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How do I know which leg to put my dick in?

>> No.12043461

>>12043458
one in each leg obviously

>> No.12043503

>>12043458
Balls in one leg, dick in the other.

>> No.12043523

i switch sides sides every day

>> No.12044165

My dick kinda chose for itself just go with the flow

>> No.12044403

>>12043458
My dick curves to the left so it naturally just sits to the left in my pants

>> No.12044418

political ideology

centrists don't need much space because they have a tiny dick anyway

>> No.12044471

>>12044165
this.and most men go to the left

>> No.12044475

>>12044471
I image this is because most men would use their right hand for tucking

>> No.12044481

>>12044475
Thats what I though as well, and something like 9% go to the right so that would make sense don't remember where I got the figures from

>> No.12044499

>>12043458
I dress to the right, but not consciously

>> No.12044506

>tfw dick too small to need to be slid down a leg most of the time

>> No.12044511
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12044511

>tfw 2" soft but 7.5" hard
Laugh with me, brehs
Best feeling coming through

>> No.12044522

>>12044506

You sure your pants fit you? My dick needs to go to the left even when it's soft.

>> No.12044531

>>12044475
I wish I were smart enough to think stuff like this through :(

>> No.12044532

>>12044522
Well it goes to one side (alternates), but it doesn't go very far down the actual leg.
Weird typing this

>> No.12044544

Girls have it so much better, they can just wear skirts and don't need to put their dicks anywhere.

>> No.12044557

>>12044544
Greeks and Romans wore tunics which totally eliminated the problem though.

>> No.12044587
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12044587

My mum always told me the only place a man should ever be "left leaning" is at his tailor.

I'm a good boy so I grew up to be a hard working right-wing conservative and my dick always hangs to the left.

>> No.12044608

>>12044481
Every now and then I put it to the right just for a change, it feels kinda refreshing.

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12044655

>>12043458
>tfw wearing tight pants with shirt tucked in and you get an erection

>> No.12044846

Right-handed go right and vice versa
For easy access

>> No.12045017

>>12043458
fold it up master race. dick is too big and get self conscious. also it makes sex better because you hit girls g spot much better from a slightly curved up master race cock.

>> No.12045318

>>12045017
>having sex
>browsing 4chan

>> No.12045680

>>12043458
If I putted it in any leg there would be no place for actual leg.

>> No.12045685

>tfw dick too small so don't have to choose

>> No.12045893

>>12043458
I go to the right. My dick curves right, 7L 5W btw. I have a huge moose knuckle problem, I've tried everything but nothing works. I currently wear boxer briefs and those do an okay job of masking my print but I feel most people notice it anyway.

>> No.12045976

>>12044418
Underrated post