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In your fantasy, whats the perfect girl/man look like? Where you match you so perfectly you can feel it in their form.

>tfw I would fall for someone like this in a heart beat
>I know Im weak

>> No.11871815

Certainly not like that.

>> No.11871824

well in my fantasy she isn't a tumblrcore slut

you're not just weak, you're also tasteless

>> No.11871827

big arms big chest 6'4" black face orange hair

>> No.11871857
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So black Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

>thats kinky

>> No.11871887

exactly like eliza

>> No.11871934
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I like guys who are 6+ inches taller than me with dark hair and blue or green eyes. Sometimes blonds are cute, but I really prefer brunets.

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mfw only men prefer blondes

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>> No.11871947

Sorry senpai.

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>tfw meet those standards

>> No.11871954 [DELETED] 

a anime shota boy >:3c

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>> No.11871971

Whole Foods.

>> No.11872036

You don't know how tall I am.

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>my face when I had a girl just like this
>she left me after two months because I couldn't pleasure her correctly

Easy come.... hard go. She was perfect

>> No.11872246

i want a guy whos super into 80s music but also can listen to lil ugly & spooky black. has short hair but long enough that i can run my hair through it. has moles/glasses. mixes grunge vintage and modern in his style. really into something like chemistry or neurobiology. we would walk through my favorite park, and we both love the rain. he also picks me up in an old car at my house at 1 am because i said i was sad and wanted to see him.

i had a guy like that, long story.

miss you johN

>> No.11872301

Care to share?

>> No.11872303


sounds like everything im into except the chemistry/neurobiology part


>> No.11872314

lmao im in washington but i visit california a lot..

>> No.11872318


wrote a story about it when i got high last week

>> No.11872321


weird... I visit Washington a lot. My family lives up there. Are you cute?

>> No.11872325

i guess. should i post a face pic?

>> No.11872329


sure, I noticed you like writing. I'm a big writer myself I could share with you if your interested.

>> No.11872333
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aw yah thatd be sweet! i only write when i feel emotional/shitty

i have a nigger nose sorry. understand if dont want :(

>> No.11872335

i wish

>> No.11872337

I want a 5'2" east Asian woman who can cook sushi and pho for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We will adopt a Russian girl and two African boys. Totaling our family size to 7, including our twin girls (who will be older than our adopted children). The two African boys will become NBA/NFL superstars and I can retire in my early 30's; after getting my PhD in Metaphilosophy from a prestigious Ivy League university. Our adopted Russian daughter will become a beautiful model and marry a famous mainstream pop singer. The two twins, on the other hand, will become successful sushi and pho chef's, managing over 50 restaurants across Earth, the moon, and Mars.

>> No.11872340


naw your cute, I am always interested in other writers, and your writing was raw and emotional. I just wrote this for a creative writing class, quick dumb shit http://dumptext.com/MAnPpAuF
send me over an email if you'd like to talk more [email protected] I will find a pic of myself.

>> No.11872345

I would like a chick who understands me and is very optimistic to help even me out.

I would like her to be cute and germanic like Reece Witherspoon.

Too bad no girl ever understands me. Girls like guys they can pidgeonhole. Being an overly critical individualist isn't exactly something girls understand.

>> No.11872352

shot you an email like gmail is a gun (^_^)

>> No.11872357

This causes me to appriciate the brevity that comes with my preferred method, screenwriting. I find waxing on like this to be so drab and condecending.

>> No.11872359

>I find waxing on like this to be so drab and condecending

kind of the point with my character, he sucks

>> No.11872374

I have no patience to get through it, like most film guys lmao.

We like things boiled down to bouillon, not a kettle of soup.

>> No.11872388


Do you not like slow boiling movies? That might be why. The last film I really enjoyed was The Lopster. That might have been where my head was at writing my short story

>> No.11872393

Haven't seen it. I enjoy slow films like Tender Mercies(1983) but it is because they simply show themselves to you and end. My favorite book is Dune. Herbert just keeps you so interested with his intensely well done diction and flow combined with the imagined world. It's not short, it just always stimulates. I am a very impatient person and get wildly angry if someone walks or drives slow, impeding me. When people can't think of a word I guess it because I can't stand waiting.

Do you write slow or do you sketch out your theme and outline and leave the rest for the last minute?

