crush thread

[Anonymous No.11619102]

share your crush

[Anonymous No.11619109]

>>11619102
Why did you post this OP. This girl is a 10/10 and the fact the dude with her is a solid 5 makes me wonder why the fuck a total honey cant settle for me.

[Anonymous No.11619125]

>>11619102
Holy shit what a qt

[Anonymous No.11619127]

>>11619109
its a sign of hope

if that dude with major autism can get such a qt3.14, so can we

[Anonymous No.11619132]

>>11619102
how is this thread related to this board?

[Anonymous No.11619152]

nice hoverhand op

[Anonymous No.11619166]

>>11619132
she's /fa/ af

[Anonymous No.11619192]

>>11619127
Good point. Thanks for being a beacon of hope OP.

[Anonymous No.11619201]

>>11619102
yo crush is a slut op she takes dick like afro americans welfare and bikes

[Anonymous No.11619211]

>>11619102

I think your pic is the most beautiful a brunette can ever be, the highest tier women will always be blonde though.

[Anonymous No.11619214]

Please send qts my way kami sempai

[Anonymous No.11619215]

>>11619102
Faggot ass britcuck lookin ass jew boiiiii

[Anonymous No.11619228]

she's probably with the guy because he's chill and down to earth and doesn't spend every breathing moment worrying about how fa his fit is or how he's going to impress only the most fashionable of eyes. this board and the fashion here will never help you get a girlfriend hopefully you understand that. the easiest way to get a girlfriend is to looks good in basic stuff thats appealing to the majority of people like pic related and then work on your personality and confidence. hiding under layers of rick or whatever the fuck is popular on this board and neglecting every aspect of your life if it isnt fa is never going to help you get a gf, or really benefit you in any way

[Anonymous No.11619234]

>>11619228
look* good

[Anonymous No.11619239]

>>11619215
EXPOSED

[Anonymous No.11619246]

>>11619228
pic is definition of "arms day errday"

[Anonymous No.11619263]

eliza or gtfo

[Anonymous No.11619265]

>>11619246
yeah, if you want to get a gf just hit the gym and lift a bit, clear up your skin, get some confidence and some clothes that are pretty plain but fit well. thats all you need op. try /soc if you're only here to get a gf easier

[Anonymous No.11619274]

>>11619265
r u a normie or something u fgt?

fuck u r pathetic

[Anonymous No.11619284]

>>11619274
op wants a gf, the easiest way to get a gf is to be a high tier normie that goes to the gym and has a personality. thats it. you got a date.
but this is a fashion board, has nothing to do with dating

[Anonymous No.11619285]

>>11619215
someones mad that they can't pull someone attractive like that

[Anonymous No.11619291]

>>11619284
>normies have personality
>high tier normie
does not compute

[Anonymous No.11619298]

>>11619291
are you implying that 4chan users are interesting people?

lmao

[Anonymous No.11619310]

>>11619263
plz post more eliza

[Anonymous No.11619312]

>>11619246

hes not even big

[Anonymous No.11619316]

>>11619310

[Anonymous No.11619329]

We need a name for this girl

[Anonymous No.11619350]

>>11619329

We need a new word for how beautiful this girl is that is more powerful than 'good' and 'right', like 'goodright' or 'goodight', yes.. This girl is 'goodight'.

[Anonymous No.11619382]

>>11619329
No lie, if I saw her walking in the streets I don't think I could control my penis
I really hope she is somewhat famous or at least has an Instagram to stalk

[Anonymous No.11619392]

>in CO
>swamped by fuckable young Patagonia wearing paleo vegans
>19 year old virgin
brb gonna die

[Anonymous No.11619420]

>>11619211
Is world peace any good

[Anonymous No.11619428]

>>11619420

I quite liked it, apparently the next episodes are going to better though. Sam is a talented guy. Is good to see an anti-progressive get air time also.

One criticism I do have is that Adult Swim censored a lot of the content for being too edgy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5UoxCG9ZAo

[Anonymous No.11619439]

>>11619228
> Obligatory post

We know you fucking cool guy. Thanks for the normie wisdom

[Anonymous No.11619470]

>>11619316
So cute. ;(

[Anonymous No.11619473]

Why do Y'all think it's okay to reshare pictures of your "crushes" on the internet if you do know them in real life.

It's weird and not okay and if any of these girls found out they'd fine you creepy.

