/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.11104799]

How /fa/ is your dad

Good:
>green eyes
>gold beard
>high test
>big forearms
>smart

Bad:
>5'5
>short tempered
>muslim

[Anonymous No.11104808]

>>11104799
Being smart isn't effay

[Anonymous No.11104823]

>>11104808
What

[Anonymous No.11105032]

>Muslim
>smart

[Anonymous No.11105635]

My dad is one of the most /fa/ people i know.
>6ft
>impeccable jawline
>good tan
>fit
>wears tailored suits all the time
>doctor
>big house
>owns a bentley and a jaguar

Goddamn

[Anonymous No.11106107]

>>11105635
I bet my dad could beat up your dad

[Anonymous No.11106211]

Good
> well educated
> very humble
> buff as shit
> great hairline
> solid jaw
> green eyes

Bad
> somewhat short for his build (only 6'1" but he's 230lbs)
> fucked up ankles because he's played soccer for like 30 years
> brownish (We're Iranian, make of that what you will)

[Anonymous No.11106270]

>>11104799
>he had long hair
>blonde
>green eyes
>he was pretty

So yeah my dad was /fa/ in his days.

[Anonymous No.11106276]

>>11106211
>persians
>good hairline

[Anonymous No.11106533]

>>11104799

Good:
>Muscular, strong as fuck from doing carpentry for 40 years or so
>Long luxurious hair, isn't balding even though 60
>A smart, logical man and good conversationalist
>Smokes
>Feel the Bern

Bad:
>Short
>Pretty heavy
>Basically only wears tattered rags because he lives in Florida and works all the time
>Probably pretty depressed

Oh well. I'm glad he left when I was 12 ;)

[Anonymous No.11106547]

>>11106276
>>11106276
thick full head of hair with no visible receding, I'd call that a pretty good hairline.

[Anonymous No.11106554]

>>11106211
Get your dad to hmu

[Anonymous No.11106944]

Quality thread

Good:
>drug dealer
>new truck
>dresses like an american chav
>uniform repertoire
>tons of invasive plants in house
>lives in greasy beach town
>lifts
>house 100+ years old
>bangs rich milfs left and right

Bad:
>over 50
>bernie supporter
>completely fucked
>listens exclusively to Devo, The Cure, Violent Femmes and garbage local bands
>broke as fuck

[Anonymous No.11106993]

>>11104808

[Anonymous No.11107001]

>>11104808
check yourself before you wreck yourself please.

[Anonymous No.11107174]

>>11104799
Is being dead effay?

[Anonymous No.11107186]

Good
>dad was a couturier/tailor for musicians during the 70s
>brown hair
>white mexican
Bad
>old
>5'4. I'm 5'6 :(

[Anonymous No.11107194]

>>11106944
Your Dad sounds like a hero.

[Anonymous No.11107228]

>>11106533
He has GOAT hair genes and is voting Bearnie? he is pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.11107359]

Good
>not a jew

Bad
>Mexican

[Anonymous No.11107465]

>>11106944
>implying any of those are bad

[Anonymous No.11107468]

>>11104799
ur dad's a faget

[Anonymous No.11107500]

This thread is useless without pics. Come on guys post pics of your daddy

[Anonymous No.11107589]

>>11107500
next time I'm home I will since he and his friends were fresh as fuck, anybody into 80s revival shit would rip them off in a heartbeat
>>11107194
awful father but funny to watch him start trouble
>>11107465
I hate the cure and bernie, I guess everything else can be pulled off

[Anonymous No.11107601]

Good:
>nice smile
>intelligent
>still a full head of hair
>has a very good memory
>good driver
>doesn't drink or use any substances

Bad:
>manipulative
>violent
>has depleted my self-worth, even as an adult
>self centred
>only buys new clothes for work
>none of his old clothes really fit well
>obsessed with image and buys things out of our means in order to look better
>lies to people regularly, often for no reason
>probably has PTSD but will not ever acknowledge it

[Anonymous No.11107613]

>>11107601
this sounds like future me.

