[Anonymous No.13050801]

My name is Angélique. My closest friends call me Angel/Ange or Angie.
Others call me by my full name, which I prefer.

[Anonymous No.13050806]

>>13050698
Tengo siete hummers
Una arriba de la otra

[Anonymous No.13051014]

>>13050423
As a slav my name sounds russian like.
My actually name is Łukasz but everybody call me "Luca" actually since i don't look polish.

[Anonymous No.13051017]

Constantine. Name is pretty popular in my home country (Russia), but here in Geany it's quite rare.

[Anonymous No.13051040]

>>13051014
>My name is Luka

[Anonymous No.13051048]

>>13051014
Skad jestes?

[Anonymous No.13051052]

My name is a Slavic name, which is popular all around the world. They call me Alicja, with a nickname I prefer not to share.

[Anonymous No.13051057]

Alex here
I prefer Alexander and when I meet new people from now on i'm gonna tell them to call me Alexander as I don't want new people to get too friendly too quick as they tend to do when you abbreviate your name.

Previous nicknames have been
> lex
> lexus
> lexy
> al (hate this one)

[Anonymous No.13051063]

>>13050801
dank but you're probs a french african nigger

[Anonymous No.13051153]

>>13051063
>french african nigger
im half french half dutch
so not a shitskin

[Anonymous No.13051579]

My name is Jorge which is not very /fa/ at all. People always ask if they can call me George when I introduce myself, but then nobody every actually does it. Some of my family especially the Italians will call me Giorgio sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13051582]

My name is nice try faggot

[Anonymous No.13051603]

Name Victor
nicknames
Victo
Vic
Vi
V

[Anonymous No.13052343]

>>13050806
Que bueno que esa canción esta muertsa, al igual que la carrera de ese vato

[Anonymous No.13052366]

>>13050423
Patrick is literally patrician so im good
but idgaf what people call me, I don't like pat that much but what can you do, I guess it's growing on me

[Anonymous No.13052375]

my name is stefan, and i'm yet to meet another person irl also called stefan so im not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing

[Anonymous No.13052391]

Name: Fabrizio
Nicknames:
-Fabri
-Fa

Spanish speakers pronounce it as "Fabrisio/Fabricio"
English speakers: Fabriciouu
Real pronunciation: "Fabritzio", it's a Italian name for gods sake.

> tfw having Italian name but not being italian (I'm Peruvian)

[Anonymous No.13052401]

>>13052391
>rs pronounce it as "Fabrisi
my friend has an italian last name and he can't go a single day without people being like "WOooah thats hard to pronounce, let me try, mangy-- mangera-- man- HA HA how is it spelled, how do you pronounce it? I'll never remember that lol"

I remember him complaining about it and I thought, it's probably not that bad, but since I've known him I've had to hear it maybe like 15 times every time someone asks his last name.

[Anonymous No.13052418]

>Rónán
hate it desu, want to change it

[Anonymous No.13052426]

>>13050423
Godefried, Roderick, Coen, Carel.

[Anonymous No.13052432]

>>13050550
Thank god my name is Mark and not Marc.

[Anonymous No.13052533]

>all these shitty foreign names
My name is Matthew.

[Anonymous No.13052543]

>>13050423
Janne [ˈjɑnːe], masculine finnish name. I get my parcels sent to me from other countries adressed as ms. Jane.

[Anonymous No.13052547]

Louise, probably the least interesting name here. I get called lou by friends.

[Anonymous No.13052549]

Ryan

>Possible children names:
Guy
Emmanuel
Arthur

[Anonymous No.13052551]

>>13050423
My parents named me Lolita....

[Anonymous No.13052556]

>>13052547
ay Lou is a cute nickname

[Anonymous No.13052562]

>>13052533
>foreign

Burgertard detected.

Also, are you implying that you believe the name "Matthew" is native to USA? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13052566]

>>13052551
such a nice name, too bad everyone immediately thinks of Nabokov

[Anonymous No.13052573]

>>13051040
>i live on the second floor

[Anonymous No.13052575]

>>13050423
Aleksey reporting for duty. Everyone calls me Alex.

