/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.12859110]

How many of these apply to you? Be honest.

[Anonymous No.12859114]

>>12859110
i fit all of those

[Anonymous No.12859139]

I walk too fast and with long strides, but that was ingrained into me by my high school football coach. He always said to walk with purpose, I've interpreted it as get to where you need to go without wasting time.

[Anonymous No.12859140]

>>12859110
>tfw unironically do some of the stuff in the chad stride

"head is at a perfect vertical angle at all times"
was a manlet as a child, then suddenly grew, i still try to stand as tall as possible out of habit

"does not wear a coat, is immune to cold"
my body temperature is naturally weirdly low, 96-96.8 degrees or so, and i don't feel the cold that much. I guess I'm just part lizard.

[Anonymous No.12859148]

>hair seems to overreact to wind
how the FUCK do i stop this?

[Anonymous No.12859159]

>>12859110
I'm like that now because I caught autism from quitting smoking

[Anonymous No.12859171]

>>12859110

[Anonymous No.12859173]

>>12859148
Use quick dry concrete instead of hair gel.

[Anonymous No.12859175]

>>12859139
same i got used to walking fast without wasting any time because the streets here are very unpleasant to walk in also i'm overly alert because i'm paranoid and think anyone walking behind is trying to stab or shoot me so i'm always kinda charging towards wherever i want to go

if i try to correct this it feels like "walking on manual" and it's very awkward

[Anonymous No.12859176]

Only the hair part as I'm not that much of a chad to will it to stay put.

[Anonymous No.12859185]

>>12859110
I walk too fast because I'm 6'3" and I grew up playing sports and following my even taller father around grocery stores. Don't give a fuck because I love hearing the click clack of my dress shoes every day. kekd at autowalk tho

[Anonymous No.12859190]

>>12859110
Those.

[Anonymous No.12859198]

>>12859171
TFW this was you at one point, besides the hunchback
fuck I hate being poor

[Anonymous No.12859217]

>>12859198
Why didn't you thrift nice looking clothes and maintain basic hygiene and appearance? I don't get that about really poor people. If you're not working 24/7, surely you have time to actively work to lift yourself out of looking like a mentally deranged cat woman or basement dweller? Surely doing that would also contribute to opening up more opportunities in life?

[Anonymous No.12859220]

>>12859217
Do you honestly think people living at or under the poverty line AREN'T actively shopping at dollar tree and goodwill? Depending on where you live it can be next to impossible to thrift quality shit.

>mfw go to the DAV and it's nothing but square toe'd shoes and camel colored corduroy coats

[Anonymous No.12859242]

>>12859217
poor people have no taste, sensibility and vision, that's why they stay poor

[Anonymous No.12859245]

almost the whole list

end me

[Anonymous No.12860043]

>>12859140
should you glance into people's eyes when you walk past them?

I usually just get weirded out when someone does that to me.

[Anonymous No.12860056]

>>12859110
lol he's probably gay and not virgin

[Anonymous No.12860110]

>>12859110
I walk fast 'cause I've got shit to do, nothing else though

[Anonymous No.12860559]

>>12859139
Yeah i feel like the long strides actually make you look confident. But obviously don't overdo it.

[Anonymous No.12860567]

>>12859220
But camel cord coats are cool

[Anonymous No.12860660]

>>12859220
Honestly it pisses me off so much when people say shit about "not having the money to dress up like I do"
Bitch some of my best outfits are less than 70 bucks in total, half of this stuff can be bought at H&M/Zara/whatever for a ridiculusly low price
You dress like a loser because you are a loser, no excuses

[Anonymous No.12860738]

>>12859110
>hair seems to overreact to wind
Bitch my car fucks up just from looking down and I spend half my time grooming because of it.

