DREAMS

[Anonymous No.11871795]

In your fantasy, whats the perfect girl/man look like? Where you match you so perfectly you can feel it in their form.

>tfw I would fall for someone like this in a heart beat
>I know Im weak

[Anonymous No.11871815]

Certainly not like that.

[Anonymous No.11871824]

>>11871795
well in my fantasy she isn't a tumblrcore slut

you're not just weak, you're also tasteless

[Anonymous No.11871827]

big arms big chest 6'4" black face orange hair

[Anonymous No.11871857]

>>11871827
So black Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

>thats kinky

[Anonymous No.11871887]

exactly like eliza

[Anonymous No.11871934]

I like guys who are 6+ inches taller than me with dark hair and blue or green eyes. Sometimes blonds are cute, but I really prefer brunets.

[Anonymous No.11871940]

>>11871934
mfw only men prefer blondes

[Anonymous No.11871941]

>>11871887
this

[Anonymous No.11871947]

>>11871940
Sorry senpai.

[Anonymous No.11871951]

this

[Anonymous No.11871952]

>>11871934
>tfw meet those standards

[Anonymous No.11871954]

a anime shota boy >:3c

[Anonymous No.11871958]

this

[Anonymous No.11871962]

>>11871951
w2c

[Anonymous No.11871971]

>>11871962
Whole Foods.

[Anonymous No.11872036]

>>11871952
You don't know how tall I am.

[Anonymous No.11872189]

[Anonymous No.11872232]

>>11871795

>my face when I had a girl just like this
>she left me after two months because I couldn't pleasure her correctly

Easy come.... hard go. She was perfect

[Anonymous No.11872246]

i want a guy whos super into 80s music but also can listen to lil ugly & spooky black. has short hair but long enough that i can run my hair through it. has moles/glasses. mixes grunge vintage and modern in his style. really into something like chemistry or neurobiology. we would walk through my favorite park, and we both love the rain. he also picks me up in an old car at my house at 1 am because i said i was sad and wanted to see him.

i had a guy like that, long story.

miss you johN

[Anonymous No.11872301]

>>11872246
Care to share?

[Anonymous No.11872303]

>>11872246

sounds like everything im into except the chemistry/neurobiology part

California?

[Anonymous No.11872314]

>>11872303
lmao im in washington but i visit california a lot..

[Anonymous No.11872318]

>>11872301
http://dumptext.com/lgYR0sFT#

wrote a story about it when i got high last week

[Anonymous No.11872321]

>>11872314

weird... I visit Washington a lot. My family lives up there. Are you cute?

[Anonymous No.11872325]

>>11872321
i guess. should i post a face pic?

[Anonymous No.11872329]

>>11872325

sure, I noticed you like writing. I'm a big writer myself I could share with you if your interested.

[Anonymous No.11872333]

>>11872329
aw yah thatd be sweet! i only write when i feel emotional/shitty


i have a nigger nose sorry. understand if dont want :(

[Anonymous No.11872335]

>>11871971
i wish

[Anonymous No.11872337]

I want a 5'2" east Asian woman who can cook sushi and pho for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We will adopt a Russian girl and two African boys. Totaling our family size to 7, including our twin girls (who will be older than our adopted children). The two African boys will become NBA/NFL superstars and I can retire in my early 30's; after getting my PhD in Metaphilosophy from a prestigious Ivy League university. Our adopted Russian daughter will become a beautiful model and marry a famous mainstream pop singer. The two twins, on the other hand, will become successful sushi and pho chef's, managing over 50 restaurants across Earth, the moon, and Mars.

[Anonymous No.11872340]

>>11872333

naw your cute, I am always interested in other writers, and your writing was raw and emotional. I just wrote this for a creative writing class, quick dumb shit http://dumptext.com/MAnPpAuF
send me over an email if you'd like to talk more [e-mail] I will find a pic of myself.

[Anonymous No.11872345]

>>11871795
I would like a chick who understands me and is very optimistic to help even me out.

I would like her to be cute and germanic like Reece Witherspoon.

Too bad no girl ever understands me. Girls like guys they can pidgeonhole. Being an overly critical individualist isn't exactly something girls understand.

[Anonymous No.11872352]

>>11872340
shot you an email like gmail is a gun (＾_＾)

[Anonymous No.11872357]

>>11872340
This causes me to appriciate the brevity that comes with my preferred method, screenwriting. I find waxing on like this to be so drab and condecending.

[Anonymous No.11872359]

>>11872357
>I find waxing on like this to be so drab and condecending

kind of the point with my character, he sucks

[Anonymous No.11872374]

>>11872359
I have no patience to get through it, like most film guys lmao.

We like things boiled down to bouillon, not a kettle of soup.