[Anonymous No.13052584]

>>13052562
I’m English and, yes, ‘Matthew’ is the native English form of the Hebrew ‘Mattayahu’. I’m sorry that you have an inferiority complex about your shitty foreign name.

[Anonymous No.13052591]

>>13052584
Says the corn-eating red indian

[Anonymous No.13052598]

I go by TJ, my name is Thomas

I would much rather be a Thomas. I'm not sure how to go about doing that, though.

I'll feel like walt jr in breaking bad when he insists on being called flynn. just the thought of having to say "actually i'd rather be called blank" makes me cringe. let alone having to do that dozens of times over with close friends/family, it shatters my will to be myself

[Anonymous No.13052608]

My name is Spyridon Leontios but I go by Leo or other variations of my first or middle name

[Anonymous No.13052615]

>tfw Johann
>people often call me by my last name
I'd rather they just use my first name or something shorter like Joe for my anglo friends; they always butcher my name anyway.

[Anonymous No.13052633]

>>13050763
I know a Nico/Nikolai. He's a walking stereotype - Big time coke dealer who works at his papa's pizza shop during the day.

My name is Bethaney, which I've had a lot of problems with being mis-spelled on my government documents.
People default to calling me 'Beth' which is the most white trash name ever, so I started going by 'Annie' about 9-10 years ago; Just have to explain it as "Beth-Annie. Geddit?"

[Anonymous No.13052635]

My name is jack. People call me Jackie chan all the time. No clue why, i’m not even Asian and I don’t know martial arts.

[Anonymous No.13052670]

Alexandre

[Anonymous No.13052681]

Caleb. No nicknames, just Caleb. Unsure how I feel about it honestly.

[Anonymous No.13052728]

>>13052681
Depends on who you are. Caleb could either be a cool respectable dude or an annoying mid 00s teenager from suburbia.

I hope you're not a stoner or a skater, anon.

[Anonymous No.13052735]

>>13050423
Despite it being a quite common one, I like my name.
>do you go by a nickname?
My Engish mates just call me Pete or Peter. Nothing fancy there.
My family mostly calls me Peti, Petya or Petyus/Petyuska. My friends use a nickname completely unrelated to my name though (and it's hard to translate into English anyway

>how do you get a new name (or a new form of your name) to catch on with other people?
Almost everyone asks what I prefer or default to Peter when introductions are made so that's easy. I don't go around changing my preferences so there's no need to "update" people on it.

[Anonymous No.13053586]

hunter
often get called hunna
in the past I've been called Red
not bad / 10

[Anonymous No.13053588]

Owen, Quite happy with this name desu

But i do like the name Cain

[Anonymous No.13053589]

My name is Luca. How is it

[Anonymous No.13053648]

James but my Scottish relatives call me Jimmy, also have another friend so all of my friends call me by my surname, girls call me James though

[Anonymous No.13053882]

Naja

Pronounced Naija
It's arabic and I hate it desu

> the ja makes it sound less feminine and too harsh

[Anonymous No.13054317]

>effay last name
>effay middle name
>..indian cab driver tier first name (im white)

[Anonymous No.13054633]

>>13050461
I think he doth protest too much

[Anonymous No.13054649]

be named Samuel

>so do you go by sam or samuel
>e-either

[Anonymous No.13054655]

Jeremias. Uneffay biblical name but at least it's unique I guess? Honestly every name is fine IMO as long as it sounds nice together with your last name, which mine doesn't but whatever. I'm past hating my name.

>>13050801
strong name.

[Anonymous No.13054681]

>>13052728
Working on becoming a cool respectable dude

[Anonymous No.13054690]

Im Muhammad

[Anonymous No.13054963]

>>13054690
Thats a nice name man. Named after the best prophet

[Anonymous No.13055064]

My name is Osmar, I was like 7 when i found another cunt with the same name, I propably know like other 6-7 cunts how are named the same.

No longlasting nicknames derived from my name.

[Anonymous No.13055073]

>>13054317
abu?

[Anonymous No.13055117]

>>13051052
Alicia? You're a girl?

[Anonymous No.13055121]

>>13051153
>half dutch
> There are only two types of people I hate in this world: people that are intolerant of other people's culture, and the DUTCH!