>> No.11872400

That's what you get for being a fuckin junkie.

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who /anzu/ here

>> No.11872414

Wow that is one big head

>> No.11872419

zozle i smoke weed bro xDD i got so high f'reals

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she is perfect

>> No.11872488 [DELETED] 

Her and her mom

iv had a crush on her since high school and check her facebook every so often

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Her and her mom iv had a crush on her since high school and check her facebook every so often

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Like this qt

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Doesn't matter if she's shorter or taller than me, older or younger. I want her to have good intentions, a strong sense of right and wrong, and honesty.

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>> No.11872746

christ this thread is embarrassing

you all sound like insufferable autists

>> No.11872781

actually the one you posted fits quite my type

>> No.11872787


But not a protestant heretic or a degenerate cultural "Christian" like the francophones. Give me the real thing.

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>> No.11873293


>Im imagining her being what we both wanted her to be

Fuck dude that sucks, hope you good anon

>> No.11873299

I hope your as hill as Im picturing you

>we'd chill to radiohead

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>preach brother
Yea its fucking hard trying to match what you are when your alone to what others actuakly want to see and find attractive

>We wont see these motherfuckers ever again anyways
>see you all in hell
>bet I can get there before ya!

>> No.11873320

We should Kabob them bro

>> No.11873321

I like natural redhead bristolian bitches who love a k-hole

>> No.11873355

The connection the two of you shared in your story is literally everything i want, but i have yet to find it

>> No.11873367

Also, i know you're probably not checking this thread, but i gotta say that your writing is so emotional and really powerful

>> No.11873440

Lost in New York?

>> No.11873749



>only writes when she feels emotional/shitty
>clearly writes all the time
>tons of baggage
>calls it a "nigger nose"

why didn't you apologize for your butthole chin too?

eat shit.

>> No.11873796

tall, athletic body, half black half white, dresses whatever she feels like, pulls off multiple different styles.

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i imagine she's polish, reads bakunin and fucks like a cokedup rabbit

>> No.11874084

I want what you're smoking

>> No.11874116

Girl-next-door core
You're cute. Hope your the anon chatting you up works out

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Looks wise Steve Kornacki is a 10/10 to me but I don't want a 10/10 because i would be insecure around them and know they are settling.

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>> No.11874672

Bad taste, friend

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Might be whorecore and i know id be hurt but this

>> No.11874701

at least she's got great makeup

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this exact girl
in this exact fit

>> No.11874846

virgin detected

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my ex

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posted pic earlier in thread, >>11872333
me too :(
thank you
we will see.

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i get you

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>> No.11874971

"soft" looking, a bit less or a foot taller than me, dresses a mix of modern and old ivy. or maybe like he just got off the set of stranger things. skinny, but not too skelly. doesn't have to be super fit

>> No.11875088

I'm in no position to have standards so basically my perfect girl is one that A) exists and B) actually likes me

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>you will never experience victorian golden era

>> No.11875114

So an eastern orthodox christian? I can't imagine you're interested in catholic heresy. >>11875088
Does r9k browse fa regularly?

>> No.11875120

I don't actually go on r9k
I was a self loathing piece of garbage long before I ever started going on 4chan in general

>> No.11875128

thats all of us.
Its not effay to be an edgelord about it. Just acting lethargic irl is enough.

>> No.11875131

I'm not interested romantically or anything like that, but more friends that are into cool music, fashion and other stuff is always nice. I'm from WA, send me an email if you wanna chat
[email protected]

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lol friendzoning yourself

>> No.11875335

Anyone willing to settle for me.

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nigga anzu so perfect i wouldnt even care if she was a dude like fuck

>> No.11875520

You're a 4/10, but the trips give you more leverage.
> kek nose
> buttchin
> curly hair

>> No.11875538

something is off about this pic

>head looks smaller than neck
>neck even looks too long
>proportions completely off

I think this is shop and someone about to get catfished by a dude...

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>> No.11875550

would fug

>> No.11875690

I met him last week
Hes a rapper, management gives him/his friends hella $, pays their rent. But hes addicted to xanax
He never talked to me again and its embarrassing. Im not even a hoe its the 2nd person ive fucked

>> No.11875693

dont matter
you still a hoe
fo sho

>> No.11875694 [DELETED] 

This description actually sounds awful but I liked him a lot
It was sad and embarrassing

>> No.11875710
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I don't really know a name for this aesthetic or something close to it, I feel like there is one and its on the tip of my tongue. KIND of like this image.

