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11673816 No.11673816 [Reply] [Original]

effay jobs.

I'm a manager at sunglass hut. I love and hate my job.

>> No.11673822

>>11673816
I work at staples

>> No.11673841

Unemployed artist.

Bonus points if you're actually terrible, but draw crude line drawings of pizza and try to sell them on Etsy, while still telling yourself you're actually a good drawer, you're just doing this to "make a bit of extra cash right now"

>> No.11673882

>>11673816
Assistant to an agent in Hollywood. Anyone who aspires to be an agent could be exterminated from the Earth, and nothing of value would be lost.

>> No.11673887

>>11673816
I'm an Astrophysics researcher. Feels great wandering around looking great while everyone else is dadcore as fuck.

>> No.11674010

>>11673816
I work as a writer for a small company. I wrote all kinds of marketing content, personal biographies, proposal letters, etc. It's pretty fun and I get my own office with a great view of downtown

>> No.11674105

>>11673887
Not /fa/

>> No.11674166

>>11674105
>>11673887
it's pretty fa desu
>>11674010
how do i get a writing gig? i'm good at it, do i need to major in eng lit or something stupid?

>> No.11674193

>>11674010
my dream life whats the dress code

>> No.11674207

>>11673816
MD student. Do scrubs count as effay?

>> No.11674219
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11674219

Founder and owner of a fashion design house with 20+ employees. Am I /fa/ ?

>> No.11674229

Security guard

>> No.11674243

>>11674207
I'm currently still an undergrad. Are you allowed to get your scrubs more fitted? I see how horribly they fit on some people, and I don't want that to be me

>> No.11674254

>>11674243

scrubs are not meant to look good.

The kinds of people who thought scrubs should have some "style" decided to put Loony Toons and dolphins on them.

Just wear your shit.

>> No.11674256

>>11674166
>it's pretty fa desu
In what way

>> No.11674275

>>11673816
Is it required that all the girls at sunglasses hut be hot as fuck and dress in tight short dresses
I work as security close to one and it's all 8+ high test grills at the counter every day

>> No.11674282

security officer is most effay occupation
treat ppl like shit
nice crisp clean uniform
utility belts
off shift and you can put on your cool leather jacket and head off to nearest bar to pick up the chicks

>> No.11674303
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11674303

Im a groundsman at a tree trimming company, i climb trees and remove limbs near powerlines

>> No.11674321

>>11674256
-research and academia is effay without a doubt
-the money and prestige that comes w a job like that is also fa
-I assume that researcher isn't an idiot too, "astrophysics researcher" gives off an impression of intelligence and sophistication

>> No.11674327

>>11674275
yes it actually is. sunglass hut has a strict dress code and we don't say it specifically but we look for the best looking people. when I call my regional manager about a potential new hire. he asks me about their look (dress) and then he asks if they fit in with the sunglass hut imagine (face). I was recently told add some color to my store...... hire a black person. they told me it's easier to sell black people shades when another black person is dealing with them. what ever you say head office lol.

>> No.11674337

I do nothing and live off the money from relatives who keep dying

I'm also writing a really bad novel for tween girls in the hopes that it gets a Hollywood adaptation

>> No.11674343

I'm a DJ.
Somehow I make just enough to survive and keep my closet effay.

>> No.11674347

cmon guys, we all know most of you are homeless . you get on fa thanks to obama free cell phones

>> No.11674352

>>11674303
Where is that in Wisconsin.
Sounds like a pretty cool job teebeeaych

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>>11674352
My climb crew is in Wyoming, another picture of cool open areas i get to work in. I get to work in a lot of private and beautiful land that really no one else gets to see

also, FUCK russian olive trees, and anyone who plants them for decoration

>> No.11674366

run/own a winery....not sure if /fa/

>> No.11674378

>>11674366
dude thats /fa/ as fuck

>> No.11674380

Wash dishes LMAO

But I'm a student and sometimes get a nice amount of extra income from online gambling

>> No.11674391

>>11674378
not when you're coming back from gaining a shit ton of weight from depression.I can't smoke anymore either. COULD be /fa/, sadly I can't at the moment

>> No.11674435

Employee at a high end sex toy shop near a college. It's both really fun and really creepy. If the pay were better I'd never leave.

>> No.11674440

I'm in school to become a nuclear engineer, the most /fa/ job of all.

>> No.11674529

I work for a security company at an old person village

>> No.11674553

>>11674219
It depends. Show us some of your houses work?

>> No.11674594

Mall security guard.

>> No.11674606

Student of archaeology while being the only employee of a mom & pop bookstore. Well we were beaten by the new barnes and noble so I lost my job and they lost the store.

It was pretty nice while it lasted. Started in junior year highschool and gave tons of recommendations to qts coming in. Got a few numbers and whatnot.

>> No.11674609
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11674609

i work with koi

>> No.11674612

I am but a simple oysterman,
From the Willapa,
Yeah it's a dirty job,
Sweaty when the suns out.
But I look damn good in my gage and Xtra tufs

>> No.11674618

>>11674553
Is that... ok here? I mean I've been lurking since I was a broke guy with a dream and I've never seen anyone commercialize on /fa/ ever.

