unwearables

[Anonymous No.12655330]

stuff you cant wear - but would kinda like to
>neither suitable for work not for casual
>only for attractive people
>exclusive to wrong gender
>fictional characters / cringe 2 the maxx
>unaffordable / unique items
if you see something that makes you think of less unwearable alternatives,
you suggest these alternatives.

[Anonymous No.12655337]

>the tricorne
is it more cringy than the fedora?

[Anonymous No.12655343]

Something like what Coconuts is wearing here.

[Anonymous No.12655354]

I would wear a kigurumi and nothing else every day if I could

[Anonymous No.12655361]

autumn is approaching. and like every winter. the only acceptable beanies for men are slim ones.
you could literally knot a sweater on your head and it would be okay if you are a girl.
this winter i need something on my head that isnt a slim fit beanie.

[Anonymous No.12655370]

>>12655354
Ladies and gentlemen: /fa/

[Anonymous No.12655372]

>>12655343
This is very easy to pull off

[Anonymous No.12655374]

>>12655337
No, but I wouldn't see any sense in looking like I'm from 1770

[Anonymous No.12655377]

>man-buns
who would have thought that having your hair in a structured and neatly fixated way can look so fucking wrong

>>12655354
>>12655370
i see people on the train on some sort of panda or bear suits on a regular basis.
couple more years and you can wear them the same way its okay the wear 80ties most cringest(?) bullshit now because for no better reason than that its 80ties stuff

>>12655343
the tech wear folks seem to manage oversized outer shells quite well

[Anonymous No.12655380]

>>12655361
grow your hair out

[Anonymous No.12655386]

Robes and cloaks are pretty sweet but there's no way to wear them without looking like a LARPer

>simple
>functional
>looks cool
>works on both sexes

All other kinds of clothing seem decadent and unnecessary in comparison.

[Anonymous No.12655388]

>>12655377
>eightyties

[Anonymous No.12655392]

>>12655380
that is good advice, but at the moment i have pic related on my head and thats strictly incompatible with -20°C

[Anonymous No.12655399]

>>12655386
absolutely agree.

couple years ago when this "hipsters all over the place growing bears and buying fixie bikes" thing broke loose i thought, yeah, now is the time, robes are finally gonna be okay for everyday wear.
did not happen.
>why

[Anonymous No.12655407]

>>12655354
i feel obligated to post this image

[Anonymous No.12655416]

>>12655392
You have two choices.
Grow your hair out with that and try to make it work out, or cut it all down and start growing again.
It's your call on what you wanna sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.12655422]

>>12655407
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.12655612]

[Anonymous No.12655624]

This thread is my shit
DUMPING

[Anonymous No.12655626]

[Anonymous No.12655627]

[Anonymous No.12655631]

[Anonymous No.12655633]

[Anonymous No.12655634]

>>12655626
i was gonna say "what's unwearable about this" and then i saw the sandals
still could pull it off tho

[Anonymous No.12655637]

>>12655386
>>12655631
You can wear those, just don't be white and ugly.

I wear both and get nothing but compliments.

[Anonymous No.12655639]

>>12655626
This is all extremely wearable

[Anonymous No.12655642]

[Anonymous No.12655641]

How would you even get all this stuff?

[Anonymous No.12655646]

[Anonymous No.12655647]

i really like the look of berets on chicks but if you were wearing one id assume you were in a weird french phase

[Anonymous No.12655649]

[Anonymous No.12655650]

>>12655647

oh I got one for this too

[Anonymous No.12655654]

[Anonymous No.12655658]

>>12655649
Lantern sleeves and pants that pillow then go straight leg instead of boots would make this 10/10

[Anonymous No.12655659]

either one

[Anonymous No.12655662]

[Anonymous No.12655663]

[Anonymous No.12655664]

>>12655650
Not sure if this is a joke, but this outfit is dope. I wanna chat with this dude.

[Anonymous No.12655666]

[Anonymous No.12655670]

[Anonymous No.12655672]

[Anonymous No.12655675]

[Anonymous No.12655682]

[Anonymous No.12655690]

[Anonymous No.12655696]

[Anonymous No.12655728]

>>12655663
this is amazing and terrifying

[Anonymous No.12655759]

>>12655650
i doubt one could pull it off without the beard or with another skin tone, but on this specific dude it looks absolutely legit.

>>12655662
for those moments when you want to look like a office chair?

>>12655659
its just a little bit of blue on a soldiers head but it weighs so heavy.
i respect those people, but i would never want to wear those colors myself.
it comes with a responsibility that cannot possibly be fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.12655765]

this thread really proves how insecure and basic most of /fa/ is

[Anonymous No.12655767]

>>12655765

lmao im one person dumping 3/5 the content

[Anonymous No.12655772]

>>12655765
you mean that like
>if you had the self-confidence, you would wear cringe shit anyway
if so, i disagree.

nothing wrong with looking for some ideas on how to make your fit more fit for the society you intend to wear it in.
some stuff definitely is interesting, but needs some consideration before it can be formed into everyday wear.