[Anonymous No.11872388]

>>11872374

Do you not like slow boiling movies? That might be why. The last film I really enjoyed was The Lopster. That might have been where my head was at writing my short story

[Anonymous No.11872393]

>>11872388
Haven't seen it. I enjoy slow films like Tender Mercies(1983) but it is because they simply show themselves to you and end. My favorite book is Dune. Herbert just keeps you so interested with his intensely well done diction and flow combined with the imagined world. It's not short, it just always stimulates. I am a very impatient person and get wildly angry if someone walks or drives slow, impeding me. When people can't think of a word I guess it because I can't stand waiting.

Do you write slow or do you sketch out your theme and outline and leave the rest for the last minute?

[Anonymous No.11872400]

>>11872318
That's what you get for being a fuckin junkie.

[Anonymous No.11872409]

who /anzu/ here

[Anonymous No.11872414]

>>11872409
Wow that is one big head

[Anonymous No.11872419]

>>11872318
zozle i smoke weed bro xDD i got so high f'reals

[Anonymous No.11872427]

>>11872414
she is perfect

[Anonymous No.11872488]

Her and her mom

iv had a crush on her since high school and check her facebook every so often

[Anonymous No.11872489]

Her and her mom iv had a crush on her since high school and check her facebook every so often

[Anonymous No.11872499]

H E A T H E R

[Anonymous No.11872567]

>>11871795
Like this qt

[Anonymous No.11872696]

Christian.

Doesn't matter if she's shorter or taller than me, older or younger. I want her to have good intentions, a strong sense of right and wrong, and honesty.

[Anonymous No.11872726]

>>11872489
>Jew

[Anonymous No.11872746]

christ this thread is embarrassing

you all sound like insufferable autists

[Anonymous No.11872781]

>>11871795
actually the one you posted fits quite my type

[Anonymous No.11872787]

>>11872696
This

But not a protestant heretic or a degenerate cultural "Christian" like the francophones. Give me the real thing.

[Anonymous No.11873291]

>>11871941
Kek
>foreal

[Anonymous No.11873293]

>>11872232

>Im imagining her being what we both wanted her to be

Fuck dude that sucks, hope you good anon

[Anonymous No.11873299]

>>11872246
I hope your as hill as Im picturing you

>we'd chill to radiohead

[Anonymous No.11873311]

this

[Anonymous No.11873317]

>>11872345
>preach brother
Yea its fucking hard trying to match what you are when your alone to what others actuakly want to see and find attractive

>We wont see these motherfuckers ever again anyways
>see you all in hell
>bet I can get there before ya!

[Anonymous No.11873320]

>>11872489
We should Kabob them bro

[Anonymous No.11873321]

>>11871795
I like natural redhead bristolian bitches who love a k-hole

[Anonymous No.11873355]

>>11872318
The connection the two of you shared in your story is literally everything i want, but i have yet to find it

[Anonymous No.11873367]

>>11872318
Also, i know you're probably not checking this thread, but i gotta say that your writing is so emotional and really powerful

[Anonymous No.11873440]

>>11871958
Lost in New York?

[Anonymous No.11873749]

>>11872333

LOL.
O
L
.


>only writes when she feels emotional/shitty
>clearly writes all the time
>tons of baggage
>calls it a "nigger nose"

why didn't you apologize for your butthole chin too?

eat shit.

[Anonymous No.11873796]

tall, athletic body, half black half white, dresses whatever she feels like, pulls off multiple different styles.

[Anonymous No.11873832]

>>11871795

[Anonymous No.11874042]

i imagine she's polish, reads bakunin and fucks like a cokedup rabbit

[Anonymous No.11874084]

>>11872337
I want what you're smoking

[Anonymous No.11874116]

>>11872333
Girl-next-door core
You're cute. Hope your the anon chatting you up works out

[Anonymous No.11874123]

Looks wise Steve Kornacki is a 10/10 to me but I don't want a 10/10 because i would be insecure around them and know they are settling.

[Anonymous No.11874124]

>>11874123

[Anonymous No.11874131]

>>11871941
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11874672]

>>11871795
Bad taste, friend

[Anonymous No.11874696]

Might be whorecore and i know id be hurt but this

[Anonymous No.11874701]

>>11874696
at least she's got great makeup

[Anonymous No.11874753]

this exact girl
in this exact fit

[Anonymous No.11874846]

>>11873749
virgin detected

[Anonymous No.11874850]

>>11874696
hmm-hm..

[Anonymous No.11874854]

my ex

[Anonymous No.11874902]

>>11873299
posted pic earlier in thread, >>11872333
>>11873355
me too :(
>>11873367
thank you
>>11874116
we will see.

[Anonymous No.11874909]

>>11874696
i get you

[Anonymous No.11874913]

>>11874909
>low-cut
dropped

[Anonymous No.11874971]

"soft" looking, a bit less or a foot taller than me, dresses a mix of modern and old ivy. or maybe like he just got off the set of stranger things. skinny, but not too skelly. doesn't have to be super fit

[Anonymous No.11875088]

I'm in no position to have standards so basically my perfect girl is one that A) exists and B) actually likes me

[Anonymous No.11875099]

>>11871795
>you will never experience victorian golden era

[Anonymous No.11875114]

>>11872787
So an eastern orthodox christian? I can't imagine you're interested in catholic heresy. >>11875088
Does r9k browse fa regularly?

