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I'm going to get a TopKnot. What should I expect?

>> No.11706611

>>11706604
Expect a lot of /fa/ggots to shun you

>> No.11706618

>>11706604
You're a little late there, Champ.

>> No.11706619

looking like an ugly nerd

please don't if you want to be attractive and not look like a meme

>> No.11706623

that was cool like 2 years ago. just shave your whole head. you look like a faggot with long hair or an undercut

>> No.11706628

Expect to see a shit ton of other guys with the same hair as you

>> No.11706629

>>11706623
>>11706618
>only following trends

Undercut and manbuns never die. Your meme crew cut will.

>> No.11706638

>>11706629
The only thing worse than being a trend hopper is to be late to the trend.

So if you want to look like you're an out-of-touch faggot, go ahead.

>> No.11706641

>>11706604
Top knot was always gaf as fuck.
Either get a proper undercut or a man bun.

>> No.11706646

>>11706629
It's the undercut that's timeless. You'll be hard pressed to find a more dated (as in, easily placed) haircut than the manbun. It hadn't been a thing before the 2010s.

>> No.11706648

if you're looking for roasties' opinions I fucking hate topknots with a passion

>> No.11706649

>>11706623
I'm wearing an Undercut since 5 years and the Bitches love it

>> No.11706650
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>>11706641
This

>> No.11706668

>>11706623
Found the baldman

>> No.11706680

>>11706604
To be three years too late.

>> No.11706832

>>11706680
>being a fggt trend hopper

>> No.11706852

This looks like fucking shit.

>> No.11706904
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>>11706604
>a top knot is a mixture of two of the trndiest hairstyles of 2014
>2014

>> No.11707064

>>11706604
To get made fun of

Predominantly be females

>> No.11707079

To look like an average tasteless sandnigger as you can find them in every Western European city.

>> No.11707223

>>11706604
W2C other haircut infographs?

>> No.11707236

>>11706604
Are you a Samurai / Ninja (Asian warrior)? No? them don't wear it.

>> No.11707241

To be hit on by basic homosexuals

>> No.11707319

>>11707079
Amen to that. Fuck sandniggers.

>> No.11708093

>>11706604
it will slide forward within 15 minutes, and you'll just have a ponytail in the middle of your head

>> No.11708099

>>11706650
who dis

>> No.11708106

>>11706604
i think the normals still think this is cool so probably some compliments from girls dressed like han solo

>> No.11708136 [DELETED] 

>>11706648
Agreed. This look is gay af unless you want a girlfrined that wears uggs and dresses shittier than you do

>> No.11708139

This look is gay af unless you want a girlfriend who wears uggs and dresses shittier than you do

>> No.11708163

Oldfag here, I had an undercut/top knot from 1993 to 2003. Let it go.

>> No.11708185

>>11706604
Unless you look like the guy in that pic, don't. Man buns and top knots only look good on broad shouldered, stubble bearded, muscular and good looking men. Men of history with this haircut were jacked vikings and badass samurai.

99% of people who jump on this trend wagon are skinny twinks or fat as fuck hipsters that look absolutely fucking try hard retarded and awful.

>> No.11708204

>>11708185
just out of curiosity what would be a good haircut for a fat guy? do you just go blend in-mode until you get fit or what?

>> No.11708290

expect lots of dicks

>> No.11708312

>>11708204
Hair should be the least of your worries

>> No.11708327

>>11708312
just pretend for a moment that you are a fat guy and your hair has started covering your eyes. how would you cut it?

>> No.11708556

>>11708185
You certainly have no idea on history and think the sea-hipsters form the show Vikings resemble realistic vikings. Faggot.

>> No.11708938

>>11708327
Not him but I'd start wearing a cap and try to lose weight.

>> No.11710160

>>11706604
a topknot

>> No.11710218

>>11708185
I am jacked with broad shoulders faggot not everyone on fa is a some skinny aids twink ps FUCK YOU

>> No.11710236

>>11707319
Back to /pol/

>> No.11710241

>>11710218
Post pic or stfu

>> No.11710252

>>11706604
Top knot looks so much better without shaved sides.

Also keeping some hair on the sides is better for versatility

>> No.11711764

>>11706604
>what to expect
judgement

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>>11706604
y u even?!

>> No.11711784

man buns only look good if you have a full head of long hair.

An undercut looks better than an undercut topknot

>> No.11712902

>>11708185
The only reason why I could pull it off was because I had it in 2011/2012. So yeah, unless anyone in this thread has a fucking time machine then it's time to look for new avenues and let the meme bun die in peace.

>> No.11713188

It's just mullet of the 10s and it's already embarrassing

>> No.11713310

you look like a fucking moron if you wear this