/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.10470416]

How do I dress like I come from old money? I'm not upper class, but I want people to think I am.

[Anonymous No.10470421]

>>10470416
have you tried killing yourself?

[Anonymous No.10470434]

[Anonymous No.10470438]

>>10470421
I'd rather look wealthy, thanks though

[Anonymous No.10470445]

People aren't idiots, especially those who belong to the upper classes. People will see right through your ugly ass.

[Anonymous No.10470462]

>old money


kid its merging together

[Anonymous No.10470499]

>>10470445
What if I'm trying to impress people of the lower classes? They won't be able to tell...

[Anonymous No.10470507]

>>10470499
then you're just a poser, fucking loser

[Anonymous No.10470508]

>>10470499
people who do own money would recognize though you delusional pleb

[Anonymous No.10470514]

>>10470507
I can be a well-dressed poser, though. Not everything has to be authentic.

Really I just want some inspo; I don't need all the derision.

[Anonymous No.10471295]

>>10470514
I recommend walking around the rich people neighbourhood and see what they wear

[Anonymous No.10471323]

>>10470499
People of lower classes aren't impressed by how old money dresses. They're impressed by branded clothing (LV, Versace, Gucci, etc.), so try that instead.
But if you're dressing to fit in with the upper-class don't bother, they'll suspect something the second they see you and they'll know the second you open your mouth.

[Anonymous No.10471573]

I went to an upper class high school (think aristocrats and billionaires), and generally it's just boat-shoes and light chinos. Apart from that I wear lots of blazers etc. Once you turn 40, make sure to get a porsche and bright red/green chinos and thick rimmed round glasses. Congratulations, you're now upper-crust.

[Anonymous No.10471580]

>>10471323
pretty much this

[Anonymous No.10471588]

>>10470514
>>10471295
You're going to have to dress like shit if you want to really look like an upper class bourgie. Unless you come from a still-civilized country.

[Anonymous No.10471602]

>>10471323
>People of lower classes aren't impressed by how old money dresses. They're impressed by branded clothing (LV, Versace, Gucci, etc.), so try that instead.

This is so true as it applies to new money as well. My aunt and uncle are new money (got rich in the 90s) and they still exclusively buy Burberry,Versace,Dolce and Gabanna and Lacoste stuff because to them that is the height of luxury. If you want to impress poor people,no one will bat an eye at Savile Row suit,they will only know you are rich if it's an armani suit. Poor people don't react to understated,they react to flashy.

[Anonymous No.10471625]

>>10470416
Lucas?

[Anonymous No.10471667]

I've seen old money in the 40's wearing white Christian Louboutin Louis Junior Spikes Sneakers.
I'd really say it depends on the person

[Anonymous No.10471880]

>>10471667
>old money in the 40's wearing white Christian Louboutin Louis Junior Spikes Sneakers
they weren't old money

[Anonymous No.10471906]

>>10471880
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.10472895]

Buy your shit at Loro Piana, you'll definitely look like you come from old money.

Con tip:
40K euro for an overcoat

[Anonymous No.10472920]

>>10471573
Was it a reputable private school? If not than your experience is invalid.

[Anonymous No.10472925]

>>10472920
Then

[Anonymous No.10472926]

>>10470416
le gatsby maymay xD

[Anonymous No.10473156]

>>10471906

Louboutins are meme shoes

Old money types can look like the scraggiest motherfuckers on the planet, they just don't care about money, why would they?

>some 35 year old borderline hobo looking guy comes into work at upper-middle tier restaurant
>doesn't make much of a fuss about himself
>pulls out a fucking centurion card

[Anonymous No.10473180]

>>10470416
The Kennedys were new money not old. Their family money came from bootlegging during prohibition.