[Anonymous No.13055386]

>>13052401
I sympathize with your friend. Explaining capital letters in my last name to anyone writing it sucks. First name is literally my Scottish ancestors mortal enemy which is just fuckin weird.

[Anonymous No.13055413]

>>13050423
Diego i like it i couldnt imagine being called something else

[Anonymous No.13055488]

>>13052608
is your family religious?
first time seeing someone named Spyridon just like the saint

[Anonymous No.13055650]

>>13055117
With j after i. And yes, I am a girl

[Anonymous No.13055675]

>>13050423
my name is nick

my nickname is yayo or kit
i wanted my name to be dominic in like 10th grade, and ive never accomplished getting people other than my close friends to call me anything but nick

[Anonymous No.13055683]

>>13055675
yayo?
u a cokehead?

[Anonymous No.13056097]

>>13050423
My name is Cole
I wish I had a foreign name from my Peruvian and Middle Eastern lineages, Cole sounds childish to me--too soft.

[Anonymous No.13056109]

>>13050423
My name's Isaiah, my friends usually just drop the I and call me something that sounds like 'zayuh. Are there any decent Isaiah-based nicknames I could adapt.

[Anonymous No.13056111]

My name is Fernando
it's a pretty uncommon name in my town believe it or not.
most common nickname is Fer wich i don't really like. Arround my friends everyone gets a shitty insulting nickname but i was lucky and got "Lil Pump", some other guy got "Big Dick".
I wish i could change it to something slavic like Kolya or Niko but i'm too autistic to go change my name.

[Anonymous No.13056119]

Shea, I am a guy but aparently this is the female spelling. When I was younger people always read it like shee-ah but now with the game of thrones character and fucking shea butter people know how to pronounce it.

Not sure how I feel about being known by butter and and a whore though. I like my name for the most part.

[Anonymous No.13056120]

>>13055121
I don't take pride in my nationality
I'd like to hear what's wrong with the Dutch though :' (

[Anonymous No.13056123]

>>13056111
Also, is Lastra an effay name? I can't tell but a LOT of people call me Lastra instead of Fer.

[Anonymous No.13056127]

My name is Gabriel. My family always called me Gabi, my childhood friends Gabo, nowadays people call me Garruncho.

[Anonymous No.13056128]

>>13056109
Izzy only one I know of

[Anonymous No.13056203]

>>13050550
>>13050698
>>13050763
>>13050801
>>13051017
>>13051052
>>13051579
>>13052391
>>13052418
>>13052615
>>13053882

All these names are dope desu. Just embrace it and get people to pronounce it correctly!!!

[Anonymous No.13056526]

Tully, it's a more understandable form of my birth name. I'm Canadian with European decent and my hippie patents gave me a native American name.

[Anonymous No.13056561]

>>13056526
Tully. Kek.
>Heyaheyaheyaheya

[Anonymous No.13056566]

>>13056561
Well at least its better than the English translation of my birthname which means calm river. Idk how my parents thought it was a good idea

[Anonymous No.13056592]

Kyrill itt

[Anonymous No.13056606]

>>13056566
Its actually a really cool name man. Dont worry about it i was just kidding when i did the heya thing

[Anonymous No.13056614]

Boring ass name pals where we at?

friends call me Matt
people who think they're being funny call me Matthew
ladies usually call me Matty (or daddy)

[Anonymous No.13056621]

Fredrick

[Anonymous No.13056624]

>>13056614
Ayyy

[Anonymous No.13056640]

Caspar

luckily I know no-one else with the same name so it works

[Anonymous No.13056649]

>>13056640
My uncle is Gaspar. Huh.

[Anonymous No.13056669]

Is Thorne a /fa/ last name to have? First name Hendrick.

[Anonymous No.13056672]

>>13056669
Hendrick Thorne? Sounds like a character from a shitty teen fiction novel desu

[Anonymous No.13056676]

>>13056672
My favourite Harry Potter character

[Anonymous No.13056687]

My name is Kyle but that's a child's name so I'd like to start asking people to call me my middle name, Harrison but I don't want to be a prick about it

[Anonymous No.13056693]

>>13050423
is Malcolm effay?

