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>go to the barber
>tell him to not do something
>he does it anyway

I am so mad what the fuck seriously it took me 3 months to grow that shit bastard

>> No.11906978
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>>11906907

>> No.11907132

>>11906907
Happened to me just yesterday
>go to barber
>yeah I wanted to try a change of style, something like this
>show picture
>sure thing senpai
>proceeds to fuck my shit up
I guess it is another month of not going out

>> No.11907151

>not checking reviews and reccs to make sure that the hair stylist/barber is legit before going there

must suck to be retarded ~

>> No.11907156
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>buy pair of boots on the 4th of this month
>expecting 7-10 shipping days
>Email on the 11th apologizing for the delay and that shipping details will be sent ASAP
>Another fucking week goes by before I email them
>finally get them yesterday and they're a half size too big
Fuck, still going to wear them

>> No.11907653
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>gf insists on a quickie
>makes me cum on my SLP D02

>> No.11907691
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>Browsing Dover Street Market London website for some shirts
>175 pounds
>About 213~ USD
>"Oh boy!"
>Check Dover Street Market New York website
>Same shirt
>$330

>> No.11907706
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>dress nice
>Still can't get a gf

>> No.11907708

>barber literally cuts one side of my hair shorter
>"that's just how the cut is bruh!!!!"
>it's literally not though

>> No.11907745

>>11907653
dude, make her pay for that. "Forget" to feed her fish or smth

>> No.11907758
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>wear full rick
>go to grocery store
>worker comes up to me and compliments my fit
>he absolutely loves it
>surprised that normies know who rick even is
>feelsgoodman
>continue talking
>he tells me how he used to work at zara so he owns "all of that stuff"
>mfw

>> No.11907766

>>11907758
This is a joke right?

>> No.11907779
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>go outside
>see other people's fits

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>go out thrifting for pants
>find a shirt instead

>go out looking for a shirt
>find some pants instead

Nam'Tombout

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>wake up
>still no gf

>> No.11907834
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>American sizing
>Clothes either made for fatties or really small people.

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>>11907708
>Barber decides to make last minute change without asking.

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>>11907823

>> No.11908269

>Medium is too big
>Small is to small

I am a monster, a fucking freak. I shouldn't even be here.

>> No.11908274

>>11906907
that sounds like a free cut to me

don't tell me you just sat there and took it like the cuck you are? he was probably laughing at you knowing you wouldn't confront him.

he did it on purpose anon.

>> No.11908297

>>11908269
This. I'm a swimmer so a small is too tight on my chest and shoulders while a medium is too long bc of long legs short torso.

>> No.11908304

>>11908269
>6' 5"
>145lbs (fluctuates)
>18

>Medium Ts make my skinny arms look even skinnier, Large is usually way too baggy.

>H&M, Uniqlo, COS, Everlane don't feel right

all I wanna do is wear full tailored Rick all the time

>> No.11908362

>tell him to just make it a classic short and NOT undercut
>does undercut anyway

HHNNNGGGG

>> No.11908367

>tell barber what I want
>they do it but then try to style it
>I go home and immediately style my hair the way I want it

I appreciate the thought but cmon.

>> No.11908394

>>11907779
try living in the fucking valley. everyone here looks awful 100% of the time

>> No.11908437

>>11907151
Yeah let me just go on Rotten Tomatoes and search up my barber

>> No.11908470

>>11908304
Have you tried eating?

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Not really fashion related, but

>Put in a fuckload of effort to be friends with people
>Effort isn't reciprocated

>> No.11908659

>>11906907
>>11907132
Fucking go to a salon

>> No.11908723

>>11907745
>killing fish over a girlfriend
can germans be banned from posting?

>> No.11908731

>>11908297
for me medium is good but too short and large is a parachute but the right length also do you even trial cuts

>> No.11908736

>>11908723
>implying fish are worth anything

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>>11908641

>> No.11908744

>>11908740
literally a book for beta male r9kers. That shit doesn't work

>> No.11908753

>>11908744
but being a cuck does?

>> No.11908767

>>11908437
most respectable providers of those kinds of services have reviews listed online. either on Yelp, facebook, or some similar site. don't go to one without them, unless you have gotten solid reviews by word of mouth. you should never have to buy the pig in a poke.

