/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.11753421]

>go into clothes shop
>staff starts talking to you

[Anonymous No.11753429]

>zumiez

[Anonymous No.11753431]

>>11753421
>poop self to avoid further human contact

[Anonymous No.11753480]

>>11753421
>Hello do you need help
>Nah im good. Just looking around
>Alright tell us if u need anything
>Yeah sure.

Is like that 99% of the time

[Anonymous No.11753482]

>Hello do you need help
>Nah im good. Just looking around
>Alright tell us if u need anything
>Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.11753490]

>>11753421
Clerk:
>Hello do you need any help
You:
>pic related

[Anonymous No.11753518]

>walk into used car lot in San Dimas
>ask if they have 1992 Geo Trackers, the official car of /fa/
>those are THE hottest cars of 2016, usually sell in minutes
>sales rep tries to sell me a 1992 Chevy Suburban
>n-no thanks

[Anonymous No.11753545]

> "Hello, do you need help?"
> "Well, yeah, I'm searching for shirts in an L size"
> "But you look like an S or XS"
>start sweating
>mumble "you dont know whats effay"
>"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, sir"
>scream at the top of my lungs "YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS EFFAY YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>run
>run like there's no tomorrow because my spaghetti has already fallen out of my pockets

[Anonymous No.11753550]

I had this guy the other day who wouldn't want to fuck off after I told him I was just taking a look around

[Anonymous No.11753623]

>staff member has the best fit youve seen all month

[Anonymous No.11753631]

>>11753490
oh fuck I'm laughing waaay toooo hard lol

[Anonymous No.11753636]

>>11753550

He probably was on commission

[Anonymous No.11753665]

>>11753421
walked in to acne studios to try some jeans i wanted, three girls worked there (in a relatively small space too so its a death trap for autismos like me) and one asked me if i needed help, i said no im good. then i didnt find the jeans and had to ask her and she had to redirect me to another store where they had those jeans and i had to interact with other humans of the opposite sex more than i was comfortable with that day

at least the card she wrote the directions on was very pretty, i guess thats why its so expensive because you pay for their small pink paper cards too and not just the clothing you buy

[Anonymous No.11754236]

>staff look at you non stop
>keave the store even if something interested me

don't they learn to leave people alone and not stare at them ?

[Anonymous No.11754248]

>>11754236
*leave

[Anonymous No.11754332]

>>11753482
pretty accurate

[Anonymous No.11754354]

>>11753421
>staff is a pretty girl

[Anonymous No.11754357]

*dies*

[Anonymous No.11754368]

>He doesn't raise his arms up and scream "LEEEEAVE M-ME ALOOOOOONE"

plebs

[Anonymous No.11754558]

>"Hello do you need help?"
>"Yeah I was looking for x and y"
>guy brings x and y
>realize you dont have enough money for even one piece
>"Yeah those are good can you take it to cash desk?"
>"Yeah sure"
>run away

[Anonymous No.11754593]

>find denim(-looking) bomber online
>go to store
>stand outside and calculate ratio of customers to staff
>its less than 1:9

>don't go in

[Anonymous No.11754617]

>>11753421
>drunk af
>go into luxury store
>staff starts talking to you

[Anonymous No.11754631]

>>11753480
>Not thanking after every sentence
rude

[Anonymous No.11754770]

>>11753429
>go to the back to look at the actual skate supplies
>staff forgets you exist

it's especially annoying because that's when i need them to actually unlock a case or get a ladder or something