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What is the most effay crime?

>> No.10184756 [DELETED] 

>>10184752
I'll tell your fortune!

Post ends in 1 through 4 = Yes
Post ends in 5 through 9 = No
If your post ends in zero you WILL find a GF by the end of 2015.

>> No.10184758

Sucking dick

>> No.10184762

>>10184756
Will this stop being posted soon

>> No.10184765

>>10184756
will my doctor give me the adderall prescription i've always wanted

>> No.10184767

>>10184752
Def not being a snitch like this cunt

>> No.10184769

hacking into united states weeble wobble main frame while on a combination of drugs

>> No.10184774

>>10184752
bank robbery

>> No.10184778

>>10184752
Drug distribution obviously, do u even Miami vice or heroinchic?

>> No.10184788

>>10184778
too degenerate like

>> No.10184884

Black Marketeer
Drug Lord
Bank Robber
Mercenary/Soldier of Fortune

>> No.10184916

espionage

>> No.10184931

>>10184752
Either pulling off a sick heist or being a rebeliious warlord.

>> No.10184970
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10184970

Arms dealing like Lord of War

that Jared Leto guy was pretty effay

>> No.10184981

>>10184756
fuck off

>> No.10184988
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10184988

>>10184752
Pic Related

>> No.10184992

>>10184756
are you a piece of shit

>> No.10184993

>>10184752
petty larceny
shoplifting from american apparel

>> No.10185007

>>10184884
>Black Marketeer

hurp durpa tor .onion/tor/bitcoin durpa doo

>Drug Lord

usually just addicts pshing

>bank robber

suicide by cop

>mercenary

lol mall ninjas who can't get a job at mcdonalds due to PTSD

>> No.10185008
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10185008

Gee, I dunno.

>> No.10185018

Hitman

>> No.10185027

animal husbandry

>> No.10185039

>>10184756
Will I get a qtgf this year?

>> No.10185068
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10185068

GOD TIER
>Romantic world recognized crimes
-Assassinating extremely important political figures
-stealing famous art/artifacts
-stealing from famous rich people or from governments
-'robin hood' crimes

TOP TIER
>World scale dangerous political crimes that don't harm innocent people.
-coups that don't hurt civilians
-selling government information
-world stage con's (pretending to sell/have nuclear arms etc)
-assassinating high ranking officials

HIGH TIER
>romantic crimes that don't harm innocent people
-robbing a bank with no casualties
-stealing art
-forgery
-con artist to the rich

MEDIUM TIER
>fighters for a cause that seek to minimize innocent suffering
-spying
-political coups for ideological reasons
-resistance fighters
-assassinations of leadership figures
-guerrilla tactics against military organizations
-sabotage
-none civilian exploiting wartime profiteering
-vigilantism

LOW TIER
>Greed
-stealing from innocents
-embezzlement
-money laundering
-con artists to civilians
-selling none addictive drugs to people who just want to have a good time
-looting
-dui

SHIT TIER
>predatory tier
-violence for money
-selling addictive drugs to people who have problems
-stealing from the old, helpless and weak who own little.
-beating women
-road rage
-drug and alcohol related crimes
-home invasion
-murder for reasons of money
-wartime profiteering of civilians
-terrorism

BELOW HUMAN SHIT TIER
>undeserving of life tier
-hurting children
-torture
-sex trafficking
-murder for enjoyment
-homeless abuse
-elderly abuse
-human rights violating war crimes
-serial killing (these individuals attract a certain type of female attention but this does not change their position)
-illegal pornographers

>> No.10185081

>>10184752
cattle rustling

>> No.10185089

>>10185068
this
unless you're edgy scum

>> No.10185104

>>10185068
this
if you're a conservative dipshit

>> No.10185174

>>10184756
Just want to say your doing gods work

>> No.10185183

Something romantic.

>> No.10185186

>>10185183
full moon rape?

>> No.10185454

>>10184756

Am I attractive

>> No.10185577

>>10184756
will i ever be happy

>> No.10185582

>>10184756
no really will i be happy
dont be 5-9 again

>> No.10185652

>>10184756
am i gay

>> No.10185720

Bank Robbery. Or robbery in general.