[Anonymous No.12655781]

>>12655654
just mixing fabrics too much. either same fabric for all matching colors or reduce total colors, then its good.
>>12655624
this simply looks cheap.
proper color selection and less "dollar store" fabric types and the style might work
>>12655696
i cant find the photo but i have seen this white coat with black embroidery all over it. as long as it doesnt protrude as much as this thing, its probably okay to have a giant face on your coat aswell.
>>12655670
with legs like that you can wear it

[Anonymous No.12655805]

Fucking puttees. The leg wrap things. They look so good with this type of early 1900s work/combat boot but you can't wear puttees without looking like you just landed in Normandy. Even for innawoods you'll look like a reenacter

[Anonymous No.12655849]

>>12655386
There has to be some way to bring it back. Robes and cloaks have been a thing in most cultures but at least here in the west they've been dead and gone for a long time. What can we do to revive them?

[Anonymous No.12655851]

Frilly socks and converse would be something I'd love to wear but I'm w guy and don't want to look sissy. Also love neat fishnet stockings.

[Anonymous No.12655856]

Swords as fashion accessories, like pic related but a longsword not a disgusting katana

[Anonymous No.12655857]

>>12655856
Like this, I should have posted it instead

[Anonymous No.12655858]

>>12655637
post robe fit pic, please

[Anonymous No.12655861]

>>12655682
that ll bean patchwork jacket is one of my all time grails

[Anonymous No.12655864]

>>12655858
I don't take pictures of my clothing or really myself. Here's me now, it doesn't look like how it normally but I was in the process of changing dress.

Basically I have a growing collection of robes, cloaks, harem pants, lambas, loincloths, sarashi, etc... That I mix and match daily. This one was picked out to balance my towering head wrap with it's own set of patterns and those all compliment my jewelry and pieces I had on my arms and ankles.

[Anonymous No.12655878]

>>12655647
I bought a beret literally identical to that one the other day, and I think it looks really cute. I've gotten a couple compliments on it. But I do have a vagina.

[Anonymous No.12655908]

>>12655864

[Anonymous No.12655909]

How has no one posted this

[Anonymous No.12655915]

>>12655908
IDK it works the same way >>12655650
Works, pattern and color clashing but ultimately balanced by pants and headwrap.

[Anonymous No.12655928]

Just do it pussies

[Anonymous No.12655930]

>>12655909
because it looks stupid

[Anonymous No.12655932]

>>12655930
thats kinda the theme of the thread

[Anonymous No.12655965]

[Anonymous No.12655970]

>>12655857
I actually wish more clothes worked with belts like that. But there's nothing modern you can wear to justify that.

[Anonymous No.12655974]

>>12655932
no it isn't. The theme of the thread is things you would love to wear but wouldn't fit into our modern times. It doesn't have to look stupid.

[Anonymous No.12656006]

>>12655330
Got a nice Mexican poncho at the Mexican market, a simple one like pic. It is a lot like a light sweat shirt in it is a little warmer but very breathable and really cuts down the cold wind, perfect those days it is just a little chilly but not cold. I am a practical person and found it it works well, except ...
apparently a tall blond hair blue eyed boy can't wear one because

1. could hid a shotgun
2. security risk
3. it raciest
4. not socially acceptable
5. a fashion sin
6. it makes you a person of suspicion
7. you have to leave the the area if you continue to wear that
....
156. that shade of green doesn't go with your hair
...

I wore it one day and got stopped every five seconds for someone to complain about it from the Secret Service to an old lady in a walker to a school bus of rude children. I still have it but apparently I can't wear it anywhere, even my roommate banned it. But it perfect for long walks on slighting chilly days.

[Anonymous No.12656014]

>>12655965
Wtf is wrong with those shoes, looks like clown shoes and pants because of them

[Anonymous No.12656043]

>>12656006
that might actually be a pretty good suggestion, as it looks "socially acceptable" and the concerns may not apply to me.
i dont think many people in my country even know what a mexican looks like (i certainly dont) so i guess that suspicion thing will be okay for me.

[Anonymous No.12656084]

>>12656043
What country? Here in the USA lots of people look down on Mexicans as illegal criminal immigrant that steal job, new president got good reviews for the talking point of building a wall to keep'em out. So dressing like that is even more politically charged then it was back when I did it.

Mexican deserts have very dramatic daily hot and cold cycles and these work well as they make a dead air gap on the from and back of you which keeps the chilly wind away as well as the hot sun. The open sides let the moisture from sweat out so it doesn't get too muggy inside, and you can easily flap it open when it does. Given how the inside and outside temps range for me it works well, as I hate having to dress and undress as I enter and leave building through the day.

Also Mexican ponchos seem to have two major color patterns that one above and the much more colorful one closer to this cheap imitation. I think it had more to do with the region as Mexico is huge with many different groups.

Problem is this with a large Sombrero and a bottle of Tequila is sold as those stereotypical Mexican Halloween outfit, which is considered very cultural insensitive, pic. And looks nothing like modern Mexicans.

It funny how a long time ago clothes had been refined to be incredibly practical. Every part had a reason for being.

The famous English suit had all those layers because it was cold up there, yet it became the symbol of successful businessmen so people wear then in the hottest heat waves because it "proper business attire". That's not fashion, that stupidity. You can make expression with colors, patters and very small cuts, without significantly compromising function.