>> No.11908773

>>11908753
Being a nice person doesn't mean you are a cuck. That's just mentally damaging thinking and leads me to believe that you are a very self conscious and insecure person.

>> No.11908778

>>11908740
Don't really need a self-help book

It's just frustrating that it seems like nobody post-graduation (College, not HS.) is bothering to maintain friendships at all.

>> No.11908784

>>11908437
Idk why I laughed so much

>> No.11908790

>>11908778
Most guys have jobs and nagging wives so they don't bother to have friends. Those types aren't usually worth befriending anyway.

>> No.11909302

>>11907706
Forgot to be attractive :(

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>tfw long time gf cheats on you while trying long distance
>tfw feel so absolutely heart broken you don't know what to do
>tfw want to dress well to show that cunt you still have your shit together
>tfw you still fall asleep dreaming about what could have been

/fa/, I know she's not worth my time but God damn I loved that girl so much and she fucked me over

>> No.11909370

>>11907858
Lol why?
What happened?

>> No.11909372

>>11909351
uh no, she fucked someone else?

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>tfw too lazy to go shopping
>tfw feel gay if and when I do go

GOOOODDDDDDDDDD DAMMMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCKING /fa/ WHY DID YOU DOOOOO THISSSSSSSS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11909441

>not cutting your own hair

>> No.11909449

>>11906907
i dont really get angry anymore, just kind of sad
i was annoyed when a girl sitting in front of me in an exam kept making strange movements with her hands though

>> No.11909538

>make an offer on grailed
>seller doesn't respond for 4 days
>on the fourth day item is sold to someone else for the same price I offered

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>>11908740
>self-help books

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>>11908269
r u me fampai

>> No.11909548

>>11906907
>Begin winter bulk
>Pants are too tight now

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>"consider suicide"-tier manlet
>inherited genetics too stingy for just an extra 2" of height (even if you would still be in the same tier)

>> No.11909634

>>11909432
>giving a fuck about what random strangers think of you
>implying you're that interesting in the first place

>> No.11909643

>>11907779
If you can't relate to this then just go ahead and leave

>> No.11909648

>try on multiple pairs of pants
>they all fit perfectly in the leg and ankle
>can't zip it up over my junk and glutes
I ain't even fat, come on now

>> No.11909656

> too poor to afford high end shit i want even if i work

>> No.11909675

>>11908641
This fucking shit

>> No.11909694

>he holds a length of hair and asks if im sure thats how much i want off
>proceeds to cut it much shorter than the agreed length

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>>11907823

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>>11906907
>go to barber
>"dont cut my top hair"
>"okey okey i cut little...."
>"no nigga dont cut my fucking top hair"
>"oke oke no cut"
>proceeds to cut top hair
>FUCK U

>> No.11909926

>>11909918
last time a barber did that i took his lunch money and farted on his chair

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>>11909926
can't do that when 5 of his nigger friends are sitting right next to me...

>> No.11909936

>>11908767
I think he was talking about the barber himself.

>> No.11909984

>>11907823

this picture always makes me sad :(

>> No.11910113

>>11908304
Man I'm 6'6 and 200lbs and people tell me I'm too thin

>> No.11910145

>>11909372
Yeah
Apparently more than once according to her roommates because she wouldn't admit it herself

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>get haircut
>holy shit for the first time in my life i may have actually got a good haircut
>get home and look in mirror
>mfw i look like mr robot brother with down syndrome and a square head

>> No.11910715

I'm going to say this for the last fucking time, do not trim my sideburns

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>realize that in 7-10 years I won't be able to wear all my effay stuff
Undercover, Ann D, Raf... Goodbye my style once I hit my 30s.

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>have an eye on a garment
>no money, but paycheck soon
>exactly on payday it sells out

>> No.11910731

>>11908297
Well length isn't a problem on most garments since you can tailor them. I have weird body myself and it took quite a time to find brands that fit me good.

>> No.11910800

>>11908367
fr mine always insists on putting fucking pomade in my hair like I'm John Travolta smdh

>> No.11911140

>>11910693
this always happens to me
>leave barbers thinking i look fresh af
>get home look in a mirror
>poor self confidence kicks in
>think it looks shit
>never should have got it cut
>want to die

>> No.11911144

>>11910719
i'm gonna dress like raf once i hit 30