[Anonymous No.11875120]

>>11875114
I don't actually go on r9k
I was a self loathing piece of garbage long before I ever started going on 4chan in general

[Anonymous No.11875128]

>>11875120
thats all of us.
Its not effay to be an edgelord about it. Just acting lethargic irl is enough.

[Anonymous No.11875131]

>>11872333
I'm not interested romantically or anything like that, but more friends that are into cool music, fashion and other stuff is always nice. I'm from WA, send me an email if you wanna chat
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.11875315]

>>11872427
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[Anonymous No.11875318]

[Anonymous No.11875321]

>>11875131
lol friendzoning yourself

[Anonymous No.11875335]

Anyone willing to settle for me.

[Anonymous No.11875355]

>>11875315
nigga anzu so perfect i wouldnt even care if she was a dude like fuck

[Anonymous No.11875520]

>>11872333
You're a 4/10, but the trips give you more leverage.
> kek nose
> buttchin
> curly hair

[Anonymous No.11875538]

>>11875520
something is off about this pic

>head looks smaller than neck
>neck even looks too long
>proportions completely off

I think this is shop and someone about to get catfished by a dude...

[Anonymous No.11875548]

>>11872337

[Anonymous No.11875550]

>>11875318
would fug

[Anonymous No.11875690]

I met him last week
Hes a rapper, management gives him/his friends hella $, pays their rent. But hes addicted to xanax
He never talked to me again and its embarrassing. Im not even a hoe its the 2nd person ive fucked

[Anonymous No.11875693]

>>11875690
dont matter
you still a hoe
fo sho

[Anonymous No.11875694]

>>11875690
This description actually sounds awful but I liked him a lot
It was sad and embarrassing

[Anonymous No.11875710]

I don't really know a name for this aesthetic or something close to it, I feel like there is one and its on the tip of my tongue. KIND of like this image.

>Girl
>5'2"-4" give or take
>Japanese, or European White (6 years ago I wouldn't have had to say white, but that's a thread for /pol/)
>black hair, slightly unkempt. acceptable unnatural colors are streaks of cyan or violet
>wears a lot of black, but not necessarily all black.
>wears video game/anime t-shirts
>at this point I feel the need to clarify that she must shower and shave regularly
>wears black platform boots, black ankle socks and dark jeans, never dresses/skirts unless for formal events
>in the winter wears hoodies or jackets with the really furry inside that is clearly visible, otherwise dresses the same
>smokes cigarettes sparingly or socially, indicating self-control
>pale skin
>winged eyeliner
>glasses optional, no big thick-rimmed Tumblr glasses
>into computer science or philosophy but not so much into the latter that they have no career
>makeup is not caked on
>high cheekbones and slender neck
>thighs touching is optional
>tasteful piercings, no dick-catchers like in OPs image and no door-knocker noserings.
>no face or neck tattoos, and like piercings must be tasteful
>minimal jewelry
>in good shape, some muscle definition indicating discipline and ability to defend herself
>eye color doesn't matter, brown is low-tier though

[Anonymous No.11875715]

>>11872333
Don't listen to them, you're the pinnacle of cute. Dark curly hair is the best, and if I'd ever meet a girl who's also into writing I'd probably fall in love. Hope you and your Washington guy will actually meet one another!

[Anonymous No.11875739]

>>11875690
u a slut for a bad boy

[Anonymous No.11875754]

CLAIRE
L
A
I
R
E

[Anonymous No.11875823]

>>11874854
Get over her man. I know she seemed like the one but honestly you'll eventually meet better girls in the future.


I know that feel anon ;_;

[Anonymous No.11875866]

>>11872232
>couldn't pleasure her correctly
You could have just entered into a cucking relationship.

[Anonymous No.11875870]

>>11872409
This. Or a seagull.

[Anonymous No.11875987]

Well this is very specific and I might sound autistic but:
-skinny, half asian
-effay sense of fashion
-enjoys experimenting with drugs with me
-quiet but charismatic
-smokes so gets me addicted to a habit which I won't be able to throw 3 years later because I still aren't sure if i smoke to remember her or whether I'm actually addicted
>tfw I had her
>tfw I miss her so fucking much

[Anonymous No.11876061]

>skinny
>short
>delicate
>softly spoken
>enjoys life
>sleeps a lot
>holds my hand and smiles warmly
>hard working
>not pressured to put effort into her appearence, wears what she wants and looks the way she wants to.

[Anonymous No.11876072]

>>11871795
tfw crushing on a girl who looks like this but is a legit sociopath

[Anonymous No.11876129]

>>11876072
>looks like this
>sociopath
If someone legitimately looks like that, that's already a huge red flag.

[Anonymous No.11876143]

>tfw I know the perfect girl
>quite certain she has feelings for me/would date me
>she has a bf

It's genuinely incredible how much obscure shit we have in common, and besides that her physical appearance is literally how I would describe my view of a perfect woman

[Anonymous No.11876148]

>>11875715
woah thanks! nice hearing that. we will see.