[Anonymous No.12656097]

>>12655647
You can wear one but you also need to have a baguette under your arm at all times.

[Anonymous No.12656102]

>>12655851
>loves frilly socks and fishnet stockings
>but doesn't want to look sissy

[Anonymous No.12656119]

>>12656006

came back cause I saw this, couldn't agree more. Ponchos and cloaks came back into for women last year and so badly did I want to jump on that but..

[Anonymous No.12656193]

>>12655330
wear whatever you want at home.

[Anonymous No.12656222]

Boilersuits look awesome but I have no reason to wear one. I bought this one and it was two sizes too big for me, too.

>>12655377
>>12655370
I watched a ballet and noticed a pair of dancers wearing animal onesies during the intermission, they'd probably make a pretty comfy post-workout suit.

[Anonymous No.12656255]

>>12656222
>look awesome
>no reason to wear one
What other reason do you need? That would look really good if you are tall enough.

>>12655330
damn I wish I could wear a robe. Does this kind have a specific name, with the flat fron?

[Anonymous No.12656335]

>>12655377
Man buns are fine it's top knots that suck. Just put the bun on the back of your head where a pony tail would be.

>>12655407

I don't want to wear this but I'm stoked someone is out there wearing this.

>>12655696

Amazing

>>12655767

Do want sans face paint

>>12656222

Super cute.

[Anonymous No.12656489]

>>12655654
Cat lady core lol

[Anonymous No.12656492]

>>12655672
Chill out Aladdin

[Anonymous No.12656591]

>>12655330

[Anonymous No.12656659]

>>12656119
I have a jacket similar to this except it doesn't have the huge cut in the middle and its olive. It's even a similar length and ive sewn some cool fabric scraps around high contact points to simulate boro. I know it's not exactly what you're looking for but I've received more compliments on that piece of clothing than anything else in my wardrobe, even from complete strangers in the stupid farm town I live in. I'd say definitely go for it if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.12656757]

>>12655690
this man literally dresses like any other afghan
Just cuz he burned down half of the country killing commies doesnt make his apparel any better

[Anonymous No.12656789]

>>12655861
err...
isn't that an A&F jacket?

[Anonymous No.12656849]

>>12655649
haider ackermann ss18

[Anonymous No.12656875]

[Anonymous No.12656880]

>>12656875

[Anonymous No.12656881]

I would like to make this my everyday style but its too out there for now. Its basically a dress. If I was gay that would be fine but im sure my girlfriend doesnt want to go shopping with me at target wearing this. She says it's cute but shes just being nice. Plus I cant wear this to work. I guess once I start teaching history it will be fine cause I can just say im wearing it to show how ancient greeks dressed.

[Anonymous No.12656882]

>>12655370

Thisistheodore wore this with a Cav Empt mask and an Acronym J28-K and made it look fucking litty

[Anonymous No.12656887]

>>12656881
the raw hems and loose threads around your neck do make you look like an insane LARPing homeless man

[Anonymous No.12656892]

Even though it's kind of a /k/ meme, I unironically love this look.

[Anonymous No.12656893]

>>12656892
Forgot the fucking picture again.

[Anonymous No.12656902]

>>12655631
dude pants like these are pretty comonplace, i'd wear them even to uni some timses if it's nice and sunny, get nothin but love. If you're out in the city or somethin though you might look like a bit of a hippie but you don't stick out that much.

[Anonymous No.12656905]

>>12655682
W2c that shirt

[Anonymous No.12656910]

>>12656887
Well it was just a test piece. Had to refit it quite a bit

[IGOR !QbkctierjM No.12656914]

prance around town in this heat

[Anonymous No.12656917]

>>12656006
from ireland and i wear my peruvian poncho all the time, me @ a rave.

i'd like one that's a bit shorter like only goes to my mid-thighs, this one covers my knees.

[Anonymous No.12657047]

I wish senpai

[Anonymous No.12657081]

always wanted to wear extremely short shorts.
with white sneakers, and a plain light colored regular shirt. And the shorts also need to be some light color like pastels. the only way it works in my head is if I have like absolute god tier legs. I would need to have the best looking, most muscular legs in the entire building, in every building I walk into, in order for this to work in my head. People have to mire the legs.
I am very aware of how homoerotic this is.
My legs are alright but not great so there's no way this would work without just being a nerdy looking runner guy.

[Anonymous No.12657111]

>>12655330
I've always wanted to dress like a Jojo character, maybe Giorno, Josuke, Kira, or Bucciarati.

[Anonymous No.12657269]

>>12657047
pretty much anything from naruto

[Anonymous No.12657283]

any cyberpunk shit
those big pirate jackets
uuhhh I don't know
>>12657269
looks like he's wearing F U L L R I C K

[Anonymous No.12657290]

>>12655624
this looks like something from a tim and eric sketch

[Anonymous No.12657299]

>>12657269
i'd love to wear fishnet shit all the time without looking like a dickhead.