>> No.10185728

Drug trafficking is pretty cool tbh.
I only deal with high profile, so only people who like parties and have a good life.

>> No.10185741
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10185741

rollin for 5-9.

>> No.10185743

>>10185741
DROP THE ZERO AND GET WITH THE HERO

>> No.10185761

>>10185743
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

>> No.10185767

Casino

>> No.10186873

>>10184756
Will I ever be effay?

>> No.10186877

>>10186873
follow up

Am I already effay?

>> No.10186985

>>10185018
This.

>> No.10186992

>>10184752
non-rape pedophilia

>> No.10187071
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10187071

no discuss

>> No.10187078

>>10184765

honestly i need this too.

>> No.10187093

Drug/ Mafia crime Lord

>> No.10187105

>>10184756
Did the holocaust happen?

>> No.10187148

Rape. End of discussion

>> No.10188204

>>10185479
Insider trading

>> No.10188214

>>10184993
8/10 would mildly smile in bemusement again.

>> No.10188364

Jewel heist

>> No.10188373

>>10184752
>>10188364
fucking this

>> No.10188385
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10188385

>>10184752
Incest with your twin sister. What's more effay than fucking the female version of yourself?

>> No.10188406

>>10188385
I wish my twin sister came with fake titties too

>> No.10188407

>>10184916
This. Who wouldn't want to be James Bond?

>> No.10188413

>>10188406
>Implying that's my sister
I simply used that picture to draw people's attention.

>> No.10188424

>>10188413
i can't tell if this is a meme post or if you are fucking retarded tbh
smh

>> No.10188454

>>10188424
>using the word meme ironically and accusing others of meme posting when your post is the meme

Check out this dumb fuck...

>> No.10188473

>>10188454
>>using the word meme ironically
that's exactly what you are doing though

>> No.10188486

Embezzlement
Money Laundering
Conspiracy to commit Treason
Grand Theft

>> No.10188494

>>10188473
He's clearly using it unironically.

>> No.10188520

>>10188385
You're as fucking disgusting as the throbbing boner you just gave me

>> No.10188593

>>10184774
So much this, I'm going to hold up the National Reserve dressed in a three piece suit and channel my inner DeNiro one day before I die.

and any Crimes of Passion

>> No.10188621

>>10184756
>tfw no gf even after I roll on tibeatian child selling forum

>> No.10188648

>>10185068
so with the UK's new pornography laws I am human scum for wanting to see bukakke?

>> No.10188689

>>10184752
hate crime

>> No.10188693

Insurance fraud

>> No.10188707

>>10188648
The laws in your 2nd world country don't count anon, although bukkaki is kinda cuck tier. but that's an entirely different issue.

>> No.10188709

>>10188693
https://youtu.be/BcGAKqANOzE

/fa/ as fuck

>> No.10188714

>>10184756
Will I become not depressed and find happiness in some way?

>> No.10188729

High end jewelry heists.
The Pink Panthers are by far the most fashionable criminal gang/syndicate.

>> No.10188946

>>10184756
Will I get a raise?

>> No.10189339

>>10184752
Crime of passion

>> No.10189383

>>10184752
Crime is uneffay. Unless you are fighting against oppression.

>inb4 autismo neckbeards get triggered because they think I'm talking about sjw shit

>> No.10189927

>>10189383
Go back to Tumblr faggot

>> No.10190028

>>10185068

10/10 list tbh nice job

>> No.10190063

>>10184752
well, if gassing kikes is a "crime"

>> No.10190138

>>10184756
its my GF and I want it NOW

>> No.10190185

>>10188707
buzzwords

>> No.10190195

>>10188707
The UK was never part of the communist bloc.

>> No.10190207

man I thought this thread was about what is the biggest effay crime, as in what's the worst crime you can commit to fashion. Like faux pas or some shit.

