Green text your day

[Anonymous No.12273647]

Everyone rate how /fa/ out of ten

[Anonymous No.12273653]

>>12273647
> wake up at around 11am
> masturbate
> shower
> make breakfast (omellete + rice) and finish it
> brush my teeth
> wash the dishes
> get on 4chan
> 9:22pm

[Anonymous No.12273672]

>>12273653
So did you sit on 4chan so long that you ended the day at 9:22pm or are you saying you washed the dishes, got on 4chan, and then at that point it was already 9:22pm.

Forgive my autism but it's not clear to me.

[Anonymous No.12273678]

>>12273672
I washed my dishes in like 10 minutes, then hopped on 4chan. I've been on /fa/ /adv/ /sci/ and /sp/ ever since. I have a 6 page essay about some art history bullshit due tomorrow too....

[Anonymous No.12273696]

>>12273647
>lie in bed for an hour
>watch youtube
>Meet friends at thrift store
>go to mcdicks
>late for work at a grocery store
>tell boss I quit
>Get home telling myslef I'll work on some shit
>shitpost here and the car thread
>Want airforce ones but dont want to be trashy

[Anonymous No.12273721]

>wake up at 5 pm
>no one is home
>take a shower
>jack off in the shower
>watch youtube videos and browse /fa/
>make a stupid reply on a post that i regretted because then i realized how shitty those shoes were
>ate pizza


and here i am

[Anonymous No.12273735]

it's monday here
>wake up
>have tea
>tidy the garden
>wash and hang out my blanket
>play a visual novel until 11:30
>have lunch of a hot dog and leftover pizza
>continue playing the visual novel until 3
>do some paid outwork
>play mtg online with some friends
>make dinner
dinner just finished cooking as i made this post, 7:22 pm
periodic browsing of several boards and other websites are sprinkled throughout my day

[Anonymous No.12273740]

CERTIFIED /fa/:
>>12273696
spontaneous yet guided/10
>>12273735
decently productive/10
Hope you hang out in a space like that

NOT /fa/ PILE:

>>12273653
mundane/10
>>12273721
also mundane/10
points for 5pm wake up tho

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.12273749]

>woke up
>read the news
>got dressed
>went to spin
>drank an Americano while shopping for 'activewear'
>went grocery shopping (avocados, aged cheddar, spinach, skyr)
>came home
>cooked and ate breakfast
>cleaned kitchen
>showered
>got dressed
>went to a yoga class
>added travel plans and work shifts to Google calendar & dayplanner
>sent some emails
>planned a vacation wardrobe
>went to the gym at the university
Now I'm eating skyr and getting things ready for the morning

[Anonymous No.12273764]

>wake up
>hang out in bed with gf
>go for swim together in pool
>breakfast then she leaves for work
>shop for groceries
>get back to mine
>spend the day making jacket
>wash dishes and laundry
>cook chinese for dinner
>work more on jacket
>watch archer

[Anonymous No.12273766]

>>12273740
>Hope you hang out in a space like that
not really, maybe in a couple of years though

[Anonymous No.12273777]

>>12273653
2/10
Lost points for not working on your art history paper. Art is cool, take school seriously. You're more likely to learn stuff in that course that'll be relevant than you'll learn on /fa/

>>12273696
4/10, 5 or 6 if you're still in high school
Not the best food choices but you seem like you have a good group of friends. It's weird that you're concerned with being trashy but eat at a McDonalds and work at a grocery store.

>>12273721
1/10
I don't know, very mundane to me

>>12273735
5/10
A little homely but nice that you have hobbies you care about and work towards things. Hope you have a good day!

>>12273749
4/10
Very busy but not particularly fashionable. What is spin?

>>12273764
8/10
making your own clothes is cool, having a girlfriend is cool, cooking for yourself is cool. I wouldn't call this a cosmopolitan life but it sounds fine.

[Anonymous No.12273785]

>wake up
>eat 150 ug
>proceed to talk psychology and indulge in cannabinoids with friends
>back home, showered ate food
>now texting girl I am crushing on and about to watch aeon flux

[Anonymous No.12273789]

>>12273785
> cannabinoids
Literally kys, that's the least effay thing you could do.
2/10

[Anonymous No.12273791]

>>12273789
It's un effay to be a mental bigot

[Anonymous No.12273796]

>alarm goes off at noon
>get out of bed at 1:30pm
>shower, make coffee
>suffer anxiety over having to buy a suit
>suffer anxiety over an upcoming bachelor party
>suffer anxiety over an upcoming wedding
>eat shrimp and rice meal
>make tea
>can't focus on reading or programming because of panic attack
>play witcher 3
>try on old dress clothes and see they're horrid and too big
>exercise
>12:04am

[Anonymous No.12273798]

>>12273647
>wake up
>take 72 mg of concerta
>shower, dress, drink coffee and wait for senpai to arrive
>extended family over for coffee, lunch and to catch up.
>after meet with friends, give them some concerta
>go to local coffee place to work on school projects
>latte, Americano, cappuccino, cider and a slice of tiramisu cake l8tr
>drop of friends see this thread.
Comfy day all in all

[Anonymous No.12273809]

>>12273777
>It's weird that you're concerned with being trashy but eat at a McDonalds and work at a grocery store.
just finished uni, friends wanted to go to mcdicks. Need real job, need a more grown up life desu
frends are great though,

[Anonymous No.12273811]

>>12273809
What is your degree?

[Anonymous No.12273813]

>>12273811
Industrial Design

[Anonymous No.12273820]

>wake up
>rush to my non-job job with flatmate
>chill and drink tea with flatmate in hour gap
>2 hours of lectures
>go with flat to burger king for cheeseburgers
>lie in bed for 2 hours
>go to another shift of my non-job job
>go home, cook dinner
>shitpost on /fa/

[Anonymous No.12273846]

>wake up 15 minutes before work at 10 am
>shower, throw on same unwashed clothes i wear for work
>arrive at work 20 minutes late and no one really notices
>cut and wrap cheese all day, telling people my half assed opinion about fucking parmesan reggiano
>talk to qt coworker and make plans to see a concert next week
>get off around 6 and grab some greek takeout
>take shitty cellphone pic of sunset on way home
>get home around 6:30
>play ds3 all evening with friend
>browse mu and fa
>food's still in the kitchen cold as fuck now
good day i guess

>>12273749
over organized/10

>>12273764
seems like a nice day anon, hope your jacket turns out how you'd like

>>12273785
do you have a scale for your food? lol seems like a bit much but whatever works i guess

>>12273796
don't be so anxious my friend :(

>>12273798
why do you all feel the need to post the exact mass of what you drank or ate?

nice day though

[Anonymous No.12273880]

>>12273647
>wake up at 10am
>shower
>eat breakfast/lunch
>brush teeth
>go to shitty job
>get yelled at by shitty boss
>flirt with qt coworker
>work more
>come home and make dinner
>buy shoes from ebay
>buyers remorse hits almost immediately, get a refund
>watch fantastic mr fox
now im gonna go work out because i havent in a month now

[Anonymous No.12273882]

>wake up
>realize I overslept
>call in and close some lessons
>lie back down and browse some shit
>get up, shower
>put on new clothes from uniqlo
>take selfie
>try on different outwear
>take another selfie
>decide it's not good looking enough for WAYWT
>call in and close some more lessons
>start heading to work, listening to some weird EDM
>get to the douture near work, get a sando and coffee
>call in and close some lessons
>realize that the seam on the crotch of my uniqlo pants is already ripped
>realize that the sweater left lint alllllllll over my new shirt
>realize I have to go back to uniqlo and return the shitty pants
>resolve to keep buying shit from thrift stores instead

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.12273888]

>>12273882
>douture
>close some lessons
What

[Anonymous No.12273889]

>got home from work at 7:30
>ate some eggs and avocados, drank a few cups of coffee
>passed out until 1:00
>took my daughter outside for a while
>read a short story while she took a nap
>washed my car
>skateboarded for a half hour or so
>masturbated
>shitposting for the last several hours

[Anonymous No.12273891]

>>12273882
>seam on the crotch of my uniqlo pants is already ripped
I've never had such an issue.
> close some lessons
What do you mean, are you a tutor or something?

[Anonymous No.12273893]

>>12273891
i go to several different therapists due to my crippling autism

[Anonymous No.12273895]

>>12273846
Only really said the 72mg of concerta cause dosage varies for folks. That said I do have a bit of a tick as far as counting goes, I don't like consuming prime numbers of things so I could probs tell you the actual exact amount of every thing I've consumed today

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.12273896]

>>12273777
>What is spin?
Cardio class on a stationary bike. The instructor yells at you to ride harder/faster but also tells you that it's not a competition and that we're all in this together <3

>>12273882
>douture
>close some lessons
What

>>12273764
What kind of jacket are you making?