[Anonymous No.12657405]

>>12657111
Relatable

[Anonymous No.12657532]

Can't get a good pic but the green leather chaps and light green shirt the bad guy wears in the flashback at the end of Once Upon a Time in the West

[Anonymous No.12657534]

[Anonymous No.12657539]

>>12655965
Looks like some JoJo's shit

[Anonymous No.12657575]

>>12656222
Why is this so hot there's no reason it should be hot

[Anonymous No.12657648]

>>12655849
>no one wears robes anymore

[Anonymous No.12657650]

>>12656659
pic pls

>>12657299
you mean like pic related?

>>12656881
sit down. inevitable happens. female students will not care about any greek stuff for the rest of the lesson.
>unless you are greek, that is

>>12657081
to be fair, getting your legs to "best in every building you walk into" state is a whole lot less effort than to get your upper body to that state.

[Anonymous No.12657665]

>>12657650
sort of like that. But in Naruto a lot of them wear net/mesh shirts under their jackets and stuff and I love the look of it but you'd look autistic and douchebag-y IRL

[Anonymous No.12657740]

>>12656006
As a mexican i never understood why the fuck everyone gets mad when people "steal" our culture when no mexican actually cares

[Anonymous No.12657787]

>>12656006
In case you want to know the different styles

[Anonymous No.12657797]

Is there a specific name for this? That is, Turbans from pre-modern Europe in a non-Middle Eastern/Indian/SEA context?

I can find depictions of this from the Renaissance (usually with a red turban) but nothing more, no name, no reason for doing this, etc. Googling anything about turbans just brings up Sikhs talking about their turbans and how they're not Muslims. Here's a bunch of said turbans:
https://www.pinterest.com/annefridholm/red-turban/?lp=true

Anyways, this counts because I'm White so I can't wear a turban.

[Anonymous No.12657802]

>>12657787
I actually have that same color Sarape

[Anonymous No.12657863]

>>12655672
white muslim convert is not a particularly /fa/ look

[Anonymous No.12657865]

>>12655965
those shoes make me think of kingdom hearts

[Anonymous No.12657924]

id like to wear anime/game clothes but i genuinely look like a monkey

[Anonymous No.12657931]

>>12656006
tfw when bought a plash palatka cape/poncho/tent but can never wear it outside the house.

[Anonymous No.12657975]

This hair

[Anonymous No.12658106]

>>12655650
cant wait to carve out an actualy style of my own

wow a master at work thanks anon

>>12655633
really wannna get into this

[Anonymous No.12658113]

>>12655650
btw this is the late artist, Issa Samb

[Anonymous No.12658126]

>>12655663

>NOOT NOOT!

[Anonymous No.12658157]

>>12655864
are you a white man? if so lmao

[Anonymous No.12658171]

>>12657650
I wish I could snag a pic of the jacket but I'm in the process of moving and it's buried deep in some box

[Anonymous No.12658232]

>>12655386
I have a monk robe like that. It's my "I'm home sick" gear. Monk robe + fluffy slippers. Pure Homercore.

[Anonymous No.12658241]

>>12655965
w2c shirt on right?

[Anonymous No.12658262]

>>12656119
where do i even buy something like this? i remember one picture in an inspo thread of some asians in new balances that was fairly similar to this

[Anonymous No.12658387]

>>12655641
You can always make ya own shit

[Anonymous No.12658395]

>>12655646
whole lotta gang shit

[Anonymous No.12658434]

>>12655663
yes in ukraine or 90's yugoslavia

[Anonymous No.12658451]

>>12655631
w2c?
I don't think looking up "hippie pants" works.

[Anonymous No.12658457]

>>12655805
I think they're okay to wear innawoods. Not only do they look nice, but they're also pretty practical.

Also pic related. Long black robes and capes are dreamy.

[Anonymous No.12659068]

>>12657787
Thank you, I learned something new.

>>12657648
>Wow, another thing to blame Hitler for, I am starting to think he was pure evil like they say.

Also tooth brush mustaches, I have one if people stopped calling it the Hitler mustache

>and claiming I am plotting genocide. I mean suurree, I am plotting genocide. But that no reason for being rude and the name calling

[Anonymous No.12659199]

>>12655386
Or you could actually be a monk.

[Anonymous No.12659210]

>>12655633
>>12658106
I like that someone cropped out his head because he kinda looks like a tool

[Anonymous No.12659215]

>>12658451
look up harem pants or thai fisherman pants or something

[Anonymous No.12659333]

>>12658451
these especially are called hill tribe pants, else you can look for Aladin/Sarouel pants
I'd like to wear all black ones but I have dreadlocks and don't want to come off as these hippies I despise

[Anonymous No.12659398]

>>12657740
It's the fucking chicANOs.

[Anonymous No.12659658]

>>12655330
I really wish I could dress like a Greek God without everyone around me thinking I'm actually insane or larping.

[Anonymous No.12659661]

>>12659658
or some other variation of Greek armor.

[Anonymous No.12659670]

keffiyehs or whatever they're called are aesthetic as FUCK.

[Anonymous No.12659696]

>>12655696
Holy shit that is AMAZING

[Anonymous No.12659697]

>>12656659
post pic of link to cop
been looking for something like that

[Anonymous No.12659708]

>>12655386
Move to Morocco

[Anonymous No.12659718]

I'd love to wear something like this after toning down the colours and adding a hood.