[Anonymous No.11876158]

>>11876129
how
she looks cute

[Anonymous No.11876166]

>>11875710

Dated 2 girls like this.

Protip - dont. Get rid if the fantasy.

[Anonymous No.11876265]

She would look delicate and attentive, but dresses to tease

>has /fa modifications to herself

[Anonymous No.11876715]

>>11876166
Personality like this, looks like this, or fashion like this?

[Anonymous No.11876837]

>>11876265
she doesn't look delicate or attentive, just trashy

[Anonymous No.11876842]

>>11876715
all of it

[Anonymous No.11876844]

>>11872696
https://youtu.be/ynf2cLS5xSM

[Anonymous No.11876870]

>>11872246

he sounds like my john. except the science part, he's more of a history guy. i love him

[Anonymous No.11876898]

>>11872696
is catholic good enough or nah

[Anonymous No.11876937]

My guy is handsome, but doesn't believe in beauty. He is clever but doesn't think he is. He analyses his actions too much and thinks he's a bad person. He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants. He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy. We would take trips to the post-Soviet states or Jerusalem or camp in the mountains. He likes to keep fit, but not for the appearance aspect, it makes him feel good. He loves 80s and 90s music, especially from the Madchester movement. He is older than me, mature, and doesn't care about playing games. He actually values me as a person. He's not afraid of sex but it's not what our relationship would be based upon. He teaches me about morality and Plato and I show him my writing and sing for him. We feel good together.

[Anonymous No.11876957]

>>11876937
>He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants.
oxymoron
>He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy.
you mean you guys have your own bible study together?
>We would take trips to Jerusalem
o vey

[Anonymous No.11876975]

>>11876957
No, not in an ironic "I don't follow trends but worries about his outfits not being effay" way, as in, fashion doesn't concern him.

And again, no, as in, we would like talking about the divine and spirituality.

[Anonymous No.11877010]

>thinly veiled /soc/ thread
Mods, do your jobs.

[Anonymous No.11877040]

>>11876937
You sound full of shit. Get your ass out of tumblr's ass and end your own life.

[Anonymous No.11877083]

>>11877040
you sound insecure :(

[Anonymous No.11877098]

>>11876937
Whats he supposed to look like?

>No image

[Anonymous No.11877118]

>>11874042
>reads bakunin

I'd prefer Kropotkin but I guess that would do.

[Anonymous No.11877122]

>>11876937
Really cute, that's who I want to be.

[Anonymous No.11877133]

>>11877098

Not a beard but he might have some stubble. Sort of messy hair, brunette or black. Maybe a strong jaw, sort of a dark brooding look, piercing eyes are a +. Height not an issue, just taller than me. Honestly I'm not too picky. Louis Theroux would be the ideal in terms of personality and looks.

>>11877122
Haha maybe you'll be him one day. What's stopping you from being that way now?

[Anonymous No.11877135]

>>11876937
>he's everything and the opposite at the same time
wow

[Anonymous No.11877141]

>>11877133
>What's stopping you
In short, weak personality/lack of willpower.

[Anonymous No.11877143]

>>11876937
My god you're so vain and your fantasy is so silly.

[Anonymous No.11877146]

>girl

Skinny
Tall
Asymmetrical face
Androgynous

[Anonymous No.11877150]

>>11877141
I can get that, I'm trying to sort of do a personality 'revamp' atm and it's hard to change habits. You shouldn't put yourself down about it though

[Anonymous No.11877154]

>>11877143
I can accept it being silly, cause it is exactly that, a fantasy. But I am not vain, I think I can be selfish but honestly my self-esteem levels are about -5. So a good guess

[Anonymous No.11877165]

>>11876937
>fit out of necessity
>disregards beauty, luxury, sex and gambling
>goes to Jerusalem
>scholastic education
...
So he's basically a knight templar?

[Anonymous No.11877174]

>>11877165
damn i got it all wrong they're the ones I should be going after

[Anonymous No.11877184]

MONTJOIE! SAINT-DENIS!
QUE TRESPASSE SI JE FAIBLIS!

[Anonymous No.11877194]

>>11877150
Of course not, I'm just recognising the problem that's all :)

[Anonymous No.11877219]

my dream bf:
>really tall
>very fit
>buzzcut
>dresses mostly in black
>travels a lot
>knows Latin
>doesn't spit or do gross things like that
>stays true to his word
>suffers not the heretic to live
>upholds the honour of the Emperor
>abhors the witch, destroys the witch
>accepts any challenge, no matter the odds

[Anonymous No.11877249]

>>11876937
Literally the most degenerate thing i have ever heard. How do you not kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.11877266]

my dream guy

>5'9-6'0 preferably
>skinny as fuck
>dark brown/black hair
>quiet and reserved
>dark or green eyes
>not italian
>i hate italians
>preferably of western european or british descent
>studying something of value like business or law
>trustworthy as fuck
>knows a lot about music
>appreciates art and music
>has an artistic or musical ability
>dresses well
>likes fashion
>isn't obsessed with partying/drugs
>only has a few friends
>cares about me too much
>likes fish
>good taste in movies
>has had a mental health disorder or has one so he knows how to handle life and shit

the end

[Anonymous No.11877296]

>>11877249
Because I'm not bothered about feeling validated by pigs on message boards

[Anonymous No.11877297]

>>11877266
Too bad I'm asian and we are living in another side of the world.