>> No.11674620

>>11674606

You're an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

>> No.11674624

>>11674620
At least you didnt ask what my favorite dinosaur was

>> No.11674630

>>11674624

Naturally I assumed your favorite dinosaur was homo erectus.

>> No.11674649

Department manager at a Nordstrom Rack. Not very effay but I get transfers from full line Nordstrom for stupid cheap.

>> No.11674688

Lost prevention security for JC Penny

>> No.11674711

>>11673841
Are you describing your life? Awful specific

>> No.11674728

>>11674609
sounds nice, are they chill?

>> No.11674737

>>11674618
give it to us senpai

>> No.11674766

>>11673816
Goodwill distribution center

>> No.11674797

>>11674347
Every cell phone should include Obama.

>> No.11674833
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11674833

I'm an event and band photographer.

Any photography bro's here?

>> No.11674878

I sell candy and cakes in a chain, doing 15 hour shifts few times a month while studying. It pays well and even though it's not humiliating to me or anything, I hate it. Human contact is just not for me I guess.

Anyway, it's a beneficial experience in a way - I realized that having a sucky job is basically inexcusable nowadays and that I should work hard so I will not have to differ between my work life and free time in future. Now's the best time to live a fulfilling live ever, we're lucky.
/blog post

>> No.11674880

>>11674207
>>11674243

Literally this: >>11674254

Scrubs are meant for work not for /fa/. nobody gives a fuck about how you look when you're a student in the hospital.

get into md school then start complaining. how your scrubs will look will be the last of your problems

>> No.11674888

>>11674880

Med students are scrubs.

>> No.11674894

I'm a developer, starting a new job soon, not sure if it's going to be lame or cool, this depends entirely on what sort of gig you end up landing.

Goal is to get into a working from home situation at some point, where I will be working from my minimal desk at home, working in fashionable pajamas with my pet birds perching on my chair, chain drinking doubleshots of espresso from my italian espresso machine.

>> No.11674896

>>11674207

How cares how effay you are when you are as comfortable as humanly possible.

I stole several sets of scrubs to use as home suits and pyjama's.

comfy as fuck.

>> No.11674908

>>11674327
Its true about the black people though, I used to be the sales manager for a local sunglass store and my boss told me to look for a "reliable black person, or a white acting black person" to hire that could sell to the many black tourists coming in.

I found a guy who could be white as fuck to white people and flip to ghetto when the inner city blacks would come in wanting Ray Bans.

Do Mexicans at your store always buy the Shield Ray Bans? Because that seems to be a universal trend for Hispanic people.

>> No.11674914

>>11674908
>Shield Ray Bans

those shades are loco

>> No.11674937

>>11674229
Are u me?

Though I'm gonna study tailoring soon, so that's something, right?

>> No.11675460

Flight attendant. Still haven't had the opportunity to go abroad but soon my dream of buying rick directly from Paris will come true.

>> No.11675481

>>11674914
there just called shields. that type of glass. we don't have Mexicans in Canada. a lot of nigger women and douchebag guidos buy shields. I never sell anyone raybans unless I know for a fact they are poor and won't budge. price point is waaay to low unless it's a folding polarized club or leather wayfarer. versace and bvlgari have the best (yuck) shields right now. the rayban ones are kinda cheap looking. raybans are for poor people lol.

>> No.11675497

McDonalds grill staff, the least effay

>> No.11675504

dialysis nurse

>> No.11675514

I play the drums in a surf punk band.

>> No.11675520

>>11675514

Mike Kowalski is that you?

>> No.11675523

>>11675520
Wazowski*

>> No.11675565

Copy/print shop

I'm 25 years old and I'm gonna kill myself.

>> No.11675666

>>11674630
underrated post

>> No.11675789

>>11673887
any scientist or academic is /fa/ as fuck. doesn't even have to do with their clothing

>> No.11675819

Social Justice Interest Group Manager

>> No.11675830
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11675830

Bartend.
it's not as fun as I wish it was :(

>> No.11675841

NEET

>> No.11675844

>>11675830
fellow bartender here, i agree its not as fun as i thought it would be, but i make okay money and dont have to work in the morning often which is nice.

>> No.11675856

>>11675844
how late do you guys work? is it a 40 hour work week. what kind of place. it's too get jobs? I've been thinking about it. how much do you make an hour roughly. what don't you like about it?

>> No.11676068

I'm a goodwill supervisor. I think about ending myself everyday.

>> No.11676076

i make bubble tea at a local restaurant, it's aight.

>> No.11676099

>>11674440
Enjoy your radiation sickness which will spawn new limbs from your body senpai

>> No.11676104

>>11676099

all the more to fist you with my dear

>> No.11676153
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11676153

Im customer service for a large furniture company in canada. I work at a store that's mostly dead. So 80% of my day is spent on my phone, shooting the shit with all my cool coworkers/managers.