[Anonymous No.12659724]

>>12657650
Well yeah I am greek. So that helps

[Anonymous No.12659759]

>>12655666
>666
Noice

[Anonymous No.12659793]

I'd be wearing something like this if it would be acceptable

[Anonymous No.12659799]

>>12659658
>>12659661
Bro this is what greeks wore. But like armor is heavy and whats the point you cant sit very well and you wont be going in battle.>>12656881

[Anonymous No.12659802]

>>12659708
LOL No thanks, its a shithole

[Anonymous No.12659813]

>>12659799
>But like armor is heavy and whats the point you cant sit very well and you wont be going in battle
The point would be because it feels cool and would probably feel comfortable after awhile to wear, being physically fit wouldn't hurt in making the weight a non-issue. Also it would force you to sit with your back straight, head up, and shoulders back so it would also help you improve your posture.

[Anonymous No.12659819]

>>12659670
ten years ago everyone was wearing them
it was pretty awful

you can't get away with it now because cultural appropriation and blanket arab hate

[Anonymous No.12659933]

>>12659813
If you live anywhere hot youll pass out from the heat. It bakes you. If you wear a linothorax or a spolas it wont be as bad but still its too cumbersome. You cant drive well or pick up things on the ground as easily. Plus dude its armor. Its like walking around wearing full plate or modern body armor.

[Anonymous No.12659965]

>>12659802
Good food though.

[Anonymous No.12660004]

>>12655641
fancy

[Anonymous No.12660010]

>>12655330
Comfy Kimono

[Anonymous No.12660021]

>>12659819
Nobody wore them properly though. They just did pic related and that was about as far as they'd take it.

[Anonymous No.12660056]

desu I'd steal Goku's fit if I could find similar boots. Tempted to sew my own vest for it tbhfam

[Anonymous No.12660074]

>>12659933
then wear a modern material like leather with the design.

[Anonymous No.12660093]

>>12660074
>leather
>modern

[Anonymous No.12660098]

>>12660093
It would look more modern than wearing genuine iron gold or brass

[Anonymous No.12660208]

>>12660098
Bro you are so wrong in terms of what materials ancient greek armor was made of that I cant tell if youre shitposting or not.

[Anonymous No.12660220]

>>12660208
Modern reproductions don't use bronze and actual armor from that time period costs thousands and thousands of dollars.

[Anonymous No.12660242]

>>12660220
Yes they do use bronze and it's not thousands of dollars. Hundreds yes. Actually you can make it yourself. To make this linothorax it was less than 70 dollars. 150 for the helmet. A shield is easily made for less than 100

[Anonymous No.12660261]

>>12655909
AND I GOT RICK ON MY FEET

[Anonymous No.12660266]

a poncho

[Anonymous No.12660321]

>>12657797
I wonder if it's some old school Shriner type thing?

[Anonymous No.12660335]

>>12657797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientalism

Essentially, once trade between Europe and the Middle East increased in the later middle ages, the first weaboos were invented

The turban you see on van Eyck is the same as a Middle Eastern one, or rather, it's a fanciful imitation. Like when you see a 300 lb hambeast in a polyester "kimono" at a sakura festival

[Anonymous No.12660360]

>>12660266
this but also middle east steppes style cloaks

[Anonymous No.12660361]

>>12657797
That's a Chaperon not a turban fyi

[Anonymous No.12660406]

something akin to this

[Anonymous No.12660407]

>>12655392

[Anonymous No.12660411]

>>12655666
Satan trips confirms my new style

[Anonymous No.12660414]

>>12660411
dubs confirms since this is how I dress already

[Anonymous No.12660415]

>>12655330

[Anonymous No.12660420]

>>12657648
kurwa

I want to wear one of these so fucking bad it is the cutest thing ever but I am a 182 cm Slav with wide shoulders

[Anonymous No.12660455]

pantacourts in general

[Anonymous No.12660459]

>>12660420
L O N D O N

[Anonymous No.12660474]

>>12660459
you WHAT?

[Anonymous No.12660491]

>>12660474
pls be in london

[Anonymous No.12660504]

I just want a giant coat

[Anonymous No.12660509]

>>12660491
I am a Man in Poland

[Anonymous No.12660512]

Why the fuck are cloaks not a thing anymore?
They look so fucking cool

Also no women wear skirts anymore, main reason I love Japan, skirts with high socks is so aesthetically pleasing

[Anonymous No.12660513]

[Anonymous No.12660544]

>>12655330
>chelsea boots
>workwear/slp-inspired stuff
>rings and painted nails
>tattoos

i'm 19 and still babyfaced and androgynous-looking so a lot of this workwear/SLP stuff comes off (especially) gay on me. hopefully i lose some buccal fat and my stubble matures soon

i'm still uncertain of my career choice and i really want a forearm tattoo, but i'll wait and see what uni course i end up doing

oh and sydney weather permits this kind of fit for about 3 weeks a year, the rest of the time it's t-shirt and jeans weather

>>12655377
completely agree, you need good facial structure for this. long hair has got a lot of styles to suit different face shapes but man bun is the buzzcut of long hair, it's so particular. especially if you can't grow a beard

>>12655386
just dress like the dude––robe, bunny slippers, sunglasses, ciggy, headphones. that's a dream of mine

>>12655647
>tfw no beret gf to vandalize billboards of corporate conglomerates to along the watchtower

>>12655682
i always feel like if i was carrying illegal shit, i WOULDN'T want to dress like that, like not even wear a DARE shirt or anything

>>12655696
>what, pharell wore that hat
>*looks down*

>>12658395
i wish i had rokits that size. or monitors at all

>>12660056
this looks very high fashion to me, i wonder if there's an example of something similar on a runway already

[Anonymous No.12660569]

>>12660513
how is this at all unwearable

[Anonymous No.12660577]

>>12660420
M A L E I N S P O
I Want to wear one to if is made like this

[Anonymous No.12660690]

>>12660242
When there are literal larpers on 4chan...