[Anonymous No.11877305]

>>11877266
too bad I'm skinnyfat and treacherous

[Anonymous No.11877309]

>>11877266
are u cute?

[Anonymous No.11877310]

>>11871795
Literally a fuccboi would fall for that

[Anonymous No.11877318]

>>11875870
W h O d I s ?

[Anonymous No.11877323]

>>11877296
How can you care about such meaningless things? I am working to change humanity forever with philosophy and politics, you want nothing. Like an animal.

[Anonymous No.11877348]

>>11877323
Meaningless things like...? Genuinely no sarcasm tell me what you think counts as meaningless. It's funny you say that my degree is actually in Philosophy and Politics hoo boy

[Anonymous No.11877434]

>>11877323
you're a human, she/he's a human

you are just as useless, just as boring and just as utterly irrelevant as everyone else

in a way you're worse, because you obviously have some kind of autistic chip on your shoulder

[Anonymous No.11877452]

>>11877266
you described me.

[Anonymous No.11877454]

>>11872419
Well, I'm sure you're just being an autist but it's sad if that's all it takes for you to dismiss someone

[Anonymous No.11877463]

medium height (5'9-5'10), thin, shoulder-length dark hair, dark eyes, and light skin. dresses only in grey, black or white.

I already got him tho. Shout out to dat boi crimz

[Anonymous No.11877487]

>>11876842
I'm the anon who actually made the post - What exactly was wrong?

[Anonymous No.11877717]

>>11877266
too bad I'm Italian

But I got everything else

[Anonymous No.11877755]

>>11871940
its true

[Anonymous No.11877761]

I'm a straight grill
but lately i've been into reverse traps that look like kpop boys

[Anonymous No.11877804]

>>11872246
it's like I'm really on tumblr!

[Anonymous No.11877818]

4chan deserves to be shut down because of this fucking embarrassment of a thread.

[Anonymous No.11877841]

>>11875710
You are describing my ex, been with her for 5 years but we were just toxic for each other and entirely incompatible aside from common interests and the romantic aspect, leaving someone you care so deeply about was to this day the worst feeling I ever had.

[Anonymous No.11877858]

>>11877761
That is oddly hot. I like androgynous chicks myself, but tattoos and piercings are not effay.

[Anonymous No.11877859]

>>11877761
C A T H A I R
A
T
H
A
I
R

[Anonymous No.11877949]

>>11876061
I'm right here bb

[Anonymous No.11878000]

>>11871971
truth

[Anonymous No.11878007]

Mac DeMarco in girl form.

[Anonymous No.11878014]

>>11877949
would fucc

[Anonymous No.11878164]

>>11877323
>My guy is handsome, but doesn't believe in beauty. He is clever but doesn't think he is. He analyses his actions too much and thinks he's a bad person. He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants. He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy. We would take trips to the post-Soviet states or Jerusalem or camp in the mountains. He likes to keep fit, but not for the appearance aspect, it makes him feel good. He loves 80s and 90s music, especially from the Madchester movement. He is older than me, mature, and doesn't care about playing games. He actually values me as a person. He's not afraid of sex but it's not what our relationship would be based upon. He teaches me about morality and Plato and I show him my writing and sing for him. We feel good together.

the most vapid shit ever have i read, like you arent even a person, just a generic female humanoid. nothing you will ever do will be cared about by anyone, you will live a boring life and obey authority, you will forever live in the shadow of real men who enact real change. you are worse than dirt because dirt never chose to be worthless. you did. women are scum.

[Anonymous No.11878491]

>>11877487
see
>>11876842

[Anonymous No.11878705]

Dream guy
>tan khakis
>light blue shirt
>dark blue jacket
>small guy
>would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

[Anonymous No.11878734]

>>11872333
shannon?

[Anonymous No.11878739]

>>11877949
>dream girl exists anonymously on the internet

Welp.

[Anonymous No.11878740]

>>11878705
It's me

[Anonymous No.11878751]

>>11871795
>vacant expression
>multiple warning signs of mental instability and degeneracy
>piss poor posture, indicative of sedentary lifestyle. will become fat if she ever becomes happy enough to acquire an appetite.

[Anonymous No.11878765]

Blonde.
Blue or green eyes.
Tall. (How tall depends on personality. If she is anxious about her height she could be taller than me. If she is confident she has to be shorter.)
Masculine jawline. (Hopefully it will balance out my family's tendency to weak jaws.)
Athletic.