>>12273796
It probably won't help but I'm sure that the people having the wedding will care more that you're there than about what you're wearing.

>>12273820
What kind of non-job?

>>12273846
Do you put cheesemonger on your linkedin profile or something else?

[Anonymous No.12273911]

>>12273891
>>12273896
yep I'm a tutor basically

douture is a cafe chain

[Anonymous No.12273922]

>>12273891
also yeah it shouldn't happen but I think Japanese people don't keep much shit in their pockets

I need to move more stuff to my purse and maybe get a tiny wallet

[Anonymous No.12273930]

>wake up at 1 pm
>immediately hit with the smell of sweaty feet (like corn chips and something sour)
>remember that i haven't showered in a week
>feel disgusting
>go back to sleep to escape reality
>lucid dream that i have super powers and save my middle school classmates
>wake up at 5 pm feeling like death from sleeping 18 hours
>go to pee and remember i haven't changed my panties in 3 days so they're coated in a thick layer of yellow gunk
>keep them on because i have no clean clothes
>eat velveeta macaroni
>drink sprite
>shitpost
>watch jontron videos
>fap to jontron
>lie there for 5 minutes feeling completely dead inside
>the A/C comes on and i smell my own disgusting sweaty body again
>lie in bed playing Civ for several hours
>come to /fa/ to shit on high schoolers for their awful fits

who /givenupbutstillqualityposter/ here

[Anonymous No.12273933]

>>12273930
whoa that toilet's nuts

[Anonymous No.12273938]

>>12273933
>tfw no friendly toilet frogs

[Anonymous No.12273939]

>>12273749
basic bitch, the lifestyle

also what the fuck are you eating cheese and skyr for... even sugar free yogurt has naturally occurring sugar in it and dairy in general is not ideal for your digestive system or skin

[Anonymous No.12273941]

Rating girls of this thread

>>12273749
Fuck (works hard on her body but very high strung to make up for low self esteem, probably pretends she doesn't swallow cum but does)

>>12273735
Marry (very domestic and balanced)

>>12273930
Kill, everything wrong with 4cham women

[Anonymous No.12273944]

>>12273941

[Anonymous No.12273947]

>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3 whilst admiring my sharp cheekbones in the reflection of said coffeedevice.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athénée,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to a restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse /fa/ & /lit/


Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.

[Anonymous No.12273949]

>>12273922
also consider you may have fat legs

[Anonymous No.12273953]

>>12273939
Tripskank might be basic but she probably owns more designer clothes than you

[Anonymous No.12273968]

>>12273953
i probably have more pairs of Margielas than she does designer shoes :P

i do admire her commitment though, three fitness activities a day is good, but that's a lot of trips to the gym and such.

[Anonymous No.12273969]

>>12273896
>What kind of jacket are you making?
pretty similar to this with more pockets and harware

[Anonymous No.12273970]

>>12273947

I want this life.

Though I don't know what productivity I'd work on. Maybe I'd try to be an artist, I've always had a creative inclination but never pursued anything.

[Anonymous No.12273974]

>>12273896
>Do you put cheesemonger on your linkedin profile or something else?
i feel like i'd be a disgrace to the title

[Anonymous No.12273976]

>>12273970
that post is satire, moron

you must be 18 to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12273977]

>>12273941
>Girls
How did you deduce this? Is there a way to know if someone in fa is girl or boy

[Anonymous No.12273981]

>0530 woken up by radio 4 alarm
>Breakfast: eggs, oat cakes, cake, coffee
>Drive to work
>Drink tea and sharpen tools
>Climb trees in the rain.
>Lunch: fruit and nut, apples and cheese
>Climb more trees in the rain
>Drive home
>Shower
>Read: Lolita
>Go over maps in prep for hiking
>Browser Patagonia website and accidentally by a coat 4 times.
>Dinner with house mate: pheasant stew with veggies.
>Bed
>Read more as muji vaporiser makes my room smell like cedar wood.
>Sleep and dream of flying.

[Anonymous No.12273982]

>>12273969
das nice

>>12273968
>more pairs of margielas
lul

[Anonymous No.12273986]

>>12273981
>>By
Kill me now.
>Buy

[Anonymous No.12273989]

>>12273986
no one cares about typos on 4chan posts

in fact, pointing them out is more annoying

[Anonymous No.12273998]

>>12273989
I don't care that people don't care, it makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.12274005]

>Wake up 10AM
>Smoke Niggerette
>Go to studio and work till 3/4ish
>Smoke aprox. 4 Niggerettes by now
>Go Home, Fuck Around
>5pm (sun is now down)
>Fuck Around with Friends or Bitches til 1AM
>approx. 8/9 Niggerettes by now
>Cleaning Ritual
>Browse 4chan till sleep (around 2 am)
Simple lifestyle. Nothing crazy.

[Anonymous No.12274077]

>>12273976
I can still want that life, fucktoilet.

[Anonymous No.12274079]

>>12273941
im sorry, but im not a girl

[Anonymous No.12274086]

>wake up 7:20
>go to class
>finish classes at 2 and go to second hand bookstores
>eat some fucking souvlaki
>go to my shit job for 4 hours
>go home and make tortellini
>smoke up
>study
>4chaaaan

[Anonymous No.12274097]

>>12273647
>wake up at noon
>fapped to yuri twice before getting out of bed
>ate a birthday cake poptart
>drove to class
>too afraid to go in
>had a panic attack in the parking lot
>drove back home
>open spotify
>nine inch nails.mp4
>stare into space
>daydream about a different life that isn't mine for approx. 12 hours
>put a totinos pizza in the oven
>eat while shitposting on /mu/ until 5am

[Anonymous No.12274103]

>>12273896
>What kind of non-job?
I'm a lecture invigilator, I just make sure one of the uni lecture streams in goes well. It's basically sitting in a lecture and getting paid for it, so doesn't really seem like a long shift/normal job.

[Anonymous No.12274134]

>>12274005
What are you up to in the studio??

[Anonymous No.12274152]

>>12273647

Just woke up but yesterday

>wake up 9 am
>go to gym
>eat, shower etc
>think about my qt3.14 ex gf having sex with faceless sweaty men pleasuring her in ways I couldn't even imagine
>that fucking bitch, I wish she gets shot in the knees
>consider ending my life
>smoke some weed
>meet a couple of friends
>smoke more weed
>go home and sleep

[Anonymous No.12274169]

>>12273976
My life is not satire anon.

[Anonymous No.12274173]

>wake up 5:45 am
>shower
>eat porridge
>go to work
>on the subway I realize again i hate the people around me
>work at a nuclear reactor with nerds
>listening boiler room sets all day
>eat some bananas
>12:40 pm

[Anonymous No.12274197]

>>12273647
>wake up at 8am
>talk to my mom on the phone
>go back to sleep
>text female friend about going rollerskating later
>masturbate
>get up at 1pm to go rollerskating
this is now

[Anonymous No.12274204]

>>12274152
>shot in the knees
fuckin KEK

[Anonymous No.12274241]

>wake up at 7 am
>Snort some amp to fight the depressing withdrawl
>Go to class
>Come home
>Snort some amp to do homework and hold off the inevitable come down
>Hang out with friends the rest of the day
>Lay in bed and want to die till I fall asleep

[Anonymous No.12274363]

>Wake up at 6:30am
>brush teeth take two shots of preworkout and walk to uni gym
>Get out at like 8
>Chill in room read book for class at 11:00
>Shower at 9
>Class
>Steal protein bar from uni general store
>Class
>Stunt on classmates with my finely curated fits
>Class
>Class
>Dinner with the m8s
>Homework
>Browse internet, mostly a combo of /fa/ and whatever board I feel that evening
>Homework
>Sleep
>Repeat m,w,f

[Anonymous No.12274370]

>wake up
>drank

[Anonymous No.12274379]

>>12273949
you spelled THICC wrong

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.12274416]

>>12273939
>basic bitch
I'd like to say it's because it's Sunday, but since I've finished school, exercise structures my days more than anything.

Yogurt/skyr/quark probably make up 20% of my diet. I have never had problems with my skin.

>>12273968
>that's a lot of trips to the gym
I go to different studios for different things and everything is within, like 4 km of where I live.

>>12274169
Trim your fingernails/10

>>12274173
6/10, but depends on number of bananas

>>12274079
lol

>>12273981
>accidentally buy a coat 4 times
How does this happen?

