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hey guys. recently decided im going to kill myself. how should i do it? should i jump off a bridge in full rick? or hang myself with a gucci belt? please help

>> No.11407254

Overdose only, opiates are /fa/

>> No.11407255

>>11407246
construct a machine to bring about utter destruction on your skull and body to the extent that you can only be identified with dna

>> No.11407265

>>11407254

never thought about this. what should i use? oxy? don't have a lot of experience with opiates

>> No.11407280

>>11407265
Oxys are a classic, Morphine is better but a lot harder to find.

But really, provided you are an theist you'll be in your eternal nothingness soon enough, no need to rush into it.

>> No.11407284

>>11407280
atheist*

>> No.11407307

>>11407265
Seriously? Dude, don't do it senpai, I don't know you and I don't know what you're going through, but you can talk to me. Look I'm not the type of person to care, I've almost committed suicide and I'm glad someone talked me out of it.. I didn't have a car, or a job. I felt like a burden to my boyfriend (at the time) and a burden to my family. Constantly looking for a place to stay.. Things have turned around and im glad I didn't do it.
It's the hard shot in life that makes us stronger.
You can pull through this,
If you didn't care, you wouldn't bother posting here.
You're strong minded and you are not a weak person who is willing to give up easily,
I love you senpai, please message me via snap chat
Lana_johnson

>> No.11407309

Don't kill yourself, grab a crowbar or a large machine gun, and go wreak havoc in a busy area. go break some shit, you really just gonna off yourself? Dude come on don't be a waste of space, imagine how much of my resources was spent on you, you piece of shit

>> No.11407439

>>11407307
nah id rather just kill myself desu

>> No.11407479

Killing yourself is not /fa/

>> No.11407502

>>11407307
I never understood the people who insist to talk someone out of committing suicide. Isn't one's life one's own? To decide that one no longer wishes to continue on living, is it such a bad thing?

>> No.11407504

>>11407246

killing yourself is not fa [2]

>> No.11407510

>>11407504
this. living in depression is

>> No.11407518

Killing yourself isn't /fa/

You need to be a victim of a tragedy... like a mass shooting, flash flood, or some shit like that

>> No.11407521

>>11407479

>> No.11407526

Killing yourself is only /fa/ if it's a drug overdose or high speed crash in a stolen supercar

>> No.11407529

>fly over to Russia in the winter
>rent a car
>buy a lot of vodka and sleeping pills
>drive over to Syberia
>park the car in a forest, somewhere off the road
>wait until it's nighttime
>take off your clothes, leave them in the car
>get out of the car
>eat the keys
>eat the pills
>drink the vodka
>pass out on the snow
>never wake up, guaranteed

>> No.11407546

killing yourself isnt /fa/. also i love you dont do it

>> No.11407710

>>11407546>>11407246

Same

>> No.11407714

>>11407529
why go to Siberia? you could literally do this anywhere

>> No.11407731

>>11407502
Because wanting to kill yourself, outside the realm of extreme circumstances like terminal illness, is irrational thinking and indicative of mental illness. If a suicidal person weren't ill, they wouldn't be suicidal. It's not right to indulge the irrational behavior of schizophrenics, say, so why should this be any different?

>> No.11407740

>>11407246
Don't do it op!

But if you're gonna, get a Lexus or something and gun it until you hit something or the car blows up. Live your last few moments in the moment op.

>> No.11408097

>>11407529
Or alternatively, wake up in a hospital with no fingers, toes, nose, lips, ears, or dick. Now you're in hell, and you didn't even have to die.

>> No.11408101

>>11408097
Forgot to type this:Try another method. Seriously.

>> No.11408115

>>11407246
giving up is not effay

>> No.11408129

>>11407714
frozen wastelands are /fa/

>> No.11408522

Instead of killing myself Id rather just disappear completely
leave my laptop on and music in my room playing

Idk how I'd leave the country yet though. Id want to get to Asia and get reconstructive surgery
Then maybe build a new flawless identity that wouldn't be questioned
Then Id want to become a celebrity in the spot light
Id also really want to face my little sister and parents face to face

>> No.11408526

>>11408522

i could help you with this if you wanted

if you'd actually like to do this that is

>> No.11408535

>>11408522
then DO IT
one shot, do not
miss your chance to blow

>> No.11408537

>>11407518
how the fuck is that even /fa/?

>> No.11408554

>>11408522

THIS MAY BE THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY THAT I GOT.

>> No.11408557

>>11407479

>> No.11408566

the effay way to kill yourself is slowly with cigarettes and coffee and moderate drug addictions while being skinny and wearing all black

>> No.11408580

Fucking cancer posters nothing is /fa/ and if you want everything you do to be fashionable then spend more time on your fits so you can look good even when you pick your nose in public.

>> No.11408875

>>11407255
This would be p. cool desu, like some kind of pneumatic press right on your fucking head. Make sure you're wearing a sick fit below the neck that won't look bad splattered w/blood+brains.

>> No.11408888

>>11407246
Honestly just have a cool note to justify it. Even if it is just "Lol I got bored :^|"

>> No.11408928

>>11407439
Kek

>> No.11408994

>>11407529
>eat the keys
why

>> No.11409384

by accident is effay, less grief on loved ones, parents get insurance money. Someone who isn't me is planning on going to a foreign country, maybe Asia or Europe, and just falling off a cliffside somewhere by accident after a nice 2-3 week tour of the country

>> No.11409462

>>11407246
Cut your limbs off and eat them one at a time. Death by eating yourself alive.