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Why do top knots get so much hate on /fa/?

>> No.11628827

>>11628818
because they look fucking stupid.

>> No.11628836
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11628836

every other little dingus with more than half a hand full of thinning hair is putting their shitty homer cut into an elastic band. The one in your pic OP makes me want to kill that man.

Be sexy as fuck instead, be this man.

>> No.11628885

>>11628836
w2c jacket plz

>> No.11628889

>>11628818
it'll have you balding in 6 months time

>> No.11628898

>>11628827
Ok
What about man bun?

>> No.11628900

>>11628889
Why?

>> No.11628973

>>11628900
because it stresses out the roots too much

>> No.11628995

It's universally agreed that only literal gays have them so their boyfriend can hang on to something while fucking you doggy, you faggot

>> No.11629001

>>11628973
only if it's pulled taut tho

>> No.11629008
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11629008

>>11628818

>> No.11629601
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11629601

>>11629008

>> No.11629632

>>11628818
This fad came and went so fucking fast.

>> No.11629665

>>11628836
That looks like a fucking woman

>> No.11630800
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11630800

I think the top knot has to be very forward on the crown, exactly like Bjorn Ironside of Vikings. Those that have the knot begin way back, like >>11629008, look fucking stupid imo.

So top, it's ok. Bottom, looks like shit.

>> No.11630841

>>11629665
That mane looks sick m8

>> No.11630884
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11630884

>>11628818
cause any hairstyle for a man that requires care/styling looks gay as fucking fuck.

men look inherently homosexual when they require more time to style their hair than a woman

>> No.11630900

>>11628818
Because most of the time it looks like someone just has it because of a trend.

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>>11630884
>hair that requires effort is fucking gay

look at this insecure faggot

I'm not defending Meme buns because they look stupid and defeat the purpose of growing out hair, but implying grooming hair correlates to sexuality you're gunna have to kill your self. or get a buzz.

>> No.11631090

>>11628827
first post best post

>> No.11631439

>>11628898
man buns are GOAT

>> No.11631842

>>11630884
You think wrapping an elastic band around your hair requires much of an effort? The only times I tie my hair are precisely the times I don't feel like styling it. Also, that model had his hair "messed" up by a stylist