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11671381 No.11671381 [Reply] [Original]

If you wear elaborate, avant-garde fits how do you feel going to the bar, taking a shit in public or waiting in line to buy a bagel?

How has it affected your life?

>> No.11671391

>>11671381
I'm going to give you the key to life here buddy boy.

Limitless confidence. Back yourself 100%. That's all fashion (or life) is.

>> No.11671395

>>11671391
wew lad

>> No.11671472

>>11671381
>be me
>Summer 2014
>got my first pair of black dropcrotches
>wearing them with a long black cutoff tee
>on a date with a girl I met from OKC
>she's pretty cute, kind of tumblrcore, looks a little like grimes
>It's going well, we're at this little cafe uptown getting coffee
>stunting in my best fit, I feel good
>ate a burrito the night before, a little gassy but suddenly I'm really not feeling well
>I'm in a cold sweat, I can't focus on what she's saying
>I have to shit and I have to shit right now
>excuse myself, interrupting a story she was telling
>I fast waddle to the bathroom without saying anything
>there's one stall, I run in and slip my dropcrotches down
>torrential, hot diarrhea erupts from my ass before I've even sat down
>shit my guts out for like a minute straight
>I feel better, looks like the worse of it is over
>the bathroom smells abnormally terrible
>look down
>I let go too early
>shit all over the front of the toilet
>ohfuck.jpeg
>notice my dropcrotches bunched up and rubbed against it
>I try to wipe it off with toilet paper but it's just kind of rubbing around and caking
>giant brown stains all over the back of my pants and down to the bottom
>out of toilet paper so I can't even finish wiping my ass
>I look around but there's no window in the bathroom
>I leave the bathroom without paying or making eye contact with her
>the only way out was by our table so I know she saw me
>take the subway home with homeless guys jeering at me and people avoiding me the whole way
>see I have 9 missed calls from her
>immediately block and delete her number

I went out and bought a bunch of normcore fits the next day

>> No.11671489

>>11671472
I dunno if this is fake or not, but i was on the edge of my seat the whole time reading it if that makes you feel any better.

>> No.11671503

>>11671489
>on the edge of my seat

was that a reference to the shit on the toilet?

>> No.11671542

>>11671472
This story reminds me everyone has mentally scaring moments with girls.

I had a terrible farting moment when o was 18

>> No.11671583

>>11671489
>I dunno if this is fake or not

I wish it was

>>11671542
tell the story senpai

>> No.11671650

>>11671542
Might as well tell us the rest senpai

>> No.11671864

jesus Christ wtf these horror stories. I have never had anything this awful happen to me, I have a horrible stomach so all I can eat is like vegetables and noodles. I gotta be careful ya know, but man, I am really genuinely sorry if these stories have actually happened to you guys. That sounds like the worst damn thing that could happen. Yikes.

>> No.11672019

>>11671381
it's impractical af for day to day shit but no one wear's ostentatious avant garde shit day to day
not even designers

i guess maybe isabella blow did but she was insane also she's dead now so not sure she counts