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What instrument is the most effay and why is it bass

>> No.10266526

>>10266511
10/10 would jizz on.

Also the most effay instrument is the MPC

>> No.10266535
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10266535

>>10266511
Saxophone

>> No.10266538

>>10266511
>bass
fuck off electric instruments are shit

>> No.10266541

>>10266538
Yfw he means the one in Orchestra

>> No.10266544

Bass has all the advantages and aesthetic of a guitar and you're not a pretentious basic wank if you play it

>> No.10266549

>>10266541
theres no such thing as a "bass" in an orchestra

>> No.10266561
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10266561

>>10266549
Um the upright bass

>> No.10266572

Saxophone. Always wanted to learn it to swoon the ladies.

>> No.10266573

>>10266561
thats called a double bass you fucktard
it has the same playing range as an electric bass guitar - contrabass (which is why its called a DOUBLE bass). the "bass" playing range is done by the cello in an ensemble.

>> No.10266585

>>10266573
But you still see them in an orchestra

>> No.10266594

>>10266585
yes you see DOUBLE basses in an orchestra. a "bass", as op said, is a bass guitar, the shitty abomination of an instrument that emo teenagers strum a few chords on an think they're hot shit

>> No.10266606
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10266606

>>10266511
Definitely a straight soprano. Better sound and better looks than your typical curved alto. I always get people asking me about mine since most people have never seen one in their life.

>> No.10266613

>>10266594
What do you think is the most effay then

>> No.10266628
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10266628

>>10266613
easily

>> No.10266636

>>10266628
Do you wear fedoras by any chance?

>> No.10266642

>>10266636
no but i do play piano professionally

>> No.10266650

>>10266636
Since when did the piano become fedora-tier?

>> No.10266654

>>10266642
Same tbh. What pieces are you working on at the moment?

>> No.10266667

>>10266654
nothing coming professionally for now so im working on sonata pathetique since ive always wanted to learn it

>> No.10266676

>>10266667
Nice nice. I'm chewing through rach's second concerto for a competition in the fall.

>> No.10266699

>>10266676
damn thats a tough choice, never played it myself but i really like it. hope it goes well anon

>> No.10266719

>>10266538
Great-great grandpa pls, put down the fedodo

>> No.10266721

>>10266699
Thanks anon. Winner gets like 500 cash and gets to play with the local symphony

>> No.10266726

>>10266721
Have you ever tried writing rather than parroting?

>> No.10266733

>>10266726
I do a little bit. I write mostly for bass though and my band. Writing good piano literature just escapes me somehow.

>> No.10266751

electric guitar

it's a common fact that guitar players are always the stand-out person and the most eccentric

>> No.10266761

>>10266733
Just get a daw and do it all.

>> No.10266794
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10266794

>>10266511
The obvious answer is banjo you plebs

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10266950

>>10266761
>daw

>> No.10267235

>>10266950
Are yiu retarded? A
That's kind of how you can be a one mand band

>> No.10267310
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10267310

>>10266573
>>10266594
>>10266628
>>10266642

oh my FUCKING god this poster is so god damn bad it's funny.

>>10266573
first off it's fucking HILARIOUS you get mad at this dude for not knowing that the bass in an orchestra is called a double bass and getting thaaaat fucking angry and trying to lecture someone on a fashion board about the layout of an orchestra

>>10266594
in this one you just assume that for some reason electric basses are only for "emo" (2015 and using the word emo)

>>10266628
this one speaks for itself

>>10266642
this one really gets me. gets me good. the fact you have to let everybody know you play professionally. it's too good. it's so bad its great.

>> No.10267611

Bass is #1

Doesn't have the arrogance stigma that is around guitarists or vocalists, doesn't have the stupidity stigma that drummers have.

You are the chill guy in the band. You lose points if you are in a pop punk band or any genre where you don't get to actually play decent basslines.

>> No.10267625

>>10266511
The theremin.

>> No.10267631

>>10266511
The /fa/est instrument is the mic you fucks
https://encrypted.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=scott%20weiland&tbs=imgo:1

>> No.10267639

>>10266573
If you've ever actually been in any orchestra ever, you'd know that it's fine to call the double bass the "bass". Holy shit, are you autistic as fuck.

>> No.10267651

>>10267625
Fuckin this

>> No.10267779

Banjo
Love me my banjo

>> No.10267916

>>10266511
Obviously the horn. Classically trained horn musicians are some of the best in the world. And the sound of a horn is so complex and dark that it's the only instrument a computer can't replicate.

>> No.10267920

/cringe thread

>> No.10267927

>>10266733
Can you improvise well on any instrument? If you can improvise writing is too easy.

>> No.10267934

>>10267611
If you can play guitar well you can play bass well. Can't say the same the other way around.

>> No.10268126

>>10267934
I'd like to see you try and fret a bass

>> No.10268142

>>10266642
seth?