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10462733 No.10462733 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw want to be effay but too ugly

>> No.10463197

sounds like you aren't trying

did you read the sticky

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>>10462733
wear an effay mask

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>Take a solo trip to a country with wild, dangerous animals you can see on safaris and shit
>'Mysteriously' get injured from a lion or something like that
>Induce a badass face scar that would resemble something a lion or whatever would give you
>Find a good plastic surgeon
>Get some touchups on your shitty features
>Tell everyone overseas back at home you got into a bad accident and had to fight off said lion/animal all by yourself and you won't be home for a while
>Wait a little while
>Enjoy some good ass food in the country your staying
>Fly home with your bandages just about ready to come off
>Claim that while fighting off the lion/animal it fucked your shit up, gave you a scar, broke some features that you had to get fixed, etc

Congratulations!
You had fun in a foreign country, have an amazing story to tell, saw exotic animals, have a badass scar, AND look great to top it off!