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hi /fa/, how to be a top-tier hipster?

>> No.12606629

>>12606622
First of all, set up a rickety vintage chair in the centre of a room.
Next, hang a handmade tibetan noose from your fair-trade organic gluten free ceiling fan.
Wrap said noose around your neck and stand on said rickety chair. Kick the chair away and hang for a really hip death with organic feces pooling in your skinny jeans as you fade away into the obsidian fair-trade black.

>> No.12606633

Live inside a generic furniture shop display?

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bump

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emulate captain fantastic lifestyle

be fit and most of all, white with blue eyes

>> No.12606732 [DELETED] 

test

>>>/int/77195076

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>>12606723
imagine CLEANING that place, dusting all that useless garbage

>> No.12606758

>>12606622
have rich parents

>> No.12606763

>>12606622
W2C jacket?

>> No.12606786

>>12606758
Most important one. The only difference between a shitgagging hipster and a doomed artist-writer is the financial situation.

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Be a fashion obsessed cannibal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCXkXyRWyPQ

>> No.12606864

>>12606839
neither of them were fashion obsessed

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>>12606864
Buffalo Bill was obsessed with a body suit and was constantly working on it.

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>>12606871
only the cannibal was the fedora fag

>> No.12606894

>>12606622
Hipsters aren't cool anymore , out of touch

Seattle/portland tier fags

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>>12606622
ok this is a pnw nomadic hipster guide

>thick beard
>thrift stores most of time
>buy lots of thick fabric flannels and plain tshirts
>tight af skinny jeans black or navy, khaki chino
>dark brown or black boots, white converse
>birkenstocks with wool socks
>patagonia fleece
>beanie
>volkswagen camper 76
>A frame wooden cabins only
>liberal views only
>white qts only
>canon dslr and a must film camera and fujifilm polaroid
>move to portland asap
>choose a freelance career
>indie music, films and books only
>iceland is your holiday spot
>your favorite states are washington, oregon, montana and alaska

congratulations you're now a pnw hipster

>> No.12607028

>>12606936
wew lad, nice guide anon

>> No.12607041

>using the word hipster in 2017
are you a child?

>> No.12607093

>>12606629
topkek

>> No.12607112

>>12606936
This is mostly true except for white qts only. Lots of mixed race girls up here.

>> No.12607153

>>12607112
you're right anon
i mentioned white qts only because all the pnw hipster photographers shoot/hangout white models all the time

>> No.12607407

>>12606936
autisticly true