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Goodnight sweet prince
How long until Barrett is bald

>> No.12576428

>>12576127
Surely he will overdose on fin before he lets himself go bald

>> No.12576487

>>12576127
what in the world is going on with that nigga's scalp?

>> No.12576493

>>12576127
ugly male here, anyone else feel a bit better about themselves looking at this picture?

that racist douchebag is gonna get rekt

>> No.12576541
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Its not looking good

>> No.12576546

>>12576493
In what way is he racist? Pretty sure he's fairly left-wing anti-Trump etc etc

>> No.12576547

>>12576127
I wonder what it feels like to be a perfect 10 male model on top of the world like that, and then to start losing your hair at the age of 20.

If he doesn't get hair plugs he'll be fucked. Even if he does it's just delaying the inevitable.

>> No.12576549

>>12576546
But don't you know? DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!

>> No.12576561

>>12576549
Isn't he australian

>> No.12576564

>>12576561
it was a joke. Yeah he is.

>> No.12576571

how does he conceal it
thats crazy

>> No.12576584

>>12576546
Left wing and anti Trump aren't good traits.

>> No.12576610

>>12576127
Christ, that looks terrible, poor guy.
I hope he'll be able to get a transplant or something

>> No.12576618

>>12576584
I'm right wing and anti-Islamic but still unsure how the guy is racist
Keen to know though because according to people I know who he went to school with he was a fuckhead

>> No.12576645

I just looked on google images of his most recent photos and none of them look like he is balding to me at all.

>> No.12576682

>>12576645
yeah i think something else is going on in the OP pic, it would in general be super weird to start balding from that area first

>> No.12576709

>>12576645
That is a recent photo and his dad is bald. Certainly possible

>> No.12576732

>>12576584
Yeah, you tell em Sieg!

>> No.12576767
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Here's one from May and it doesn't look like that. The loss in the OP looks off to me.

>> No.12576807

>>12576127
who is this?

>> No.12576819

>>12576807
My dad

>> No.12576827
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>>12576807
That's fucking Jordan Kale Barrett, male model with almos perfect face features.

>> No.12576830

>>12576827
Weird lookin eyes. If I didn't know australian, I'd guess finnish or slavic.

>> No.12576844
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12576844

>>12576830
Those are aesthetic eyes, sign of good ortibal rim development aka good genes = attractive, most models have these eyes, unlike average buggy eyes.

>> No.12576847

>>12576127
Why all models have perfect teeth?

>> No.12576890

>>12576847
You don't get to be a model without good teeth.

>> No.12576922
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>>12576847
bc theyre models mayb?????

>> No.12576928

>>12576847
Many models have snaggled teeth, especially the women.

>> No.12576931

>>12576830
as a Finn I can't say I've ever seen this type of eye structure in a fellow Finn. Epicanthic fold occurs in about 2% of the Finnish population though, and looks a lot different than that, (see asians for reference).

>> No.12576941

>>12576827
goofy ears tho

>> No.12577019
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12577019

>>12576584

>fat

>> No.12577020

>>12576928
this

but they never get them fixed since it might interfere with their facial structure

>> No.12577215

>>12576767
If you cant see the obvious comb-over in this pic then you're very slow

>> No.12577324

>>12576931
Mongolians are notable forefathers of finns so i could see it being tru

>> No.12577330

>>12576584
you're such a cliche

>> No.12577340

if models are so pretty then why does it matter if they dont have full hair to frame their face / hide their scalp?

or is it that it's all smoke and mirrors

>> No.12577351

>>12577215
I was blinded by his immaculate face

>> No.12577397

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b_rcG4A_iw

hes looking good to me

>> No.12577406

>>12576767
Concealed by good styling. The corners are thinning/receding tho. I hadn't noticed until now.

>> No.12577415

>>12577397
couldnt there have been some skinny chick with this guy in the video, this is boring to watch with her

also all this guy does is prance around borderline mindlessly

>> No.12577460

Balding aside he's a weird looking guy desu.

>> No.12577475
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12577475

>>12576847

>> No.12577580

Realistically, what do you think he should he do?

>> No.12577599

>>12576807
you must be slow if you don't know Jordan Barrett is

obviously a normie that doesnt pay any shits to the fashion world

>> No.12577602

>>12577580
B U Z Z

>> No.12577671

>>12576127
what the fuck? is this photoshopped?

>> No.12577677

>>12577602
I think he's past gone for a buzz based off >>12576541 He needs full shave. But his career is probably over at that point. Its impossible for models to look youthful bald.

