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Roast me faggots

>> No.11829281

>>11829271
there's nothing to roast

you're just such a bland, basic person I have nothing to shit on you about. You're literally not unique in any way, shape, or form.

congratulations

>> No.11829289

how do you not fall off the floor

>> No.11829301

>>11829281
Ironically this was actually a pretty decent roast.

>>11829289
Idk

>> No.11829325

>>11829271
its like trying to roast air, or water... there's nothing there. maybe something about h&m? maybe a stan smiths joke?

>> No.11829335

Seriously what does it mean when you can't even get 4chan, the cancer of the internet, to insult you? It's literally all I wanted

If you won't roast then just rate me out of 10 I suppose, why the fuck not

>> No.11829349

I can do it

>>11829335
You're obviously a leafy-addicted clueless little millenial who dresses just like one, with almost zero awareness of past trends, and his cultural scope limited to trending Youtube videos and mall shit.
You wouldn't last five seconds in a duel against me. I'd lure you with grass and kick you in your weak shins when you aren't watching. Then you'd collapse and melt away into a puddle of marshmallow paste. I know it will work because I know you like grass, like all sheep do.

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11829351

>>11829349
noice

>> No.11829353

>>11829335
>cancer
>roast
LOLOLOLOL I LEARNED ABOUT LE EBIN SEKRIT CLUB CALLED FOURCHINS ON PYROCYNICAL'S TOTALLY AWESOME SUBREDDIT AND I WANTED TO SEE IF THE RUMORS WERE TRUE.
Go back to where you came from.

>> No.11829359

>NYPA
Even when it's against yourself

>> No.11829364

>>11829271
You look like your life goals involve a stable relationship with a plain wife and a middle income accounting job

>> No.11829372

>>11829349
OK roast, 5/10.

>leafy-addicted

Used to like him, but he got too repetitive and boring. H3H3 is my favorite youtuber now.

>almost zero awareness of past trends

This one's accurate. I've only been into clothes for a few months to be honest.

>little millenial

I could actually see this as a compliment because I'm younger than most millenial (the last year that technically counts as "millenial"), so I guess that means I might look a little more mature.

>mall shit.

OK accurate. I'm not confident enough in my ability to eye outfits without trying them on to start ordering online.

>kick you in your weak shins

Holy shit, true. My shins are pretty goddamn weak.

>I know you like grass, like all sheep do.
If I was a sheep (at my school) I'd be wearing khakis and sperry's.

So yeah, just an OK roast, 5/10. Hopefully some actual decent roasts will come up when I refresh.

>> No.11829377

>>11829372
Self-derisive humor only works as a preventive measure, not as damage control.
Improve yourself and shut up.

>> No.11829378

>>11829353
I don't watch pyrocynical. Why is this board so obsessed with youtube? >>11829364
Ew, no. Maybe I should change my look up. Any tips?

>> No.11829382

>>11829378
You're the one who uses Youtube commentary channel lingo.
I conclude that you're a redditfag who ended up here after witnessing an epic 4chinz thread on his favorite hugbox of a website.
>any tips
yeah, don't dress like a pussy and ditch those memeshoes

>> No.11829383

>>11829377
Eh, none of that comment was *really* self-derisive. Admitting that I'm new to fashion is just a fact, not particularly positive or negative.
And what the fuck even are weak shins?

>> No.11829386

>>11829271

Your basic ass outfit will impress normies. BUt your hair....

UR HAIR

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11829391

>>11829383
*really*

Spotted le redditor. Don't even bother replying my dudes.

>> No.11829392

>>11829383
You're still acting like we're having a friendly conversation here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_obeR1OIm8

>> No.11829399

>>11829391
Took you this long to spot this oblivious cunt?

>> No.11829402

>>11829382
>You're the one who uses Youtube commentary channel lingo.

What, can you come up with a more fitting word to describe 4chan than cancer?

>who ended up here after witnessing an epic 4chinz thread on his favorite hugbox of a website.

Nah, I just dropped by here from /lit/ because I'm in a bad mood and felt like getting roasted, but you faggots still haven't come up with anything half-decent.
>don't dress like a pussy
What do you mean like this? Is the bomber/white shirt combo too cliche?
>ditch those memeshoes
No

>> No.11829409

>>11829402
>just dropped here from /lit/

wew
so much for le effay literary lifestyle

>> No.11829420

>>11829271
id on pants? beta looking cunt

>> No.11829424

>>11829386
>UR HAIR
The saddest part is that this is the best haircut I've had in a while. It's been fucking atrocious for most of my life.

>>11829391
Nice catch desu. You'd have to be a pretty frequent redditor to notice that.

>>11829392
>You're still acting like we're having a friendly conversation here.

Ye

>> No.11829427

>>11829420
H&M slim tapered

>> No.11829435

Stop feeding nu-males attention you cucks.

>> No.11829437

>>11829424
>Nice catch desu.

I swear to god I've never typed desu (in fact when i just did my phone tried to autocorrect it to "depends").
Does 4chan automatically add "desu" to things? What the fuck just happened.

>> No.11829445

>>11829435
no pls

>> No.11829460

>>11829271
You're the faggot

>> No.11829475

>>11829460
Oh.

>> No.11829477

>>11829427
thanks bby

>> No.11829482

>>11829437
baka desu senpai

>> No.11829496

>>11829482
what the fuck is my life rn am i dreaming

>> No.11829540

>>11829496
Should I hurt myself

>> No.11829556

>>11829496
pls wake up desu

>> No.11829577

>>11829556
It's not working should I kms

>> No.11829672

>>11829349
edgy

>> No.11829706

>>11829364
A T T E N T I O N W H O R I N G

See what I did there?

>> No.11829716

>>11829437
>what are word filters
Please stop giving him attention. Just sage and move on if you feel like replying

>> No.11830577

you are a huge fucking faggot

>> No.11830581

kys

>> No.11830693

>>11829281
This, you look like the base in a character creator

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>>11829372
>used to like him
>h3h3 is my favorite

get better taste boyo

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>>11829349
>I know you like grass, like all sheep do.
nice

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>>11829349
shit i thought you said "i'd lure you into the grass" and wondered why nobody else thought it was weird

also
>marshmallow paste
the fuck kind of insult is that