/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.12260968]

>be me
>25 years old (still a virgen, dont give a fuck never will stfu)
>go to the mall with my best friend who wears supreme
>walking in the store like 'i got rick owen what up!'
>qt turns around
>miring my fit (of course, dude)
>walk up to her
>she's like 'i really like ur fit, got tumblr?'
>think to myself 'god what a fucking pleb, i should just fuck her'
>turn around give my bro a brofist
>suddenly le big negro boyfriend of her walks up to me
>he grabs me by my neck and pushes me onto the corner of the rick owens shop
>I scream 'no please no it took me 3 hours to put on these high end layers'
>he opens my buttcheeks and starts fuccking my fucking tiny ass asssscheeks
>friend runs off and commits suicide
>le me derp face

god i fucking hate my life why does this always happen to me

[Anonymous No.12260975]

I fucking hate this website and almost all of the people who come on it.

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.12263030]

>>12260968
This fucking hurt to read.
What fucking mall has a rick shop

[Anonymous No.12263089]

>>12260968
Wow that was funny!

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