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How do I pick up tumblr-esque girls? I've never asked a girl out before and I don't really know how to talk to people

>> No.12167173

Lesbian movies in the theater
Local city college
Slam poetry nights
Graveyards (they're there for the photo ops)
Urban Outfitters
Thrift stores

>> No.12167177

>>12167152
you don't pick up tumblr girls dumbass. they usually date people who can't stand them or some guy whos more pretentious than them.

They can smell how desperate you are from mile away.

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>>12167173
Thanks for the locations at least I know where they are, now how do I enter a partially mutual benefitting partnership with them?

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>>12167177

>> No.12167204

>Tumblr girls

If you have a penis make up a gender, if you have a vagina just go to a city college and find any girl who looks like she browses tumblr and she'll be willing to try

>> No.12167249

>>12167204
Can I pick heterosexual as my gender or I guess pansexual could work

>> No.12167278

>>12167249
wear a choker

>> No.12167351

>>12167152
>Be attractive
>Be tall (at least 6'0" helps
>Prominent jaw
>Nice eyes
>Huge wang
>Deep Voice
>Straight but admit it when you find a man attractive
>Like gay media like AHS, Melanie Martinez, Lady Gaga, Supernatural, Homestuck, etc

easy

>> No.12167393

>>12167351
Concerts of gay bands like Cigarettes After Sex. I swear, I haven't ever seen this many tumblrinas at one place

>> No.12167420

>>12167351
Do I have to be white? I feel like I do

>> No.12167425

>>12167420
no

>> No.12167446

>>12167152
Carry around a diaper bag.

>> No.12167455

>>12167204
>>12167173
>>12167177
>>12167393


All of the above are by highschoolers, neckbeards or balding 19-something twinks with no experience whatsoever.

As someone who has actually dated and fucked plenty of them, there's only one rule: be Chad.
They don't actually believe in nothing, so your political views are absolutely irrelevant. They just play a role and they care about looking / sounding more open minded than their female peers.

They want, like any other girl on this planet, a tall, fit Chad. That's about it.

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>>12167152
I need to know this too ;_;.

I usually wear basic t-shirts or printed shirts with black or light wash blue jeans, with adidas, converse or vans sneakers.

But I'm not manly at all an neither is my voice.

But now that I think of it I'm kind of feminine and delicate and they probably like this kind of mix between man and woman.

I'm 5'11 but a bit overweight with nice face, a decent wang, straight and I like crystal castles. I'm latino tho.

Do I stand a chance

>> No.12167474

>>12167455
>All of the above are by highschoolers, neckbeards or balding 19-something twinks with no experience whatsoever
>believes in the /r9k/ chad meme
you must be 18+ to post here

>> No.12167480

>>12167456
>not manly
>latino

lmao. go for the fat trashy spics instead.

actually, nevermind. even those want a man

>> No.12167485

>>12167480
My ex is one of those

>> No.12167487

I'm gay, but I turn down tumblr girls in real life on a basically daily basis.
>Remain politically silent if your views don't align with them, or be able to make jokes without revealing right wing ideas you adhere to.
>Music to like: Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Twenty One Pilots, Florence and the Machine, the Weeknd, Chainsmokers, Some older stuff like Talking Heads and classic shit like Nirvana they all love or pretend to love
>Aesthetic should be pretty chill or cute. Tumblr girls will fuck feminine dudes. I'm 5'6 fag drowning in tumblr pussy
>Starbucks, and get faggy shit too. Get a strawberry cream frappe and say how lit the pinkness of it is
>You don't have problems in your life, but they have soooo many and its so sad they have to deal with them, but they are so strong for doing so
>Art, be able to sketch shit if nothing else. A good sketch of some stupid tumblr memes will get your dick sucked
>Dying your hair neon colors is acceptable if you do it right

I recommend you go to a concert for twenty one pilots or something and learn the lyrics so you can sing with them, only type of girl that would jump on it for that if tumblr girls

>> No.12167618

>>12167351
>Homestuck
Is it 2012
and are you over the age of 15?

>> No.12167623

>>12167152

dress like a ASOS or Represent model. I do and get that stinky tumblr puss all the timr. also helps to be tall and good looking white guy

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>>12167623
>white guy

>> No.12167721

>>12167711
hey, if you're black or east asian that might be a selling point so they can prove they're sufficiently liberal and open minded

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>>12167152
>girl

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>>12167725
Lmao why do people keep saying that??

>> No.12167746

>>12167721
nah
tumblr chicks don't mess with those guys. its all talk to get back at their white bfs who dumped them


seen more white guys with tumblr black chicks

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>>12167742
That's clearly a tranny senpai
If it's not you like girls who look like drag queens, you're probably a faggot either way lmao

>> No.12167770

>>12167748
It's not though...