[Anonymous No.13056744]

Isak
I used to called Ice by some friends

[Anonymous No.13056751]

>>13050423
My name is Oliver, I always liked it. Sometimes people call me Ollie, I like that too.

[Anonymous No.13056760]

>>13056751
I had a cockatiel named Oliver. He was great lol. It's a good name imo. I've got a hurricane named after me currently (tho no Y in my name).

[Anonymous No.13057475]

>>13055675
Dom would be more likely to get traction than Dominic in full

[Anonymous No.13057476]

>>13055488
Everyone in Greece is named after a saint pretty much

[Anonymous No.13058130]

>>13050423
I was given the superior chad name since birth.

Logan.

[Anonymous No.13058144]

>>13053586
yo my name's Hunter too, pal.

[Anonymous No.13058167]

>Hey Jackson!
My name is just Jack.
>Really?
How many people are named Jackson to the point where Jack seems foreign.

[Anonymous No.13058195]

i'm ethan. i've always thought it was really juvenile especially now that it's really common among young kids. people seem to like it though

>>13056687
i think harry is more is more accessible (for lack of a better word) to most people than harrison

>>13052547
i knew a girl named louise who went by wheezy. i thought it was a neat nickname

[Anonymous No.13058274]

Sebastian is my name, family and friends from elementary call me seba, my Paraguayan family calls me sébas frequently, and close friends call me seabass somewhat jokingly.

[Anonymous No.13058305]

>>13050423
My first name is Sullivan, but my family and some close friends just call me Sully.

[Anonymous No.13058306]

My name is Jan and i like it, short cool and neutral. My parents are from Russia/exUSSR with german roots so i have common german surname.

[Anonymous No.13058331]

Katia but I'm Mexican lmao....I'm used to Kat since everyone mispronounces it

[Anonymous No.13058334]

>>13058331
perra

[Anonymous No.13058342]

my first name is orlando and i like it, rolls off the tongue nicely both in spanish and english

[Anonymous No.13058558]

My name's Jennifer. Such a stereotypical white girl name, but these days I think it's getting to be a little old fashioned. A few people call me Jen, my grandpa calls me Blue. I wish Blue had caught on with the rest of the family 'cause I think it's dope, but oh well. I've got a weird German last name that nobody ever pronounces correctly. Most of the time I just tell people the typical American mispronounciation and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.13059245]

My name is Nicki

I am a guy

[Anonymous No.13059817]

>>13052608
>Spyridon the dragon
I like it. Never heard this one before.

[Anonymous No.13059895]

>>13051052
W R O C Ł A W
R
O
C
Ł
A
W

[Anonymous No.13059911]

>>13059895
Cale 474 km ode mnie :(

[Anonymous No.13060111]

Mosè, get Moses a lot because mcGlobalization. I like it, and it goes well with my surname and second name, both of which are religious and start with M

>>13050550
ye olde english vibes, rock it

>>13056669
kill six billion demons my senpai

>>13055386
Dope! Out of respect?

[Anonymous No.13060121]

Norbert wy pedały

[Anonymous No.13060248]

>>13060121
Fajne imie, podoba mi sie

[Anonymous No.13060251]

>what's your name
Myrtle

I like saying it with an irish accent sometimes

[Anonymous No.13060257]

>>13056120
there's a small chance which Google claims to second that it is a (n) Austin powers meme

[Anonymous No.13060263]

my name is Lada and the only nicknames I get are mismatches of it
also, that car related nicknames

[Anonymous No.13060393]

Any fucking slavs here?
My name is Volodymyr. People call me: Vova, Vovan, Volodya, Vlad, Vladimir, and sometimes even Vlady.