>>12273947
Sorry you lost your Dad

[Anonymous No.12274448]

>>12273647
>wake up at 5.15 am tired as all fuck
>get to work by 5.45 am
>work till 12/1pm
>eat
>ride my bike 30-50km
>eat
>smoke some cigs
>go to bed

That barista life baby

[Anonymous No.12274453]

>>12273647
>wake up 9:30
>remove made-in-england super soft cotton PJ that makes me look like concentration camp prisoner
>obsess about material goods
>put on vintage 1980s blue adidas tracksuit, firebird jacket, beckenbauer pants and velvet Venetian furlane slippers
>walk to kitchen, feel dead inside
>eat fast breakfast (500 grams of quark with oats and fruit)
>grab Alessi Aldo Rossi french press to make coffee
>obsess about material goods
>put on dark Edwin selvedge denim, tan Alden cordovan derbys, light green Polo RL safari shirt over dark green Lacoste polo shirt (Steve Bannon style).
>fix gym bag (70s style leather Loewe shopping bag)
>obsess about material goods
>comb my hair like Barron Muad'dib
>go to uni, wear Montedoro field jacket and old fashioned faggot silk scarf
>go to paper supervision - feel optimistic
>go to loo, take a piss, post 90s l'uomo vogue scans on tumblr, browse /fa/.
>go to computer room, work on papers until 19:00.
>feel alienated
>obsess about material goods
>go to gym
>gym, lift with Eleiko equipment only (luckily my gym is all Eleiko) wearing adidas powerperfect blue WL (made in germany) shoes and adidas climalite shirt and tights.
>do basic muay thai drills on bag wearing Everlast gloves, feel frustrated about lack of skill and lack of Winning boxing gloves.
>shower
>go home
>obsess about material goods
>study hinges of Lival desk lamp
>go to sleep

[Anonymous No.12274456]

>>12274448
sounds gay as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.12274458]

>wake up at 10am
>ride my bike to the local cafe for cold brew coffee with best mate
>ride straight to the gym
>pump out a session and stretch up
>head home, protein shake + shower
>ride the bike to another cafe down the road for lunch with a couple other mates
>swing into a nearby secondhand bookstore on the way
>smash lunch while making bants with the mates
>walk my bike into the city with one of my mates to go to work
>work in my grocer/cafe 3pm to midnight
>go to the winebar down the road for a knockoff drink
>ride my bike home, shower, text the girlfriend and lie in bed browsing /fa/ until my eyes start to fade
>rde

[Anonymous No.12274459]

>>12273846
What city?

[Anonymous No.12274463]

>>12274453
>pyjamas are by Bonsoir BTW (button front, long sleeve), I also like the Schiesser high end PJs.
>obsess about material goods
>obsess about material goods
>obsess about material goods

[Anonymous No.12274479]

It seems like almost none of you have actual jobs.

[Anonymous No.12274482]

>Wake up 8 am, drink a glass of coconut milk, plan meals for the day, shower
>walk to work at 11:30
>draw caricatures all day and hang out with my art bros
>walk home from work at 6, stop by the store and buy some girl scout cookies for family
>come home, watch xfiles with younger siblings, eat leftover curry from last night
>exercise
>play visual novels until 1 am and then pass out
not /fa/ but it's enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.12274483]

>>12273647
>wake up 6 pm
>drink coffe and snort coke
>stare at myself in the mirror for 2 hours while listening to hard goa
>spiders?
>where is my face
aa
>go to sleep at 6pm

[Anonymous No.12274491]

My day basically just started, but I already know how it will go.

>wake up at 6:30am
>shower and dress
>let insurance adjuster inside to look for possible water leak causing trouble for downstairs neighbor
>he leaves after a few minutes and I smoke a cigarette
>take a few shots of whiskey
>get on train for hour long commute to work
>get to work around 8:45am
>sit here doing fuck all
>get coffee around 11am across the street
>do fuck all, I have one report to build before going home today
>build simple report
>go home on train, hour plus long commute
>go on beer run if needed
>watch TV or a movie until I pass out

That's about every day for me that I have to work.

[Anonymous No.12274493]

>>12274479
i work from home

it's not /fa/ and i'm bored but it gives me money

[Anonymous No.12274782]

>>12273764
6/10
wouldve been 8/10 but archer is cringe tier

[Anonymous No.12274821]

>wake up
>shower routine
>hair oil on face, shaving cream on hair, almost brushed my teeth with a razor blade
>realized I was not ready for Monday
>decided to wear white dress shirt tucked in, black jeans and white sneakers
>"hey dude why so dressed up today, going for an interview?" from everyone whole day fuck all of you
>shift ended, was going to get some KFC
>no chickens
Hello diary.

[Anonymous No.12274837]

>get up at 5 a.m.
>chill in bed replying to e-mails
>finish up some homework
>don't eat cause only fatties need breakfast
>Have 2 classes
>an hour break
>have another class
>leave campus and work on homework for 2 hours
>volunteer for a catholic charity
>drink too much vodka
>die until the next day

Every monday.

[Anonymous No.12274939]

>wake up at gfs
>leave
>buy two diet energy drinks
>attempt to find brown chinos to wear to work
>they all suck
>buy Daves Killer Bread, blackberries, and some chicken sausage from costco
>go home, eat a chicken sausage on a slice of bread

To do now
>shower
>do some homework
>go to work (blue pants today I guess)
>write my 30 page first act at work for one of my classes
>work for 8 hours

[Anonymous No.12274978]

>wake up late
>turn on coffee machine
>shower
>getting ready while drinking coffee
>visit my physcatrist
>went window shopping
>went grocery shopping
>went home
>cleaned the apartment
>cooked food
>paint nails
>now internet

[Anonymous No.12275131]

>>12274978
p-post nails?

[Anonymous No.12275187]

>>12274416
They are trimmed.

And meh he was a cunt, not that you could have known so thanks.

[Anonymous No.12275394]

>wake up at 6:40
>breakfast,brush teeth
>go work 8,00 - 17,15
>back home, shower
>doing gym exercises at home, lift weight
>dinner
>open internet
>watching asmr videos then 4chan
>here i am
next
>browse internet, watch some asmr videos to fall asleep faster and triyng to feel less lonely by pretending the qt girl in the asmr video was my gf
>Repeat

[Anonymous No.12275397]

>>12275394
yikes

[Anonymous No.12275425]

>turn off alarm at 7am, working later in the day today.
>Have email from dude who wants me to go back to doing audiowhoring for /soc/.
>Sleep for another hour.
>Overnight Oats, Tea, and The World Next Week podcast.
>Get dressed, makeup, my hair sucks today
>Borrow $5 from bf because I accidentally spent my bus pass money
>bus ride, music, texting bf.
>light tech support, answering the phone, other secretarial tasks.
>More tea, political podcast that pisses me off, eat some of the vegan meatballs I made yesterday.
>Random Arts and Crafts Project for the people I work for, 4chan.
>Will hopefully see BF tonight.

Least /effay/ day possible.

[Anonymous No.12275481]

>>12273930
Clinical Depression/10. Get some help.

>>12273947
Punk rock and bad poetry/10.

>>12273981
Person I would probably have a torrid and painful affair with, until one of us disappeared into the night while the other just stood and stared at the rain/10.

>>12274152
It will get easier. Good job going to the gym and hanging out with friends. Take care.


>>12274363
Shoplifters of the World Unite/10

>>12274453
Vladimir Harkonnen/10

>>12274458
>>12274482
Cute bohemian bullshit/10

>>12274491
Jack's Wasted Life/10

[Anonymous No.12275498]

>>12274416
Something kept going wrong with the payment. On the fourth attempt it seemed to work. However, the payments from the first three had actually gone through. The guy on the phone and I had a good laugh. Luckily my pay comes through in an hour as 4 x £200 left a decent sized hole in my bank balance!

>>12275481
I am open to a torrid and painful affair! Let me just tidy my room.

