beardcucks btfo

[Anonymous No.10534933]

>My agents were telling me that big fashion houses weren’t wanting to book me because of the beard,” he says. “It’s not what they’re looking for any more and I realized then that I wasn’t going to be getting jobs with it.

>"In essence he’s cheap. He’s that Silver Lake guy with Vans and rolled up jeans. I love that look, that’s who I am too, in a lot of ways. But today’s dude is all about looking more unattainable, looking more elevated, maybe more expensive. No one wants a hipster who looks like he just got done scavenging.”

OFFICIAL 2016 RANKINGS

>long hair/full thick stubble= ultimate /fa/ tier

>long hair/clean shaven= acceptable but behind the times

>short hair/stubble= second best, still extremely fa

>beards/any hairstyle= trash

>short hair/clean shaven= objectively reddit

[Anonymous No.10534988]

reminder

[Anonymous No.10535020]

Ok, I laughed. You got me babe.

[Anonymous No.10535023]

>>10535020
it's not a joke, no need for the passive aggressive anger darling

[Anonymous No.10535045]

>>10535020
Yeah he's actually correct, problem? The only thing he didn't add was medium hair.

[Anonymous No.10535055]

>>10535045
op here. I should have clarified, but to the normie masses, anything chin length or longer is long, so I included medium, and even longer iterations of young leos in the long category

[Anonymous No.10535059]

>short hair/clean shaven= objectively reddit

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.10535067]

>>10535059
you sure are upset, cupcake. is the internet so important to you that words on it anger you this much? internet addiction is objectively not effay

[Anonymous No.10535068]

usually wear it in a bun. clean shaven.

[Anonymous No.10535074]

>>10535067
No i'm just impressed by your lack of awareness. Very short hair (talking about 10mm max) and clean shaven is objectively the most elevated look there is. That's why so much people are afraid to pull that look. They're afraid of being labeled. Afraid of the skinhead boogeyman. Afraid of showing their poor shaped skull. Afraid of showing their weak chin. People pulling that look properly are in the zone. You aren't in the zone, you follow.

[Anonymous No.10535143]

As someone from the fashion industry: This is complete stupidity and fake.

The only true thing is that full beards are only any good for super teen oriented shops like Asos (even tho asos sells some good brands, they are not focused in any real adults).


Kids, don't wear beards because it hides your jawline, JAWLINE kids. You need one, cheekbones and jawlines. Don't be sad if you
don't have one, but don't try to model. You can still be handsome, but you will not be a model.


Remember that modelling is one concrete type of thing not beauty standars, go rock your beard, don't project your fears unto others like OP is doing by bullshitting you.

Remember n°2 most of what we do is pretentious, and playing with speculation. The world of fashion is about trend (well, the word describes itself) it is not (because IT CANT BE) about style. The whole purpouse of this thread is stupid.

But then again, don't take my word for it, and don't shave or not just for a trend, have some dignity.
I have a stubble beard and medium hair, for a year now.

[Anonymous No.10535250]

>>10535074
>redditors with their safe Walmart haircuts and lack of GOAT stubble actually believe this

[Anonymous No.10535257]

>>10535143
>this thread is wrong

>i have the look the thread says is fashionable

oh, darling

[Anonymous No.10535280]

I choose to rock a beard because my work place only allows either clean shaven or well kept beard. Would prefer some kind of facial hair than none.

Also, beards make hitting on girls older than you so much more fun. hooking up with this 32 year old at the club (ribs, abs, tight calves mm mm). Her face when I told her I was only 21 was priceless.

[Anonymous No.10535288]

I live in asia and is wearing a full heavy stubble. the only reason I keep it is because I could and the fact that there would be only me and a couple of guys in 200 who could actually grow one

[Anonymous No.10535298]

>>10535257
poor use of logic.
What are you? 16? Havent even seen falacies in school yet?

[Anonymous No.10535331]

>>10535298
>falacies

[Anonymous No.10535359]

>>10535331
meh, not even worths the effort to argue