[Anonymous No.13060426]

>>13060393
You have 3 slavs in this thread. We all are polish though. You have the Russian version of my grandpa's name

[Anonymous No.13060439]

>>13060426
>You have the Russian version of my grandpa's name

Im curious to hear it bratan

[Anonymous No.13060448]

>>13050423
>my name's literally Bruno
>Im a semi nigger
You fags don't know shit about suffering

[Anonymous No.13060454]

>>13050423
my name's Ozan. it means poet in Turkish

my nickname was Ozzy or Oz back when I lived in Canada

[Anonymous No.13060455]

my name's Oskari
Boring

[Anonymous No.13060461]

Parker

[Anonymous No.13060462]

>>13060439
Waldemar

[Anonymous No.13060483]

my name is tim, i get called all sorts, i had to go through the whole south park impression for a few years in secondary school.

my friend's flatmate was a girl called Francesca, to me and my friends she was known as "little white girl" it just stuck, we always called her that for about 2 years, then when i got to know her better she became Fran, she was really quiet and it slipped out after years that she actually preferred being called Francesca or Franny, and that she had never been called Fran until we did it, how strange is that lol. she'll always be little white girl to me

[Anonymous No.13060518]

>>13060455
Oskari is one of those finnish names that only work on babies. You never think it's a name that would suit a grown man.

[Anonymous No.13060533]

>>13052549

>Guy

[Anonymous No.13060547]

>>13050423
Leandro. Family calls me Leo, others have called me by my middle name.

[Anonymous No.13060619]

My name is Zachary, which is alright, but I bump into enough Zaks/Zachs/Zacks/Zacs that I feel my name has become as regular as James or John.
My parents named me Zachary after the scientist from the 60s TV series Lost in Space, and the initials of my name, ZEDS, is apparently a reference to 'Zed's dead baby' from Pulp Fiction. So I like my name, because it's been uniquely put together, but you don't get that across when everyone just knows you as Zak. Cry me a river, I know...

[Anonymous No.13060622]

>>13060547
do you say it like Lay-andro or Lee-andro? Cool name either way but if I was you I wouldn't like it being shortened to Leo.

[Cashmere !SvpLQ2wMXY No.13060630]

Anthony

[Anonymous No.13060644]

>>13050423
In my professional life I go by Samuel. In my social circle I am Sam. My relatives call me Sammy. I like my name and all the variations

[Anonymous No.13061240]

I'm named Ignacio but friends and family call me Iggy. If I was forced to change my name, I would be Sebastian.

[Anonymous No.13061282]

>>13050423
jacob :(
i want to change it but i dont know what id change it to

[Anonymous No.13061366]

>>13050461
ya know ive never seen this tripfag ever post in a wdywt thread. prob cause his fits are trash

[Anonymous No.13061401]

It's Luke but it's just Luke and not short for Lucas, sometimes people that know me just a bit call me Lucas because they don't know

[Anonymous No.13061420]

tfw greatgrandpa was Russian Jew immigrant
male names on my fathers side include:
>Solomon (Sol)
>Martin (Marty)
>Joseph (Joe)
>Jacob
>David
>Samuel
>Andrew (me)
all very Jewish/ biblical
I really like the names Solomon and David, very strong
My names boring, aside from me never having nicknames because I’m a boring cunt
Drew? Andy?
both childish and those are about the only alternatives

[Anonymous No.13061423]

>>13061420
sidenote, my mom wanted to name me Josiah

[Anonymous No.13061566]

>>13060533
Leandro Fieri has spoken.

[Anonymous No.13061570]

>>13060483
Blanquita?

[Anonymous No.13061596]

called llewellyn
is this dope or just duff

[Anonymous No.13061616]

First name is Robert, but I go by my middle name, McLean. Southern af

Common nicknames that friends call me are like MC, Lean, Yung Lean, Mac, Mick, etc, etc. But there's a lot of other ones that I've heard too like Mr. Clean or McMean. People just kinda run with it.

I like my name.

[p No.13061630]

>>13056120
How do you not take pride in your nationality? This is an unknown concept to me.

[Anonymous No.13061784]

My name is Maxwell, but I've gone by Max since I was young.

I kinda wish I hadn't done that though, I prefer Maxwell now.

[Anonymous No.13061810]

my name's russell but my friends all call me stretch

[Anonymous No.13061815]

>>13061596

[Anonymous No.13061820]

>>13053589
Do you live on the 2nd floor??

[Anonymous No.13061823]

>>13050423
Is changing your last name considered disrespectful? I've never really liked mine but changing it sounds like a disservice to my ancestors or something

[Anonymous No.13061838]

>>13061823
Yes and no.
It depends on where you live and who you ask. Plus you already disrespected your ancestors the moment you started spending your free time browsing 4chan. Might as well go all the way.