[Anonymous No.12275541]

>>12273647
>wake up late for work
>work at the coffee shop from 6:45-2:15
>get home
>smoke cigs/drink/shower
>hang out with qt 3.14
>do a comedy show
>go for drinks
>go to bed

[Anonymous No.12275571]

GMT+1
>alarm goes off at 7am, repeatedly snooze and browse phone till 8
>get up&ready
>drive to uni, chat with professor concerning some papers
>sit in library and listen to music in front of an opened book but can't concentrate
>eat lunch at uni, wish I knew what that green gunk was supposed to be
>get into office, laugh with colleagues at how I can afford to sleep until noon, hardyhar
>drink too much coffee, code too little
>try to phone some people in other timezones, no I don't care that you're off to lunch in 5 mins
>bummed to find out that the girl from internal audit I haven't spoken to in a year but still love is apparently going to quit the job soon
>call it a day and do some grocery shopping on the way home
>get home and make myself an omelette with various things from fridge thrown in
>try to do some uni stuff that I've put off for a week at least
>open fa instead

[Anonymous No.12275576]

>anhedonic state, at the edges of deep depression
>eventually roll out of bed before noon to void bladder
>boil water
>eat oatmeal using same dirty and fork for past four months
>rinse mug, make tea
>pop pills
>browse 4chan
I'm going to bathe before tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12275590]

>wake up
>coffee
>show up 2 minutes late to a midterm but it was easy so who cares
>gym
>shower
>meet up with gf for lunch, burrito w/double chicken
Been working on a paper and shitposting here since then, it's been maybe 4 hours of that. Going to my volunteer job where I tutor kids later

[Anonymous No.12275610]

>>12273647
>wake up
>hung over
>play with my dick while watching porn but no fapping, i cut that shit 2 weeks ago
>vape
>shit and brush teeth
>take a shot of vodhka
>light up a cigarette butt from ashtray to finish it
>walk to class, a qt frowns at me wtf
>at class see a qt I like getting attention from all the beta orbiters
>walk out class in the middle
>smoke weed and eat chinese
>do hw

[Anonymous No.12275656]

>7:34am wake up
>do bullshit assignment due at 8
>back to sleep
>woke up late for class
>class
>study with class mate over lunch
>class
>home and finish assignment
>went to my new gym cause my old one closed
>9/10 smiles at me in the parking lot and enters gym with me
>mad the entire time that i didn't greet her
>smile at her before she leaves and she smiles back
>continue workout mad, weights feel like empty air, new PR on bench
>go home and smoke a bowl in the shower
>6:22pm

bout to eat and do some homework and a quiz.

[Anonymous No.12275662]

>>12275590
husband material/10

[Anonymous No.12275669]

>>12275425
post voice

[Anonymous No.12275681]

>>12274978
this was exactly what my life was like in 2012-2013, hope things turn out well for you

[Anonymous No.12275733]

>wake up 8am
>ate breakfast, showered, made And drank french press coffee
>biked to uni
>handed in late lab report
>studied for an hour
>calc iv class, ate lunch, went to chem lab
>isolated compound I had been making for a week
>hand in my data, cleaned
>biked home and now im deciding on lunch

[Anonymous No.12275788]

>>12273735
Jelly af if that's your actual space

>>12273930
Get some help girl

>wake up in the middle of the night because the fucking fire alarm is chirping
>put pillow on face and go back to sleep
>wake up at 8:30, shower, drive to work
>read through old ass code before lunch
>shipment I've been waiting on got delayed
>drive to get oil changed and tires rotated
>walk to get street tacos while I wait
>go back to work to finally work on aforementioned old ass code
>come home and smoke a bowl
>clean apartment
>browse 4chan

[Anonymous No.12275809]

>>12274459
Santa Fe, NM

>>12275541
open mic or do you get paid for your comedy?

>>12275571
depressing :( find something to say to her and say it man

>>12275576
me in uni, hang in there anon it'll get better

>>12275590
I hope this is just altruistic volunteering and has no other motivation behind it cause I would be disappoint if it wasn't, anon

>>12275610
kind of disgusting

>>12275656
talk her up on the tred man, you got this

>>12275733
normal uni student/10

[Anonymous No.12275810]

>>12275733
>isolated a compound
Ohhhhh

[Anonymous No.12275816]

>>12275810
Lmao, i need to do more entertaining shit

[Anonymous No.12275823]

>>12275810
what?

[Anonymous No.12275830]

>>12275816
>>12275823
Sounds fancy, thats all...i'll shut up now.

[Anonymous No.12275831]

>woke up thinking about my ex
>had a very strong coffee while sitting on balcony feeling unloveable
>walked down to the river near where i work and listened to music/ate a sandwich/smoked
>worked (trolley boy/cleaner at local grocery store, hate it)
>came home
>saw text from friend asking why i wasn't at her gig last night
>replied and told her I've had a bit of an off week
>booked a session with my psychologist who i haven't seen since august
>watched some funhaus videos to fill the void that i'm creating between myself and by friends
>masterbated
>went to sleep

ugh

[Anonymous No.12275855]

>wake up and reach for my snus before even opening my eyes
>Shower, jack off, /fa/ normie shit
>Washed an Acne studios sweatshirt i thrifted the other day with gall soap to get rid of a small fat stain
>Second snus
>Ate a few cinnamonbuns
>Third snus
>Mixed up pre workout
>Socially retarded after 350 mg of caffeine
>Fuck shit up at the gym
>Met crush at gym and got a hug. Realise that it might not be the caffeine that makes me socially retarded after realizing how happy i got from a fucking hug.
>Fourth snus
>Subway to work
>Short work day (selling electronic components)
>Fifth snus
>Sixth snus
>Called my barber to fix my shit tomorrow
>Get groceries on my way home to cook fajitas
>Seventh snus
>Food, 4chan and youtube
>Eighth snus

[Huckleberry !0FTILDoI8. No.12275881]

>wake up at 6:50 am at gf apartment
>tell her she's special and all mine.
>kiss her goodbye
>head to the warehouse to get my work for the day in my all white painters clothes
>talk to fello coworkers on how their weekend went.
>I work with the late guy today so I eat an apple and have a cup of coffee
>we head to the job site and the contractors aren't finished putting trim on the cabinets we want to paint
>they say it's gonna take a while.
>go have breakfast at some local taco shop that feels eeriely similar to comet pizza
>have a couple tacos
>back to work
>mask off kitchen floor and get doors sanded
>quitting time so I head to golds to meet my dad and cousin to work out
>chest and biceps today
>go home

About to take. Shower

[Anonymous No.12275890]

>>12273947
This is my ideal life when I hate my 40s.

[Anonymous No.12275894]

>wake up at 9:40am
>go to class that starts at 10:20
>get a black coffee
>get out of class
>work on my uni sweater and put a patch on the back and a zipper on the hand
>go eat some soft vegetables taco
>watch jojo
>do some readings

[Anonymous No.12275932]

>>12273647
>wake up at 09:00. still feeling fucked up from friday-sunday neglect; i had about half less of what i need sleep- and foodwise.
>massage blueballs from 3h speed induced sex with a model ie masturbate
>wash
>meet up w friend for coffee. supposed to play chess but mostly banter. cigs
>forget to pay for coffee. nw, cafe is basically my livingroom
>work 13:00-19
>home and eat with housemate and her bf and smoke doob
>beer w friends. discuss manga
>change bar and meet other people, i merge two groups and it works out decent.
>they leave for club, i go home after total of 2 beers
>find a great song on the way home. dances with cat
>fa of all places 01:45

[Anonymous No.12275972]

>>12273947
love this pasta

[Anonymous No.12275977]

>>12273647

my current routine more or less

> 05:30am - wake up, meditation, yoga, black coffee + juice
> 06:30am - walk out to the coast to watch the sunrise, run back home along ~10km route
> 07:30am - home, deep stretch, shower
> 08:30am - solid breakfast
> 09:00am - matcha tea/black coffee, read
> 10:00am - life drawing/painting studies
> 01:30pm - lunch, read
> 02:30pm - academic studies and/or work on major pieces
> 06:00pm - ballet practice or walk along the coast, maybe smoke a cigarette if i'm with my boyfriend, or just continue on with studies
> 07:30pm - evening meal
> 08:30pm - wash, skincare, write in journal and/or read
> 09:30pm - sleep

this is just on week days though, on friday i see friends in the afternoon/evening and have work on the weekend

[Anonymous No.12276016]

>>12275977
wet dream of normie and alternative girls in my city. how is this even possible anon? and honestly where does 4chin fit in

[Anonymous No.12276022]

>>12275977
How in fucks name do you have the time for this?
8/10

>>12275932
Sounds pretty chill but
>discuss manga
Ew.
4/10

>>12275894
Boring, what are you studying tho?
3/10

>>12275881
Pretty lame
3/10

>>12275855
>snus
Are you scani?
5/10

>>12275831
Comfortably depressing
> funhaus
Gross.
6/10

>>12275788
Nice
6/10

[Anonymous No.12276043]

>>12276016
well i'm a boy and live in a remote part of scotland, so probably not lol
honestly, it took me a good 6 to 9 months to get to this, but i've been rocking it consistently for about a year now
i'm currently in the middle of a 3 year break before uni, living alone in a family cottage that only really gets used by everyone else during the summer, so not having to worry about rent or utilities helps a lot
4chan manifests as an old habit when i can't sleep or when i don't feel like doing anything too heavy

[Anonymous No.12276061]

>>12275481
>Jack's Wasted Life/10
What does that mean about me?

