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12405224 No.12405224[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

is it true that eating pizza will make your jaw look like this?

>> No.12405236

I've never heard that before. maybe gum would work better

>> No.12405245

>>12405224
Eating loads of MDMA will get your jaw like that.

>> No.12405414

>>12405224
yeah. make sure it has extra cheese on it, and bacon, too

>> No.12405423

how to be handsome all american boy? pizza, baseball cap, what else...

>> No.12405474

>>12405224

Yes. The muscles in your jaw are scientifically known to move when you chew. uh oh better kill yourself now for being ugly

>> No.12405512

>>12405423
blonde hair. not bleach blonde though, it has to look natural

>> No.12405674

there are pics of him when he looked ugly af with a bloated face and had a weak jaw. he is a god when it comes to aesthetics maxing because he got jaw surgery, hypertrophied the fuck out of his masseter muscles by probably chewing a lot, lost some weight, and got a tan. i can't find a pic because i forgot his name but he legit ascended. his only flaw is that his skull looks small compared to other people's. He is an inspiration to me desu even though his jaw looks obviously fake in some pics

>> No.12405890

>>12405224
>"who the fuck cares"

>> No.12405898

>>12405674
>his only flaw is that his skull looks small compared to other people's
bet he has also has a pencil neck and just overall small frame

When will incels learn that you can't fraud mother nature! Your subhuman hormonal profile and poor development will ALWAYS be on display. You were not meant to reproduce, you are a born cuckold!

Surgery = Scam

>> No.12406252

>>12405898
surgery is not always a scam wtf?! it's the only way to ascend if born with incel traits. you think this pencil necked pretty boy Chad does not slay because of his small skull?? LMFAOO!! surgery is your friend.