shorts :/

[Anonymous No.11008048]

now that the worst fucking season of the year is coming up, what are the most acceptable shorts? is there any way to make them effay?

[Anonymous No.11008053]

rick owens only

[Anonymous No.11008060]

>>11008053
god no

[Anonymous No.11008063]

>>11008048
>tfw fit
>tfw shorts are flattering because my quads are 24 inches
>tfw summer weather is flattering in general for fit guys

but
>tfw having a good summer style without looking like a frat douche is pretty hard

[Anonymous No.11008076]

>>11008048
chino shorts

[Anonymous No.11008097]

>>11008076
inspo?

[Anonymous No.11008168]

>>11008060
people pay thousands of dollars for that guys clothes

[Anonymous No.11008172]

>>11008168

don't you call that god a guy

[Anonymous No.11008191]

>>11008172
/fa/'s sense of fashion is as bad as he looks in that picture

I feel bad for you guys

[Anonymous No.11008209]

oh boy I can't wait to see khaki shorts with boat shoes and oversized OCBDs everywhere again

people are wearing boat shoes NOW and it's fucking winter
I don't get people

[Anonymous No.11008244]

>>11008209
I wear boat shoes as everyday shoes 24/7/365 ;)

I do live in socal tho

[Anonymous No.11008248]

>>11008244

kysmm

[Anonymous No.11008250]

>>11008244
I'm talking like an ice and salt and sand winter

+ boat shoes are grody brody

[Anonymous No.11008254]

>>11008048

[Anonymous No.11008276]

>>11008048
male capris bruh

[Anonymous No.11008287]

What do you guys think of wearing shorts with long sleeved shirts?

[Anonymous No.11008297]

>>11008287
Raglans with pockets and baseball sleeves with shorts are going to be a staple this summer.

[Anonymous No.11008319]

>>11008048

>not wearing pants even if it is hot

Gold Bond.

[Anonymous No.11008321]

>>11008297
This. Better get used to normcore fags

[Anonymous No.11008345]

How can a board on fashion be so shit at fashion? The only thing you guys are good at is spending your parents' money to look underaged and homeless and call it "effay"

[Anonymous No.11008361]

>>11008297
>>11008321
>staple
literally no one wears these
????

[Anonymous No.11008391]

>>11008297
>>11008321
I meant button downs, like in OP's pic. I think it looks okay with a slim fit shirt and with the sleeves folded up. Someone told me shorts should only be worn with short sleeved shirts though.

[Anonymous No.11008694]

what's the best kind of shoes to wear with shorts (other than fucking boat shoes?

[Anonymous No.11008720]

>>11008694
toss those in a fucking fire and get proper chinos first.

Then get boat shoes or flip flops

[Anonymous No.11008722]

>>11008694
Loafers

[Anonymous No.11008743]

>>11008720
>shitting on the goat saturdays shorts
>telling me to wear boat shoes or flip flops

[Anonymous No.11008745]

How long should men's shorts be?

[Anonymous No.11008768]

No it's not the worst season, you are just to cheap to afford interesting summer clothes and just buy basic shit like every other normie

[Anonymous No.11008774]

>>11008191
>tfw the /fa/ that had an appreciation for the avant garde is gone
>now we're left with reddit kiddies who come here to post their meme clothes

fuck

[Anonymous No.11008783]

>>11008774
This desu, now it's just filled with people who want to dress as basic as possible because they are too scared to do something different

[Anonymous No.11009038]

>>11008319
You'll call them today

[Anonymous No.11009074]

like a cholo

[Anonymous No.11009436]

bump

[Anonymous No.11009446]

>>11008783
Is it really that different though? There's a lot of people who just wear what Rick puts out with no second thought or touch of own style.

[Anonymous No.11009450]

> wearing shorts in the summer

i live in Australia and we've been having 40 degrees celsius days.. but i still can't bring myself to wear shorts

is it really that bad wearing pants when its hot?

[Anonymous No.11009522]

>>11008694
Espadrilles are a pretty good shoe if you are going for casual, plus they come in all kinds of colors and textures.