[Anonymous No.12276079]

>wake up at 6:27
>doze off
>get out of bed at 6:51
>spend too long in shower
>feel bad because all my (few) nice clothes are dirty and can't wear nice fit
>classes
>meager lunch
>classes
>walk home
>drive to doctor
>blood test, hooray I'm not dying
>fuck around, ignore schoolwork
>sad little dinner
>bum out in front of tv
>call some friends, it lasts like 5 minutes
>4chan
>bed

[Anonymous No.12276081]

>wake up at 10am because my electricity has ran out and the meter alarm is going off
>still high from opiates i'd been taking until 4am
>decide i may as well go to college
>don't shower, put on old clothes and go in to college
>still slightly high so everything's pretty cool
>2pm and the drugs wear off
>start to feel nauseous and get stomach cramps
>dip out of lecture to vomit
>all toilet stalls are occupied everywhere
>give up, body no longer wants to vomit
>walk home, listen to podcasts
>make myself eggs and noodles at 4pm
>try to sleep until 7pm, doesn't work
>try and masturbate forever but residual opiates mean i can't come
>fuck around trying to do assignments and install a new sd card for my phone until 10pm
>go into city and get food with a friend
>he is boring me, and I can't remember why I met him
>tell him I'm going for a few drinks in the pub
>he goes home and I head to the pub
>it looks too full for me so i come home again
>watch television and do nothing until now
>2:42am
>

[Anonymous No.12276121]

>oh look
>that thread where everyone posts and no one rates

[Anonymous No.12276142]

>>12273653
>masturbating only once

[Anonymous No.12276154]

>>12273647
>wake up at gf's
>think about how I feel about her while she's in the shower
>battle fear over that she might be anorectic and that she's too thin for me to be fully attracted to her
>have alright sex
>talk and remember why I love her
>miss first lecture of the day, treating families with issues stemming from children's psychopathology, psychology major
>take train to uni
>eat a falafel with gf
>go to second lecture, treating children with PTSD from war, get clubbed by video clips with children from syria
>finish group project about group constellations in preschool children's play
>go to gym, feeling average, making progress
>get home, eat a lot
>watch videos about cooking, gym, vidya and techno
>6 hours pass
>look for pics of grandpa on external hard drive for his funeral after roomie goes to sleep
>find pictures of ex, melancholia, drool over her body
>realize it was ages ago and that I'm pretty happy that I am where I am and that she was only a sliver of current gf's personality
>blow out candles and brush teeth
>browse /fa/ to postpone tomorrow due to slight anxiety
>grandpa's funeral 2 days from now, picking up altered suit from tailor tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12276155]

>>12276121
it's nice reading some of the others' stories

[Anonymous No.12276378]

>>12273813
that is actually pretty /fa/ right here mate

[Anonymous No.12276937]

>>12276043
>boy/girl
doesn't matter you're still the wet dream of said girls.

[Anonymous No.12276945]

>>12276043
>3 year break before uni

taking such a long break is a terrible idea.
you'll never finish uni, why bother when you have free housing and daddy's money to let you dick around all day

[Anonymous No.12277101]

>>12275669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzwRXNFGof

>>12276061
It means that this reminds me of the narrator in Fight Club.

[Anonymous No.12277105]

>>12273647
>weekday
>wake up at 9
>hygiene / watch twitch / read news until 9:45
>walk to work by 10:00
>software dev (mostly reviewing code?) until 12
>12-1 lunch anywhere within 15 minute walking distance of office
>1-5 more dev/ team meetings / leave at 4 half the time
>MWF go rock climbing at local gym from 6-8 (where most of my irl friends are)
>T/Sat focus on push related body weight exercises (want dem plance push-ups)
>8:30pm-1ish what ever I want (hang out with friends? league? tv?) tfw no gf cuz broke up 1 month ago
>repeat
>9/10 feel satisfied through work and constant self improvement
>have a problem wasting money on shoes online

[Anonymous No.12277106]

>>12276945
I disagree I took a three year break before going to university. Got a job, traveled, worked abroad, did some good manual jobs. Gave me a bit of prescriptive and informed my subject choice. I'm very glad I took some time to grow up a bit before going to study.

[Anonymous No.12277108]

>>12276154
Sorry about your grandpa. Seems like you have an okay life. 6/10 for story arc.

>>12276081
Important Life Lesson/10

>>12276079
Konmari your wardrobe/10

>>12275977
Structured bohemianism but not my wet dream/10.

>>12275932
Way with words/10

>>12275894
Steady friend who rarely leaves the house but is fun to talk to/10.

>>12275881
Actually has life together, possibly too much to be truly fashionable/10

>>12275855
Crush hugs/10

[Anonymous No.12277134]

>>12276022
Im studying business economics so yeah my days have been filled with math and political theory readings

[Anonymous No.12277139]

>wake up at 7:30 am
>masturbate to the nudes I received from a Tinder girl last night
>masturbate again
>shower while blasting TesseracT's "Altered State"
Currently on the toilet trying to shit
>gonna leave for work soon and grab breakfast tacos on the way
>work until noon at small-town print shop
>drive back to town
>go to fencing class
>come home at 2:00 pm, shower, then work on an art project for school
>at 10:30 pm, take melatonin, get high, and get ready for bed
>in bed by 11:30
That's my day today. Not bad, although I wish I didn't have this art project.

[Anonymous No.12277306]

>>12277134
>math and political theory readings
Mmmm baby, okay you just bumped up a few points
6/10

[Anonymous No.12277314]

>>12276945
Why should they not finish uni? Sounds like they've got their shit together better than all my uni friends and myself combined lol

[Anonymous No.12277875]

>wake up at 6am with old man's alarm that lives in the accomodation block with me
>go back to sleep instantaneously
>wake up between 7-7:10am according to what smart alarm sees is the best for me
>toilet, wash face, brush teeth
>face and hands skin routine because of cold and wind
>leave accomodation block at 7:45
>clock-in before 8am
>stay in the yard until 8:15
>let's cut some grass
>have to work with a guy that has no common sense
>break at 10 to 10:30 spent on my phone because I only start eating after that
>cut more grass
>do a break now and then because fuck it, I get minimum wage
>couple of chugs on my Huel
>break from 1pm to 1:30pm
>cut more grass with breaks for Huel and water
>clock-out at 4:30pm
>shower
>browse 4chan, mainly /fa/
>have dinner, rest of diet strawberry yogurt, 1 chocolate mousse and 2 Huel scoops all mixed
>wash dishes, brush teeth and prepare Huel for next day
>browse more 4chan
>go to sleep between 10:30 and 11pm

Good thing the old man is leaving tomorrow and the zombie I work with will be replaced by the partner I had last year.
I also play Love Live on my phone on the breaks and in the evening.

[Anonymous No.12277920]

>wake up
>420blazeitfggt.mkv
>order a pair of Y-3 Qasa of Grailed
>masturbate
>start watching Moonlight
good so far

[Anonymous No.12277933]

>>12277108
>sorry about your grandpa
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.12278021]

>get up around 10 since no work today
>go make breakies, fried eggs, fresh veggies
>cup of coffee and a durry
>do some woodworking
>play the guitar for a few hours
>go out for some groceries
>read
>do some more woodworking while listening to debates
>here I am on 4chan, don't even know why

[Anonymous No.12278024]

>>12275610
i think we'd be friends

[Anonymous No.12278089]

>>12274152
>think about my qt3.14 ex gf having sex with faceless sweaty men

watch kubrick's eyes wide shut

>>12277875
>old man's alarm
Lol

[Anonymous No.12278132]

This sounds like an awesome thread

>wake up about 5:30am
>terrible hangover from drinking two bottles of wine the night before
>masurbate
>lay in bed till 8
>feel too sick to move
>throw up a few times (10:00)
>take pain killers (10:30)
>at about 12 make breakfast
>toast, eggs, chopped tomatoes
>make coffee
>have a bowl of cereal
>start reading a book
>think about going out and buying new clothes from charity shops but don't
>have bananas and oranges
>read for about half an hour
>eat dinner (spaghetti)
>listen to the Ricky Gervais XFM's while doing this
>eat pancakes
>read

I listen to music all throughout the day btw

Now I'm gonna do fifty push-ups and maybe get drunk again

[Anonymous No.12278173]

>>12278132
I forgot:
>After breakfast I brushed my teeth and washed my face with products

[Anonymous No.12278199]

>>12273930
>panties
>fap to jontron
can't tell if you're the most degenerate woman I've ever heard of or nearly the most degenerate man I've ever heard of

seriously though get help, you sound like you're on a slippery slope to becoming Rotting Pig