[Anonymous No.11107631]

>>11106944
devo is GOAT

[Anonymous No.11107633]

>>11107601
sounds like my mom desu, not effay in the traditional sense but effay lifestyle and personality

[Anonymous No.11107638]

good
>impeccable taste in clothes and luxury goods
>lives in france

bad
>horrible spending habits
>constantly in debt
>monetarily fucked my mom over in divorce
>tax evasion suspected
>alcoholic
>benzo addict
>smokes dunhills (come on pops)
>speaks french with the gayest sounding american accent

can't find a pic on the goog otherwise I'd post it.

[Anonymous No.11107644]

>>11107631
I know but he listens to weird shit like Smooth Noodle Maps and one-off demos. Saw them twice though, pretty sure I was conceived at one of their concerts tb.h

[Anonymous No.11107648]

>>11107638
>>monetarily fucked my mom over in divorce
how, asking on behalf of all of us

[Anonymous No.11107665]

>>11107648
took all the money and moved to france, mom got a foreclosed house, pretty much.

also promised to pay for my college since I was a kid and now I'm paying my own damn debt like a sucker.

[Anonymous No.11107715]

>>11107665
I had the same thing happen, was promised that I wouldn't have to worry about money

[Anonymous No.11107744]

>>11106211
>not a pashtun
disgusting fire worshipper

[Anonymous No.11107745]

Good.
>nicest dad anyone could ask for
>good tempered
>rich and generous. (Refuse to take back the supplementary credit card he gave me for college, told me to keep it in case I need the money)


Bad.
>smoke
>alcoholic but fuctional. Can't go a night without two bottles of beer.
>Asian
>5'11
>afraid to show affection.

[Anonymous No.11107752]

>>11107745
nothing wrong with this dad. this looks like a higher tiered dad imo.

[Anonymous No.11107756]

>someone dumb enough to post an actual picture of their dad

[Anonymous No.11107760]

>>11107756
>your son is saying nice things about you on the internet haha what a fag

[Anonymous No.11107764]

Very

[Anonymous No.11107769]

>>11107760
>posting pictures of people you know, especially people you supposedly care about, online without consent

top kek

[Anonymous No.11107774]

>>11107769
I wish I had a dad

[Anonymous No.11107777]

>>11107774
do you have two moms? that's cool too

[Anonymous No.11107780]

>>11107777
my dad died in a tragic gas fight accident

[Anonymous No.11107781]

>>11107752
Yeah. Sometimes I wish I wasnt sun a huge dissapoitnment though. I'm pretty sure dad feels the same but care enough not to tell me about it.

[Anonymous No.11107787]

>>11107780
Like literal gas fight? Two men fight to the death using only gas?

[Anonymous No.11108170]

>>11107769
Most Dads I know aren't as insecure as you faggots

[Anonymous No.11108715]

>>11107744

> tfw pashtun

Ma nigga

[Anonymous No.11108735]

good:
>amazing smile
>good hair
>still fit
>looks good with or without beard
>takes great pictures
>suport me in almost everything

bad:
>surfer
>love football
>spends a lot with marijuana

[Anonymous No.11108746]

>>11105635
my dad isn't a doctor but he is 6'9 ft and bearmode

[Anonymous No.11108763]

>>11107745
Your dad gave you a credit card to go to college?

Damn son that's some luck. My parents told me to get a fucking job the first time I asked them for a hundo to pay my phone bill.

[Anonymous No.11109101]

>>11108763
Sucks to be you then.

[Anonymous No.11109198]

>>11104799
Good: N/A
Bad: Died when I was 6

[Anonymous No.11109243]

>>11108735
So no bad

[Anonymous No.11109271]

>>11108763
Yeah, its dor basic nccessities, rent, tuition, groceries, car payment, fuels and stuffs.

One time i used it for some 300$ shoes, he didnt talk to me a week once he got the statement.

[Anonymous No.11109358]

good:
>long, 6´2
>well built
>well educated
>humble and understanding
>experience
>always positive and mindfull

bad:
>sometimes weird
>starting to develop a big belly
>59
>bad job, teacher
>always wear functional clothes

[Anonymous No.11109399]

>>11107777
Really?