[Anonymous No.11009637]

>>11008694
Espardenyes are the GOAT summer beater

[Anonymous No.11010230]

>>11009637
>>11009522
yeah these are actually pretty nice for beaters

[Anonymous No.11010347]

>tfw UK
>tfw hottest day has a brisk breeze

Feels good, no need for shorts here

[Anonymous No.11010597]

>>11008745
7'-9'

[Anonymous No.11010602]

>>11008720
What are proper chinos?

[Anonymous No.11011064]

>>11008048
>Shorts thread
>Nobody has mentioned chubbies yet

[Anonymous No.11011078]

I dread the summer heat. It's almost always 100°f and wearing jeans is simply out of the question

[Anonymous No.11011112]

>>11010602
get them anywhere. Chubbies, Uniqlo, H&M, Club Monaco, J Crew, literally even places like Nordstrom or Nautica or Macy's if you can find good deals (but beware that normally these places will price a lot higher than their worth, so make sure you get a good deal). They're chinos, the $10 ones look like the $1000 ones

[Anonymous No.11011130]

>>11008048
>worst fucking season of the year is coming up
>implying spring isn't the GOAT season

[Anonymous No.11011516]

>>11010230
heck yeah, I love them

I have some from espadrillestore, they were a bit pricey but they're really comfy

[Anonymous No.11011567]

>>11011064
there's a reason for that m8, fraternities are the biggest meme of american university life.

[Anonymous No.11011606]

>>11009074
llol

[Anonymous No.11011703]

>>11011078
i think im just gonna do it this year. Fuck comfort

[Anonymous No.11011745]

>>11011130
Winter is the GOAT season, followed by Fall, followed by Spring, followed by Summer.

Fuck Summer.

[Anonymous No.11011863]

>>11011064
PC FSU, can confirm best shorts for greek life, now go run 2 laps around campus you sissy.

>>11011567
fuck off you twink
put in work, get calves/quads, drink PBR, and wear chubbies you ugly piece of shit.


All American reporting

[Anonymous No.11012070]

>>11011863
>that horrible attempt at prep

[Anonymous No.11012078]

I fucking hate summer because you can't layer and you have to look basic or look extremely out of place and sweating.

[Anonymous No.11012223]

>>11012070
we wuz kangz

[Anonymous No.11012654]

>>11008694
???

literally any shoe

you can wear anything with shorts
you have less options with long pants if anything

only grandads wear boatshoes

[Anonymous No.11012712]

>>11008244
Boat shoes shouldn't be worn under any circumstance.

Wear loafers instead.

[Anonymous No.11012879]

>>11008063
thank you so much for saying this

[Anonymous No.11012933]

This is the best. Now i get to see inspos that are useful for me, as a tropicalthirdworldfag.

[Anonymous No.11012980]

>>11011863
>He doesn't even go to the Tally Main campus

[Anonymous No.11013432]

>>11012933
Where are u from

[Anonymous No.11013434]

>>11008694
W2c?

[Anonymous No.11013441]

I hate summer and fashion. You can't do shit.

Fuck it, I'll wear skirts and do something fun instead of boring shorts all the time.

[Anonymous No.11014054]

>>11013441
http://www.saturdaysnyc.com/category/shorts
>nice googlskillz

[Anonymous No.11014932]

>>11008048
Shorts that fit well.

Slim fit, hem just above kneecap or maybe a bit higher. On me (5' 8") that's a 7" inseam and a fairly tight taper. Most shorts off the rack have around a 12 inch inseam and take their inspo from parachutes.

[Anonymous No.11014979]

>>11013432
A tropical third world country that i don't feel comfortable mentioning because embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.11014988]

You can still wear jeans in summer

[Anonymous No.11015011]

>>11008254
This is shit m8

[Anonymous No.11015107]

>>11013441
Stop buying boring clothes you dip

[Anonymous No.11015738]

inspo

[Anonymous No.11015775]

only answer

[Anonymous No.11015779]

>>11015775
fool i was just about to post that exact image but the duplicate file prompt appeared.