[Anonymous No.12278204]

>>12273647
>wake up 6:50
>stay in bed until 7:10 browsing the internet on my laptop
>eat roquefort sandwiches
>have some ceylon tea
>get dressed, check my fit in the mirror
>brush teeth
>drive bus
>classes
>get home 4 pm
>sip some fine darjeeling while browsing the internet
>order and eat KFC
>shower
>play Dwarf Fortress
>go to sleep now after some final in-bed 4chan

[Anonymous No.12278215]

>>12278204
lmao I just noticed the "drive bus" part

[Anonymous No.12278221]

>>12278132
Sounds like a modernized version of monsieur meursault from the stranger

[Anonymous No.12278234]

>>12273647
>woke up
>fed my dog
>went to work
>went to class
>went home
>fed dog
>went to gym
>took dog to park
>did hw
>get on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12278461]

>woke by alarm at around 7
>lie in bed for 15 mins, checking snapchat, twitter
>start getting ready at about 7:20
>shower, put in contacts, put on school uniform, not allowed white socks in our uniform but fuck the system
>pop a xan
>eat breakfast, 3 scrambled eggs and toasted Brown bread
>go back upstairs, smoke a ciggarrette and brush my teeth
>drive to my bus, listen to music on it
>arrive at school at 8:40
>school bullshit, talk to friends
>go up town for lunch, smoke a joint with a friend and get subway
>back to school
>out of school for 3:30, bus doesn't leave till
>chill with gf, (she's in an all girls school near beside mine) smoke another joint with her
>bus to hometown, drive back home.
>have enough time to drink tea, take another xan, smoke a cig and shit
>drive back into town for 5, 3 hour shift in a electronics fixing shop
>come home from work, smoke a joint and chill on teamspeak with friends, do some homework, play vidya
>head up to bed at 11, shower and smoke last joint of the day
>listen to music and shitpost on 4chan till I go asleep

[Anonymous No.12279488]

>>12278461
Almost cut myself reading about your super edgy day. Should warn people before greentext.

[Anonymous No.12279625]

>>12273749
A weekday
>woke up to realize I missed the early spin class I wanted to go to
>lay in bed, looking at photos from Paris Fashion Week
>made broth from frozen chicken stock
>talked with my boyfriend while the broth simmered
>had a shower
>blow-dried and styled my hair
>drank broth
>got dressed
>picked up developed + printed photos
>went to SEM class
>scanned photos at uni library and sent best ones to friends
>went to uni gym for squat, dl, row
>steam room/shower/got dressed/put on makeup
>Monster Zero
>techno set with a friend
>came home
>cooked an egg
>brushed teeth, washed face, ready for bed now

[Anonymous No.12279720]

>>12279625
is it physically possible to have energy on such a diet?

[Anonymous No.12279792]

>>12277875
>accommodation block
how's the dystopia bro

[Anonymous No.12279842]

>wake up at 8:45 after 3hrs of sleep
>wash face
>brush teeth, comb hair
>dress up
>black turtleneck, black versace jeans, pierre cardin socks, reebok all white classics and a navy nike puffer
>rush for uni
>have 2 classes
>buy mineral water
>now having coffee and rollin cigs at a nearby cafe

[Anonymous No.12279972]

>>12279720
You don't need energy to do basically nothing:

>made broth
ok
>got dressed and ready
ok
>went to class
ok
>scanned photos
ok
>3 exercises
lol
>gig
most intensive part of the day
>bed

Sometimes I wish I was a woman so I could fuck around and still be considered hard working and successful. Spending 8-10 hours a day in engineering classes and labs, then working out, then studying is pretty hard.

That's what you have to do as a man though.

[Anonymous No.12280005]

>woke up extra early
>going to Disneyland
>will be consuming lots of alcohol drugs for the rest of the night
>catch cab to hotel
>moredrugs
>sleep
>wake up and drive from hotel straight to work

[Anonymous No.12280136]

>>12279488
Sorry man, I need to learn to be more careful, I'll look out for you next time

[Anonymous No.12280162]

yesterday~

>wake up, drink water and pet roommate 's super cute cat
>make tea and eat brie with berries, and a toasted bagel with a sunny side up egg loaded with mushrooms, tomatoes, chives, spinach, jalapenos etc
>smoke a bowl and enjoy my brekky
>masturbate x2
>take a shower using my lush products and contemplate the meaning of life/brush teeth
>lolbertarian friend messages me, we banter on our different political ideas
>cringe and laugh when he basically says he wants to liberate this pussy
>suggested driving 8+ hours to see me
>kek wat
>lesbian supervisor wants me to go out with her and her gf/friends to lesbian gatherings
>subtle flirting ensues but i'm a gud grl
>senpai and another lesbian hits me up with texts, ignore them for the day
>start painting and use pinterest, tumblr, fb, 4chan, plan my new garden, read philosophy etc
>get some siq af thrift store clothes
>go out with peeps and drink vodka
>it's mardi gras bitches in NOLA
>meet all these fine ass artsy/musician people through friend, get invited to parties and i think someone kissed my forehead??? magical
>celebrate friend's bday, bar jumping
>2am get back home, snack, text more people and brush my teeth
>sleep tight with teddybear

[Anonymous No.12280164]

>>12273813
nice

[Anonymous No.12280166]

>>12273846
>why do you all feel the need to post the exact mass of what you drank or ate?
it's fa to know this

[Anonymous No.12280174]

>Didn't sleep last night
>Starcraft II until 4am
>Install iTunes onto new computer and format music for a bit
>go lift at 6:15am
>come back at 8
>shower
>went to lecture
>Came back, eating now
>get on 4chan
>11:14am
>more lectures at 1:00pm

[Anonymous No.12280195]

>>12280162
If qt3.14 is waifu material/10

[Anonymous No.12280207]

>>12273647
>>12273647
>wake up in a foreign country
>make omelettes with these French people I'm travelling with, met them here
>hop on the bus to our next destination
>one of them leaves on the next train to the south of the country, we stay here in the north
>have mad feelings for her but couldn't bring myself to kiss her or even say anything
>played cards and ate kebab
>regretting not taking action

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.12280213]

>>12273647
>wake up at 6:00 a.m. sharp
>roll out of bed
>walk across my bare concrete floor to my open-air shower
>aesop cosmetics keep me fresh
>get breakfast delivered from local café (eggs on toast)
>browse tumblr for a bit while blasting Autechre
>go to the gym, do some free weights and stretching while listening to Gessaffelstein
>go home
>shower again
>fuck my boy slave and then have a drag queen come over and piss on me and fist my ass
>hear a noise at the door
>ohfuck.jpg it's my wife
>whatever, she probably knows I fuck boys too...besides, she's a fucking HAG. I love her to death though
>attend to various business tasks until around 8:00 p.m.
>sit down in my beanbag chair made of octopus leather and human hair
>read Beverly Nichols for a while
>drink five shots of espresso, grab the wife, and head down the street to dance at the local discotheque
>dance until midnight
>go home
>fuck boy slave again
>rinse and repeat

>mrw when I'm Rick owens

[Anonymous No.12280260]

>wake up 6am est
>go back to sleep until 7:40
>wake up and rush to turn my alarm off
>7:41
>alarm screams
>turn off alarm
>check social media and texts
>shower
>watch an ep of terrace house
>commute into the city
>get complimented by my boss for doing well the past few weeks
>fall asleep at my desk
>dream about my stealing qt coworker away from her boyf
>wake up
>its only been 5 mins
>do nothing
>leave for lunch at 1, order a burger

Currently waiting for the burger ama

[Anonymous No.12280261]

>>12280260
Fuck you, I'm so hungry stuck in this stupid Advertising Campaigns class, I want a burger :(

[Anonymous No.12280269]

>>12280261
Just go to the bathroom 25 mins before class ends and just order delivery to the building and eat a hearty meal as you walk from class to class

[Anonymous No.12280312]

>woke up
>had unprotected sex with girlfriend
>showered, brushed teeth, did hair
>had a bowl of cereal for breakfast
>headed off to college at a 2-year technical school (in my last semester of a Mechatronics program)
>reviewed some ladder logic code to control a servo motor
>took a quiz on control charts
>read a fiction book for an hour
>now taking a shit and posting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12280318]

>wake up
>browse twitter on phone
>do math
>eat
>do math
>eat
>develop website
>sleep
All i've done the latest 6 months.
And then some reddit and other entertainment thrown in here and there.

[Anonymous No.12280429]

>>12279792
It's at work. I pay 150£ per month and I have gas, water, electric and tax included. Trying to save money for my own place.
It's not that bad, since I'll probably stay alone for the rest of the year, now that the old men left.