[Anonymous No.12660698]

>>12660690
Im an archaeology student bro

[Anonymous No.12660708]

>>12658157
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

[Anonymous No.12660796]

I just wanna wear a suit and turtleneck all of the time.

[Anonymous No.12660814]

>>12660796
how is this unwearable?
even if you're a girl I could see this looking cool

the only possible problem I see is people thinking you're a stuck up twat

[Anonymous No.12660821]

>>12655654
Fable 2 villager core

[Anonymous No.12660854]

A Slayer Snuggie

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[Anonymous No.12660957]

>>12660955

[Anonymous No.12660962]

>>12660957

[Anonymous No.12660965]

>>12660962

[Anonymous No.12660970]

>>12655330
chokers
arm warmers

[Anonymous No.12660972]

>>12660965

[Anonymous No.12660977]

>>12660972

[Anonymous No.12660982]

>>12660977

[Anonymous No.12660990]

>>12660972
Looks pretty wearable to me, if you're out hiking or something.

[Anonymous No.12661299]

>>12660335
>>12657797
It's a late medieval thing. I came in this thread to post this. Philip the Good wore is the most popular one who wore it, I think.

Many examples found in the game Witcher 3.

[Anonymous No.12661316]

I mean, I'm Asian, but...

[Anonymous No.12661328]

[Anonymous No.12661346]

I'd really like to wear really big goggles
that and >>12660955 pretty much this, capes are the shit.

[Anonymous No.12661363]

Tweed shooting gear

[Anonymous No.12661367]

>>12655856
truuu, I wanna wear a katana to university...

[Anonymous No.12661377]

>>12659708
Just got back from a month there. The only people wearing those are old people and people going to mosque. You'll still look like a sperg

[Anonymous No.12661433]

>>12655626
what is unwearable here

[Anonymous No.12661451]

>>12655856
>>12655857
move to texas, my man

[Anonymous No.12661587]

>>12655330
nazi fashion

not even far-righter but they look good to me

[Anonymous No.12661594]

>>12655343
what core is this?

[Anonymous No.12661598]

>>12661594
Techwear my guy

[Anonymous No.12661666]

>>12660569
Apart from the unjustifiable price point: the cringyness of a western person wearing a kimono

[Anonymous No.12661706]

>>12655337
Historically what was the use of the tricorne? Most if not all hats today function to block the sun but that design wouldn't help in that respect unless the sun was at 12.

[Anonymous No.12661789]

>>12661706
the shape seems like it wouldve evolved from a simple round brimmed hat. I would guess that people began tying or buttoning the brim onto the sides whenever the brim got in the way of what they were doing, and it eventually became a its own style of hat?

[Anonymous No.12661944]

>>12660455
as long as they are on female legs, im cool with crop pants.
for more formal cirumstances, those that imitate the looks of a long skirt matched with a suitable top are most excellent.

for men, linen fabric and darker colors and some shoes that deserve to be showcased that way and youre good to go too.

[Anonymous No.12661960]

>>12660796
>make turtleneck different color
>add proper socks
>if you want to put your hands in your pockets, buy something that has pockets not this crap
>thinner soles, looks like he wants to cheat for an extra centimeter body height
i still dont get why you would wear so much black but after some minor changes this is okay.
not great, but okay.

[Anonymous No.12661971]

>>12661706
its not a farmer pleb hat. its something worn on ships and in cities.
its not supposed to keep the sun out of your eyes, its supposed to cover your head in something rather stylish and large, yet with 3 sides folded its small enough to just tuck it under your shoulder when you are not wearing it (inside that would have been rather rude)

[Anonymous No.12662048]

>>12661944
I think if you got a feminine style already, then you can easily go for cropped pants

[Anonymous No.12662150]

>>12661971
>>12661706
>The tricorne appeared as a result of the evolution of the broad-brim round hat used by Spanish soldiers in Flanders during the 17th century.[5] By pledging (binding) the brims, a triangular shape was obtained. This shape was favored by Spanish soldiers, as when standing at arms their muskets could be held at their shoulders right or left without hitting the hat brim. War broke out between France and Spain in 1667 over the Spanish Netherlands, and during the subsequent struggle its use spread to the French armies. The style was brought back to France, where its usage spread to the French population and the royal court of King Louis XIV, who made it fashionable throughout Europe, both as a civilian and military wear. By the end of the 17th century, the tricorne was popular in both civilian fashion and in military uniforms. They remained one of the predominant European styles of hat throughout the 18th century. In the United States, only the first five Presidents, from George Washington to James Monroe, wore this style of hat according to the fashion of the 18th century.[6][7] James Monroe earned the nickname "The Last Cocked Hat"[8] because of this.
Google is your friend.