[Anonymous No.13061955]

Name: Miles
Nickname: Mi

If I had a kid I'd name them Saint

[Anonymous No.13062080]

>>13061630
I should've said that differently: I don't take pride in my ethnicity - I am however proud of my nationality. I wasn't raised the Dutch way (with their traditions, etiquettes, etc.)

[Anonymous No.13062519]

My first and last name rhyme and it is the name of a famous person... still not sure if it is a good thing

[Anonymous No.13062607]

>>13061616
Pretty dope

>>13062519
Pretty bad, but you can play with it

>>13061596
If you're a pretty girl with an inviting look

[Anonymous No.13063208]

>>13062519
Eino Leino, is that you?

[Anonymous No.13063231]

My name's Dillon but I'd rather use my middle name Thomas desu
>too autistic to do anything about it tho

[Anonymous No.13063239]

>>13050523
whatever you say eddieuardoward

[Anonymous No.13063243]

>>13058130
>logan
>not the geeky kid that tried not to be geeky
yeah very chad name 1005 my guy

[Anonymous No.13063258]

>>13050423
Name's Sami. I'd love to go by Sam, but Sami is already too short for me to get a nickname so everybody is just calling me that.

[Anonymous No.13064460]

If I went by my middle name, I would have the same name as a kind of glamorous figure who died young.

On the one hand, I like the associations and the sort of halo effect it would have, but on the other, it would make me completely un-google-able.

[Anonymous No.13064472]

Darius

[Anonymous No.13065696]

I'm a male and my nickname is sherry

[Anonymous No.13065700]

My name is Carlos. You'd think that'd be a dead giveaway that I'm a spic, but because I have white skin most of my American friends don't know I'm hispanic until I tell them.

[Anonymous No.13065715]

>>13050423
My name is Katie but my close japfag friends call me Kei, as Katie sounds stupid in Japanese (Keitei)

[Anonymous No.13065725]

>>13065696
sherman

[Anonymous No.13065815]

My name is Aoife, pronounced eefa. My parents are Irish immigrants that are overly proud of their heritage and it didn’t occur to them how annoying it would be spending so much of my life explaining my name to Americans.

[Anonymous No.13066029]

>>13050461
>tripfag
>types like rick owens

lmao

[Anonymous No.13066031]

>>13050461
>no it's not
>being a grotesque example of it

[Anonymous No.13066061]

Per-Ola

[Anonymous No.13066062]

>>13065715
feet

[Anonymous No.13066077]

My name is Braxton and I have mixed feelings. People have told it sounds unique but others have told me it sounds snobbish.

[Anonymous No.13066081]

Jessica. Very standard white chick name. Had lots of nicknames over the years; Jessi, Jess (most common one nowadays along with my frequently used gaming username I won't mention here), JJ, Jasper, Jay...

Very happy with it to be honest. Especially after my mom told me all the other options (which would have been Czech names and quite weird here in Germany; thank God she decided to name me neutral/modern in the end).

[Anonymous No.13066121]

Kai
Are Japanese names effay

[Anonymous No.13066212]

I wish my parents practiced saying my first and last name together before naming me. First name is Erik last name begins with k. Constantly have to repeat myself because it's so off-putting and irregular.

[Anonymous No.13066368]

>>13054690
What part of England you from mate?

[Anonymous No.13066570]

Mickey, sometimes people will call me Mick or Mouse. Pretty happy with my name desu

[Anonymous No.13066601]

Dennis effay?

[Anonymous No.13067994]

my name's Alessio
got called Alex,Alek,and Alik

[Anonymous No.13068709]

White people are mostly incapable of pronouncing my African ass name without a tutorial so I've taken to being called Lolo, like the Olympic sprinter. Unfortunately I'm not a woman so some people get weird about it.

[Anonymous No.13068722]

>>13065815
Holy shit, I fell your pain. My own name is so unfamiliar at this point because I never here it said. It feels awkward coming out of my own mouth.