[Anonymous No.11015782]

>>11008053
>rick owens
>shorts
implying that shit aint man skirts

[Anonymous No.11016064]

>>11008048

[Anonymous No.11016067]

>>11015782
>implying their is anything wrong with man skirts
what are you a faggot

[Anonymous No.11016163]

>>11009074
is cholocore gonna be the next big trend?

[Anonymous No.11016316]

>>11009450
Yes, you look like the biggest sperg around. Some post that Brissie meet up comic

[Anonymous No.11018024]

>>11008048
desu as long as shorts end just above the knee, most look fine

[Anonymous No.11018056]

>>11011863
where I come from this is what nouveau rich kids wear up until the age of 12 when they go into more basic high quality

this is fucking gross seeing on grown ass men

[Anonymous No.11018065]

>tfw skeltor calves, quads are huge but calves are thin as my fucking wrists
>look like a chicken
>always wear thin white chinos cuffed up in the summer instead to hide calves

it's ok

[Anonymous No.11018079]

>>11018024
Bait, long shorts look disgusting

[Anonymous No.11018090]

>>11018079
>i cannot read

[Anonymous No.11018159]

>>11008694
low top sneakers, anything else is tryhard

[Anonymous No.11018163]

>>11012223
we wuz seezars

[Anonymous No.11019480]

>>11016064
anyone know where to get some cheap throwaway shorts that look similar to these?

[Anonymous No.11019579]

>>11019480
How cheap? H&M will restock, hopefully by the end of the week, Uniqlo sells them, Gap probably sells them, literally everywhere sells them. They're just regular chino khaki shorts

[Anonymous No.11019718]

African-civil-war-core is going to be in soon might as well jump on the bandwagon

[Anonymous No.11019745]

Requesting comfycore drapy linen with sandals type vibe. Anyone?

[Anonymous No.11019788]

Any shorts inspo for pale legs?

I'm pale in general tho

[Anonymous No.11019865]

>>11012712
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.11019895]

>>11008048

ONLY NY used to make bomb ass shorts like 4-5 years ago, but I think their quality has gone down

J Crew has good shorts as well

[Anonymous No.11020419]

>>11019718
Rhodesian-core is where it's at

[Anonymous No.11020421]

>>11020419

[Anonymous No.11020512]

>>11011863
needs more puffy, for proper modernlansknechtcore.

[Anonymous No.11020530]

I Love Ugly has some really nice shorts, hopefully they release more zespy shorts.

If not, get some Bassike drop crotch shorts, can be worn with loads of different shit, and makes you stand out from the chino short boat shoe dudes especially in Aus.

[Anonymous No.11020545]

for summer pale fits

[Anonymous No.11020858]

>>11011064
the army looks super gay

[Anonymous No.11020980]

>>11020545
no way someone that skinny should wear a shirt like that

[Anonymous No.11020987]

>>11019579
Cheap as in you don't care about them getting mulch stains on them.

[Anonymous No.11021028]

>>11011863
>>11011064

I have a few pairs of chubbies and I wear them proudly. I also have the quads to pull them off without looking like a sperg.

plus, they're comfy as fuck. I will note I hate the mega-try-hard frat culture, and I'm an alumnus of one myself. I just like the shorts, sue me.

[Anonymous No.11021254]

>>11008060
Why the fuck do people think he looks good? He just looks like a fucking idiot in a these clothes that are so different from everything else. Is that his goal? To look like no one else?

[Anonymous No.11021644]

>>11020980
how autistic do you have to be to not know what a singlet is

[Anonymous No.11021649]

>>11014054
>>11015107
But shorts are incredibly limited, it's boring as fuck, little to play with in terms of cut, fabric or silhouette.

I'll think of something

[Anonymous No.11021685]

>>11021649

You should just find a single pair of shorts that fit your style and focus more on having a few interesting t-shirts and shoes instead of worrying about shorts. Don't complain summer fits are boring while wearing white t's and vans

[Anonymous No.11021736]

>>11008060
This shit just makes me laugh. Literally not one aesthetically pleasing clothing item

[Anonymous No.11021751]

WHERE CAN I FIND 13 INCH INSEAM SHORTS?