>> No.12577680

>>12577580
minoxidil
finasteride
nizoral
microneedling
buzz it then hair transplant
use powder that cover it

>> No.12577747

>>12577475
Gums can be pushed up?

>> No.12577779

>>12577747
pushing the gums up would be very stupid, what you want to to is shorten the bone above it so just less of it shows

>> No.12577780

>>12576127
How is it possible to go bald at such a young age? Poor guy.

>> No.12577789

>>12577780
lol tons of guy here are 20 and looks like that, he is also like 25 not 20

>> No.12577807

>>12577340
Because full hair to frame their face / hide their scalp contributes to making them as beautiful as they are.

>> No.12577833

>>12577789
why does he lie about his age

>> No.12577839
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12577839

an absolutely revolting sight to see

>> No.12577846

>>12577833
because he is a model

>> No.12577870

>>12577839
Thankyou baldchan

>> No.12577871

>>12577839
B-buh-but just shave it bro! Girls totally dig bald guys! The Rock is bald!

>> No.12577885

>>12577789
Source? That he is actually 25?

I looked but couldn't find anything

>> No.12577893
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12577893

>>12577789
yea right

this is him a few years ago.

>> No.12577898

>>12577885
No, he's not. Born in 1996.

>> No.12577933

>>12577789
Stop coping, hes 20

>> No.12577941

>>12576546
Because he's white and has a healthy self esteem

>> No.12577953

It really doesn't matter he's got people around him that won't let him go bald as he is their investment

He'll get transplants and be fine. Only poor people have to worry about going bald

>> No.12577954

>>12577885
>>12577893
>>12577898
>>12577898
>>12577933
http://lookism.net/Thread-News-Jordan-Barrett-EXPOSED

>> No.12577957

>>12577871
yeah but the rock isnt white
all bald white people look the same
>>12577839
alien looking mf

>> No.12577960

>>12576127
I'm 24 and I'm balding in the same way
It doesn't bother me anymore

>> No.12577972

>>12577960
I'm 24 an balding in the same way. I wanna kms.

>> No.12577975

>>12577972
lol pussy

>> No.12577985

>>12577975
Eh. I got literally nothing else going right for me though. Hair loss at least is just natures way of making me look like the loser I am.

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>>12576807

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>>12577954
>lookism.net

lmao

also this is barrett in 2011

cmon man

>> No.12578001

>>12577954
>thinking this is real

>> No.12578020

>>12576827
lmao he looks like carrot top.

>> No.12578073

>>12576547
I'm sure his bank account will console him

>> No.12578087

>>12576547
Hey, he got to have it for a little while, which is more than can be said of any of us.

>> No.12578114

>>12576584
he'd be twice as aesthetic if he was right wing, autistic and fat like u, sieg

>> No.12578115

>>12578087
the candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

>> No.12578159

>>12577839
You don't know the shape of his skull and if he showed himself in public he'd be darker

>> No.12578170

>>12577989
What's the point of being a 10 if you're only seen with 6's?

>> No.12578179
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tfw I have similar messed up ribs

>> No.12578229

>>12578115
Lamo fagt.

>> No.12578231

>>12578179
Mine look like that. I didn't know it was abnormal?

>> No.12578304

>>12576127
holy shit what the fuck happend to him?

>> No.12578408

>>12577019
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>> No.12578425

>>12577599
Lol relax, you probably just found /fa/ within the last year. This dude is Luka Sabbat tier, only "famous" through the internet

>> No.12578663

>>12578425
This

>> No.12578664

>>12578425
>only famous through the internet
That would mean something if it was 1992

>> No.12578683

He's probably just not eating enough to get his nutrients, unhealthy lifestyle etc.

>> No.12578684

>>12578683
He would eat the best food possible especially compared to most 20 year olds (who aren't usually this bald) and have a stress free life.
The boy has shit hair genetics but his money will save him with surgery

>> No.12578880

>>12576682
probably a fucked up scalp problem or something it looks way too weird to be alopecia

>> No.12578882

>>12578159
ready to defend your prince, he's going to look so fucking stupid regardless

>> No.12578885

>>12578684
im pretty sure jordan eats cocaine for breakfast

>> No.12578991

>>12578885
Nah, I follow him on insta and snap(no homo). Dude is always eating a fuck load of berries and other fruits. cocaine too no doubt

>> No.12579034

>>12576844
Man this board is beyond salvation...

>> No.12579816

>>12576931
seconded
t. fellow finn
He looks like an anglo to me desu

>> No.12579855

He looks like max verstappen