/FA'S/ RED FLAGS FOR GIRLS

[Anonymous No.10284218]

>she has tattoos
>she has piercings other than her ears
>she dyes her hair with flashy color

[Anonymous No.10284221]

>>10284218

>none of the above in OP pic

ALL CLEAR

[Anonymous No.10284235]

it's literally the same person posting this thread over and over

look at the "red flags"

that's what i call an annoying cunt

[Anonymous No.10284245]

>she's blonde with blue eyes

[Anonymous No.10284254]

>she has a Michael Kors bag

[Nigga{e} No.10284277]

>>10284218
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[Anonymous No.10284281]

>she admits to ever finding a black man attractive

[Anonymous No.10284285]

>she says she likes "indie music" and proceeds to list Mumford and Sons or Arcade Fire as an example

[Anonymous No.10284291]

>she wears so much makeup that you can't tell for sure what her actual skin texture is like

[Anonymous No.10284292]

>>10284277
Alexis Ren

[Anonymous No.10284302]

>she has an incurable chronic pain disease
>she was molested by her grandfather
>she was abused mentally and physically by her extremely-attractive sociopath ex boyfriend
>she let said ex-bf take videos of her drinking his piss in the shower while begging for more
>she stayed with said ex-bf because i said i'd break up with her if she didn't let me keep fucking her up the ass

[Anonymous No.10284310]

>she isn't shy or insecure

[Anonymous No.10284314]

>>10284302

[Anonymous No.10284327]

>she has more than 200 facebook friends
>she gets more than double digits on her likes on her posts

[Anonymous No.10284338]

>>10284327
Honest advice

[Anonymous No.10284617]

[Anonymous No.10284732]

>>10284218
>she talks about her exes

[Anonymous No.10284743]

>>10284327
THIS LOL
fucking attention whoring sluts

[Anonymous No.10284755]

>>10284327
depends on country/age/upbringing

[Anonymous No.10284771]

The ones I've found to be good
>hair dying flashy colors
>tunnel gauges
>wing tipped glasses
>thick rimmed glasses in combination with hair or gauges

Wing tipped glasses is a surefire way to tell. Gauges are pretty up there too.

[Anonymous No.10285133]

>>10284218
ever hear of the saying "don't judge a book by it's cover"?

[Anonymous No.10285170]

>>10285133
Ever heard of don't judge a fashion magazine by its cover? Nope ? Me neither.

[Anonymous No.10285755]

>>10284218
Fuck off with making this same shitty thread every week.

[Anonymous No.10285803]

>shes an idiot
>talks like "yeeeeaaaaahhh oh my gaaaaaaawwwd"
>too short
>no tits
>not white
>stupid tattoos... Tattoos in general
>poor and doesnt have a car
>>>>>>>>>lives with fucking parents

[Anonymous No.10285811]

>>10284771
Wingtiped glasses basically say, "I have a cat tattoo, im a far left feminist and my room is a goddamn mess"

[Anonymous No.10285826]

>>10285803
autism

[Anonymous No.10285865]

>>10285755
>>10284235
Every day until you like it.

[Anonymous No.10285877]

>>10284771
>wing tipped glasses
why is this so accurate?

[Anonymous No.10285944]

>>10285877

I don't know but I work at a coop and the stereotypes are insane. the tumblrita girl we have is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10286001]

>>10285826
Well meme'd kiddo

[Anonymous No.10286039]

>she doesn't like my little sister

[Anonymous No.10286070]

Aslong as she is a biological female I'm okay with it.

[Anonymous No.10286075]

>>10285133
lmao
thing is the cover often givess you hints about the insides
i kinda agree with OP
im way into this type of woman and they are always borderline crazy :(

[Anonymous No.10286151]

Are there any girls that don't use facebook or social media?

[Anonymous No.10286179]

>>10286039
This. I wouldn't mind if she didn't like my big sister because she's a bitch, but my little sister is a red flag

[Anonymous No.10286296]

>>10284327
I have more than 200 facebook friends and I'm a neet. It's not that much.