There's no dress code other than business casual so I get to experiment with more preppy fits that's I don't usually wear. So yeah, in it's own way its pretty /fa/

>> No.11676184

>>11674166
Only effay if it is plasma physics focused astrophysics.

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11676187

>>11674440
Fission isn't effay. Fusion is effay.

>> No.11676297

>>11674343
disc jockey brooooooo i produce too tho

>> No.11676301

>>11674440
engineering of any sort is unironically the most uneffay profession, i just want to put that out there

>> No.11676309

>>11676301

Nuclear plants are awesome though

>> No.11676328

Security Guard for a warehouse

>> No.11676341

>>11674207
Attending here

I wear carhartt black scrubs for maximum effay

you could try pinrolling scrub pants for a better silhouette

>> No.11676394

Delivery driver for Jimmy John's.
Personally, I feel a job isn't very /fa/ if it has a uniform.

>> No.11676404

Chef at Wendy's

I'm hoping to see reviewbrah's face.
Maybe on earth, maybe in the future.

>> No.11676414

>>11673816

I'm an organizer for a congressional campaign. I have begun to hate politics and have become totally apathetic about the outcome of my election.

The office is lots of fun at least. Plenty of college student interns and twenty somethings, plus no dress code.

>> No.11676417

Which one of these would the most effay? Translator, interpreter, teacher (language), some language related job in ministry of foreign affairs?

>> No.11676421

>>11676301
how so? takes a lot of intelligence and pays well, both of which are pretty cool i think

>> No.11676433

>>11676421

Ayep. Once I get a job in the nuclear field, I'll be able to afford my own fursuit finally.

>> No.11676507

>>11676417
A teacher but one that teaches along the lines of history or SS. I say this because my 11th grade world history teacher was Guamcore af.

>> No.11676528

I'm the guy who farms the cotton on your supreme tees

>> No.11676836

I work on an oil tanker

>> No.11676855
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11676855

>>11676341
just as long as you aren't wearing the ugly contrast sleeve shirts
the ripstop pants are GOAT but not as comfy as Jockey scrubs

>> No.11676895

>>11676341
which specialty?

i want to go into ophto

>> No.11676942

I'm still the casino hotel guy. Please kill me.

>> No.11676961

>>11676301

As opposed to working in retail or some similar shit and pretending to be an artist like most of you losers do. Lmao. Not him, just a network engineer casually browsing /fa/.

>> No.11676980

>>11673816
>I'm a manager at sunglasses hut
what is a good pair of glasses for someone with a very rectangular head

>> No.11676992

>>11674908
It's funny because as a black person in retail I am always around snobby white customers, which is fine because they're also nice to talk to and they compliment my well spoken nature, but when i serve black people I make it clear that the whole store is a charade and a pile of bullshit. The ability to switch persona is my favourite perk

>> No.11677003

I work at mcdonalds during the summer and the uni gym/dining hall during the school year. Studying to be a geologist tho.

>> No.11677005

>>11676961
???

that's not even engineering

>> No.11677047

>>11677005

Designing technological systems is not engineering? K, I guess they put that word into my job title by mistake.

>> No.11677074

>>11675830
do people talk to you a lot when you are working?

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11677093

>I work at urban outfitters
>I fucking at it but it's money

>> No.11677103

Designer for a somewhat popular brand

>> No.11677125
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11677125

I work with tropical fish as i write a collection of short stories.

Plz r8

>> No.11677139 [DELETED] 

I Work as an Assistant for a UMG Music Studio

>> No.11677150
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11677150

I work at a Sony Music Studio in LA, currently a paid assistant.
$12/hr & I get to dress however I want, not bad considering I'm 19.

Really wanna some how get with Soulection.

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11677162

Lmao how poor are you faggots? Get a real job losers.

>> No.11677168

>>11674282
>Security Guard /fa/ job

Security Guard
Either you're
1. Too much of a pussy to be a cop
2. Too stupid to be a cop
3. Too fucking fat to be a cop
4. Too lazy to be a cop

Private Security is easily the most shat on job. Enjoy your crisp uniform. It don't mean shit if you don't have a gun, a badge, a real unit, respect from the public, or any type of detainment rights.

Just go to the academy faggot.

>> No.11677171

>>11674649

Ha I work at an EBAR

>> No.11677321

>>11675497
I don't know, if you're like suuuper thin and work in mcdonalds it's kind of effay. Like eating a small fries once a day and spending your salary on tiny backpacks and pink caps

>> No.11677389

I'm currently working at a JB Hi-Fi in Melbourne to be able to fund my film that I've planned.

I should have gone with Astrophysics.

>> No.11677414

>>11674391
this is the dream soon
effay and wine ye

>> No.11677451

>>11675856
different anon here, but also a bartender. i usually work four 10 hour shifts a week, thursday to sunday. 6pm to 4am. i work in a pretty nice hotel bar. i make £8.50 an hour. it can be very boring at times, and sometimes drunk people are a fucking pain to deal with and talk to. i enjoy it overall, my co-workers are really nice, i like working at night, i get three days off and the money is decent. would recommend.