[Anonymous No.12860779]

>>12860738
tfw buzzcut

[Anonymous No.12860815]

>>12860779
>buzzcut

[Anonymous No.12860830]

>>12860043
Yes and if it's a cute girl you also make a faint smile. If it's a cute shy girl you add a wink. If it's a girl with a boyfriend you first give her a smile then lock eyes with him and give him a big shit eating grin. If it's a cougar/potential sugar mommy you smile and spell your phone number using sign language.

[Anonymous No.12860845]

>>12860830
>not staring at people you pass by on the street until they turn their eyes away
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12860849]

>>12859110
Once in HS I walked into the classroom after using the bathroom and everyone laughed about the way I walked back to my seat. Probably did the virgin walk

[Anonymous No.12860907]

>>12859185
Yeah 6'3" here too. My legs are long so my casual walking pace is faster than most

[Anonymous No.12860935]

>>12859110
None, thank god, but probably had em all when I was 11 and masturbation was my favorite hobby. (Now it's only it's only like 3rd or 4th favorite.)>>12859140

>>12859139
>high school football
I think that phrase cancels out at least a couple virgin tendencies.

[Anonymous No.12861189]

>>12859175
THIS

[Anonymous No.12861192]

I pass slow walkers because people on their phones are so fucking slow, and I wear headphones because >>>/mu/ and earbuds don't stay in my ears.

[Anonymous No.12861372]

>>12859110
hair overreacted until i went nopoo this week
and i wear neutral colors

[Anonymous No.12861385]

>>12859185
the autowalk is fucking real
the akward meandering shit i do when i havent eaten much and am going braindead is insufferable

[Anonymous No.12861417]

>>12859176
One na my fav

[Anonymous No.12861423]

>>12859110
>avoids eye contact
>feels the need to pass those slower than him

Fuck it all, lads

[Anonymous No.12861427]

>>12859110
sometimes after a night of doing some K i am very concerned about the way i am walking, i don't live too far from my friends but there's always police at a certain spot, i've got thrown in the drunk tank once because i was obliterated trying to get home which was just over the fence 20 feet away. good times

[Anonymous No.12861509]

>>12859171
puts quasimodo to shame

[Anonymous No.12861557]

>>12859110
>clothing is all neutral colored
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

i cannot be asked walking slowly behind other people, i've already got a chilled out pace and most people that walk slower than me are old as fuck and hardly even moving forward

[Anonymous No.12861657]

>>12859110
>looks below parallel
I've been tall since I was like 14, the world exists below parallel for me but I try to hold my head upright as much as I can.

>walks fast, long strides
I have long legs so my strides are naturally longer and thus I move a bit faster, but not to an autistic degree

>sometimes uses headphones
Walking places/between classes is some of the rare times I have to just listen to music, but it's not to escape conversations.

>Clothing is all neutral coloured
Almost, I try not to dress too brightly because I did when I was younger and I hate how cringey that was. I tend to keep towards earthy greens, oxbloods, and browns for colour for the most part (outside of the ususal blacks/greys/deep blues).

>insecure about how he walks
I fell off a roof when I was 17 and it fucked up my knees really badly, now my legs are sort of crooked and that on top of my wide hips makes me really self-conscious of how I walk

[Anonymous No.12861664]

>>12859217
If you've been raised with no taste, thinking there's no way out, etc., it's really hard to claw your way out.

It's like how, you or I could look at some tribesmen in the Amazon. Electricity and shit makes sense to us, but they have no context for it (or at least, none applicable to them).

If poor people improving themselves was as easy as people say it should be, no one would be poor.

[Anonymous No.12861694]

>>12861664
Most of the "super poor" have a smartphone in the first world. They give refugees iPads for christs sake. Some of the poorest populations in the most deprived ghettos (hint:blacks) walk around with Jordan's and iPhones despite not being able to pay rent. Everyone has access to the internet in the first world, bar children and the mentally handicapped who lack the agency to panhandle or go to a library. The "Amazon rainforest tribesman" comparison doesn't make sense and betrays your perception of poor people.