[Anonymous No.10286418]

>is non-white
>humanities degree
>having any religious affiliation
>doesn't like video games or anime

[Anonymous No.10286429]

>self loathing
>anxiety
>cares too much about her appearance
>ever had an eating disorder
Damaged girls are fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10286456]

Why is this so hard to understand? Every immature trait is something you should try to avoid. In yourself and when choosing a partner. That starts with having tatoos or swearing a lot and doesn't stop with talking bad about others. If someting bothers you it's probably because it isn't mature behaviour (think: living with parents, not able to handle finances, apt is a mess, poor diet/hygiene...).

[Anonymous No.10286499]

ITT: /r9k/ and /pol/ go /fa/

[gavin No.10286515]

>>10285133
have you ever heard of reddit?

[prettymotherfvcker No.10286651]

>she tries to emulate the versace look
>she claims to like fashion but only buys designer handbags, lets vogue dress her

[Anonymous No.10286744]

Race doesn't affect a girls character

[Anonymous No.10287139]

I have recently concluded that a good indicator of a crummy personality is

>Immaculate/painted/long fingernails/flawless hands

It's a good indicator that a person doesn't ever perform manual tasks/chores, doesn't know how to fix things, or simply never exerts themselves physically.

[Anonymous No.10287204]

>>10286744
No but it does affect attractiveness and my willingness to let her carry my spawn.

[Anonymous No.10287230]

>>10284218
My this is the most virgin like thread here

[Anonymous No.10287239]

>>10285803
>too short
What

[Anonymous No.10287247]

>she has an ask.fm page

[Anonymous No.10287283]

>>10287239
>wanting manlet children

[Anonymous No.10287289]

>plays video games
>likes anime
>listens to hip-hop
>wears snapbacks
>doesn't read books
>can't cook at least to a basic level
>has a tumblr account
>has tattoos/piercings
>single mothers (except in the case of widows)

[Anonymous No.10287307]

>>10287139
This

[Anonymous No.10287310]

>>10284327
If you are a guy or girl and dont have triple digits of likes on your profile pic, I just assume that you are ugly. At least thats how it is where I live

[Anonymous No.10287322]

>>10287310
Nice try, cuck

[Anonymous No.10287519]

>>10284327
>>10284743
This

[Anonymous No.10287525]

>>10286039
>she isnt my little sister

[Anonymous No.10287540]

>has qualities you enjoy

[Anonymous No.10287795]

>>10287139
>>10287307

https://youtu.be/Er59Pqynx_c?t=14s

[Anonymous No.10287855]

>>10287795
I want to put a hot iron on her hands

[Anonymous No.10288017]

>>10285803
>no tits

small tits is GOAT

[Anonymous No.10288022]

>>10284218
>tfw 3 for 3

whoops

[Anonymous No.10288024]

>doesn't browse 4chan
>thinks that trump can be stumped

[Anonymous No.10288037]

>>10287289
>widow

>tfw she will never love you as much as her dead husband
>tfw you will forever live in doubt of whether or not she killed her husband and if you're next

[Anonymous No.10288049]

>Insecure
>dumb, like ghetto street dumb
>will openly be against my religion
>has daddy issues
My stepsister was all of these and I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone like that

[Anonymous No.10288059]

>>10288049
Well at least Jamal is tapping your stepsister now

[Anonymous No.10288084]

>>10288059
***Copelan*** lol, and in a few weeks she wont be my stepsister anymore because of divorce

[Anonymous No.10288115]

>wears jordans (or even worse, they have a collection)
>they don't like iggy pop
>on facebook/instagram/whatever 24/7
>they are not cute

[Anonymous No.10288251]

>>10286429
Damaged girl confirms. I realized I had gone too far when I started purging at my bfs house with the door open. Stay away kids

[:) No.10288284]

>>10284218
>Insecure
>Low self esteem
>Jealous

In my experience at least

[Anonymous No.10288306]

>>10284254
ahah yes this

[Anonymous No.10288310]

>>10284327
>she uses facebook

[Anonymous No.10288313]

>>10285133
>if she says pretentious shit like this

[Anonymous No.10288328]

>>10284218
Fuck off back to >>>/r9k/ with this shitty meme

[Anonymous No.10288379]

>>10286651
So she should buy H&M bags then?