>> No.11677553

fashion designer

>> No.11677596

>>11677321
haha what

>> No.11677825

Lawyer at a top-tier aus firm, it's okay.

>> No.11677851

>>11677168
Lol suck a dick. Im security and make 45k a year with gov pension and benefits. Blow me you /fa/ twig, enjoy your "effay" job working at some hipster coffee shop making 9 dollars an hour blowing your whole paycheck on rick owens shit on grailed. Also lol at respect. Respect of people doesnt pay my bills.

>> No.11677855

>>11677825
Which one anon

>> No.11677873 [DELETED] 

I just got my teaching degree, didnI lose all my effay points?

>> No.11677886

I'm about to get my teaching degree, am I doomed to wear badly fitting suits and polos?

>> No.11677891

Im a security officwr. Pretty chill job

>> No.11677893

>>11677855
Minter Ellison. It's super stressful, looking into some form of in-house consultant or public service work soon. You work in law?

>> No.11677895

I'm the office dude in a small law firm
It's ok, not so bad

>> No.11677910

>>11677893
Nice. Not working in Law just yet, studying it at ACU.

>> No.11677915

>>11677895
Oh yeah? studying law and hoping for a position there eventually?

>> No.11677921

>>11677910
Nice!! Best of luck anon

>> No.11677926

>>11677921
Thanks! Good luck to you too.

>> No.11677931

Student during the academic year, but I perform land maintenance on a tree nursery summers and winters. Mainly spraying herbicide and mowing grass, sometimes equipment maintenance and staking trees. Weeping cherries and eastern redbuds make my job hard.

>> No.11678217

being a gangster
Domestic terrorist
Contract killer
Big company Salesman
Taxi driver

>> No.11678263

Nurse. Far from being effay.
I applied for a position in an office job which was pretty effay but they gave it to a fat woman who was a faster at typing. Back to getting puke on by children and old folks :-(

>> No.11678284

Hospital pharmacist.

Pretty good. Get to wear whatever, as long as it's clean and relatively professional. Nice $$ so far too.
I think pharm is the most stress-free healthcare gig you can get.

>> No.11678303

>>11675830
>>11675844
>>11675856
depends on where you work and what sort of bartending you do

I work in an unpretentious craft cocktail bar and I just make delicious drinks all night and wow the fuck out of people with my spirits knowledge

my bar isn't even all that efficiently run and I still make around $30/hr average
you can really work as much or as little as you want because schedules are so flexible

>> No.11678319

>>11676301
Nah you're right, engineering as a profession is a good one just not an effay one

>> No.11678447

working at a hat shop. anyone else on the hat level?

>> No.11678456

>>11673816
im a planner at a large multinational fast fashion chain.

I decide what is stocked in the store and how much we get of it.

>> No.11679061

>>11678447
haberdashers 4 lyf

>> No.11679348

>>11677093
This seems so bleak to me.

>> No.11679361

29 years old and never had a job. Just been NEET living home with parents. I feel the walls closing in on me and have no idea what to do in life.

>> No.11679601

Writer and editorial at a travel magazine

Press Trips around the world
Writing interesting shit all day
Half days on Fridays

Zen

>> No.11679629

Screenwriter

At this point it's essentially a meme job.

Don't become screenwriters.

>> No.11679970

Editorial staff, any writing job really. Easy.

>> No.11680010

I work at an art museum

I like it

>> No.11680077

be totally honest; would you move to vietnam or china to get a chance to manufacture your favorite fucking sneakers?
cuz that would be awesome, even if I was broke and living in a tiny apartment with 3 other people

>> No.11680424

>>11676895
Orthopaedic Surgery

I just finished up with my fellowship training

ophto is cool and has great hours

>> No.11680426

>>11676855

I own a few pairs that are straight black, i checked the website and they dont seem to have them only the colorblock ones

might cop the army green ones

>> No.11680437

I work at a office where I just go on my computer for the most of the time and do whatever I want. Hell, my boss sometimes comes in and joins me. I have to answer the occasional phone call and sign for packages though.

>> No.11680444

>>11680426
Yeah I think allheart has a good selection and even Amazon
Found a pair of ripstop scrub pants (they're old; cuz there's a leather carhartt patch) at a thrift store, my size and navy blue....it was a good day

>> No.11680449

I'm starting at a Ross next week, something for cash while I go to uni. I've actually found some half decent stuff there so I'm kinda excited.

>> No.11680453

>>11680444
I gotta say that carhartts are my favorite scrubs

I've had a couple of pairs of dickies and they were nice

I'm also waiting for the day when rick starts making scrubs

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11680456

>>11673816

Unemployed artist

>> No.11680464

>>11680453
I just bought an industrial sewing machine and want to make my own
I want certain characteristics in scrubs and want to do it myself

>> No.11680468

>>11680453
by the way you should check out the Japanese brands
Mizuno and Adidas, specifically...they're fantastic

>> No.11680481

>>11680464
scrubs with real pockets that can actually hold shit are GOAT

>> No.11680483

Im a Japanese and History/Geography teacher at a high school. I can dress pretty casual if I want, but I usually make sure i'm wearing a shirt.