[Anonymous No.12280779]

>>12280195
ahh i might be a 7 or 8. i'm pretty sure, i mean, i have people offering to buy me plane tickets it's cray omg. i wanna be someone's waifu with a lil /fa/m eventually :'^) buuut for now i gotta keep strivin' to be better

also at night
>be introverted
>but also not
>look back in regret from all my missed opportunies/connections that were thrown at me
>repeat for the next 60-70 years
SUCH IS LIFE

[Anonymous No.12280813]

>wake up at 12pm
>take bath
>do hair + make up
>go to appointment with my new psychiatrist (she turned out to be a nice lady)
>smoke two cigarettes to deal with anxiety of meeting said psychiatrist
>buy toothbrushes and a sleeping mask because im getting cosmetic surgery next tuesday
>get groceries
>have dinner: cauliflower, potatoes and some kind of veggie burger
>play hatoful boyfriend holiday star (sakuya best bird)
>do dishes
>eat nice cream bowl topped with blueberries, chia seeds, cocoa nibs, almonds and vegan coconut ice cream
>be in heaven
>remove makeup, cleanse, brush teeth
>bed

[Anonymous No.12280845]

>>12280813
I would kill myself if my life was as boring as this

[Anonymous No.12280854]

>>12280813
>all this healthy eating and pampering
>smokes

dumb whore. I have no sympathy for middle class white girls like you who only take up smoking to be victims

[Anonymous No.12280873]

Woke up late; slightly past 10AM.
Got out of bed and stood by the balcony for a while, looking at the daily hustle and bustle of people going about their business.
Went out back to my garden. Had a cigarette while making some business calls.
It is now 12:30. I get dressed and walk to La Cambre. Met a Swiss tourist, and had a conversation about architecture and the Protestant Reformation. Afterwards I talked to some students; friendly but otherwise mundane discussion. Bought some tickets for an upcoming show.
Go to some friends' nearby house. The girls offer me coffee. We talk for a couple of hours about politics, relationships and the greater meaning of things.
More cigarettes are smoked.
It's now 16:00. We need to get to work on our architecture project. We link up with our work groups and make little to no progress.
Everyone decides to go home.
I thought I'd see my parents, so after grabbing some stuff from home I drove out of town to do that.
Mom made me some wonderful food. Dad was happy to see me. We talked and laughed.

Life's alright.

(I really enjoyed reading most of the previous posts, too. It's really neat we can share stuff like this on 4chan of all places.)

[Anonymous No.12280877]

>>12273647
>wake up at 9:30
>"oh shit I'm late for lecture"
>get there at 9:45
>file compression with binary trees
>go back home
>jack off
>go to math lecture at 12:30
>taylor series
>go eat some pancakes
And now I'm wasting time on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12280882]

>4:30am
>wake up, give myself few minutes to before getting off bed
>turn the coffee pot on
>take shower in the meantime
>coffee & cig
>dry the hair, take a shit
>leave home quarter past 5
>go to work
>wake half the country
>talk for three to four hours
>go for a coffee or first meal
>in the meantime write something /lit/
>after 1 pm go to uni
>around 6 pm return to the studio
>do some work related shit, have own program once a week
>eventually meet really late some friends or return home
>go to sleep before midnight.

it's fun although i'm workaholic

[Anonymous No.12280911]

>wake up at 6:30
>eat some cornflakes
>weetabix are better tho
>cold shower
>more cornflakes
>get dressed
>school
>get home
>eat a shit ton of fruit and granola
>do laundry
>drink water
>fart around
>post in a "greentext your day" thread on /fa/
>haha see what I did there
>haha
>eat a shit ton of hummus
>6:00
>now
what im gonna do l8r
>work out
>eat a salad
>fart around more
>slep

[Anonymous No.12280955]

>>12280162
>when he says he wants to liberate this pussy

[Anonymous No.12280995]

>>12280779
please stop typing like that, fucking cringe

>i-if i use all the 4chan meemees they'll like me!

[Anonymous No.12281067]

>wake up 10 minutes before my alarm at 4:50
>get up, have coffee, get ready for work
>work's horrible, no managers, no one knows what the fuck they're doing
>new guy at work, try to help him out where I can
>give him my number at the end of my shift
>buy shampoo and conditioner
>go to job agency
>leave car at job agency and take a train to the mall
>text my friends
>eat a burrito and buy some clothes
>call friend I had a falling out with, can't figure out a time/day to catch up so forget about it
>guy from work texts me
>has a gf
>fuck
>walk down to op shop and buy a pair of adidas sweatpants
>catch train back to my town, walk back up to car, drive to grocery store and buy chips and icecream
>go home, shower
>miss a call from a friend at 6:13
>call back at 6:24, no answer
>they call back at 6:50, wanted to come over after they had work but just went home because I didn't answer
>chat for a few minutes, make vague plans to catch up
>fuck around on the internet until 10pm
>sleep

[Anonymous No.12281120]

>>12280873

[Anonymous No.12281161]

>>12273796
I feel you. Been suffering from panic disorder for three years and im in fucking medical school.

[Anonymous No.12281518]

>>12281067
6/10 but could go up depending on what clothes you buy

>>12280911
5/10 get better eating habits

>>12280882
8/10, probably as good as it gets for a uni student

>>12280877
4/10 what about your hobbies man

>>12280873
0/10
do you know how to greentext

>>12280813
5/10 hope your new psychiatrist help

>>12280318
1/10
boring

>>12280312
4/10
is she on the pill

>>12280261
Advertising seems cool though

>>12280260
4/10, make a move on her!!
What did you get on your burger

>>12280213
8/10 if real

>>12280207
7/10 what country

>>12280195
Not sure how someone who leads men and women on is wife material tbph

>>12280174
2/10

>>12280162
4/10 this seems fun but reckless and like you'll burn out soon

>>12279625
6/10 Kind of depressing

[Anonymous No.12281543]

>>12281067
can i have ur number

[Anonymous No.12281580]

> wake up at 11am
> fuck around on my phone
> send the usual barrage of memes to a friend who's on a exchange semester
> god i wish that was me
> shower
> breakfast
> clean the dogs shit
> go with dad and sis to the mall
> burger king time
> go back home
> take a shit
> pc time, see more memes, youtube and shit
> play some OW with my boys
> we get put with some braindead teammates
> lose like 4 times in a row
> take a break, read some star wars comics
> eat again with the senpai, laughing at the dog and the way he reacts when mom arrives
> clean room
> some more OW, losing streak goes on
> give up and go to bed

[Anonymous No.12281592]

>wake up at 630
>snooze 10 times
>roll out of bed at 7
>coffee, shit, shower
>drive to uni and smoke
>accounting class
>get rained on and ship a guitar I sold out at the PO
>dick around a job fair because everyone there was either not in my field or strangely standoffish
>drive to fruit market and buy Fuji apples
>chill with friends at coffee shop and put off studying while smoking and chatting about our spring break trip abroad
>half ass studying and /fa/
Good day. Outside of the random bouts of anxiety, this was a damn near perfect day.

Better day then most.

[Anonymous No.12281933]

>>12281543
Yeah

[Anonymous No.12281949]

>>12281580
>blaming your team for your losses
hows 2k

[Anonymous No.12282050]

>wake up at 3PM because only got 3hrs of sleep the night before
>read a good morning text received hours ago from the girlfriend of a coworker
>chill on my phone for an hour or so
>do some yard work
>take a shower
>snap chat with my crush (different girl) all day till she sleeps
>browse the internet on computer
>co worker's gf sends me half naked pics

[Anonymous No.12282137]

>wake up at 9AM
>consciously set alarm back 15 minutes 3x
>cook oatmeal for breakfast
>skate to class
>get migraine in coding class
>get chinese food for lunch and watch vice documentary
>run into qt girl from last semester
>awkward exchange
>book psychiatrist
>migraine returns for econ class
>skate back to apartment
>cook chicken breast and rice, while listening to podcast and music
>submit assignment
>overwatch & browse /fa/
>sleep

[Anonymous No.12282147]

>>12282050
>snap chat with my crush (different girl) all day till she sleeps

goddam you fucking millenials just fuck her already or get a life

[Anonymous No.12282163]

>>12280162
do you go to uni in nola ? mardi gras as a uni student here is soooo much better

[Anonymous No.12282424]

>>12281518
Travel guy here

Morocco, took the boat across the straight and now I'm in Spain and regretting it hard

[Anonymous No.12282521]

>>12273647

>wake up at 6:10 am
>shower
>get dressed, make coffee and make bed
>drink coffee and watch TV
>brush teeth
>go to work
>assist a 5/5 qt undergraduate on her lab project
>go home
>listen a radio show on soccer
>greentext your day to 4chan