[Anonymous No.10288393]

>>10288313
>>10288284

these

[Anonymous No.10288410]

>>10288017
Low test

Check em

[Anonymous No.10288419]

>>10286429
>>cares too much about her appearance
wrong board bud

[Anonymous No.10288468]

>high n-count
>has ever cheated
>doesn't exercise
>doesn't read books
>social media addiction
>looks at buzzfeed and similar trash
>always wears makeup

[Anonymous No.10288626]

>"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas"
>"slay mama slay!"
>"baeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.10288689]

>>10284327
I have around 600 just because I'm too lazy to go through them.

[Anonymous No.10288705]

>she isn't Jewish

[Anonymous No.10288725]

>>10288626

>@kanyewest daddy

[Anonymous No.10288755]

>>10288379
no, she should wear ann d/helmut lang

versace is a mom brand

[Anonymous No.10288852]

>>10287525
>this tbh

>and I don't even have one (yet?)

[Anonymous No.10288858]

>>10284254
why this?
>mfw gf has at least 3 MK bags

[/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK No.10288862]

>>10288858

Because they're terrible bags.

[Anonymous No.10288898]

>>10288858
Because they make her look plebby and basic

you don't want to be seen with a basic bitch m8. Bin them

[Anonymous No.10288917]

>>10284277
>urethra barista
holy shit

[Anonymous No.10288924]

>>10284302
>thread talking about piercings and tattoos
>posts legitimate red flags
not ready for this

[Anonymous No.10288965]

> she doesnt train her ass

[Anonymous No.10289085]

>>10286151
it's more common than you'd think
most of my friends and i keep facebook just for contact purposes and don't do any social media
i think the girls who have instagram/twitter/etc accounts that they care a lot about are usually either a) fresh out of high school and still care about popularity etc, b) unemployed with nothing to do, c) still not over an ex-friend or boyfriend so use social media as a means to make sure everyone knows she's better off without him/her or d) all of the above

[Anonymous No.10289094]

>>10288965
do you have the original pic?

[Anonymous No.10290055]

>>10284302
These are all really oddly specific...

[Anonymous No.10290085]

>anybody that unironically uses the word "daddy" to refer to their significant other

[Anonymous No.10290110]

>>10286744
It kind of does. You can usually typecast races like this:
White girls: The most basic of them all; boring and often times surround themselves peers identical to them.
Black girls: Histrionic and trite; usually not too bright and often have a very limited worldview.
Middle Eastern/Eurasian: Emotionless and cold. Usually very cruel and emulate white girls as best they can.
Asian girls: Very clingy and at times cheeky. They don't have much of personalities beyond what pop culture ideologues they celebrate.

[Anonymous No.10290134]

>>10290110
I want to argue but I can't think of a way you're not completely correct about the white girls and the Asians.
I don't see how black girls have the most limited worldview though. That seems like a contradiction to current events.
What do you think about brown Asians? Like Indians and Pakistanis?

[Anonymous No.10290160]

>tats
>piercings
>does not have post secondary education
>has an instagram
>needs to have people around her at all times
>is not close to her parents
>has never had a job
>conspicuous consumption

[Anonymous No.10290175]

>>10284254
So much this

[Anonymous No.10290200]

>>10287247
underrated post

[Anonymous No.10290276]

>>10287289
>plays video games
>likes anime

I actually want a girl like this

[Anonymous No.10290297]

>>10290110
Possibly true in the US, but 2nd/3rd Generation 'ethnics' are usually different in skin tone only

[Anonymous No.10290306]

>She posts slutty/bikini pictures of herself on facebook/instagram
>She even has a facebook/instagram in the first place

[Anonymous No.10290317]

>>10290134
>I don't see how black girls have the most limited worldview though. That seems like a contradiction to current events.
On the contrary, that's precisely what makes them so uncompromising and emphatic. If they aren't the political type that would have you believe that at any moment they could be killed by a cop, they're the type that is a complete uncle Tom. None of them are extraordinarily moderate and most of them often find themselves vying for some asinine cause without realizing how narrow-minded they seem.

