Cigarettes are Cool and Fashionable

[Anonymous No.13046747]

You will never look cool if you dont smoke Cigarettes

Losers, go ahead and post your "smoking is degeneracy" and "cancer isnt /fa/" posts

[Anonymous No.13046755]

>when a pretty ol nice gal pulls out a pack of cigarettes

best turn on

[Anonymous No.13046757]

But my parents, teachers, and the media said that smoking isn't cool! There's nothing cooler than parroting what authority tells you to believe!

[Anonymous No.13046785]

yes

[Anonymous No.13046798]

>>13046755
means she breathes harder during sex right?

[Anonymous No.13046800]

>>13046747
>>13046757
Enjoy your bronchitis, soyboy fags. Post Malone is 22yrs old and looks 35 with his excessive smoking. Not even thots like guys that smell like absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.13046805]

>>13046800
>soyboy fags
Smoking literally raises testosterone, you fucking brainlet. But, hey, keep mindlessly parroting words without understanding what you're saying like the drone that you are. Maybe get out of the house once in a while and you'll realize how many thots smoke themselves.

[R Y S S C A N D V S !KNDYYIIins No.13046807]

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING OF THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM: “HELLO, BOY. IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.”

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND TOLD HIM: “YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.”

FOR SUBSEQUENT DECADES, THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY, AND WHEN HE WAS AN OLD ADULT, HE FELL ILL: ROT HAD SPREAD THROUGH HIS VISCERA, HIS SKIN HAD SHRIVELED DUE TO EXSICCATION; AFTER MANY DAYS OF SUFFERING, THE FORMER BOY DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE: “FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…”

[R Y S S C A N D V S !KNDYYIIins No.13046810]

TO THIS POST IS ATTACHED AN IMAGE SHOWCASING THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

[Anonymous No.13046813]

>>13046800
>>13046800
>wanting the attention of loser thots that dont smoke cigs

hahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.13046815]

>>13046747
>>13046697

[Anonymous No.13046818]

>>13046813
What's your favorite band?

[Anonymous No.13046820]

>>13046815
COPD is very rare and only affects the heaviest of smokers. Two actual doctors told me this.

[Anonymous No.13046822]

>>13046820
I know several people who have it, almost just as many people I know who have/had cancer

[Anonymous No.13046825]

>>13046818
Beach House

[Anonymous No.13046840]

>>13046822
Cool anecdotal story. Now let me tell you mine: My mom's side of the family is filled with smokers. My father's isn't. Guess which side of the older generation is dying younger and getting more diseases? Trick question: neither of them. The smokers are doing just as well as the non-smokers, and, in some cases, better.

[Anonymous No.13046846]

>>13046840
U still smell bad

[Anonymous No.13046851]

>>13046840
you are still an irritable corn that smells bad

[Anonymous No.13046853]

>>13046846
Literally nobody has ever complained about how I smell since I practice proper hygiene (look it up), and I've never had any problems with women, so your opinion of how I smell is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.13046856]

>>13046853
Just don't smoke with minors

[Anonymous No.13046857]

Is it just me or is it smelly in here?

[Anonymous No.13046861]

>>13046856
Why would I hang around minors outside of the high schoolers on /fa/?

[Anonymous No.13046871]

>>13046861
I just often see people smoke around minors and encourage them to start smoking, like cousins and neighbours with an age gap

[Anonymous No.13046875]

only cool drug is H

[Anonymous No.13046880]

>>13046871
I've never seen that myself, but I don't even give cigarettes to minors who try to bum them and I don't smoke around people. I find an isolated spot to smoke where people who don't want to be exposed to it can avoid me when in public.

[Anonymous No.13046938]

>>13046800

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

[Anonymous No.13046951]

>>13046938
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.13046957]

>>13046938
>Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?
>I have a massive fucking beard
Evidently, you are.

[Anonymous No.13046963]

>>13046938
is this a pasta?