>> No.12167783

>>12167721
>>12167711
They love asian men, but you gotta be some kpop fag. Blacks need to fit the non-threatening social justice character, but regardless non-whites are just getting back at daddy to them which is basically their whole life.
t. >>12167487 this guy

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>>12167783
Now I understand

>> No.12168377

>>12167152
Dude all these girls are the same shit over and over again, I don't really think it's worth it to get involved with one of them, I got involved with 2 and both situations have been full of mental illnesses and shallowness everywhere.

Now if you just want to fuck one of them i'd say do it they make my dick hard af

>> No.12168396

>>12167152
It's actually reassuring that I'm now old enough to be completely bewildered by the behavior/style of people 5-10 years younger than me. It means nature is taking its course.

I'm just trying to contemplate how on earth this could even be considered remotely attractive and coming up blank.

I am judging you, but I'm also not. This is just how it happens I guess.

>> No.12168686

>>12167152

it depends on how much upper-body strength you have. but one safe bet is the fireman carry, with their anterior torso across your shoulders and one of their legs and arms hanging around each side of your neck.

even if you're a skinny, weak, numale cuck, you should be able to pick up somebody using the fireman carry.

>> No.12168710

>>12167183
>how do I enter a partially mutual benefitting partnership with them?
Draw up a contract with favorable terms and ask them to sign it.

>> No.12168977

>>12167152
How to get Tumblr girls???? I had my hair ash blond with my pixie hair and I wore my tech ninja fit and they were already giggling and smiling at me and approached me the only thing to do was talk back to one or interact in a way but I don't like Tumblr girls cuz they would hurt my feelings

>> No.12169000

>>12167474
>he hasn't realised the /r9k/ chad memes are actually true
you must be 18+ to post here

>> No.12169042

>>12168396
out of curiosity, what exactly do you find unappealing about her? the only sort of fringe aspects of this look are the hair color, piercing and orange eyelids. in terms of balanced facial features she's pretty conventionally attractive.

>> No.12169353

>>12167183
>>12167456
These look normal.

>>12167152
>>12167742
But what's the male equivalent of this?

>> No.12169376

>>12169353
A faggot.

>> No.12169410

>>12169353

see >>12168928

>> No.12169446

i get mad tumblr vag from being a feminine fuck who wears cool clothes and has a septum piercing. i fucked a girl after she put makeup on me last night. dont fucking @ me

>> No.12169452
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12169452

I used to get randomly approached by a lot of alty girls on social media. The weird thing is that they were all really into the occult and pagan type shit. I had no idea why for the longest time and I thought that they might have known each other, some ended up being stalkers and some ended up being good for casual sex. I realised a while ago that my full name is (completely accidentally) the same as one of the central things (could be a god, holiday, type of magic but I'm not gunna specifiy) for the kind of neo-pagan, wiccan community. I've definitely fucked a lot of girls who thought they knew me in past lives, but I've also attracted the odd violent stalker.

>> No.12169462

>>12169353
I'm a sucker for dsl's

>> No.12169464

>>12169452
that is actually really really funny

>> No.12169624
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12169624

>>12169452
Is your name Walpurgisnacht Jones?

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>go on tinder
>profile pics: one or two artsy posed ones, one fake-candid picture of drinking coffee or wine, one girly picture with the snapchat dog filter or flower crown filter, one of your dog if you have one. wear a denim jacket in one of the pics.
>profile text (in this order): 1. a self-depracating joke-y description of yourself 2. a paragraph about your interests, preferrably "feminine" ones like photography and art and fashion (don't put vidya there you fucking nerd) 3. if you go to an art school or live in a nice town a paragraph of basic info, if you're a jobless rat then never mention it. 4. something to indicate you're in the lgbt+ community even if you're not, like a rainbow emoji or smth 5. link to your tumblr if you have one
>link with spotify, start listening to shit like the 1975, twenty one pilots, the smiths, the xx, joy division, and some semi-obscure "intellectual" rap so they appear in your faves
>put a gay song as your anthem if you didn't follow step four of the text guide, otherwise a song from one of the bands listed (bonus points for putting a song that's both i.e. loving someone or this charming man)
>if your insta is artsy and cool then link tinder with that, otherwise never mention it

so in short be like them as much as you can and you'll be okay.

also dress in manner similiar to this picture it helps

>> No.12169635

>>12169452
hello mister Crowley

>> No.12169637

>>12169624
>>12169635
Nope, both good guesses though