>What do you think about brown Asians? Like Indians and Pakistanis?
Pakistanis would belong in the same camp as Middle Eastern girls. They're not racially different from Indians, but their culture usually does a number on them. Indians are usually second or third generation and often similar to Asians. Southeast Asians in general don't behave much differently from mainland Asians.

[Anonymous No.10290375]

>>10290110
My girlfriend is South East Asian but the Eurasian catergory describes her perfectly.

[Anonymous No.10290393]

>>10285803
>living with parents

at which age is that not acceptable anymore?

[Anonymous No.10290413]

>>10287289
>vidya
>likes anime

It's ok, as long as she isn't stupidly proud of that and does it just for fun. btw same goes for guys

[Anonymous No.10290459]

>>10290276
>>10290413
u some bitch ass ugly niggers

[Anonymous No.10291397]

It's interesting to see so many stereotypes based on the racial background of said females.

Feels good living in a multicultural Canadian city :)

[Anonymous No.10291429]

>>10284245
why do white girls have such shitty personalities

[Anonymous No.10291435]

>she was involved with a FWB relationship at any point in the past
>her age: sex ratio is fucked, like 5 different sexual partners at 19, 8 at 20, 15 at 24

[Anonymous No.10291450]

>>10291435
This

[Anonymous No.10291470]

>>10291435
This is a bit ridiculous, though. Have you ever had FWB? Would you? If you would, why does it matter if she did?

No idea what the correlation between "sex ratio" and a red flag is, explain?

[Anonymous No.10291487]

>>10291470
>FWB
too immature to handle a real relationship and has devalued sex
>sex ratio
Too many partners at a certain age, shows that they're non committal, liable to cheat

[Anonymous No.10291510]

>>10288858

lmao your girl likes black cock

[Anonymous No.10291512]

>>10291487
does a FWB really correlate to immaturity, though? I feel like people meet each other at different points in their lives and being able to full commit to a serious relationship takes time and effort. If you're being honest about not being able to do that, is that really something to punish someone on and call it immature?

[Anonymous No.10291534]

>>10291512
yeah for me
these are my morals dude you don't have to follow them
I don't want to deal with people that do FWB shit
from what I've experience, FWB people are fucked and not who I want to be with for the rest of my life ,both genders

[Anonymous No.10291537]

>>10291470
It's just a reflection of her character... Let's make a more extreme example

It doesn't make a difference if a girl has with 5 guys, or 500 guys, right? (sarcasm)

There's no difference between a guy sleeping with 20 girls, or 200 girls, right? (sarcasm)

There's no difference between a guy sleeping with 4 girls and 20 dudes, and 16 girls and 80 dudes, right?

It gets to a point where it's not even a double standard, a person is just kind of gross. No, it's not oppressive, no you're not censoring their sex life, it just starts to become a reflection of who they are - and they are kind of an u savory character with some issues - this applies to guys and girls

[Anonymous No.10291552]

>>10291537
I totally agree with the number of sexual partners though. I was just trying to understand the other anons take on the whole FWB thing.

[Anonymous No.10291561]

>>10291534
I was looking at it from a dating perspective, not so much as spending the rest of my life with them. Fair enough, anon.