>5'2"-4" give or take
>Japanese, or European White (6 years ago I wouldn't have had to say white, but that's a thread for /pol/)
>black hair, slightly unkempt. acceptable unnatural colors are streaks of cyan or violet
>wears a lot of black, but not necessarily all black.
>wears video game/anime t-shirts
>at this point I feel the need to clarify that she must shower and shave regularly
>wears black platform boots, black ankle socks and dark jeans, never dresses/skirts unless for formal events
>in the winter wears hoodies or jackets with the really furry inside that is clearly visible, otherwise dresses the same
>smokes cigarettes sparingly or socially, indicating self-control
>pale skin
>winged eyeliner
>glasses optional, no big thick-rimmed Tumblr glasses
>into computer science or philosophy but not so much into the latter that they have no career
>makeup is not caked on
>high cheekbones and slender neck
>thighs touching is optional
>tasteful piercings, no dick-catchers like in OPs image and no door-knocker noserings.
>no face or neck tattoos, and like piercings must be tasteful
>minimal jewelry
>in good shape, some muscle definition indicating discipline and ability to defend herself
>eye color doesn't matter, brown is low-tier though

>> No.11875715

Don't listen to them, you're the pinnacle of cute. Dark curly hair is the best, and if I'd ever meet a girl who's also into writing I'd probably fall in love. Hope you and your Washington guy will actually meet one another!

>> No.11875739

u a slut for a bad boy

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>> No.11875823

Get over her man. I know she seemed like the one but honestly you'll eventually meet better girls in the future.

I know that feel anon ;_;

>> No.11875866

>couldn't pleasure her correctly
You could have just entered into a cucking relationship.

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This. Or a seagull.

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Well this is very specific and I might sound autistic but:
-skinny, half asian
-effay sense of fashion
-enjoys experimenting with drugs with me
-quiet but charismatic
-smokes so gets me addicted to a habit which I won't be able to throw 3 years later because I still aren't sure if i smoke to remember her or whether I'm actually addicted
>tfw I had her
>tfw I miss her so fucking much

>> No.11876061

>softly spoken
>enjoys life
>sleeps a lot
>holds my hand and smiles warmly
>hard working
>not pressured to put effort into her appearence, wears what she wants and looks the way she wants to.

>> No.11876072

tfw crushing on a girl who looks like this but is a legit sociopath

>> No.11876129

>looks like this
If someone legitimately looks like that, that's already a huge red flag.

>> No.11876143

>tfw I know the perfect girl
>quite certain she has feelings for me/would date me
>she has a bf

It's genuinely incredible how much obscure shit we have in common, and besides that her physical appearance is literally how I would describe my view of a perfect woman

>> No.11876148

woah thanks! nice hearing that. we will see.

>> No.11876158

she looks cute

>> No.11876166


Dated 2 girls like this.

Protip - dont. Get rid if the fantasy.

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She would look delicate and attentive, but dresses to tease

>has /fa modifications to herself

>> No.11876715

Personality like this, looks like this, or fashion like this?

>> No.11876837

she doesn't look delicate or attentive, just trashy

>> No.11876842

all of it

>> No.11876844


>> No.11876870


he sounds like my john. except the science part, he's more of a history guy. i love him

>> No.11876898

is catholic good enough or nah

>> No.11876937

My guy is handsome, but doesn't believe in beauty. He is clever but doesn't think he is. He analyses his actions too much and thinks he's a bad person. He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants. He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy. We would take trips to the post-Soviet states or Jerusalem or camp in the mountains. He likes to keep fit, but not for the appearance aspect, it makes him feel good. He loves 80s and 90s music, especially from the Madchester movement. He is older than me, mature, and doesn't care about playing games. He actually values me as a person. He's not afraid of sex but it's not what our relationship would be based upon. He teaches me about morality and Plato and I show him my writing and sing for him. We feel good together.

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>He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants.
>He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy.
you mean you guys have your own bible study together?
>We would take trips to Jerusalem
o vey

>> No.11876975

No, not in an ironic "I don't follow trends but worries about his outfits not being effay" way, as in, fashion doesn't concern him.