[Anonymous No.10473197]

>>10473156
This tbh

I grew up among the intellectual elite in my country. I can tell you this - A LOT of rich people, including my dad, don't dress their class at all. I also have an uncle whom is a producer who dresses like Rick Owens-tier shit mixed with hipster shit

So yeah, there's to that. Although I'll have to admit old money looks great, but there's a massive stigma against dressing like that here in Sweden because lots of upper middle class era tend to dress like that. Also because it's part of our culture to be humble.

[Anonymous No.10473218]

>>10472920
May I present Prince William and Prince Harry?

[Anonymous No.10473262]

Old Money is seen through personality, they could wear all Old Navy clothes and still look fancy if they're standing on a yacht.

Guidelines are:
Keep it simple
Keep it classic
Act like you're in control of the room
Have beautiful but relaxed hair
Be chill but not too chill

[Anonymous No.10473282]

>>10473262
Oh yeah and never wear anything too bold. Thats overcompensating. Only poor insecure people overcompensate

i.e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD1qKMgTnAE

[Anonymous No.10473292]

>>10473262
Also typical old money is being overly nice to people and act really shallow but in a nice way
"I really fancy X, but his hair looks a bit strange, if not funny. But that's great! Who doesn't love that? Exotic to say the least"


Can't get a good dialogue because I'm not a native English speaker so I don't know how posh people speak in the anglosphere

[Anonymous No.10473310]

>>10470416
it's less about the appearance and more about how you conduct yourself

[Anonymous No.10473326]

>>10473197
>tfw beeing the poor fucker among all your rich Malmöfriends

I hate beeing working-class. All my childhood friends are somehow from old rich familys. I hate to leech tho.

[Anonymous No.10473346]

>>10473326
They probably aren't rich dude. Like I said, lots of rich people don't show it

I've was a massive autist in my childhood so I dressed in H&M until my mid-teens. The upper middle class wannabe rich kids probably thought I was a poorfag or something. I remember them bragging about their rich parents all the time, which is funny because I knew they weren't

[Anonymous No.10473372]

>>10473346
Nah mate they really are disgustingly rich, and they don't flaunt it. Most of them were on a short leash from their parents when they grew up so they wouldn't become spolied brats.
I just get to tag along because they like me I guess.

[Anonymous No.10473407]

Bro-tip: it's all in DEMEANOR

Thus why having self-assured calm alpha demeanor is attractive to women. It conveys lack of neediness cuz you need nothing, you have everything, and nothing is a threat to your well-being.

But everything must be congruous. You can't be actually poor and pretending you "don't need a job", ppl can see thru that shit easily.

I went to an expensive private school, Ivy League undergrad + grad school, met lots of ppl from all socioeconomic classes, and the really rich just have an air of calm self-assuredness. Not in your face "I'm an alpha male I'm gonna beat your ass!" type of attitude which screams macho insecurity, but a little more restrained, got nothing to prove and no threat to my life kind of calm.

That is very hard to fake because it must thoroughly soak your entire being and all your mannerisms, the way you speak, the way you act, the way you react to situations, etc.

However, for 90% of the population, who are stupid and have not the life experience to know this, they can be fooled with Gucci everything + chrome Lamborghinis or whatever stupid shit the media is brainwashing the plebs with these days.

[Anonymous No.10474039]

Probably the only piece of practical advice you'll get. Just buy Brooks Brothers on sale and wear good quality shoes.

[sieg No.10474073]

>>10470416
blue dress shirt with a button down collar tucked into black slacks
rolex sub mariener in a gaudy colorway

cheap rubber soled dress shoes

some sort of oversized android phone

refer to everything you do that day as "business"

you know this guy doesn't have a job, just lives off mom and dad's money

holding the 2018 Samsung Note 7

[Anonymous No.10474101]

i cant stand it when people tuck their shirts into their jeans. anyone else feel this way?

[Anonymous No.10474107]

>>10470416
Unless you were raised up with old money mannerisms, you will look like a fuccboi.

[Anonymous No.10474120]

>>10474073
that guy actually looks like he secretly wants to kill himself