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I'm bald now.

What clothing adjustments can I make in my life as a social leper to lessen the blows in my fragile follicular challenged existence?

I am not okay with wearing hats. I won't touch dick killing pills just for the chance of growing wispy shit on my head.

Are there any avenues that someone young and bald can take that aren't 100% committing to BALD ACTION MAN and shit?

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>>12694835
But dude, you might actually make a pretty good BALD ACTION MAN, I think.

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>>12694862
if only brendan could come to terms.

>> No.12694871

>>12694835
Baldness is the second most masculine trait after a full beard. My advice is to grow a full beard, keep what hair you have left very short, and go for a very masculine, powerful look. Get fit, maybe get tattoos (not sure I would go that route personally but it is an option), and adorn yourself with a bit of manly jewelry for make up for the failure of your hair to provide an attractive aura.

Good fashion genres for bald men are sleazecore and biker (which enhance the masculine traits), and preppy (which will contrast with masculine traits). /fa/ futurism and other shit will probably not fly, because baldness is a wise trait and a symbol of age and maturity.

>> No.12694950

>>12694871
not bad advice overall, but tats and jewelry are both super-over-the-top-gay

unless you're religious and just want a cross or symbol like that because it appeals to some sort of actual depth you have