[Anonymous No.11878774]

>>11876937
You sound pretentious af. Almost stopped when you said post-soviet states.

[Anonymous No.11878783]

>>11877348
The very fact that you still give a shit about Plato tells me you're not very good at philosophy. Read Deleuze once you get out of your first year. Also, there are better ancient Greeks to read than god awful Plato

[Anonymous No.11878784]

My perfect girl looks like an average girl. Except she has a penis.

[Anonymous No.11878806]

>>11872726
Shes british but close enough
>>11873320
:^)

[Anonymous No.11878816]

>>11877266
>mfw bachelor of arts

[Anonymous No.11878827]

>>11876061
dis me
except
>hard working
im spoiled af, got hella daddys money but im socially retarded

[Anonymous No.11878844]

[Anonymous No.11878849]

>>11877761
Where can I find more of him please or something similar

[Anonymous No.11878940]

>>11871795
met a girl who was both a 7/10 and a 9/10 at the same time, it was bizarre. Tall, not very shapely and a very...alternative face but it all came together so perfectly

had a 5 hour conversation with her

may have fallen in love, or maybe it's my brain trying to get over my ex (we broke up 2 weeks before)

[Anonymous No.11879003]

>>11878844
she's beautiful

[Anonymous No.11879050]

indian girls>>>>>>>>

[Anonymous No.11879058]

>>11879050
Are wagon wheels effay?

[Anonymous No.11879068]

>>11871795
freckles, kinda smart, likes to sing, isnt edgy or a complete retard who loves memes.

specifically mallory merk

[Anonymous No.11879073]

>>11875321
>believing in the friendzone
u must be ugly or annoying

[Hefferting Fingerdingle No.11879081]

>>11875754
MAYO NASE

[Anonymous No.11879092]

>>11878827
When you say daddy do you mean your father or is this some ddlg shit?

[Anonymous No.11879739]

>>11871795
who is she...

[Anonymous No.11879759]

My dream boy is tall, effay, not fat, has his own hobbies and interests, similar taste in music, loathes himself and his life to some degree, will take naps with me and kiss my forehead.

Extra points if he's socially autistic to some degree, I think that's cute.

[Anonymous No.11879773]

>>11878739
I live in a shit suburb in California come love me

[Anonymous No.11879926]

>>11879773
Would love to, but I'm in Australia, too far for me.

I'm @norishiuido on ig. Can't give up on potential dream girl so easily.

[Anonymous No.11879973]

I actually saw her IRL

>vacation in Ireland
>stunning girl sitting on a cafe
>redhead, blue eyes, amazing smile
>my heart jumped in my throat
>stared at her for three full minutes speechless
>had to follow the comitive
>give her a last look before going away
>[screams internally]
>she's gone
>lost her forever

I've been searching on the internet for at least a decade for girls that may look like her, but never found anything even remotely close to looking like her.

>mfw I will have to live with the curse of never meeting her in this lifetime

[Anonymous No.11880032]

>>11878849
vissen.kaktus on insta

[Anonymous No.11880258]

I have a (ridiculously) strong stalky bf of Indian descent, I just wish he'd shave his head

[Anonymous No.11880390]

>>11879926
Do you have snapchat instead?

[Anonymous No.11880403]

[Anonymous No.11880440]

>>11875754
Reading Dune, I've gained a new appreciation for Grim-Gram.

[Anonymous No.11880493]

>>11877309
i would say so yes... did a couple of modeling gigs for some normie companies when i was 17-18

[Anonymous No.11880499]

>>11877452
if you're attractive then you're perfect

[Anonymous No.11880525]

honestly

[Anonymous No.11880544]

>>11880525

[Anonymous No.11880553]

>>11877266
>mfw only 10% of this

the based god has saved me for another day

[Anonymous No.11880558]

>>11876937
>Jerusalem

Oy Vey

[Anonymous No.11880582]

>>11871795
My ideal man is skinny (but bigger and stronger than me, has nice hair and good skin but most importantly he has to want to ravage my boipussy and be okay with me dressing up like a sissy faggot.

[Anonymous No.11880583]

>>11880493
post face pic ^_^

[Anonymous No.11880610]

>ITT people still believe in love

To be young... ;_;

[Anonymous No.11880613]

>>11876937
i hope this is b8. if not, total garb

[Anonymous No.11880663]

W2c effay bf

[Anonymous No.11880941]

>>11877266
so... you're lesbian?

[Anonymous No.11881021]

>>11871795
Like this.

[Anonymous No.11881061]

>>11877266
To bad I'm /fit/

[Anonymous No.11881079]

>>11881061
Pics or lies

[Anonymous No.11881285]

>>11881061
>>11881079
>still no pics

Guess it was lies then kek.

[Anonymous No.11881312]

>i don't care about gender, appearance, etc
>just want someone who i love
>just want someone who loves me

[Anonymous No.11881320]

>>11872409
>Turkroach with makeup, contacts and a wig
Nigga

[Anonymous No.11881429]

>>11879926
I followed !