I'm pretty certain I won't be teaching next year though. I fucking hate dealing with teenagers and their bullshit.

I'd love to run and own a small cafe with a few seats, fuckloads of books, some local art and clothes for sale, serving good coffee and really simple food

>> No.11680487

>>11680481
yeah exactly
heavily reinforced patch pockets, maybe a kangaroo pocket on the shirt too in case you need to hold something really big (like a bag of saline or primary tubing), hidden zip pockets, maybe even elastic cuffed pants

>> No.11680489

>>11680483
I think it'd be cool to run a "hole in the wall" place but that wasn't a typical dive bar
instead it sold vegan food or coffee but still had a dive bar vibe

>> No.11680530

>>11680489

Yeah

My dream is that I become super rich through whatever means, buy a hole in the wall and just make take-away coffees while listening to music and reading books between customers. Just as something to keep occupied in life

>> No.11680535

>>11680530
personally, I'd like to make men's scrubs....I know how important it is to have good scrubs at work and no company I've bought from has gotten anywhere near what I think is possible in terms of functionality and comfort

>> No.11680578

>>11678284
MD student here

i agree hospital pharmacist is pretty chill
all my friends there have a lot more free time than i do

>> No.11680591

information systems major, finance minor

>> No.11680703

I work at barneys

>> No.11680845

>>11675497
Friend. How fast can you cut the grill? My record is 8 minutes.

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>>11673816
Unnemployed digital artist who never finishes anything

>> No.11681211

>>11681203
that's really good wtf faggot we're all here struggling because we have no talents and you're sitting around on a pile of gold doing nothing about it

>> No.11681310

>>11681211
Sorry anon but i keep trying to get hired as an intern at places but no media company has taken me yet. What i do is nothing compared to full-time art employees

>> No.11681335

Receptionist at a car dealership and a real estate agency. Real estate is much more effay

>> No.11681350

Math PhD student. Many people in my program are socially awkward, but I am friends with some cool /fa/ people. The /fa/ mathematicians tend to study pure maths though, and I am stuck here working with engineering types because I am doing applied math.

>> No.11681875

>>11673816
work at a vegan cafe and juice bar, pay is much better than past jobs and I get a lot of my meals there so I've lost 15 pounds this summer. Also vegan pussy is pretty dank

>> No.11681883

>>11675497
>grill
haha
what are you 14? come back when youve stepped up onto the line with the big boys

>> No.11681910

>>11674166
>how do i get a writing gig? i'm good at it, do i need to major in eng lit or something stupid?
I majored in English lit. Start by doing freelance work, there's plenty to go around. Look on Craigslist for stuff. Use that to build up a portfolio that you can then show when you apply to actual jobs.

>>11674193
I wear business casual for the office. We have lots of clients come in for consultations, so I can't wear anything below a button down and some dress slacks. I like it though. In the fall I throw on a blazer, almost never wear a tie though.

>> No.11681915

>>11673816
19 year old first year architecture student. Already got a position in a more than decent architecture firm in my country.

>> No.11681961

>>11677851
>45k a year
That's poverty-tier wages m8

>> No.11681975

Presales engineer at a large tech company.

>> No.11682133

>>11674618
its not commercializing just showing your career with like minded people who are curious

>> No.11682183

>>11674728
No they're vicious and blood thirsty little shits.
Not many people know that

>> No.11682199

Life insurance sales. black tie events, big boy money. hollaaaa

>> No.11682205

>>11680424
wow, you're great dude

yeah, i hope i'll get my comfy place in ophto

>> No.11682245
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11682245

I get paid to hack peoples networks

/fa/?

>> No.11682249

>>11681975
is it cutthroat? buddy of mine from nursing school left his career in engineering because of the stress
1 year contracts, frequent performance evals that were made public, random drug tests, threats from management of everything getting moved to China

>> No.11682344

>>11674303
Thanks for your service. People in my neighborhood complain about the trees looking like crap after you cut them, but at least it's safer that way

>> No.11682374

>>11682199
There is nothing effay about being a salesman, let alone an insurance salesman, let alone a life insurance salesman

>> No.11682407

>>11682374
cept that big boy money, fuccboi

>> No.11682477

>>11682199
how many different phrases do you have to work around using the word "die"

>> No.11682496

Still got one more year of school left, but I'll be a front end engineer when I graduate. Making websites and apps and shit.

Pay is good and it's quite enjoyable.

>> No.11682530

>>11674358
Russian olives are really pretty and smell great in the early summer. I guess they do have thorns though so sorry

>> No.11682534

>>11682407
>being a miserable cunt trying to get sales any way you can

big boy moneyyyyy

>> No.11682535

>>11682407
How much do you actually make? In my experience salesmen of any kind don't make much moolah. It's an entry level position.