[Anonymous No.13068799]

>tfw Joe, the most boring of all names

[Anonymous No.13068871]

>>13050423
Names Emmett, friends call me emmybear

[Anonymous No.13068899]

Any other Georges and or your native language varients

[Anonymous No.13069770]

>>13050423
my name is Luís
male friends call me by my gaming nickname and female friends call me Luh

[Anonymous No.13069821]

My name's Kees, translated from Dutch it's Cornelius.
I've got the most /fa/ name on the thread

[Anonymous No.13070108]

>>13068871

[Anonymous No.13070134]

my name is Lizel and I have no nicknames because I have no friends

[Anonymous No.13070247]

>>13070134
I'm your friend now and your nickname is Lizze

[Anonymous No.13070271]

Heriberto here.

Used to hate it it. Now I go with it. Nicknames were "Eddy", "Eddie", "Harry", and "Herbert" because people couldn't pronounce it right

[Anonymous No.13070279]

Cole
family calls me coley or slaw
sons name will probably be Markus,Nikolai, Dimitri,parker, or Cassius if I'm feeling really Hollywood. I like gender neutral names for girls. Ive known a Alex, Max, and Sam and they have all been great people

[Anonymous No.13070281]

Gustav
Love my name
Normally people just call me by my name but sometimes my friends calls me Gus

[Anonymous No.13070331]

>>13069821
>kees
>effay
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13070353]

Artemiy (Apтeмий) here

Greek name originally but most common in Russia (where I'm from)

Short Russian variants
>Artyom (Apтём) (my favourite)
>Tyoma (Tёмa) (I allow to call me like that only to my mom lol)

I really like my name but it turns to complete disaster when I'm outside of Russia. Literally no foreigner can pronounce it correctly (EVEN FUCKING GREEKS LOL), it's always something like ARTEMI (without the sound й (y)) or ARTEMIS (the most hated by me). Is it too difficult for non-slavs to pronounce one simple sound? :^(

[Anonymous No.13070378]

>>13070281
Made me think about Adam Mickiewicz's dramas

[Anonymous No.13070485]

>>13050423
My name is Logan

[Anonymous No.13070535]

Nelson

[Anonymous No.13070541]

>>13067994
>>13058274
>>13053882

I like these.

Also mine is Enzo, is it effay ?

[Anonymous No.13070548]

>>13066368
Kek

[Anonymous No.13070584]

>>13066368

[Anonymous No.13070764]

Ronnie
I fucking love myself

[Anonymous No.13070958]

>>13066368
Underrated

[Anonymous No.13070964]

>>13061630
You can take pride in your nationality by not living in a country subverted by jews

[Anonymous No.13070973]

my name is rostyslav

people call me rodney, i wish i went by ross instead

[Anonymous No.13071241]

>>13052375
My name is also Stefan. I know two other people called Stefan but one is a junkie and the other one is autistic.

[Anonymous No.13071253]

>>13050423
Name’ Elmar, my communist parents called me after Engels, Lenin and MARx

[Anonymous No.13071419]

>>13071253
>Galadriel
>Legolas
>Elmar
>Thranduil
>Elrond

[Anonymous No.13071450]

>>13051017
kostik v zhope gvozdik

[Anonymous No.13071710]

>>13060393
igor or iggy to a select few

[Anonymous No.13071808]

>>13066368
found the frog

[Anonymous No.13071843]

Brian

I don't like it much, especially because I am not even 1% irish. It's not terrible, it's just .... bland. The thing is my middle name is Paul and I always wanted to go by that.

So I started trying to go by Paul when I started going to a new school 20 miles away from home. But there ended up being a chick there at that school who knew my friend group back home, and she told them that I tried to change my name. So for like 6 months my whole friendgroup and our extended friend circles all started giving me hella bantz for trying to change my name. Like "oh sup Bria- wait I mean sup Paul? HAHAHAHAHHA" So it didn't even work a little bit desu. It was the fuckin worst.

Fuck you Hillary you stupid fucking thot. I hate you dumb slut.

[Anonymous No.13071862]

>>13050423
my names kynan(keenan) ive had
>key
>nan
>kinan
>guru kynanak
>guru kynanak the third
>ky-naan bread (my favorite)
>kinan-ren is a new one i got

[Anonymous No.13072039]

is Christian an effay name?