[Anonymous No.11881803]

>>11880390
ask me on ig :3

[Anonymous No.11881827]

maartje :'(

[Anonymous No.11881884]

>>11881429
You are not a girl

[Anonymous No.11881894]

>>11881803
I unfollowed bc you didn't follow back </3

[Anonymous No.11881903]

>>11881894
I just woke up and only saw 1 follow and it was a sadboy

[Anonymous No.11882245]

>>11879092
my actual father

[Anonymous No.11882254]

>>11881285
Probs. He is on 4chan kek

[Anonymous No.11882278]

based on this thread i've determined the average age of /fa/ is ~19, with a substantial gender-age gap.

[Anonymous No.11882285]

>>11878827
>except hard working
damn shame, because that's the most important part. bratty girls are the fucking worst.

[Anonymous No.11882292]

>tfw somehow managed to fall in love with a highschool sweetie which was 9/10
>the universe blinked and the girl really got into me
>possessive and jealous, no problem because somehow I liked that (I loved her when she was angry)
>it all burst into flames, alcohol and crashed
We still don't talk. Never managed to get a girl so pretty or smart. Life sucks.

[Anonymous No.11882321]

>>11882285
i know lol it sucks
i hate it but i love it

[Anonymous No.11882354]

>>11872746
join the club buddy

[Anonymous No.11882364]

>>11880610
christ anon

[Anonymous No.11882413]

>>11882364
>replying 9 hours later

He's probably dead by now...

[Anonymous No.11882507]

>>11872333
man, almost was feeling bad for you until you came out as a racist piece of shit. john really dodged a bullet there, huh

[Anonymous No.11882741]

>>11872333
>All those (you)'s

Thirsty virgins

[Anonymous No.11883043]

>>11882245
:I How can I contact you?

[Anonymous No.11883068]

>found your dream girl online, not just good looking but also extremely talented
>shes few years older, in a different country, and taken
WRONG TIME WRONG PLACE

[Anonymous No.11883107]

>>11883068
>shes few years older
>22
MODS

[Anonymous No.11883112]

>>11883107
>few
>22
wow I guess it's impossible for me to be 20 huh
also i thought she was 23 whoops

[Anonymous No.11883118]

>look like pic related
>smart, well read
>into folk music
>cynical and dry sense of humour, but dorky sometimes

hold me

[Anonymous No.11883141]

[Anonymous No.11883206]

[Anonymous No.11883212]

>>11883206
oh my yes

[Anonymous No.11883215]

>>11883118
less forehead and more chin you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.11883239]

>tfw gorgeous thin blonde gf
>she's an actress on a successful tv show
>tfw I'm into thicc girls and don't think I'll every be truly happy with her until I know what it's like to fuck a thick chick ;_;
>tfw I hate myself

[Anonymous No.11883304]

>>11874042

[Anonymous No.11883310]

>>11880583
i would bc im attractive but i don't want to bc too many people i know browse this board :/ sry anon i swear i'm not lying

[Anonymous No.11883339]

>>11876937
Here's a (((you)))

[Anonymous No.11883350]

>>11877266
I've been diagnosed with an eating disorder... sup ;)

[Anonymous No.11883354]

>>11881021
>Does it have a penis?
>Is it supposed to?

[Anonymous No.11883365]

>>11883350
whoot post face anon

[Anonymous No.11883383]

>>11883365
sorry I have blue eyes

[Anonymous No.11883392]

[Anonymous No.11883393]

>>11879759
that's like half of /fa/

[Anonymous No.11884240]

>>11883206
Kinda like bitchy females tbqh

[Anonymous No.11884273]

>>11879759
>4chan the boyfriend

[Anonymous No.11884515]

>>11884273
I thought it was carefully crafted b8 tbqh

[Anonymous No.11884558]

>>11877219
m'lady

[Anonymous No.11884570]

>>11875710
dude you should go out more

[Anonymous No.11884603]

>dresses somewhat preppy goth
>into all types of music
>finds humour in most things
>interested in philosophy and understanding humans
>long naturally coloured hair
>considerate and empathetic but not naïve

[Anonymous No.11884604]

Literally pic related

[Anonymous No.11884607]

>>11879068
holy fucccc yes

[Anonymous No.11884608]

>>11884604
>Weekday labelled underwear

[Anonymous No.11884612]

>>11884608
>Implying you wouldn't still fucc that tight boipussi

[Anonymous No.11884616]

>>11872333
You look like a fucked up Shawn white lmao!

[Anonymous No.11884635]

>>11884612
>boipussi
>implying

Worst meme tbqhwyfamalam

[Anonymous No.11884655]

Is it wrong to dream of a slav instagram-stacy?

[Anonymous No.11884662]

>>11884655
It's wrong if she has a flat ass and no comfy tighs

[Anonymous No.11884667]

>>11884662
I never fell for the "thick"-meme.

Her body is 100% perfect.