>> No.11683387

>>11681203
you should make a tumblr as a kind of online scrapbook.

i found having somewhere to upload and keep things helped me follow through with projects. even unfinished things can look cool when theyre next to other work.

you definitely have something going on, that screenshot is good.

>> No.11683445

an fa career is one that lets you live your life in a way that makes you happiest

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>>11681961
>implying the amount you make is the most important part of job

Lol. You sound like a child. What good is a 100k a year job with no job security, pension, or good health benefits. Thats ok, ill take my job over ever single persons in here.

>> No.11683871

>>11673822
same

>> No.11683906

Batista at Starbucks, outfits are limited and ruined by the green apron.

>> No.11683923
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11683923

Independent lawyer by day, teacher at an adults high school by night. Considering getting a more stable job with a monthly income so I can move in with my gf.

>> No.11684080

>>11679629
what do you mean?

>> No.11684101

>>11674380
csgolotto.com is not online betting

>> No.11684110

>>11673816
I work at best buy

>> No.11684391

>>11682205
thanks bruv

study your balls of for USMLE, i went to a medicore med school but matched a great residency bc of it

>> No.11684438

>>11674618
Yes show us, you don't have to tell us your brand name/label just want to see the actually clothing

>> No.11684451

>>11673816
4th grade language teacher
i can dress pretty much any way i want

>> No.11684459

>>11673816

Hey OP,

Are wayfarers worth the price?

>> No.11684719

>>11673816
I'm a student and I gamble away whatever money I manage to save. Am I /fa/?

>> No.11685999

>>11675841
this

>> No.11686693

>>11683387
I have online Portfolios on websites like Artstation already but thx for the advice anon

>> No.11686729

>>11673816
Male fashion model. I'm takinga break right now because my grades were shit last year.

>> No.11686750

Security. Pretty effay uniform.

>> No.11687188

>>11674366
go to uni in france
seriously considering dropping out and getting into the biz. have a connect working in the champagne area.
would you rec. im fine with not making money but just want to enjoy my career

>> No.11687615

>>11677125
"i have a minimum wage part time job at Petsmart while i play video games all day"

>> No.11687728

>>11677389
Which JB? If it's one of the ones on Elizabeth St could you give me your opinion on splitting the shop up into three smaller, specialised ones?

Also what's your film going to be about?

>> No.11687778

I work as a student shelver at a library. Literally as boring as you think it would be

>> No.11687782

>>11673816
Currently City-Employed water chemist. Good gig, pays decent. Will have a better job after finishing my master's degree. Everyone here is STEMcore, like dadcore, but nerdier.

>> No.11687918
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11687918

I used to work at a Tim Horton's, a lot of Filipinos worked there as temporary workers, they were real chill. The uniform was shit though.
I ended up quitting and landed at the Starbucks down the road as a Barista, I figure I'm moving up in the coffee world and eventually I'll peak at some local café downtown.
I study Nautical Science so I can go full sailorcore in the Merchant Marine, or when I own a fishing vessel someday.
The Starbucks Siren logo freaks me out though, hope it's not a sign that I'm fucking doomed to pour drinks until I die.

>> No.11688058

Drug Counselor so I dress pretty comfy.

>> No.11688071
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11688071

Architect

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11688191

Your friendly neighborhood UPS guy ;-)

>> No.11688216

>>11673816
I run a marketing agency in a college city. I can wear whatever I want, but generally dress nice for client meetings. Job itself is fun and creative , but babysitting clients sucks. Yes your campaign is working, yes your ideas are nice, no we can't just copy something and change the font.

>> No.11688237

>>11673882
Explain, I want to be a real life Ari Gold

>> No.11688258

>>11688191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG5EaAT8cFU

>> No.11688262

watercolour artist that actually makes a living. (cool)

tho i do live with my parents (kek) until I can believe this will be a consistently successful endeavour.
(not cool)

1-1=0

>> No.11688267

work as a security guard. Good job for my /r9k/ ways

>> No.11688279

>>11688267
Renounce your ways, it's not too late but it soon will be.

>> No.11688351

Epidemiology PhD student. Funded by a research position so I don't have to teach. As such, I mostly wear black jeans, black/gray t-shirt, and black converse to work and to class.

>> No.11688370

Commercial composer/music producer

Currently focusing on advertising, want to move on to film and TV eventually.

>> No.11688383

>>11688267
I see this posted a lot. How easy is it to get? Do you have to live in a city? Where should I start looking?

I could prob even do night shifts, so sounds good to me.

>> No.11688403

>>11684459
honestly man. fuck raybans. I never try to sell anyone raybans. they are mad aged out. the only ones I'd get are the non polarized new wayfarer. just because they are the cheapest. but then they aren't polarized and don't do anything. fuck rayban. best raybans are 4181s. get those.

