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is lubricating your ice cold solid nut sack with pure raw coconut oil /fa/ and should i make it so theres so much grease applied to my junk that the wet mark is visible on the outside of my pants? i know it would smell good so the ladies love that, plus i keeps it nice and smooth down there, and we all know keeping a wet mark on the crotch of your pants is the hottest most fashionable late breaking trend right now.

so what do you think /fa/ genital coconut oil, cop or naw?

>> No.10178995

next time we fuck i dont want to fuck i want to make love

>> No.10178996

I like using it for my hair sometimes as a deep conditioner.

>> No.10179013

>>10178996
yeh i mean thats nice and all in a cute way to put it in your afro or dreads if you dont have huge freezing cold icy gigantic king kong nigger dick to maintain and keep fresh and juicy... but that aint what we talkin bout lil niggy.

>> No.10179023

im thinkin i should just wear a pair of tight boxer briefs that i could just slap the entire jar of solid cold coconut wax in right on my 13 inch 20 girth 3 pound ding dong biscuit FROZEN COLD SOLID FROST ICICLE MONSTER COCK and then as a go out for the day and live my life it would gradually melt into more of a sweet sappy greasy consistency kinda like butter.

>> No.10179029

>>10179023
and as a bonus when im out in public chillin like a villain doin my thug dizzle i can fondle my junk and get some of the grease on my huge nigger hands so that way when i slap cute little white bitches on they ass i can keep track of which ones are mine by the way a coconut slime hand print is stuck to their booties. good idea eh?

>> No.10179043

yall think using the entire jar at first is a little ridiculous? should i just try half the jar at first? come on i know you guys think this is fashionable. should i cop or what?

>> No.10179067

>>10178989
thread = capped

>> No.10179068

also do you guys think i should sprinkle a little hot habonero/ cayenne pepper powder on my junk with the coconut cream cause like i said my ballbag is pretty cold, its like cryogenic frozen i mean so like maybe i should spice shit up eh?

>> No.10179076

>>10178989
coconut oil is a meme

>> No.10179077

>>10179067
yeah even though the threads just getting started cause genital coconut juice is the most fashionable awesome /fa/ approved thing out there right now so were gonna have a huge serious discussion about it

>> No.10179081

>>10179077
thread = ded
sorry, buddy..

>> No.10179090

>>10179081
hey lilly white boy dont be mad just because my nuts are like frozen coconuts and im better at rocking the coconut oil genital frost swag better then you are. i know you would rock it if you could. dont be jelly

>> No.10179092

>>10179090
what if i'm being oily? not jelly.

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>>10179077
M-M-M-UH DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>10179102

>> No.10179118

>>10178996
How do you apply and when?
when I do it I feel like I end up all.greasy all day. do you wash it afterwards?

>> No.10179123

>>10179097
hes like "hmm why didnt i think to slap a jar of coconut oil on my ice cold big one. thats so fashionable, thanks for the tip homie." is what his face is saying

>> No.10179128
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10179128

How can you get cold balls? What is it that makes your balls an ice pack? What on earth!?

>> No.10179142

>>10179128
i dont know bruh your mom was wondering the same thing, i think its a think niggers evolved in order to keep the koolaid jammer pouches in their pockets crisp & cool.

>> No.10179147

>>10179142
4/10 because of sensible chuckle, but unoriginal meme deducted a few points.

>> No.10179155

>replies: 20
>posters: 7

wow great

>> No.10179162

>>10179155
me too

>> No.10179206

it is a good moisturizer, I use it for DIY deodorants and body scrubs

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10179269

Iffun y'all needsum moisturizer, why not tryum rofl?!