And again, no, as in, we would like talking about the divine and spirituality.

>> No.11877010

>thinly veiled /soc/ thread
Mods, do your jobs.

>> No.11877040

You sound full of shit. Get your ass out of tumblr's ass and end your own life.

>> No.11877083

you sound insecure :(

>> No.11877098

Whats he supposed to look like?

>No image

>> No.11877118

>reads bakunin

I'd prefer Kropotkin but I guess that would do.

>> No.11877122

Really cute, that's who I want to be.

>> No.11877133


Not a beard but he might have some stubble. Sort of messy hair, brunette or black. Maybe a strong jaw, sort of a dark brooding look, piercing eyes are a +. Height not an issue, just taller than me. Honestly I'm not too picky. Louis Theroux would be the ideal in terms of personality and looks.

Haha maybe you'll be him one day. What's stopping you from being that way now?

>> No.11877135

>he's everything and the opposite at the same time

>> No.11877141

>What's stopping you
In short, weak personality/lack of willpower.

>> No.11877143

My god you're so vain and your fantasy is so silly.

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Asymmetrical face

>> No.11877150

I can get that, I'm trying to sort of do a personality 'revamp' atm and it's hard to change habits. You shouldn't put yourself down about it though

>> No.11877154

I can accept it being silly, cause it is exactly that, a fantasy. But I am not vain, I think I can be selfish but honestly my self-esteem levels are about -5. So a good guess

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>fit out of necessity
>disregards beauty, luxury, sex and gambling
>goes to Jerusalem
>scholastic education
So he's basically a knight templar?

>> No.11877174

damn i got it all wrong they're the ones I should be going after

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>> No.11877194

Of course not, I'm just recognising the problem that's all :)

>> No.11877219

my dream bf:
>really tall
>very fit
>dresses mostly in black
>travels a lot
>knows Latin
>doesn't spit or do gross things like that
>stays true to his word
>suffers not the heretic to live
>upholds the honour of the Emperor
>abhors the witch, destroys the witch
>accepts any challenge, no matter the odds

>> No.11877249

Literally the most degenerate thing i have ever heard. How do you not kill yourself?

>> No.11877266

my dream guy

>5'9-6'0 preferably
>skinny as fuck
>dark brown/black hair
>quiet and reserved
>dark or green eyes
>not italian
>i hate italians
>preferably of western european or british descent
>studying something of value like business or law
>trustworthy as fuck
>knows a lot about music
>appreciates art and music
>has an artistic or musical ability
>dresses well
>likes fashion
>isn't obsessed with partying/drugs
>only has a few friends
>cares about me too much
>likes fish
>good taste in movies
>has had a mental health disorder or has one so he knows how to handle life and shit

the end

>> No.11877296

Because I'm not bothered about feeling validated by pigs on message boards

>> No.11877297

Too bad I'm asian and we are living in another side of the world.

>> No.11877305

too bad I'm skinnyfat and treacherous

>> No.11877309

are u cute?

>> No.11877310

Literally a fuccboi would fall for that

>> No.11877318

W h O d I s ?

>> No.11877323

How can you care about such meaningless things? I am working to change humanity forever with philosophy and politics, you want nothing. Like an animal.

>> No.11877348

Meaningless things like...? Genuinely no sarcasm tell me what you think counts as meaningless. It's funny you say that my degree is actually in Philosophy and Politics hoo boy

>> No.11877434

you're a human, she/he's a human

you are just as useless, just as boring and just as utterly irrelevant as everyone else

in a way you're worse, because you obviously have some kind of autistic chip on your shoulder

>> No.11877452

you described me.

>> No.11877454

Well, I'm sure you're just being an autist but it's sad if that's all it takes for you to dismiss someone

>> No.11877463

medium height (5'9-5'10), thin, shoulder-length dark hair, dark eyes, and light skin. dresses only in grey, black or white.

I already got him tho. Shout out to dat boi crimz

>> No.11877487

I'm the anon who actually made the post - What exactly was wrong?

>> No.11877717

too bad I'm Italian

But I got everything else

>> No.11877755

its true

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I'm a straight grill
but lately i've been into reverse traps that look like kpop boys

>> No.11877804

it's like I'm really on tumblr!

