why dont you smoke cigs, the most /fa/ pleasure?

[Anonymous No.12709529]

>keep you thin
>aesthetically pleasing
>shorten your life so you never become an old ugly un-effay hag

step up

[ري كظ R Y · Q V S S !KNDY.F27NY No.12709537]

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING REGARDING THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM “HELLO, BOY. IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.”

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND SAID “YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.”

THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY FOR DECADES, AND WHEN HE WAS AN OLD ADULT, HE FELL ILL, HIS VISCERA ROTTED, HIS SKIN DRIED UP AND SHRIVELED, THEN HE DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE “FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…”

[Anonymous No.12709539]

Because it's disgusting, and cancer is not fashionable.

[ري كظ R Y · Q V S S !KNDY.F27NY No.12709541]

ATTACHED TO THIS POST: THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

[Anonymous No.12709553]

>>12709539
hahahah imagine thinking buzzcuts and dying slowly aren't /fa/

[Anonymous No.12709943]

>>12709553
god tier nose and chin combo like fuck this guy

[Anonymous No.12709945]

The arab is schizo

[Anonymous No.12709953]

>>12709529
Dude you are such a sheep, the Jews really got you that easy?

[Anonymous No.12709954]

most /fa/ pleasure is drinking cheap vodka straight from the bottle. preferably alone, in the corner of a party

[Anonymous No.12710067]

yes when you're 15 it's pretty cool to smoke
I also used to enjoy that a lot
now I'm 25 and I hate the taste but I'd rather smoke than go through
2 weeks of total anxiety and decreased concentration
plus I smoke hash so it's pretty impossible for me to drop tobacco

[Anonymous No.12710262]

>>12710067
kys