How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one?

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How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one? Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:25:35 2017 No.12135342 [Reply] [Original]

I want to look like a member of the SS, not the LGBT. Any tips for what I should tell the barber when I ask for it to avoid looking like a pompous fag?

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:33:59 2017 No.12135370
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>>12135342
I love the haircut too. But I would be wait a bit because at the moment it's clcihe as fuck. The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird. But anyways, here are some good ones from youngstalin.com

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:34:30 2017 No.12135371
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show pic. tell them to not make it too long on the top. specify the length on the top very specifically because that is what makes you end up looking life a pompous fag. make sure they blend well and they dont just give you broccoli hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:35:29 2017 No.12135373 File: 12 KB, 236x271, fringe-undercut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:35:31 2017 No.12135375 File: 74 KB, 675x922, broccoli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135371 broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:35:47 2017 No.12135378 >>12135371 What's a good length in inches for the top in your opinion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:36:56 2017 No.12135380 File: 24 KB, 531x944, unnamed (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135373 and here's a pic of me trying to get this one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:37:10 2017 No.12135381 >>12135370 I'm a young guy but I have a good jaw. I think I can pull it off and I'm willing to commit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:37:37 2017 No.12135383 >>12135378 3-4 inches

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:40:10 2017 No.12135388 File: 247 KB, 1536x1024, good haircut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135383 Thanks I'll bring some pictures and start at 4 inches and see how it looks. Appreciate the advice!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:40:31 2017 No.12135390 >>12135380 are you the Dylan roof dude?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:41:28 2017 No.12135394 >>12135390 yep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:41:33 2017 No.12135395 File: 338 KB, 573x523, laughs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135375 oh god this is so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:43:33 2017 No.12135406 >>12135380 I think with a few extra years of aging you could look really handsome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:44:38 2017 No.12135409 >>12135380 >>12135406 Also SHAVE LITTLE SIDE BURN HAIRS RIGHT NOW THEY TRIGGER ME

>>	ري هقوص R Y · H V Q V S !KNDY.F27NY Wed Jan 11 15:49:27 2017 No.12135430 File: 869 KB, 442x502, IMG_0382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://ryzhknd.tumblr.com/post/68102574251/the-year-is-twothousand-ten-i-get-a

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:52:24 2017 No.12135436 File: 66 KB, 200x200, yeahdad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135430 >caring what other people do >not just doing whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 15:56:32 2017 No.12135446 >>12135394 It's a nice cut but I have a lot of younger cousins aged 11-14 and they all have this cut. V hansom tho

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:09:31 2017 No.12135488
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Have you tried looking at pictures of desirable haircuts of members of the SS and abstracting from them a description of the haircut in terms of length, angles, shapes, blending or lack thereof etc? I'm sure this will give you better results than listening to poor advice or bringing pictures of completely different haircuts as seen in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:37:24 2017 No.12135571 >>12135375 >>12135395 Never go full broccoli, I made that mistake already.

>>	sad man Wed Jan 11 16:38:54 2017 No.12135577 File: 6 KB, 187x250, spicyyyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is my hair atm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:39:56 2017 No.12135580 RRRRICHARD SPENCER I CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOU YOU CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE ME YEAH NO HOMO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:43:40 2017 No.12135593 >>12135580 DON'T TALK TO THOSE JEWS THEY'RE SUCH DIRTY THIEVES PARANOIA PARNOIAIA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:45:22 2017 No.12135601 File: 35 KB, 357x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135342 THIS. I had my barber do this. Then I went to work and a random Mexican I work with stopped gave me a Nazi salut and said HEIL hitler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:55:07 2017 No.12135632 File: 3.61 MB, 1195x1615, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135342 The nazis rocked a lot of different styles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 16:58:38 2017 No.12135642 File: 88 KB, 500x342, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can go full undercut. But if you want to try and look less LGBT do a low skin cut. Tell the barber to keep the hair on the top of the sides.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:56:42 2017 No.12135819 >>12135342 OP here I got my undercut and I LOVE IT. Thanks for all the advice, this is my favorite hair cut I've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:41:04 2017 No.12135952 >implying nazis weren't pompous borderline homosexual hipsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:42:33 2017 No.12135960 >>12135632 >himmler looking like a cossack JUST

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:38:19 2017 No.12136115 >>12135952 Ive always wondered if the nationalist socialist high command had repressed homosexuality for their interest in art and sculpture, the no girls allowed vibe of the military,

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:22:01 2017 No.12136243 >>12136115 They were. And they some were drug addicts. Etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 21:01:30 2017 No.12136375 >>12136115 The guy who ran it before hitler was hella gay

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 21:04:25 2017 No.12136377
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>>12136115
You can find plenty of evidence of homosexual nazis most notably Ernst Röhm. But being interested in art and not letting your breeding stock fight like a Russian animal are not good reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 03:42:59 2017 No.12137249 >>12135380 they don't look the same at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 03:59:33 2017 No.12137274 >How do I get a good, conservative hitler youth undercut and not a shitty hipster one? A handsome Wermacht soldier or model, and 20 something butch from Portland can have the same exact haircut; the difference is in the person, not the hair.