[Anonymous No.12662163]

>>12655612
you wanna wear yara?

[Anonymous No.12662497]

The traditional parka design looks super good to me. The only thing keeping me from getting one is the price desu. Might see if I can buy the bare hides and sew it myself.

[Anonymous No.12662525]

>>12655672
I fw it

[Anonymous No.12662712]

>>12659068
I'm not saying hitler was why people stopped wearing coats like that I was just saying they are modern robes, but the only pictures I had of them were of hitler wearing one

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>>12657648
"My spirit will rise from the grave and everybody will know that I was right ... about fashion"

[Anonymous No.12662959]

>>12655654
I've been to shops that sell this kinda clothing, it's awesome. Like an rpg character

[Anonymous No.12662962]

>>12655672
Sure just get rid of the beard ffs..wow

[Anonymous No.12662968]

>>12655672
David Myatt?

[Anonymous No.12663066]

>>12655672
if you can't grow a good beard, don't grow a beard.

[Anonymous No.12663070]

>>12660504
buy a parka one size too big?

[Anonymous No.12663103]

ok i genuinely want to start wearing capes/cloaks/loose, baggy unfitted outerwear. what is a good resource for stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.12663152]

>>12662497
just hunt the bear yourself retard

[Anonymous No.12663206]

>>12663152
>Bear
Haha, you don't know how parkas are made, son. You'd end up with a 50lb parka if you used bear hide. IIRC, The traditional parka was made out of caribou for the outside, seal for an inner waterproof layer, down feathers stuffed inside, and arctic fox for the rim around each opening. The combination of all that makes a parka that's good down to -50C or thereabouts.

[Anonymous No.12663225]

>>12655772
Why do you care so much about others opinion of you

[Anonymous No.12663229]

>>12663206
>not wearing a 50lb parka

I bet you don’t even have your forklift license

[Anonymous No.12663231]

>>12655386
>I wear robes like this in public 24/7
>normals think you're a cultist member, or on your way to a LARP convention

niggas ain't about that magecore lifestyle

[Anonymous No.12663235]

>>12663229
H-How did you know...?

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>>12661316
that looks mad comfy

[Anonymous No.12663311]

>>12660544
No one cares

[Anonymous No.12663349]

w2c literally everything itt

[Anonymous No.12663351]

>>12663070
I'm pretty tall and have a Canada goose jacket, they just get fatter not longer

[Anonymous No.12663388]

- Pic related (for when it's sunny and hot as fuck)
- An actual fedora (not a fucking trilby)
- A kilt
- A satchel, or some kind of "man bag"

[Anonymous No.12663398]

>>12655361
Would kill for that bone structure

[Anonymous No.12663401]

>>12663388
And speaking of hot-as-fuck weather, maybe one day a combination of pollution and global warming might make something similar to pic related fashionable:

- Hood as well as tinted face mask to protect from intense sun
- Some sort of filter for air pollutants

[Anonymous No.12663409]

>>12660544
>Sydney
That explains it.

[Anonymous No.12663502]

I just wish I could walk around holding a uv protected sun umbrella without being called Sammy Sosa or Micheal Jackson.

[Anonymous No.12663687]

>>12655666
Ha ha! Time for breaching!

[Anonymous No.12663879]

>>12660698
hey me too

[Anonymous No.12664607]

>>12660491
>>12660509
I laffed

[Anonymous No.12664631]

if i can't dress like this then what's the point

[Anonymous No.12664708]

>>12655851

yeah nigga you got the gay

[Anonymous No.12664717]

>>12656006

just wear that shit dude. it looks dope.

next time somebody complains just whip out your shotty and blast the fool.

[Anonymous No.12664755]

>>12656893
i like this

[Anonymous No.12664821]

I just wanna go mostly topless with comfy sparkly silk, dammit.

>tfw I live in a cold country so its even less feasible

[Anonymous No.12664847]

Wish I could walk around bare chested without feeling like a redneck or a poser.

[Anonymous No.12664928]

>>12664821
off-topic, but damn yul brynner was effay af

[Anonymous No.12664953]

>>12660698
More like future McDonald's employee.

[Anonymous No.12664997]

>>12663401
Lets make this happen, you and me. Start idling your car, it'll pay off in a few years

[Anonymous No.12665238]

>>12660360
looks so fucking comfy

[Anonymous No.12666326]

>>12657797
>>12661299

>>12660361
This.

It's just one of those long piped hoods. In the 13th century in hot weather, peasants would put the face-hole on top of their head and pile the rest of the hood on top of it to keep it off their neck. By the 14th century nobles had adopted it in an effort to seem more humble and down-to-earth.

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>>12655672
fuck off kufr

[Anonymous No.12667133]

>>12659658
the greek gods were naked you fag. look it up, any sculpture.

[Anonymous No.12667157]

>>12664953
Theres always work here in greece for archaeology. Its not like America where you have no history to dig up

[Anonymous No.12667159]

>>12667157
kek

[Anonymous No.12667162]

>>12667133
Bruh what?