There's a reason these girls don't like you

[Anonymous No.11619490]

>>11619263
whats up with this circlejerk she's below average

[Anonymous No.11619531]

>>11619102

Find the name of this girl

[Anonymous No.11619585]

do actually see her sometimes but i guess im just her weed smoking buddy

[Anonymous No.11619627]

The one on the left.
Also incredibly fun, open and unpretentious for someone as fashion/music aware and artsy in general as her. And her bf is probably the cucksiest, most unmanly and inoffensive guy I know (how the fuck did he get a girl of this caliber is beyond me). But I swear, there was a chemistry between us. We still talk on fb a lot, rather warmly as well. So close yet so far.

God damn you Maddy, you stole my heart.

[Anonymous No.11619686]

>>11619350
go to bed Orwell

[Anonymous No.11619694]

>>11619627
>calls bf a cuck
>is being cucked

[Anonymous No.11619701]

>>11619694
>not knowing what cuck means

[Anonymous No.11619706]

>>11619627
> she isn't hot

[Anonymous No.11619719]

>>11619102
link fb profile?

[Anonymous No.11619721]

>>11619263
wow thats embarassing

white people ruin everything

[Anonymous No.11619725]

>>11619585
holy heck thats a fucking skeleton

[Anonymous No.11619727]

>>11619627
if u use the word cuck urironically u deserve to be alone for forever kekekekek

[Anonymous No.11619732]

>>11619228
Sadly (or not) this guy gets it. I stopped with the edgy all black stuff and went full Gosling.

Basic bitch? Yes. But people find me way more attractive and I'm getting way more girls, too. I'm not going to impress this fucking niche /fa/ is, but who cares, right? 99% of people here are just insecure post adolescents with body dysmorphia.

[Anonymous No.11619741]

[Anonymous No.11619759]

>>11619102
I can't believe there are so many straight men on this board.

[Anonymous No.11619761]

[Anonymous No.11619765]

>>11619759
>>11619761
too late, senpai

[Anonymous No.11619775]

>>11619428
what's the girls name tho

[Anonymous No.11619786]

Superior waifu coming through

[Anonymous No.11619802]

she's pretty perf

[Anonymous No.11619834]

I don't know any girls my age anymore and don't know how to make friends so I've just been depressed and retreating into my hobbies

[Anonymous No.11619852]

>>11619834
Bro get out and salvage your social life it will be worth it

[Anonymous No.11619856]

>>11619102

[Anonymous No.11619865]

I'm a mentally ill, middle aged man who lost the ability to build emotional connections with humans. It's terrible and miserable, but also deliberating in a sense. I still masturbate to worldly shells of women, but I don't find them attractive on an emotional level, so I'm unable to have a crush.

[Anonymous No.11619872]

>>11619852
I actually do go out at least a couple times a month, I just live somewhere where there's not very much to do besides outdoors stuff and I have 3 months until I turn 21 so I can't really do much beyond go on hikes yet.

[Anonymous No.11619873]

>>11619865
unlucky chucky

[Anonymous No.11619891]

>>11619865
yikes

[Anonymous No.11619905]

>>11619865
im not middle aged but im kinda the same. my main issue is that girls are all sluts and if they werent with me , they would be with some un-aesthetic normie which is a huge turn off.

[Anonymous No.11620091]

>>11619211
I'M THINKING 7000 YEARS

[Anonymous No.11620097]

>>11619263
LOL. so clearly she still makes videos.

[Anonymous No.11620108]

>ywn hate fuck voldie
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.11620431]

>>11619316
I am going to kill myself now

[Anonymous No.11620533]

>>11619775
erika chase

[Anonymous No.11620626]

>>11619109
She's probably a young hoe, maybe 16 fucking with some dude 19+. Its what happens. get over it and stop being/feeling beta.

[Anonymous No.11620662]

>>11620108
i wonder what was going through her head thinking that was passable cosplay
then again
weeaboo brain patterns are rarely rational

[Anonymous No.11620666]

>>11619473
/thread

[Anonymous No.11620765]

Ill just leave this here
*spoiler* its OPs girl *spoiler*
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/EffyGrantham

[Anonymous No.11620780]

>>11619585
>slim festival chick
FUCK

[Anonymous No.11620789]

>>11619263
God she's fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.11620796]

>>11620765
Nice catfish

[Boo No.11620799]

hey

[Anonymous No.11620811]

>having a crush
>not falling in love at first sight then having your mind become uncomfortably aware of her flaws within 5 minutes of meeting her
>not have her fall in love with you because her brain does the opposite sequence

it's effay, but I'm not happy

[Anonymous No.11620814]

>>11619585
wow she's actually...perfect

[Anonymous No.11620821]

>>11619316
i kind of admire her for being able to extort so much attention just by existing. pretty much had the entire website obsessed. men are desperate as fuck, whether we like to admit it or not.