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:46:59 2017 No.12138228
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>>12135370
too much blending and too short in the front, back looks weird, also can't judge shit with this much product and that angle

>>12135371
too short on the top, hair too thin and dry

>>12135373
is that a mohawk or the longest forehead known to man?

>>12135375
too ethnic, too broccoli

>>12135380
get a better camera, fix those loose strands of hair, your nose is adorable, shave higher in the back, the line should be more parallel than turned downwards

>>12135388
no parting visible, no blending whatsoever, acceptable but too much undercut and a little too short on top for that look

>>12135601
I bet this fucking faggot had that parting shaved in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 12:49:08 2017 No.12138235 >>12135342 Well to make it look good you should have a face that compliments the cut. If you have a chubby face that doesn't show your jaw line or cheek bones you will look like the latter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:07:19 2017 No.12138291 >>12135342 >I want to look like a member of the SS >Any tips to avoid looking like a pompous fag? had a hearty kek thanks m8 :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 13:17:06 2017 No.12138326 >>12135388 His side profile is better than dead on. Has a weak chin

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:43:04 2017 No.12138674 File: 303 KB, 1586x2642, IMG_1487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was my hair before it got shaved off what do you guys think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:44:14 2017 No.12138681 >>12138674 Looks cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:46:41 2017 No.12138694 >>12138674 Idk how it looks because I have curly hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:48:06 2017 No.12138699 >>12138681 Thank

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 15:56:07 2017 No.12138720 File: 181 KB, 675x774, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12138228 That's a normal part you idiot. Only spics gets get the "hard part" Pic related.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 16:16:28 2017 No.12138754 >>12138228 >too short on the top, hair too thin and dry He was in a fucking prison back in those days, I doubt that he could maintain good hair care there, that's probably why he cut his long mane.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 18:37:05 2017 No.12139243 >>12135380 10/10 qt 3.14 Would march into poland with desu

Anonymous Thu Jan 12 19:42:17 2017 No.12139407
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>>12138754
Oh no, he was in a comfortable Norwegian prison, how could he possible have decent looking hair there. Good thing them German boys in in the middle of fucking nowhere dragging themselves through dirt and snow and blood were all stocked up on conditioner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:11:38 2017 No.12139481 >>12135371 He looks like Graham Chapman without his beard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:14:14 2017 No.12139486 >>12136115 >the no girls allowed vibe of the military All-male militaries were the norm prior to the late 20th century.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 20:16:24 2017 No.12139495 File: 143 KB, 565x419, 1481324243070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12136115 You what, mate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:02:57 2017 No.12139727 File: 142 KB, 743x800, IMG_1555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12135342 Just ask for a classic side part(not the piece of shit modern one) with low tapers on the sides and back

>>	pigfuck Thu Jan 12 22:25:48 2017 No.12139779 File: 156 KB, 1036x615, LK1Y5Be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12136115 this post is offensive. the scope of the stupidity and sanctimonious faggotry of its author is really something to behold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 12 22:41:22 2017 No.12139823 >>12135380 that nose is perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 00:15:09 2017 No.12140064 >>12136115 >>>10000000

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 01:09:27 2017 No.12140184 >>12138674 aaaaahhhh why would you shave that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 01:14:58 2017 No.12140193 >>12135342 i wish i could convince my boyfriend to get this cut (the conservative nazi type not the homo broccoli type). makes men look handsome af

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 01:26:33 2017 No.12140213 >>12135577 suicide pls, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 01:47:21 2017 No.12140256 File: 72 KB, 746x386, mattias.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The supperior hiter youth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 02:12:08 2017 No.12140297 >>12140193 Do you prefer it swept to the side or swept back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 02:17:39 2017 No.12140305 File: 267 KB, 1280x720, hairr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related is my standard to show the barber when I'm after this style Source is Jason Statham in Enemies at the Wall

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 02:41:38 2017 No.12140341 >>12140184 I was in a car crash which left me in a coma, they shaved it off while I was asleep so they could put a drain tube in my head

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 03:24:22 2017 No.12140384 >>12140341 I might post a pic taken of me in a coma With cuts all over my head for proof if no one posts in a wrecked thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 08:54:14 2017 No.12140756 >>12140305 exdee, quality post

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:30:21 2017 No.12140800 >>12135342 The proportions of everything is very important, make sure to understand the proportions that your own face needs and give your barber detailed instructions for what you want. I know exactly what I want so it mostly turns out good

Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:37:17 2017 No.12140816

>>12135342
>I want to look like a member of the SS

>whatever mom you don't know me this is who I am

>>12135370
The alt-righters I see with these haircuts don't look very good to me either because if you don't look very masculine and wear that haircut, you'll look weird.

Cringe. Given that most alt-righters are virginal "men's rights" fedoras, the idea of them trying to be masculine and virile is amusing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 13 09:53:19 2017 No.12140832 File: 42 KB, 450x320, 1411689588606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12138720 >tfw my hair looks like that naturally

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