[Anonymous No.13047111]

>>13046938

[Anonymous No.13047151]

>>13046938
>studying for a PhD in Math
found the shitter who isn't actually doing research in mathematics

[Anonymous No.13047177]

>>13047111
the mutations have gone too far

[Anonymous No.13047183]

>>13047151
>not knowing the legendary PhD in math /sci/ maymay

[Anonymous No.13047188]

>>13046938
>PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary
That's a weird way of saying "I'm going to be a broke postdoc for most of my career."

[Anonymous No.13047194]

>>13047188
>>13047151
newfags

[Anonymous No.13047198]

>>13046857
Just you. Take a shower once in a while.

[Anonymous No.13047205]

>started smoking a few months ago with m. reds
>can't get hard anymore
im sure there's more to it than the cigs but is there any connection there at all? i have depression and spend all day on the internet, im kind of out of shape as well.

[Anonymous No.13047304]

>>13046963
yes

[Anonymous No.13047331]

Who actually cares if you smoke or not, smoking is a choice. If someone smokes, it shouldn't bother you if they die in their 70s, they've probably lived their life to the fullest by that time anyway. Don't let what someone else does affect you, and depending on the brand they smoke, smokers don't always smell horrible

[Anonymous No.13047342]

Doing something to appear cool is the exact opposite of cool. Just do what feels good and things flow naturally stop over thinking it. Smoke if you want don't smoke if you dont want too. Either way does it real matter in the end?

[Anonymous No.13047345]

>>13047342
>just bee urself LMAO
yeah no. girls get wet when a man smokes, it's cool. they won't directly say it but its true.

[Anonymous No.13047360]

>smell like shit
>face mouth and clothes rot off

[Anonymous No.13047392]

>>13047360
>cigs literally kill you
lose the tinfoil hat buddy, turn off the tv once in a while goy

[Anonymous No.13047566]

>>13046825
good taste anon

[Anonymous No.13047620]

as a 22yo smoker of 10yrs who now has nicotine stains on his and skin and teeth i disagree desu... giving up after this packet.

[Anonymous No.13047642]

I wish didnt smoke. Ive quit before for extended periods so it can be done. Welbutrin helps.

The thing is, having a nicotine addiction, and meeting that need so easily and legally is incredibly satisfying.

If I could only have only one drug including alcohol, I would choose nicotine. And that is the reason why I wish I never started smoking in the first place.

The need persists long after you have quit.

[Anonymous No.13047656]

No. Smoking is only cool if you're actually depressed, fucked up in life and don't dress like a normie. Don't be a poser.

[Anonymous No.13047705]

>>13046810
I see your point but that’s not really what hypocrite means.

[Anonymous No.13047725]

>>13046747
Just get a fucking Juul gramps

[Anonymous No.13047730]

[Anonymous No.13047737]

I mean, if you don't smoke why start? But honestly as a smoker I love when I find out that someone else is too.I used to smoke weed and I think the same goes for that. If you have an addiction you generally like the same people with the same addiction.

[Anonymous No.13047812]

>>13046798
Husky voiced girls are primo

[Anonymous No.13047825]

>>13047205
then get your ass out of the house be more active and go see a doc if you arent memeing

[Anonymous No.13047841]

>>13047737
weed isnt an addiction tho...

[Anonymous No.13047848]

>>13046825
nice anon

[Anonymous No.13047851]

>>13047825
im not meming
just got back into the gym tho
i think its just the constant porn and masturbation mostly

[Anonymous No.13047858]

>>13046938
>PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting
*nods respectfully in you're direction*

[Anonymous No.13048208]

>>13046747
smoking sijjarettes is GOTH AF

[Anonymous No.13048682]

>>13046755

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[Anonymous No.13048819]

>>13047345
I don't smoke and I have no problems getting women at all. If you smoke simply to look cool or get pussy you are doing the exact opposite of what you should do.

[Anonymous No.13049024]

>>13047841
It is...Stoners are just in denial.