I.E. SHORTS THAT GO TO THE MIDDLE OF MY FUCKING KNEES

I WILL NEVER WHERE THOSE HOMO SHORTS I SEE FRAT BOYS IN BUT EVERYWHERE THAT'S ALL THEY'RE SELLING

[Anonymous No.11021789]

>>11008048
Honestly, white everything senpai. You can wear a moderately heavy long sleeve shirt where I am (up north) and still get by as long as it's not a dark color. IMO shorts look shitty with basically everything unless you have boating shoes/loafers like a prepfag so I would stick to something like this tbqhfamila.

[Anonymous No.11021804]

>>11021751
>>11021751
>>11021751
>>11021751
>>11021751

[Anonymous No.11021849]

>not just wearing tees and basketball shorts

it's like you want to attract homos.

[Anonymous No.11021887]

>>11021849
jokes on you i'm gay

[Anonymous No.11022052]

>>11015738
What type of Adidas would be most similar to those?

[Anonymous No.11022070]

>>11021644
well if I haven't been told then I wouldn't know

how autistic would you have to be to not know Lagrange's theorem and how to apply it?

Fuck you, and you're (potentially) autistic if you think that looks good

[Anonymous No.11022071]

Slightly off topic but how do you layer in the summer? Say you've got a military jacket or a denim jacket, do you just wear those below 85 and short sleeve above?

Fuck summer.

Keep talking about shorts tho because I need some new ones

[Anonymous No.11022076]

>>11021644
well if I haven't been told then I wouldn't know

how autistic would you have to be to not know Lagrange's theorem and how to apply it?

Fuck you, and you're (potentially) autistic if you think that looks good

[Anonymous No.11022091]

>>11011064
Despite the marketing and the way they're worn by tryhard frat pledges, Chubbies are super comfy and look better than longer shorts on anyone who works out so long as you don't try to draw attention to them.

[Anonymous No.11022096]

>>11022071
Linen. Expensive, can be annoying to maintain, but you can wear more of it comfortably.

[Anonymous No.11023046]

>>11022070
>>11022076
They're everywhere, they're not meant to look good retard theyre meant to keep you cool while you work or workout. I guess a basement dwelling NEET like you wouldn't know what any of those things are

[Anonymous No.11023107]

>>11022052
Sambas maybe.

[Anonymous No.11023123]

Gonna turn my fave pair of jeans into jorts

How high to cut??

[Anonymous No.11023159]

>>11012712
Drivers acceptable? I usually use them as my go to

[Anonymous No.11023186]

>>11020419
god I hope so. I fucking love the rhodesian bush print.

[Anonymous No.11023557]

>>11021789
Where the fuck do I get pants like that ?????

[Anonymous No.11024264]

>>11008783
something different doesnt mean its better

like art, fauvism, expressionism,futurism and then even worse, dadaism and all that crap were different but garbage

[Anonymous No.11025148]

>>11008774
>>11008783
I miss avant-/fa/, at least it was more interesting around here.

[Anonymous No.11025185]

>>11025148
>>11008774
i dont think /fa/ was ever good but at least it was diverse. sick of the meme RO clothes.
i've browsed /fa/ on and off for years and right now i think it's the worst i've seen it.
Nevermind that there's only 2-3 girls posting shit outfits. The fuck did the girls go?

[Anonymous No.11025572]

>>11008048
Two words OP
Linen Pants

[Anonymous No.11026607]

>>11008060
He always reminds me of Tommy Wiseau

[Anonymous No.11026615]

Not wearing shorts? chances are you're
>fat
>short
>stubby legs
>all of the above
then again what doesn't look good on tall slim people

[Anonymous No.11026627]

>>11008048
Only shorts I own and some dickies work trousers that I cut into shorts because they got caught in my bike chain. Last time I wore them was 3 years ago. Fuck shorts.

[Anonymous No.11026629]

>>11026627
Are not and fucking crappieceofshitphone

[Anonymous No.11026702]

>>11025572
W 2 C?

>>11008254
>>11011863
>>11016064
I wouldn't mind getting a pair if I wasn't embarassed of my leg hair looking wirey, long and messy → making my legs look all dirty...how do I have to maintain leg hair to be like those? Trimming?