>> No.11877818

4chan deserves to be shut down because of this fucking embarrassment of a thread.

>> No.11877841

You are describing my ex, been with her for 5 years but we were just toxic for each other and entirely incompatible aside from common interests and the romantic aspect, leaving someone you care so deeply about was to this day the worst feeling I ever had.

>> No.11877858

That is oddly hot. I like androgynous chicks myself, but tattoos and piercings are not effay.

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>> No.11877949

I'm right here bb

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>> No.11878007
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Mac DeMarco in girl form.

>> No.11878014

would fucc

>> No.11878164

>My guy is handsome, but doesn't believe in beauty. He is clever but doesn't think he is. He analyses his actions too much and thinks he's a bad person. He doesn't care for being in fashion or looking cool, he does what he wants. He is religious or spiritual, or open to exploring and discussing spirituality and philosophy. We would take trips to the post-Soviet states or Jerusalem or camp in the mountains. He likes to keep fit, but not for the appearance aspect, it makes him feel good. He loves 80s and 90s music, especially from the Madchester movement. He is older than me, mature, and doesn't care about playing games. He actually values me as a person. He's not afraid of sex but it's not what our relationship would be based upon. He teaches me about morality and Plato and I show him my writing and sing for him. We feel good together.

the most vapid shit ever have i read, like you arent even a person, just a generic female humanoid. nothing you will ever do will be cared about by anyone, you will live a boring life and obey authority, you will forever live in the shadow of real men who enact real change. you are worse than dirt because dirt never chose to be worthless. you did. women are scum.

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>> No.11878705
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Dream guy
>tan khakis
>light blue shirt
>dark blue jacket
>small guy
>would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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>> No.11878739

>dream girl exists anonymously on the internet


>> No.11878740

It's me

>> No.11878751

>vacant expression
>multiple warning signs of mental instability and degeneracy
>piss poor posture, indicative of sedentary lifestyle. will become fat if she ever becomes happy enough to acquire an appetite.

>> No.11878765

Blue or green eyes.
Tall. (How tall depends on personality. If she is anxious about her height she could be taller than me. If she is confident she has to be shorter.)
Masculine jawline. (Hopefully it will balance out my family's tendency to weak jaws.)

>> No.11878774

You sound pretentious af. Almost stopped when you said post-soviet states.

>> No.11878783

The very fact that you still give a shit about Plato tells me you're not very good at philosophy. Read Deleuze once you get out of your first year. Also, there are better ancient Greeks to read than god awful Plato

>> No.11878784

My perfect girl looks like an average girl. Except she has a penis.

>> No.11878806

Shes british but close enough

>> No.11878816

>mfw bachelor of arts

>> No.11878827

dis me
>hard working
im spoiled af, got hella daddys money but im socially retarded

>> No.11878844
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>> No.11878849

Where can I find more of him please or something similar

>> No.11878940

met a girl who was both a 7/10 and a 9/10 at the same time, it was bizarre. Tall, not very shapely and a very...alternative face but it all came together so perfectly

had a 5 hour conversation with her

may have fallen in love, or maybe it's my brain trying to get over my ex (we broke up 2 weeks before)

>> No.11879003

she's beautiful

>> No.11879050
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indian girls>>>>>>>>

>> No.11879058

Are wagon wheels effay?

>> No.11879068

freckles, kinda smart, likes to sing, isnt edgy or a complete retard who loves memes.

specifically mallory merk

>> No.11879073

>believing in the friendzone
u must be ugly or annoying

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>> No.11879092

When you say daddy do you mean your father or is this some ddlg shit?

>> No.11879739

who is she...

>> No.11879759

My dream boy is tall, effay, not fat, has his own hobbies and interests, similar taste in music, loathes himself and his life to some degree, will take naps with me and kiss my forehead.

Extra points if he's socially autistic to some degree, I think that's cute.

>> No.11879773

I live in a shit suburb in California come love me

>> No.11879926

Would love to, but I'm in Australia, too far for me.

I'm @norishiuido on ig. Can't give up on potential dream girl so easily.