[Anonymous No.12282606]

>>12280955
pic related
>>12281518
eh yeah i don't usually go out drinking. but i wouldn't say i lead anyone on, i just feel really introverted sometimes and people end up liking me anyway. i have this weird anxiety thing going on
>>12282163
nah! but i bet, haven't signed up for anything yet

[Anonymous No.12282665]

>7:30am
>ciggy + redbull
>shower, toke
>breakfast
>bike to office
>bike home & cook something nice
>bike back again to office
>fucking sick of biking, totaled car
>go home, pour drink
>drink smoke coke while doing casual business
>sleep

[Anonymous No.12282863]

> woke up at 9pm
> buy macdonalds and bring it back to 1 room no windows apartment above a market in Asia.
> 11pm go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.12283146]

>wake up 7:25am
>still high as fuck
>drive out of home
>realize to fuckin High to drive all the way to school
>chill near Starbucks parking lot close from home
>move car to library still high
>go to the bathroom
>look at construction worker because I don't what the hell is happening for a minute
>he says something I don't here
>go to the bathroo, in city hall
>shit was cash
>reimagining what the fuck am I doing with my life
>Repeat till 930ish
>go home
>sleep
>11 wake up, wonder what the fuck happened
>eat still high

[Anonymous No.12283424]

>>12281518
burgerboy here

really want to make a move, seeing if she wants to see a movie this weekend if she doesnt go see her LDR boyf. ty anon

got just bacon and cheese cause im a pleb

[Anonymous No.12283441]

>>12280911
>>12281518
yeah but thinspo is lyfe

[Anonymous No.12283577]

>wake up at 6:30 for useless english class
>drink too much coffee so i got late
>have to run
>ditch contemporary art classes cuz boring
>talk to friend, stay in the park cuz good weather
>go to the museum afterwards
>it's fashion week in paris
>rick owens women's show takes place today at the musem where i'm at
>we manage to catch the very end looking through a door
>place is full of ridiculous fa people
>stay around for a while, then leave
it was a good day, i'll be in the back of a few fashion shoots outside. also models are frighteningly thin and look so sad even outside the runway/ got a shitty pic on my phone but i'm on my computer and to lazy to use my phone to link it so have an unrelated image instead

[Anonymous No.12283600]

>>12283577
forgot to mention, people witnessing the show look pretty vapid too. i was next to a few of them when we were out, they were in groups of friends but not talking, just checking their phones all the damn time;

[Anonymous No.12283641]

>>12281120
fucking kek this reaction is perfect

[Anonymous No.12283858]

>>12281518
>Not sure how someone who leads men and women on is wife material tbph

I can be the one who tames this wild qt

[Anonymous No.12284010]

Ok let's go.
>Wake up at 9:00 after only 3 hours of sleep due to insomnia
>no time for breakfast
>job interview at 10:00, went better than expected
>now I'm an employed live guitarist at an event company
>home again at 11:30 and sleep for 3 hours.
>eat something
>do songwriting and practicing vocals and guitar
>internet

[Anonymous No.12284105]

>wake up 5 minutes before alarm at 6:40am
>turn on keurig
>make 2 large servings in a travel mug
>put on some clothes that I picked out last night because I'm autistic
>put a splash of milk in my coffee
>eat some oatmeal with fresh fruit and sip coffee
>brush my teeth quickly and hop in my friends car and head to uni
>bump music in the car
>hang out in the library and finish coffee
>go to class, calc shit
>head to mcdicks with my friends and i get a coffee and a mcdouble
>back to uni
>classes
>head home
>finish calc homework and drink some black tea
>hang out and listen to music, read, play a little melee
>order a pizza
>smoke some weed
>finish 3 slices of pizza and put the rest in the fridge
>more reading and music
>take a shower and smoke some more weed
>drink some herbal tea and browse my favorite boards (fa, lit, ck)
Probably gonna sleep now. Decent day overall.

[Sieg No.12284165]

>>12273647
>Wake up 3pm
>Stand in shower with water running
>Walk German Shepherd/lab mix
>Feed her
>Get dinner, yell at pro immigrant protesters. If they love Mexicans so much move to Mexico. Southern California is still America.
>Get to office around 5-5:30
>Talk to real estate agents as if I give a shit about what they do...Real estate agents are the burnout losers of this world....If you think you've ever dealt with useless people manage a bunch of these fucks for a living.
> Play DotA and afk most of the game as I had some correspondence (aka people who need hand holding to wipe their own ass asking dumbass questions... You're 45 fucking years old you can't fill out a few forms on your own?) to respond to.
>Currently in office right now, just bought tickets off fandango to watch Logan because I'm lame.
>Will probably leave here soon and go buy some clothes....I'm still wearing mostly margiela and James perse....Cheap and easy
>Need to buy .300 blackout at Walmart for the shooting range tomorrow morning. Friend's brother wants to try it... We're supposed to go to a spot to shoot some pigs with a bow. I bought and setup some carbon fiber Hoyt monstrosity see if I can do it.

I don't live an /fa/ life or even a pleasant one.

[Sieg No.12284176]

>>12280195
You want your wife to be some girl that sleeps around?

[Sieg No.12284191]

>>12273749
You started your undergraduate degree 7+ years ago...You have yet to obtain a single degtee

[Anonymous No.12284201]

>>12273647
>wake up strangely energized
>go to school
>find out everyone in my program is a disgusting degen freak
>Ex: one dude jacked off almost every day last block in the boy's bathroom last year
>go to work
>get treated like shit but those tips r so gud
>stress up $$ for nose job + exams
>come home extremely nauseous, puke
>4chan/lolcow

i hate my life

[Sieg No.12284202]

I've always had an idea /fa/ was dirt poor but this takes the cake you all just do the same thing: thrift store, marijuana, minimum wage job, eat cheap food.

And splurge on used clothing at grailed.com as something special.... That's not /fa/ ... That's just living below the poverty line.

Imagine how even shittier your lives would have been with Clinton in the white house.....Bread and water diets and meat outlawed since killing cows isn't in the feminst agenda

[Anonymous No.12284206]

>>12281518
>8/10 if real
it's not real, it's actually Rick's life more or less

[Anonymous No.12284461]

>wake up 7:30
>out the door for high school 8:00
>high school high school
>ditch last period get food with gf
>little bit of thrifting
>fucking in 5pm light on bare mattress
>walk dog
>write poetry, lay in bed, one cig
>weed

[Anonymous No.12285250]

>wake up at 5:27 am
>text gf that i love her
>get out of bet at like 11am
>make breakfast of eggs and toast
>have second breakfast of black coffee, a cig, a g+t and 60mg of adderall
>work on essays for art history& english until 5:30
>go to english class
>sitting in class now

[Anonymous No.12285280]

>Drank multiple bottles of wine the night before
>Invite 2 girls, one 7/10 asian, the other 8/10 polish girl
>I really wanna sleep with polish girl, but she wouldn't in terms of respect of her best friend 7/10 asian girl
>I constantly sleep with 7/10 asian girl, but one day polish girl
>polish girl finds me attractive but can't act upon it
>anyway, after drinking wine polish girl leaves
>left alone with 7/10 asian
>fuck all night
>I work the next day
>Slept at 5am, wake up at 8 am
>Tell her to leave my flat
>I get to work wearing tan combat army boots, black chinos, black FreshJive tshirt with Obey Limited edition black sweater, and vintage Croydon Burgundy Trench coat
>Get to work, make an espresso
>here I am now

PS: The black obey sweater is completely black except with a black and white skull on the left side of sweater like a logo (minimalism)

[Anonymous No.12285290]

>>12273647

>talk with girl i like till 4 am
>sleep
>wake up at around 8
>shower and head to uni
>go hangout with girl
>help setup art exhibits ( she's a painting major)
>go to class
>write paper on Chinese Philosophy
>go back to qt, chill till 7pm
>home
>go out with bro
>talk about new films we're gonna shoot
>come home
>work on a new mixtape for my qt
>4chan
>12:36 am

[Anonymous No.12285599]

Yesterday:

>8am wake up, coffee, meditate then work out for 20 mins
>small breakfast (turkey bacon, more coffee, toast with strawberry preserves, grapefruit)
>German course (at uni)
>sit outside and read between classes
>digital design course
>biology lab
>small lunch (bagel with garlic butter and pomegranate seeds)
>go home
>watch first half hour of some stream on twitch
>skate over to go's place to work/chill for a few hours
>go back home
>watch horror movie with some friends
>break into abandoned mental hospital at 11 to take photos
>get back at 1 am, watch another movie before passing out