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You have 5 seconds to explain why the fuck you would ever wear something like this..

>> No.10394887

>>10394883
because I'm not a basic white bitch

>> No.10394900

>>10394887
If you're a guy that wears this you're an emasculated beta and if you're a woman who wears such you are a trendy follower.

>> No.10394926

Ugliest shoes ever

>> No.10395330

because they're functional and easy to wear. your entire closet doesn't have to be from goth ninja avant garde lines

>> No.10395347

my 65 year old german teacher used to wear these

>> No.10395571

>>10394883
vogue homme "sidugvhfoe" edition told me tbqh

>> No.10395677

>>10394883
music festival

>> No.10395716
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10395716

i copped these a few months ago, Ive worn em out to the beach or every odd day here in LA. howd i do? did i fall for a meme?

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10395725

>>10394900

>> No.10396802

>>10394883
They look good w/ comfy fits

>> No.10396809
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10396809

>>10394900
>>10394887
>>10394926
>>10395347
lol newfags, sandals are fucking effay as hell

>> No.10396811

Birkenstock are the shit

>> No.10396813

super comfy
easy on and off
look passable with jeans

i wear them and im not ashamed. also i have back problems and these help. theyre the sandals by which all other sandals are judged

>> No.10396833

>>10394883
They are some of the most comfortable things I have ever put onto my feet.

>> No.10396857

If you ever want to look like a dad from the 90's.

>> No.10396866

>>10394883
Somebody could wear it on the gym lockers,I guess.

>> No.10396869

>>10396866
THIS and only this

>> No.10396878

>>10395716
I fell for it too mate, fucking love them, wore them to death in summer

>> No.10396905

>>10396869
no they are excellent house shoes as well.

>> No.10396912
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10396912

>>10394883

because it's summer and it's perfect slackercore

i mean seriously, people that don't like sandals just plainly do not like sandals. There is no getting around it.

I know a lot of peeps that just can't wrap their head around how aesthetically chill sandals are, and stigmatize it to no end as if they are crocs or, god forbid, flip-flops.


i got my tevas months ago and wear them to class cause idgaf

>> No.10396937

>>10394883
fashun

>> No.10396954

I wear them at home, they're comfortable

>> No.10397105

>>10396809
So why did nobody realize this in the 90s and early 2000s, when they were worn only by old people and lesbian hippies?

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10397117

I wouldn't, because I copped these babies instead

>> No.10397119

>>10397105
Do you even understand the concept of a trend?

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10397163

>>10396809
what is beta, who of us can truly say to be beta?

>> No.10397170

>>10397163
Being beta is not about the clothes you wear, itsr about your confidence

>> No.10397176

>>10394883
good arch support
can't be arsed to tie laces

>> No.10397336

Ok let's get one thing clear...

these are not the same
>>10394883
>>10397163

as these
>>10397117
>>10396912
>>10396809
>>10395716

completely fucking different shoe

>> No.10398040

>>10394883
lol i actually did a case study this week on birkenstock

>> No.10398052

>>10397119
Exactly. They are objectively not effay. They are just a trend, the worst fucking trend yet. Oxford shirts are effay, for example

>> No.10398072

>>10394883
>>10395716

all of these are absolutely disgusting ugly, overpriced and mass produced.

>> No.10398115

a.) you're a sorority girl who literally only wears what's currently trendy
b.) you're trying to look hip and different somehow by picking objectively the ugliest footwear imaginable but it ends up backfiring because you literally see 100-200 pairs of birkenstocks on any given day in a city or on a campus and you just look like you fell for the meme
which, you did, and you should strongly consider ending it all right now tbh because you're an uncreative, unimaginative special snowflake

>> No.10398129

>>10396809
>hat, heavy jacket and no socks

now you are both cold AND funny looking. what kind of climate supports this?

>> No.10398150

>>10394883
im an easily impressionable asian tween who posts on superfuture and reddit

>> No.10398157

>>10398115
this is literally anyone who likes mainstream high end fashion

>> No.10398647

>>10397336

lmao you think we don't know that?

plebs don't know though and just lump them all together. They are in the same category of footwear though so stop being so pedantic.

>> No.10399077

>>10394883
Because it's fucking hot outside