[Anonymous No.11620847]

>>11619228
what if people actually, huh, you know, ENJOY fashion? fucking normie piece of shit

[Anonymous No.11620903]

>>11619102
Moar of this fluid druid?

[Anonymous No.11620930]

>>11619102
Moar of this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.11620943]

more eliza

[Anonymous No.11620944]

>>11619392
You must be a Boulderfriend or a Denverfriend.

>tfw I am just like you
>tfw I met a nice country girl who wasn't a right winger
>tfw I sperg out and blow my chance

[Anonymous No.11620955]

[Anonymous No.11621003]

>>11619802
looks kinda crazy

[Anonymous No.11621011]

>>11620533
>erika chase

omg thanks desu, have been wanting to know since it aired

[Anonymous No.11621013]

>>11621003
what gave you that idea?

[Anonymous No.11621016]

>>11620091

[Anonymous No.11621025]

>>11621013
do you think she would give you a blowjob with a bunch of blood in her mouth

[Anonymous No.11621080]

>this girl is currently dating a crust punk hipster

[Anonymous No.11621094]

>>11619531
effy grantham

[Anonymous No.11621133]

>>11621013
What a disgusting retard.

[Anonymous No.11621279]

never met her but in love

[Anonymous No.11621282]

this one is fire

[Anonymous No.11621291]

>>11619215
hes good looking tbqh

[Anonymous No.11621326]

>>11619228
>>11619732
>dressing for girls
Man come on do people still do this. Pull with your personality. More importantly, don't let pulling lead your life.

Also for the record, all-rick kids are just fuccbois and not getting any for THAT reason. And either way, this is /fa/, the mean age is like 17 and a half. Most people are wearing either normiecore or normcore.

[Anonymous No.11621334]

>>11619627
All the compliments you give her are probably because you're putting her on a pedestal dog, like she's probably pretty solid but your crush is making her look way better than she is. If you ever did pull her, you'd just be disappointed. Chill

[Anonymous No.11621337]

>>11619761
Underrated

[Anonymous No.11621338]

>>11621282
why don't more girls shave their heads

[Anonymous No.11621341]

>>11619865
Put the name back on, Sieg

[Anonymous No.11621342]

>>11621291
no

[Anonymous No.11621351]

>>11619102
>haven't gotten laid in 6 months
>incredibly high sex drive
>sexual frustration is starting to affect the rest of my life
I can't even remember HOW to fuck

Either way sage this should be on /b/ or some shit

[Anonymous No.11621968]

>>11621338
because they would look like cancer patients

[Anonymous No.11621970]

>>11621968
implying that isn't sexy???

[Anonymous No.11621993]

>>11619741
u can do better anon

[Anonymous No.11622001]

>>11620811
fucking THIS- what the hell is wrong with me, i'll spend a few days obsessing over a girl but almost as soon as i talk to her i cannot stop thinking about her flaws, it gets to the point where im almost repulsed. I play it cool though, i do not like this- fix me.

[Anonymous No.11622014]

>>11619263

The way she moves indicates some sort of severe mental incapacity.

[Anonymous No.11622022]

>>11619316
this video makes me cry

[Anonymous No.11622030]

>>11622001
You think too highly of yourself. Consider your many flaws, and then hers won't matter as much. Don't linger on them and hate yourself, but acknowledge your shortcomings and be happy anyone else could like you.

[Anonymous No.11622043]

>>11622030
but im so damn cool

[Anonymous No.11622070]

>>11622030
>be happy anyone else could like you
cuck

[Anonymous No.11622081]

>>11622070
or be miserable alone, but don't bitch about it online

[Anonymous No.11622085]

>>11619102
pic so fucking old the girl in it probably has kids that age by now.

[Anonymous No.11622091]

>>11622081
but im not alone, the girls like me i just dont like them.

[Anonymous No.11622254]

>>11619473
/thread2
#CreepyAwareness

[Anonymous No.11622263]

>>11619316

damn she ugleh

[Anonymous No.11622269]

>>11619761
I want to lick his sweat.

[Anonymous No.11622306]

>>11621341
kek

[Anonymous No.11622806]

>>11619263
autism

[Anonymous No.11622888]

>>11620811
samefagging

[Anonymous No.11623111]

>>11621341
absolutely btfo

[Anonymous No.11623143]

>>11619109
it's her brother
he's spilling his spaghetti to his sister, makes it even more pathetic

[Anonymous No.11623161]

>>11619102
>yfw newfags dont know that her shirt is just a graphic print of boobs and not actually hers

[Anonymous No.11623213]

>>11619473
good post

[Anonymous No.11623224]

This one

[Anonymous No.11623232]

>>11623224
dude, she fucked tyga...all coalburners can rot