>> No.10191632

Letting Rick molest you and taking the blame for it because he is too busy blessing the word go go to jail

>> No.10192777

>>10184756 (Dead)
Do people find me attractive

>> No.10192908

Graffiti can be pretty effay

>> No.10193713

>>10188385
a non-identical twin is no more similar to you than any other sibling

>> No.10194839

>>10184993
>shoplifting from american apparel
I see ur literary reference and raise you five hamsters

>>10185068
If anyone's interested I believe the proper MLA citation of this post is:
unknown. [anonymous]. (2015, July 31). GOD TIER. Retrieved from >>10185068
For all you Liberal Arts fags

>> No.10194886

>>10186992
>citing a crime paired with an descriptor ("non-rape") that my definition cannot describe the cited crime
>symbolizing the contrived and ultimately futile pursuit of perfection wherein /fa/'s seeks the permanent objective individual perfection of a fluid subjective social imperfect art
>to strive to be effay means to eat your own tail, and to suffer for it, as the rationalization of an art is like the defiling of a child (pure, new, unlimited, unceasing, irrational) by an adult (set in stone, objective, logical), and to come back begging for more

this is art

>> No.10194904

>>10192908
yes, yes. a little 2009 but totally
(we need to revive effay street art btw)

>>10189383
>inb4 autismo neckbeards get triggered because they think I'm talking about sjw shit
>>10189927
>Go back to Tumblr faggot
u totes called it

>> No.10196578
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10196578

Hired gun.

>> No.10196766
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10196766

Genocide.

>> No.10196780

>>10184758
that's like a prerequisite to be /fa/

>> No.10196805
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10196805

Boosting

>> No.10196851
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10196851

Political crimes, so long as it's for ideological reasons rather than greed.

>> No.10197083

>>10184993
ur a basic bitch with shit taste in literature :^)

>> No.10198481

>>10184752
any heist worth more then 100 million without getting cought

>> No.10198491
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10198491

So Vincent Cassel was much more effay then manlet Clooney in the Ocean movies right?

>> No.10198493

>>10184752
shoplifting

>> No.10198634
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10198634

>>10185068
>robbing a bank won't harm innocent people

>> No.10198707

>>10184752
citation for violation of smoking ban/25 feet from public entrance etc etc
minor possession of Cocaine/heroin or drug paraphernalia
intent to sell (caught slipping coping for a party)
indecent exposure/lewd conduct (not wearing underwear because skinny jeans, then sudden no reason boner in a crowded street, youd get labeled a sex offender if your within 3 miles of a school)
hate crime (some nigger steps on your yeezys you spent a months rent on ebay getting)
Racketeering, RICO act violations (crime rings of, credit card fraud, containers of high fashion clothing going missing in customs, art theft/forgery, money laundering through an import textile/fabric warehouse, or counterfeit handbags/watches)
Alien and Sedition act/espionage, suspected spy or diplomat kicked out of a country (diplomats are practically spies, or actually a spy anyways)

>> No.10198718

jewel thief/recreating famous paintings and selling them

>> No.10198741

>>10184988
robert de niro in that movie was prison core
all his dress shirts looked like fucking dickies because of how ridiculously starched his collars were

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10198757

>>10184988
>>10198741
some examples

>> No.10198769
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10198769

>>10198757

>> No.10198776
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10198776

>>10198769
My neck fucking itches from just looking at this, who the hell wants to dress like this?

>> No.10198792

>>10192908
you get paint everywhere, whats the point ruining expensive clothes?, plus the only recommended wardrobe for this is something unassuming like dadcore, unless you like a criminal record

>> No.10199373

>>10198634
Bank money insured by law. People don't lose anything.

>> No.10199379

Art theft for a good cause like Thomas Crown Affair.

>> No.10199391

Defo 90's hacking that coulda led to WWIII.

>> No.10199856

>>10185068
What about Vandalism? Street art and shit?

Middle man in drugs, like between the source and the dealer and shit?

>> No.10199877

>>10198792
Well, I suppose the act itself is the effay part, not what you're wearing. I aint robbing no bank in raf

>> No.10199878

>>10185068
>TOP TIER
>-world stage con's (pretending to sell/have nuclear arms etc)

yeah, no, that screams edgy 16 year old "hacker" child

>> No.10200061

prostitoot because you see best outfitting birthday suits