>> No.11688499

cam model

>> No.11688729

i just got a promotion and need to start wearing more business casual outfits, can /fa/ steer me in the right direction? have to wear collared shirts but i can layer however i like and wear any kind of pants except jeans

>> No.11688787

>>11674337
living the dream

>> No.11688809

>>11674766
shit, did that when i was younger

>> No.11688823

Junior webdev at some startup. Google and Stack overflow everything. Not pretty effay since it's just talkative millenniums whose skills arent where there mouth is

>> No.11688826

>>11678263
>children and old folks
get the fuck out of whatever clinic you're in, go do med tele or icu

>> No.11689773

im a model but also study history

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11689828

I'm a librarian, it's ok i guess

>> No.11689874

>>11676992
that charade pays your bills dude

>> No.11690022

I think being a spy would be effay, what degree should I get to become one?

>> No.11690205

I'm a Location Manager on Feature Films and Television shows

>> No.11690304

>>11678263
CNA, LPN, or RN?
Starting a CNA course soon, then into AAS in RN
Hoping to get into ICU or emergency medicine down the line

>> No.11690315

>>11673887
I know this feel. Particle Physics though. Do you feel like you get judged for putting more effort into your appearance than most other academics?

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11690325

sailor in a european country navy

>> No.11690330

>>11675514
What's your opinion on Wavves

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11690664

I work at a women's shoe store at the mall.

>> No.11690720

>>11673816
I work with addicts at a rehab center, sometimes I work security there at night. I like talking with the addicts but I don't like the paperwork. When I work security I just read books or play the guitar they have in the living room.

>> No.11690731

>>11674207
No, medicine is horrible. It's disgusting to work with sick people and I really don't understand why people think you have to be smart for it.

You don't go past calc 1, like medicine is nothing but parroting and memorization. The engineering autists have far more creativity in their problem solving and innovations.

The old "Doctor or a Lawyer" thing is a fucking joke. Both of them are just parrots who shuffle papers.

t. screenwriting major

>> No.11690759

NEET living with my parents.
I might get hired as unloader at my local Walmart, so not /fa/ at all.
But at least I can save up to pursue my dream of being a filmmaker, which is pretty effay if you ask me.

>> No.11690766

>>11690759
I loved back when I unloaded the kohls truck when I was 19-20. Free cardio, and in the winter when the truck is cold it is super fun to throw all the boxes onto the line. They need larger men to do it so if you're a small manlet you will just be working the line with the older women.

>> No.11690779

>>11690766
5'9 slightly overweight. I don't look fat though, it's all in the thighs.

>> No.11690784

>>11690779
You aren't tall enough to unload. They fill the trucks to the top, you need to be at least 6' to comfortably unload from the top. You won't be the dude in the truck, you will be on the line or stocking shelves. But since you are a man they will have you moving the heavier things and working pallet jacks.

>> No.11690790

>>11690731

>don't [...] have to be smart
>engineering autists have far more creativity in their problem solving

Oh, really?

Then go to your local hospital and operate on the first neurological emergency that comes through the ED. Consider you have ~15 minutes to plan the surgery on a patient you have never seen before. Also it is probably an injury so you have to find your own way, can't just follow the textbook.

Let's see your skills.

>> No.11690797

>>11690790
That's disgusting though, again, I don't want to touch gross things.

Put a plate on it, sew it up with glue.

>> No.11690801

>>11690797
>>11690790
Do you concur, doctor?

>> No.11690810

>>11690784
What exactly does the line do ?

>> No.11690818

>>11690797
In surgery you have two pair of gloves on your hands, you don't get to "touch" anything.

>Put a plate on it, sew it up with glue.
Top kek

>>11690801
No?

But I agree it's not an effay job. It's just an effay jobs at social gatherings, where your status counts.

>> No.11690825

>>11690810
It's just a bunch of bearing wheels that the truck guy rolls the boxes onto at which point there are 6-12 people who take said boxes and hang clothing on rolling racks or place boxes on carts. Everyone works a different section and takes boxes off the line according to if it's their section. For example, the men usually work mens and electronics. The dude sees a vacuum so he pulls it off the line and throws it onto a cart which will be rolled to the vacuum section. A woman sees a box full of baby clothes so she opens it and hangs the babby clothes on the babby clothes rack which will be wheeled to the babby clothing section and dispersed.

>> No.11690831

>>11690825

Oh ok. Sounds pretty chill.

As long as I get a paycheck I'm happy.

>> No.11690833

>>11690818
That was a Catch Me if You Can reference.

>> No.11690853

>>11690831
Yeah, there is a boom box and no customers. I used to bring my own boom box and play 90s rap with my wigger friend while we stocked home and kitchen.

Retail workers at places like kohls and walmart are mostly retarded so you will definitely be hired and outperform everyone else. Customers told me I should work at the mall and was too good for kohls every time I cashiered there lol.

Also you can probably fuck a couple of the chicks that work at a large store with more than 40 employees.

I like my new job a lot better, retail starts to wear on you after a while.

Also I used to work at BR and just so you know, the higher the price point the less rude and trashy the customers. Like I had a lot fewer vietnamese and indians at BR than at kohls.

>> No.11690867

>>11690833
Oh. When he impersonates a doc?

Nice, didn't remember that.