[Anonymous No.12667168]

>>12667162
Here's a Greek god, as depicted by the ancient Greeks themselves.

[Anonymous No.12667223]

>>12667168
Unbelievable he fucked many bitches with his close combat sting

[Anonymous No.12667408]

>>12667168
Heres one with them wearing clothes. Its art you faggot. The greeks loved the human figure so of course theyd have nude ones

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>>12667411
These wide brimmed bamboo hats.

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>>12664631
In scotlandistan we wear these to weddings.

[Anonymous No.12667574]

When will cloaks replace coats as go-to winterwear?

[Anonymous No.12667577]

>>12667427
my mom wears that when she's gardening.

[Anonymous No.12667584]

>>12661316
Your fault for not winning WWII. Japanese formalwear could've become global by now.

[Anonymous No.12667714]

>>12655696
for when you wanna go for that "haunted" look

[Anonymous No.12667724]

>>12655759
>respecting blue helmets
literally first to get murdered if civil war breaks out
this is a written threat, i will kill any and all UN peacekeeping forces that I see in a state of emergency

[Anonymous No.12667742]

>>12667724
Alright chill out you edgelord neckbeard

[Anonymous No.12667745]

>>12660513
love the colors. so winter-esque

[Anonymous No.12667746]

>Dresses
>Chokers
>Berets

I'm a skinny guy with long hair and a pretty androgynous face. I sorta just wish people didn't give as much of a fuck about the gender of clothes and were more chill about letting people wear what they want to. I don't look half bad in a dress, and women can wear guy's clothes and nobody bats an eyelid, so why should it be different when a guy wants to wear a dress?

[Anonymous No.12667755]

>>12667746
gAyYyY

[Anonymous No.12667797]

As a skinny guy I wish I could wear girls short shorts, leggings/tights, skirts, crop tops, and maybe some light makeup, so pretty much a feminine look I guess

[Anonymous No.12667874]

>>12667746
Move to vancouver. I saw a couple guys wearing booty shorts and carrying purses last night. Nobody bats an eye because they'll get beat up if they do.

[Anonymous No.12667885]

>>12655392

yfw khoa is fa

[Anonymous No.12667982]

>>12659793
I wear shit like this all time time, casual gothic lolita and casual lolita in general are acceptable as long as you're attractive, I get a lot of compliments.

[Anonymous No.12668004]

>>12667982
but anon, thats a boy and that other anon is also probably a boy!

[Anonymous No.12668009]

>>12655330
I would dress like a priest.

[Anonymous No.12668260]

This hat

[Anonymous No.12668261]

>>12668260
Traditional Russian clothing

[Anonymous No.12668262]

>>12668261
French sailors

[Anonymous No.12668274]

>>12655330
>tfw you're not a musician in the 60's to rock out these fits

[Anonymous No.12668279]

>>12667411

[Anonymous No.12668289]

>>12667797
you're a male that wants to appear as a woman? you want to dress like a homosexual?

[Anonymous No.12668298]

>90% of cdg
got too over hyped after the converse collab, designs dont have the same pop now

[Anonymous No.12668299]

>>12655330
i found my kung fu gi and was thinking about how to work it into a fit but shits baggy on the sides

[Anonymous No.12668305]

>>12656006
mi broder just tell the gringos that its actually for a fisftfull of dollars thing


dude, srs, i'm pretty sure that's unbeatable rhetoric "the simple poncho is part of our cultural history too"

[Anonymous No.12668551]

>>12663103
Seseña for sure.
https://www.sesena.com/en/men-capes/

[Anonymous No.12668573]

>>12660796
I feel you senpai
Tried it in a casual scene once, got a lot of mixed comments.

Maybe I should just get better friends

[Anonymous No.12668586]

>>12667745
Exactly! I'd love to own one of these though I missed them when they released and the few that have popped up on Grailed have been out of my price range

[Anonymous No.12668655]

>>12657648
Those are robes?

[Anonymous No.12668664]

>>12660690
Yeah, who the fuck knew there were NERDS posting here? Wtf am I right brah?

[Anonymous No.12668744]

>>12661346
I own goggles but I'm too scared/ashamed to wear them in public

[Anonymous No.12668754]

>>12668744
>>12661346
kek
i just finished reading Goggles.

[Anonymous No.12668866]

>>12659718
Go for it dude.

[Anonymous No.12668879]

>>12668754
Can I be an anime character yet?

[Anonymous No.12668884]

>>12668754
Can I be an anime character yet?

[Anonymous No.12668921]

>>12660544
theyre not even that big (those monitors). get hs8s theyre the best

[Anonymous No.12668940]

>>12668884
Put on a bandana and make your hair all spiky. Then you're golden.

[Anonymous No.12668990]

>>12655856
r/mallninjashit

[Anonymous No.12669007]

>>12656881
Looks nice except the sandals and collar make you look homeless.

[Anonymous No.12669016]

>>12669007
>Implying that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.12669018]

[Anonymous No.12669113]

Full body suit, not this one specifically but just to get the idea

[Anonymous No.12669628]

>>12655851
pretty gay. looks good but totally gay.