[Anonymous No.13072054]

Tristram, my mum is welsh and my dad is scottish so all my siblings have names connecting to celtic legends, namely king arthur.

[Anonymous No.13072081]

My full name is Benjamin, but If one of my friends or someone who's not a stranger calls me like that it feels odd. Most of the time people call me Ben, or by my last name (I live in Bavaria and traditionally the people there call each other by there last names)

[Anonymous No.13072094]

>>13072054
Nerd parents dude

[Anonymous No.13072125]

>>13072054
>"stay awhile and listen"
honestly cool name

[Anonymous No.13072150]

>>13068871

[Anonymous No.13072152]

Mine's Tyler and I fucking hate it. Can't imagine being 30+ and bald and being called fucking Tyler. On top of that there's a shit ton of Tylers. In one of my 40 people classes there's four of us

[Anonymous No.13072241]

>>13072054
Really cool

[Anonymous No.13072249]

>>13061955
Great idea, I'll call my kid Officer

[Anonymous No.13072315]

>>13058558
Ikty, have a eastern european last name and just give everyone the hamfisted chewed up bullshit pronunciation

[Anonymous No.13072436]

Roman Armstrong

[Anonymous No.13072490]

>>13056640
>>13056649
My name is Jasper I don't know anyone else who is also named Jasper though

[Anonymous No.13072515]

I think alekzia is a nice name

[Anonymous No.13072583]

>>13050423
I am currently going bald and thinking about changing my name to Max Powers. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.13072719]

>Jurriaan
Uncommon Dutch name. Foreigners can't pronounce it for shit but at least people think it sounds nice and it's got a good ring to it when combined with my middle name and last name.

[Anonymous No.13072737]

>>13072583
Do it.

[Anonymous No.13072740]

emre,try that for a name LMAO

[Anonymous No.13072993]

Birth name Finian, but I go by Finn. Pretty good as names go I think

[Anonymous No.13074081]

>Last name is a country that ends in 'land'
>first name is a anglicized traditional name from that country
>full name flows like silk
>get compliments all the time or people asking me if that's really my name
suck it namelets

[Anonymous No.13074455]

Levi is my name.

People call me leaves, and levy mostly.

How am I doing?

[Anonymous No.13075220]

My name is César but people mostly call me Guajardo (my last name)

[Anonymous No.13075380]

Damhán

I tell people to pronounce it "Devin" just because it's easier. Thinking about changing it

[Anonymous No.13075417]

Middle name is Diether. I like it but have no idea of the origin

[Anonymous No.13075705]

Fuck I'm so surprised at all these unique names people go by. I guess being in Australia you obviously won't see geographic dependent names, which is nice.

I'm Mitchell to family, Mitch to girlfriend and close friends and obscure nickname derived from my younger reckless antics or my surname.

[Anonymous No.13075760]

dunno if Felix is original, ive havent met that many with the same name as me but maybe thats just because of where i live

[Anonymous No.13076452]

>>13071253
/fa/ as fuck

[Anonymous No.13076492]

>>13075705
Mitchell is my favourite name uwu

[Anonymous No.13077042]

For latin countries, common roman names adapted to your language are a great idea

[Anonymous No.13077069]

Erik
'tis a good name.

[Anonymous No.13077196]

Name is Shyam, is that /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13078097]

Name: Ron
I've never had a nickname

[Anonymous No.13079344]

raymond

[Anonymous No.13079493]

My name is James but my friends have been calling me Jimothy since middle school

[Anonymous No.13079827]

>>13052375
Most Stefans I've met were autistic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13079831]

>>13075760
I'm a Felix too.

Don't like that name.

[Anonymous No.13080445]

Is Oscar /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13080453]

>ctrl+f my name
>0 hits
>mfw

[Anonymous No.13080479]

>>13052584
so your parents purposefully gave you a jew name ?

[Anonymous No.13080523]

I only respond to, "Mr. Black."

[Anonymous No.13080554]

>>13050423
elias is the most effay name I've ever heatf

[Anonymous No.13080561]

>>13080554
*heard