[Anonymous No.11109440]

Good:
6'3"
Full head of hair
Rich, owns his own company
Married to a surgeon almost 15 years younger than him
Green eyes

Bad:
Getting fat
Eastern European

I'm an abject failure compared to him desu

[Anonymous No.11109906]

good
>kinda funny
>strong
>fearless
>very knowledgeable
>doesn't use substances other than the occasional beer
>looked pretty alpha in his younger days
>used to be a singer
>built our house

bad
>balding since he was a teen
>wastes money on the stupidest things
>very bad temper
>has treated me, my siblings and mother poorly
>insults everyone, mostly his family
>has no friends
>probably has early stage alzheimer's
>doesn't understand half of what others say and others don't understand half of what he says
>smells seriously bad
>has just a few clothes that he doesn't allow to be washed, doesn't accept new ones
>falls for every scam and is a member in million casinos
>lazy, manipulative liar, poor conversationalist, arrogant, extremely jealous (which kind of saddens me since mom has been forever loyal to him)
>manlet
>horrifyingly shit with kids, hit and cursed my brother and me when we were small, never took any part in raising me or my two siblings

i pretty much hate him but since he is my dad i sort of can't

didn't inherit much else than his looks thankfully, mother gave me thick straight hair and raised me properly

[Anonymous No.11109932]

Good
>sometimes he actually seems to wear fashionable stuff
>made me have large chest and shoulders
Bad
>usually he doesn't wear anything /fa/
>will make me go bald by 35

[Anonymous No.11109958]

Not very
>Tesla-tier autismo
>curly black hair
>shit teeth
>approaching 65
>nerd

[Anonymous No.11109977]

>>11107465
Fucking faggot Bernie is terrible

[Anonymous No.11109982]

All of your dads will always be more /fa/ than you guys. This thread is vile. You should all feel autistic and bad for talking about how /fa/ your dads are. Jesus. Also I guarantee I could beat the shit out of all your dads, maybe even a couple at a time.
pic related. I've been working out for a while. Seriously this thread annoys me.

[Anonymous No.11109998]

>>11109982

HAHAHAHA dude you look like an action figure

[Anonymous No.11110003]

Your dads are lame as shit. Check mine on the right rockin his mafia boss style with his russian and turkish friends.

Effay as fuck

[Anonymous No.11110005]

>>11110003
Also a pic from when he was young
Right one
I'll never be this authentic

[Anonymous No.11110043]

>>11104808

[Anonymous No.11110051]

>>11104799
my dad can finger your dad and wont think its weird

[Anonymous No.11110099]

>>11106211
I don't know my dad.

[Anonymous No.11110115]

>>11104799
D*d? What is that term you use?

[Anonymous No.11110147]

Good
>Intelligent
>Well traveled
>impeccable genes that make him look 20 years younger
>successful business owner
>6 ft, 160 pounds, very lean
>charismatic
>loved by everyone
>perfect hair
>wealthy
>Generous


Bad
>Dead
>Had me

[Anonymous No.11110330]

>>11104799
>comparing dads

who fucking cares? how is this even remotely related to fashion? how do you come up with the idea, and even more so how do you decide to participate?

>"hey i feel like i should tell 4chan about my dad and compare him to others"

go to >>>/soc/ or some other shithole and compare your dicks instead

jesus christ get a grip

>>11105635
like seriously look at this kid
>"owns a bentley and a jaguar"

the way it's presented is so obnoxious it's comical

[Anonymous No.11110631]

>>11110330
Sounds like someone doesn't have a dad

[Anonymous No.11110675]

>>11110631
>Sounds like someone doesn't have a dad

feels dad man

[Anonymous No.11110678]

>>11110330
Completely correct.

[Anonymous No.11110684]

>>11110330
I like this post

[Anonymous No.11110865]

>>11109958
Awww nerdy daddy is best daddy.

[Anonymous No.11110878]

>>11110330
this

its funny when /fa/ complains about girls with daddy issues because everyone in this thread clearly wants to fuck their dads

[Anonymous No.11111287]

Was he effay?

[Anonymous No.11111697]

Good:
-Buff af
-Good hairline
-Very intelligent
-Very successful in the Australian Submarines
-25 year old girlfriend who is hot af and also very successful in Australian Submarines
-Sings like an angel and plays guitar really damn well
-Has a bordercollie and a kelpie
-Shitloads of money

Bad
-Dresses like shit
-Manlet 5ft7"
-Abusive af
-Hates me because I am a lot taller than him
-Family tree is filled with mental illness

[Anonymous No.11111709]

>>11108170
you are retarded and i'll show you why lmao
post a pic of your dad for me :^)

[Anonymous No.11111776]

Why are dads mostly wealthy but dress like shit?