[Anonymous No.12861755]

>>12861385
>be sleep deprived
>have to move out of the way so the hallucinations can pass

[Anonymous No.12861831]

>>12861385
I remember a few times where I was taking tests and I was so sleepy the words would change in front of my eyes and I had to keep blinking so they stayed in place long enough for me to read.
I went to HS in sandiego so everyone is a short retard which meant If I wanted to look at someone I would tilt my head down.

I pretty much had the virgin walk nailed except for the back not being straight thing and the autowalk

[Anonymous No.12862123]

>>12859110

[Anonymous No.12863005]

>>12859148
wear hats fuckface

[Anonymous No.12863268]

>>12859110
>headphones
>space
>hand form if im not holding something
>need to pass
>almost only black coats

[Anonymous No.12863276]

>>12859110
I do the exact opposite except I sometimes walk fast, and I always walk with long strides.

[Anonymous No.12863305]

>>12860935
>>high school football

You'd be surprised how it is for the guys at the bottom of the program. Dad might make them play or maybe they want a little vicarious glory, either way they aren't well-suited and end up as hitting dummies on the practice squad. It can turn into really awful shit like getting bullied by 15+ people which opens the door for the one or two sadists of the group.

[Anonymous No.12863875]

>>12862123

[Anonymous No.12863936]

>>12861694
>the jordans and iphones meme
get off 4chan gramps

[Anonymous No.12864270]

*Sometimes I like to rapestare people but on autopilot I'll look away.

*Bad posture but I don't think it counts as a slouch. More of an ATP inward curve with forward head posture. My ATP is way better than it was but I still have weak abs and glutes.

[Anonymous No.12864573]

>>12859176
kek

[Anonymous No.12864942]

>>12859110
hair overreacting to wind and walks too fast

[Anonymous No.12864971]

>>12859110
i walk fast
that's about it
i hate slow walkers, especially when they're in a group and take up the whole sidewalk. i have places to be you faggots

[Anonymous No.12866137]

>>12861694
>>12859242

People like you are obnoxious because I'm starting to believe that people who make these types of arguments ACTUALLY think they're valid. For the longest time I just assumed it was trust fund babbies and brainwashed poor people making these types of arguments but now I realize people actually view the world like this. Like the level of detachment from reality expressed is fucking unreal. I'm pretty right wing but wouldn't think some sort of class uprising situation wouldn't be warranted

[Anonymous No.12866340]

>>12863875

[Pseudo Intellectual No.12867001]

Not a one. and I made that happen consciously. learning to dance made it all so obvious.

[Anonymous No.12867042]

>>12859110
fuck this is 1:1 my litle brother. How can i help him bust his cofidence? He is 17

[Anonymous No.12867061]

>>12861657
post webm of you walking

[Anonymous No.12867077]

I occasionally wear New Balance and walk fast with long strides because I have long ass legs, but honestly that's about it.

[Anonymous No.12867083]

>>12859110
Has this shitty meme been driven so far into the ground that no one even remembers anymore that the entire fucking point of it was that normal shit that everyone does was mixed in with the "autistic" side to fuck with insecure brainlets?

This garbage got fucked even harder than brain expansion charts were when people stopped being ironic with them

[Anonymous No.12867176]

Why do people act insecure when I walk behind them?

[Anonymous No.12867206]

>>12859171
how long until his spine actually starts going inwards

[Anonymous No.12867374]

>>12859110
Hair overreacts to wind
Clothing neutral color

That's it

[Anonymous No.12867418]

>>12861192
Get some IEMs and good memory foam tip like comply

[Anonymous No.12867432]

>>12859110
Almost all of them, I especially don't understand eye contact. I just instinctively look away if someone's coming toward me, I mean what else am I supposed to do? I'm pretty sure no one would actively try to make eye contact with me, so for me to do it would probably just make them uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.12867503]

>>12859110
was this inspired by Nathan Fielder?