[Anonymous No.11884671]

>>11884667
Nigger, thick is a meme americans made to feel good about fat chicks. I'm talking about sum meat boi
https://www.instagram.com/deriy.mari/

[Anonymous No.11884676]

>>11884603
whoa i want to say this sounds like me sans-preppy goth

[Anonymous No.11884685]

>>11884671
Also fat fetishists use that to sound less cr(a)eepy

[Anonymous No.11884689]

>>11884603
Fuck you. I had that.

>>11882292

[Anonymous No.11884694]

>>11884655
>>11884662
>>11884667
>>11884671

>tfw no plastic slav gf

[Anonymous No.11884695]

someone that's cute and fun to hang around with.

after having been seriously depressed for two years and slowly coming out of it all I want is to start having fun again

[Anonymous No.11884699]

>>11884694
>In Hungary right now
>Boots and boobs everywhere

[Anonymous No.11884704]

>>11884699
>ywn ride the plastic russian express

Why even live?

[Anonymous No.11884708]

>>11884694
>>11884704
who the fuck would want to marry this?

[Anonymous No.11884710]

>>11884694
>dat high-cut

[Anonymous No.11884712]

>>11884695
I'm on the same boat anon... Had depersonalization disorder for a few weeks that really fucked me up.

Aside from fun and hanging arround I'd love to have someone other than me to take care of, someone to dedicate..

[Anonymous No.11884717]

>>11884704
>tfw hearing them moan in a overtly porn inspired way
>tfw slowly taking the tight leopard dress off
>tfw public sex in knee-high boots
>tfw restraining myself from shooting darts at her breasts

Why even /feel/ when you can /oilmoney/ and /bimbobike/?

[Anonymous No.11884729]

>>11884708
>ctrl+f marry
>you and some random anon 3 days ago
>implying

[Anonymous No.11884733]

>>11884704
>>11884694
>>11884671
Fuck didn't notice her account was private. Get that plastic thing outa here. I said some meat, not silicon.

[Anonymous No.11884737]

>>11884635
what's the point of this post? are you saying that you wouldn't put your peen in this twinks bum?

[Anonymous No.11884743]

>>11884733
She had some pics when she was a teen (very lewd and cute ones). I would like someone like this, a tight body and smart

[Anonymous No.11884763]

>>11884737
Fucking a dude is gay, no matter how many ways you dress it up.

Get that shit outta here.

[Anonymous No.11884772]

>tfw every girl in this thread's dream guy is tall
>tfw 5'4"

[Anonymous No.11884784]

>>11884772
>reverse image search

kek, anon no more LARPing.

[Anonymous No.11884790]

>>11884763
>

[Anonymous No.11884796]

>>11884784
What's LARPing

[Anonymous No.11884799]

>>11884790
>weeb tranny shit

You just doubled down on No anon.

[Anonymous No.11884800]

>>11884799
>weeb tranny shit

[Anonymous No.11884811]

>you will never have a ditzy, funny swedish girl with crappy makeup
why live

[Anonymous No.11884838]

>>11884811
>brown
>swedish

F

[Anonymous No.11884841]

>>11884838
we wuz nords

[Anonymous No.11884857]

>>11884811
>>11884841
Do you know that other brown "Swedish" instaslut? She made some blowjob video, preddy gud at it too.

[Anonymous No.11885113]

>>11884603
Oh, I guess this is somewhat me. I can be bitchy too though.

[Anonymous No.11885181]

>>11885113

>>11884240

[Anonymous No.11885353]

>>11885181
lel

[Anonymous No.11885445]

>>11877266
everything Including height but 1/4 master race Italian

[Anonymous No.11885500]

>>11878784
The Realist

[Anonymous No.11885502]

[Anonymous No.11885520]

[Anonymous No.11885526]

>>11878784
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.11885529]

>>11877318
Anzujaamu

[Anonymous No.11885594]

[Anonymous No.11885620]

>>11884772
Time to be into men, anon.

[Anonymous No.11885652]

[Anonymous No.11885765]

[Anonymous No.11885788]

[Anonymous No.11885867]

Now we move slowly to that great 404 in the sky...

[Anonymous No.11885915]

>great fashion sense
>empathic
>pragmatic
>softly sings in the shower
>actually likes me
>own interests instead of jumping on every trend

>will give you this look when you tell her you like her shirt

[Anonymous No.11885930]

>>11879759
This wasn't bait I just love broken pathetic boys

[Anonymous No.11885932]

>>11885915
Hello here I am

[Anonymous No.11886134]

>>11871795
saw her in metro today, she was seating in front of me, she was cute and effay, was listening to music and reading something

[Anonymous No.11886224]

>>11885932

Wanna date?

Pls be in
O s l o
S
L
O

[Anonymous No.11886540]

>>11872333
Nice Celtic looks. Irish?

[Anonymous No.11886917]

>>11872333
hello lil lichen

[Anonymous No.11887133]

>>11886224
Yes

[Anonymous No.11887255]

>>11887133

Good.

Love you

[Anonymous No.11887471]

>>11872333
Would be cute if you didn't say nigger so casually..