>> No.11879973
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I actually saw her IRL

>vacation in Ireland
>stunning girl sitting on a cafe
>redhead, blue eyes, amazing smile
>my heart jumped in my throat
>stared at her for three full minutes speechless
>had to follow the comitive
>give her a last look before going away
>[screams internally]
>she's gone
>lost her forever

I've been searching on the internet for at least a decade for girls that may look like her, but never found anything even remotely close to looking like her.

>mfw I will have to live with the curse of never meeting her in this lifetime

>> No.11880032

vissen.kaktus on insta

>> No.11880258

I have a (ridiculously) strong stalky bf of Indian descent, I just wish he'd shave his head

>> No.11880390

Do you have snapchat instead?

>> No.11880403
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>> No.11880440

Reading Dune, I've gained a new appreciation for Grim-Gram.

>> No.11880493

i would say so yes... did a couple of modeling gigs for some normie companies when i was 17-18

>> No.11880499

if you're attractive then you're perfect

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>> No.11880544
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>mfw only 10% of this

the based god has saved me for another day

>> No.11880558


Oy Vey

>> No.11880582

My ideal man is skinny (but bigger and stronger than me, has nice hair and good skin but most importantly he has to want to ravage my boipussy and be okay with me dressing up like a sissy faggot.

>> No.11880583

post face pic ^_^

>> No.11880610
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>ITT people still believe in love

To be young... ;_;

>> No.11880613
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i hope this is b8. if not, total garb

>> No.11880663

W2c effay bf

>> No.11880941

so... you're lesbian?

>> No.11881021
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Like this.

>> No.11881061

To bad I'm /fit/

>> No.11881079

Pics or lies

>> No.11881285

>still no pics

Guess it was lies then kek.

>> No.11881312
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>i don't care about gender, appearance, etc
>just want someone who i love
>just want someone who loves me

>> No.11881320
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>Turkroach with makeup, contacts and a wig

>> No.11881429

I followed !

>> No.11881803

ask me on ig :3

>> No.11881827
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maartje :'(

>> No.11881884

You are not a girl

>> No.11881894

I unfollowed bc you didn't follow back </3

>> No.11881903

I just woke up and only saw 1 follow and it was a sadboy

>> No.11882245

my actual father

>> No.11882254

Probs. He is on 4chan kek

>> No.11882278

based on this thread i've determined the average age of /fa/ is ~19, with a substantial gender-age gap.

>> No.11882285

>except hard working
damn shame, because that's the most important part. bratty girls are the fucking worst.

>> No.11882292

>tfw somehow managed to fall in love with a highschool sweetie which was 9/10
>the universe blinked and the girl really got into me
>possessive and jealous, no problem because somehow I liked that (I loved her when she was angry)
>it all burst into flames, alcohol and crashed
We still don't talk. Never managed to get a girl so pretty or smart. Life sucks.

>> No.11882321

i know lol it sucks
i hate it but i love it

>> No.11882354

join the club buddy

>> No.11882364

christ anon

>> No.11882413

>replying 9 hours later

He's probably dead by now...

>> No.11882507

man, almost was feeling bad for you until you came out as a racist piece of shit. john really dodged a bullet there, huh

>> No.11882741

>All those (you)'s

Thirsty virgins

>> No.11883043

:I How can I contact you?

>> No.11883068
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>found your dream girl online, not just good looking but also extremely talented
>shes few years older, in a different country, and taken

>> No.11883107

>shes few years older

>> No.11883112
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wow I guess it's impossible for me to be 20 huh
also i thought she was 23 whoops

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>look like pic related
>smart, well read
>into folk music
>cynical and dry sense of humour, but dorky sometimes

hold me

>> No.11883141
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>> No.11883206
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>> No.11883212

oh my yes

>> No.11883215

less forehead and more chin you fucking mongoloid

>> No.11883239

>tfw gorgeous thin blonde gf
>she's an actress on a successful tv show
>tfw I'm into thicc girls and don't think I'll every be truly happy with her until I know what it's like to fuck a thick chick ;_;
>tfw I hate myself

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>> No.11883310

i would bc im attractive but i don't want to bc too many people i know browse this board :/ sry anon i swear i'm not lying

>> No.11883339

Here's a (((you)))

>> No.11883350

I've been diagnosed with an eating disorder... sup ;)

>> No.11883354
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>Does it have a penis?
>Is it supposed to?