[Anonymous No.10291580]

>shorter than 5'8"
>dyes her hair
>paints her nails
>doesn't play sports
>hates on frats

those are my no-no's

r8, h8, appreci8

[Anonymous No.10291597]

>she is not half white half asian

lol might as well be a nigger

[Anonymous No.10291623]

>>10291537

>tfw people hate you for this kind of idea
it's not the fucking patriarchy, i apply the idea to guys too
they just go "ok" in a condescending manner
god damn it i hate western new age feminists

[Anonymous No.10291629]

>>10291580
fuck it lets make it a dealbreaker thread
>wears make up
>isn't white
>is poor

[Anonymous No.10291647]

>having an ugly face
>being fat
>having no ass/tits AT ALL

any other 'red flag' is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.10291755]

>>10291597
perfect/10

[Anonymous No.10291818]

>>10291755
yeah, I don't know who she is but she's unreal

[Anonymous No.10291836]

>>10291597
>>10291818

[Anonymous No.10291876]

>>10291836
you can't mention half asians on 4chan without some autist posting elliot rodgers

[Anonymous No.10291879]

>>10291647
/fit/

[Anonymous No.10292508]

bump

[Anonymous No.10293179]

.

[Anonymous No.10293210]

>she's a crossfitter

[Anonymous No.10293225]

>>10284218
>she isnt skinny
>she is ugly
>she isnt white
>she isnt intelligent

[Anonymous No.10293282]

>she isn't intelligent
>she isn't skinny
>she isn't pretty
>she isn't interested in dressing well (not necessarily fashionable but she has to take pride in her appearance)
>she isn't asian
>she doesn't have a rich chinese daddy who gardens in ozweegos


I'm easily pleased

[Anonymous No.10293322]

>mfw gf has exactly zero of the red flags in this thread

awwwyeah got me a keeper

[Anonymous No.10293513]

>>10287289
This.

[Anonymous No.10293550]

>>10284327
Actually this.

[Anonymous No.10293592]

>she isn't in STEM

[Anonymous No.10294583]

>>10287204

thats not a red flag thats a preference dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.10294589]

>>10291429
because men with shit taste place them on pedestals so they don't have to try to be interesting at all

[Anonymous No.10294599]

>>10291623
men get praised for fucking lots of girls thats never going to change

thats why feminist are upset
cause they can't fuck alot and get away with it

[Anonymous No.10294605]

>>10293322
bet shes butt ugly.

post pic faggot

[Anonymous No.10294703]

>>10284327
>she uses social media at all

no thanks.

[Anonymous No.10294841]

>>10291647
She keeps knives in her socks?
She has posters of topless rappers in her room?
She was abused by her father?

[Anonymous No.10295828]

>she isn't white
>she dated or likes niggers
>she has tattoos & piercings
>she listens to nigger music
>she doesn't read
>she has a dog

[Anonymous No.10295830]

>>10288858
every single girl has one, or a watch, or both.

[Anonymous No.10295871]

fierce advocacy of animal rights that only exists on social media since watching blackfish on netflix

[Anonymous No.10295908]

>her phone makes clicking noises when she types

[Anonymous No.10296337]

>>10284327
>tfw 74 friends

[Anonymous No.10296503]

>>10284310
>>10284281
>>10284327
>>10287289
>>10290160
>>10295828
>>10295908
This

[Anonymous No.10296549]

>>10284327
What about 193 friends?

>>10286418
Fedora-chan?

>>10287139
Flawless hands, yes, but fingernails are so easy to fix, having shit fingernails is just lazy.

[Anonymous No.10296604]

>calls herself an artist but only paints
>only reads YA
>listens to any "[verb] the [noun]" bands
>is only vanilla attractive, nothing facially interesting
>wiccan
>any religion other than maybe buddhism or judiasm, really
>"spiritual"
>lists Netflix as an interest
>listens to albums on shuffle
>draws flowers
>straight black hair
>huge lips
>wears sandals
>her facebook has bikini pics on it
>has only ever had complete-meltdown-tier breakups
>"pan"
>"they/them"

[Anonymous No.10296682]

>>10288917

>reading all of them

[Anonymous No.10298256]

>>10284327
tfw where i'm from, if you don't have more than 500 it's a red flag that you have no friends... :/