>> No.11690870

>>11690022
Lol. To become a government spy or assassin you have to just kill someone or do some fucked up shit and than there is a .0002% chance you will make up with a suit offering you a job for your freedom. Spys and assassins dont go to school, they are expendable as fuck and arent even viewed as humans by officials.

>> No.11690878

I was a farmer over the summer. Not /fa/ at all, though honestly the NRA cutoffs and shit my coworkers had looked pretty cool. And I got quite a bit skinnier, didnt lose a lot of weight but look leaner.

>> No.11690881

>>11690853
lol.
Yeah I noticed that Walmart hires literally anyone, from old ladies to cripples.
I felt like I was already hired when being interviewed.

>> No.11690885

>>11690878
Farming is anti/fa/

Honestly cooler than being /fa/ is being self made and not giving a fuck.

I had the opportunity to sling grain at a co op when I was 18 but I ended up taking a summer class and couldn't.

>> No.11690890

>>11690022
Maybe Join the army. Then go to school and study International Relations, then try to join the CIA. The CIA mostly employs contractors for all the cool stuff, but maybe with experience in the army you'll see some action.

>> No.11690919

I work at the last video rental store in existence.

>> No.11690928

>>11690919
effay

>> No.11691735

>>11680077
bump

>> No.11691745

>>11687188
super late to this, but I would continue with Uni. If you can, get a degree in chemistry. Most of the winemakers I know have some background in it. Then go to wine making school, you'll make about $100K a year after 3 or so years in the industry

>> No.11692367

>>11675514
betting 10 bucks you live in orange county

>> No.11692572

>>11683923
dude that is awesome. go you!

>> No.11692838

>>11677171
My nigga, the iced mexican hot chocolate tho!

>> No.11692959

I'm a parts buyer for an experimental aerospace defense project. I make good money and can afford all of the vacations and siqq cops I want.

>> No.11693054

>>11673816
I'm a copywriter at an ad/marketing agency

>> No.11693150

I'm a mortician/crematory operator. Pretty /fa/ if you're into suits.

>> No.11693182

>>11690870
Hmm I don't think so that sounds like a movie plot

>> No.11693187

>>11690890
Yeah international relations is what I've been looking at, and I'm not American so can't join cia probably, do you know what a general intelligence officer job would entail? Australia btw

>> No.11693188

>>11693054
I'm sorta looking into getting into this line of work. Do you have a degree/what is it in?

>> No.11693193

>>11693054
Could you go into a bit of detail about what that's like?

>> No.11693195

I make coffee at a cafe

>cant wear light coloured clothes
>aprons are ugly af

>> No.11694083

>>11687918
shift at starfucks 4 years here, the mermaid is actually the siren Melesune

not a good figure to symbolize

>> No.11694318

Fuck all of you. I work in watch repair.

>> No.11694524

>>11694318
Thats effay as shit. Watchmaking is a god-tier effay job, and watch repair isn't that far away.

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Geology student.

It's sad how badly some of them dress. Literal aspies. It's nice being the best looking person in the room tho. Geologists can be complete bros as well. We often go hiking or camping in areas with astounding geological features. High quality beer flows like water and most of us are pretty fit. The other women are either bros or adorable and lacking social skills. Perfect prey for a preditory lesbian.

Minerals, crystals and rocks are all fashionable.

Ocean jasper prints need to become a thing. For now I have to settle with making my own on printalloverme.

>> No.11695670

>>11674630
kek'd

>> No.11695688

I'm a writer for an architecture website

>> No.11695694

>>11694318
Shiet i knew this guy who repaired watches and he was always dressed nice af

>> No.11695982

>>11676301
idk man theres engineering then theres cool engineering like aerospace or science and shit

>> No.11696117

I've got my own web development company

>> No.11696119
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>>11696117
hire me you bitch.

>> No.11696132

>>11696119
>2 Designers (one apprentice)
>2 Developers
>1 salesman
>1 part time bookkeeper
>1 part time cleaner
>~5 people who work remotely and do various bits and bobs from time to time (blog writers, copyrighters etc)

No need for anyone else

>> No.11696164

I'm a butcher. Love it and most people I've met think It's pretty cool (except for vegans ofc)

>> No.11696378

Unemployed amateur musician going for a masters starting this fall

also have bachelors in computer systems

>> No.11696666

>>11693187
I don't know much more. Ask /k/.

>> No.11696670

This thread is old as shit.

>>11696666
thanks satan

>> No.11696791

>>11673816
Im still wearing Prada PS 54IS. Bought them from SH years ago. How outdated are they?

>> No.11697233

>>11675504

I tried applying and got rejected, lol! You guys make a decent amount of money

>> No.11697346

>>11692838

Sheeeeeit its about that Orange Pineapple Spritz my dawg, always gotta tell 'em
>taste just like a mimosa
gets the ladies err'time
what state you in?

>> No.11697364

I drive.

>> No.11697373

>>11696791
holy fuck. they are crazy outdated. those are old man sunglasses lol. time to get something new.

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>>11681310
as a fellow wannabe artist the hurt is too real