>> No.11883365

whoot post face anon

>> No.11883383

sorry I have blue eyes

>> No.11883392
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>> No.11883393

that's like half of /fa/

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Kinda like bitchy females tbqh

>> No.11884273

>4chan the boyfriend

>> No.11884515

I thought it was carefully crafted b8 tbqh

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>> No.11884570

dude you should go out more

>> No.11884603

>dresses somewhat preppy goth
>into all types of music
>finds humour in most things
>interested in philosophy and understanding humans
>long naturally coloured hair
>considerate and empathetic but not naïve

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Literally pic related

>> No.11884607

holy fucccc yes

>> No.11884608
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>Weekday labelled underwear

>> No.11884612

>Implying you wouldn't still fucc that tight boipussi

>> No.11884616

You look like a fucked up Shawn white lmao!

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Worst meme tbqhwyfamalam

>> No.11884655
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Is it wrong to dream of a slav instagram-stacy?

>> No.11884662

It's wrong if she has a flat ass and no comfy tighs

>> No.11884667
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I never fell for the "thick"-meme.

Her body is 100% perfect.

>> No.11884671

Nigger, thick is a meme americans made to feel good about fat chicks. I'm talking about sum meat boi

>> No.11884676

whoa i want to say this sounds like me sans-preppy goth

>> No.11884685

Also fat fetishists use that to sound less cr(a)eepy

>> No.11884689

Fuck you. I had that.


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>tfw no plastic slav gf

>> No.11884695

someone that's cute and fun to hang around with.

after having been seriously depressed for two years and slowly coming out of it all I want is to start having fun again

>> No.11884699
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>In Hungary right now
>Boots and boobs everywhere

>> No.11884704
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>ywn ride the plastic russian express

Why even live?

>> No.11884708

who the fuck would want to marry this?

>> No.11884710

>dat high-cut

>> No.11884712

I'm on the same boat anon... Had depersonalization disorder for a few weeks that really fucked me up.

Aside from fun and hanging arround I'd love to have someone other than me to take care of, someone to dedicate..

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>tfw hearing them moan in a overtly porn inspired way
>tfw slowly taking the tight leopard dress off
>tfw public sex in knee-high boots
>tfw restraining myself from shooting darts at her breasts

Why even /feel/ when you can /oilmoney/ and /bimbobike/?

>> No.11884729
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>ctrl+f marry
>you and some random anon 3 days ago

>> No.11884733
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Fuck didn't notice her account was private. Get that plastic thing outa here. I said some meat, not silicon.

>> No.11884737

what's the point of this post? are you saying that you wouldn't put your peen in this twinks bum?

>> No.11884743
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She had some pics when she was a teen (very lewd and cute ones). I would like someone like this, a tight body and smart

>> No.11884763

Fucking a dude is gay, no matter how many ways you dress it up.

Get that shit outta here.

>> No.11884772
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>tfw every girl in this thread's dream guy is tall
>tfw 5'4"

>> No.11884784

>reverse image search

kek, anon no more LARPing.

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>> No.11884796

What's LARPing

>> No.11884799
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>weeb tranny shit

You just doubled down on No anon.

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>weeb tranny shit

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>you will never have a ditzy, funny swedish girl with crappy makeup
why live

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>> No.11884841

we wuz nords

>> No.11884857

Do you know that other brown "Swedish" instaslut? She made some blowjob video, preddy gud at it too.

>> No.11885113

Oh, I guess this is somewhat me. I can be bitchy too though.

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>> No.11885445

everything Including height but 1/4 master race Italian

>> No.11885500

The Realist

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>> No.11885526

Are you me?

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>> No.11885594
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>> No.11885620

Time to be into men, anon.

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Now we move slowly to that great 404 in the sky...

>> No.11885915
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>great fashion sense
>softly sings in the shower
>actually likes me
>own interests instead of jumping on every trend

>will give you this look when you tell her you like her shirt

>> No.11885930

This wasn't bait I just love broken pathetic boys

>> No.11885932

Hello here I am

>> No.11886134
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saw her in metro today, she was seating in front of me, she was cute and effay, was listening to music and reading something

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Wanna date?

Pls be in
O s l o

>> No.11886540

Nice Celtic looks. Irish?

>> No.11886917

hello lil lichen

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Love you

>> No.11887471

Would be cute if you didn't say nigger so casually..

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