[Anonymous No.11111804]

>>11109932
You might want to hop off /fa/ every once in a while, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.11111812]

>>11111804
D..dad?

[Anonymous No.11112284]

>>11111287
he was a dad, that's what matters

[Anonymous No.11112302]

>>11112284
True.anyone can be a father, not everyone can be a dad.

[Anonymous No.11112346]

>>11112302
but he was very effay as well

my father pretty much just kicked me out of the way when i was that small

[Anonymous No.11112348]

>>11106533
>>11107228
Being a libcuck isn't effay

[Anonymous No.11112364]

Good:
>extremely nice and hard working
>believes in spawn
>full head of hair, greying slightly in a cool way
>sharp eyes
>spooky skeleton in youth
>gained weight over the years, but is trying to get into shape
>extremely young looking
>accountant

Bad:
>has shitty spawn
>dislikes clothes that fit, prefers baggy bandshirts
>5'4

[Anonymous No.11112640]

>>11112364
Its mot fair how the male baldness gene is cause by moms, the uncles on my moms side are mostly bald, but my dads side have luschious thick black hair. Im 26 and is already almost completely bald.

[Anonymous No.11112671]

What kind of thread is this?

Of course my dad isn't an anorexic hippy, like /fa/

[Anonymous No.11112691]

Good:
>6'2
>blue eyes
>gave birth to me
>incredibly smart

Bad:
>has the worst case of OCD I've seen in my life... At least his house is spotless.
>will spend about £15k buying 3 different hifi systems just to test his favourite one

[Anonymous No.11112705]

>>11107601
>buys things out of our means
>our
Underage or just mooching?

[Anonymous No.11112715]

>>11109271
God you're fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11112719]

Worst thread ever

[Anonymous No.11112720]

>red hair
>balding
>goatee
>did meth
>committed suicide by Ritalin overdose and carbon monoxide poisoning

Not very, I don't guess.

[Anonymous No.11112755]

>>11111287
Effay fit m8

[Anonymous No.11112761]

>>11112715
how so? my dad worked hard so I don't have to. his words not mine. it just asian culture where parents support their children financially throughout college.

[Anonymous No.11112781]

>>11109998
4chan faggots brings you the new 2016 model. Limited edition. Now in extra faggot pack with a more compact dick. Collect them all.

[Anonymous No.11112813]

>>11110003
How fucking old are you? Your dad looks like my grandfather

[Anonymous No.11112872]

>>11112761
yeah my mom didn't have enough money for cancer treatment but he said don't worry about it

so i didn't pay for it lulz now he's dead god i'm smart jajaja

[Anonymous No.11112873]

i hate how everyone always talks what they did with their dad or what he gave them and compare them

mine hated me and i hated him

are daddy issues /fa/

[Anonymous No.11112994]

Probably the least /fa/ person i know

[Anonymous No.11113039]

Good:
>6'3
>Toned/ottermode at 52 (triathlon junkie)
>Silver fox hair/facial hair
>top tier mixed race genes
>solid jawline
>All clothing quality tailored
>Ducati and Triumph cafe racer bikes
>Neat scotch drinker with aging cellar
>hazel to green eyes

Bad:
>Wears nice sunglasses, but has a habit to keep them on inside stores and shit


Dunno how I became a huge fuck up, oh well

[Anonymous No.11113043]

>>11112873
only /fa/ if you channel it into art

[Anonymous No.11113052]

>>11110003
Literally looks like an actor

[Anonymous No.11113191]

>>11112364
I don't get this picture

[Anonymous No.11113209]

>my dad's better than your dad
Are we actually having this thread? This shit is kindergarten tier.

[Anonymous No.11113308]

this thread is making all my pent-up daddy issues resurfacing. :( why do some people have great dad, whereas i'm stuck with a shitty dad

[Anonymous No.11114192]

>>11113191
No?
>>11112640
That's a shame, anon.
Have you buzzed off the side tufts?

[Anonymous No.11115893]

>>11114192
yeah, have been doing the allover #1 shaved for years. It doesnt bother me that im balding, just that sometimes i wish i can join in all that hairstyle meme.