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My hair looks shitty and I don't think having it longer will help so fuck it. Anybody have a recommendation?

>> No.10068126

You look like a grey alien wearing a wig

>> No.10068129

>>10068119
u look like someone selected random when makin a character in skyrim lol

>> No.10068131

God wasn't nice to me.

>> No.10068137

r u wearing a mask

>> No.10068140

>>10068119
AYYYYY

>> No.10068142

if this isn't photoshopped, then you most definitely have a modelling career ahead of you

why is that? because you have an unique appearance without looking unattractive.

[hypothetical congratulations]

>> No.10068157
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>>10068142

>> No.10068165

>>10068126
I opened the thread to post the grey part kek.
Well memed.

>> No.10068167
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10068167

Just need to get my ass back to 129 lbs and I'll be good to go. In all seriousness I know my hair looks like dog shit, and I know I'l look disgusting with a buzz.

>> No.10068171

>>10068119
fuck your skin's good

>> No.10068171,1 [INTERNAL] 

Cut your hair short with a machine from the sides only, and leave the top long then brush it to the sides, ie. Right or left...

>> No.10068174

>>10068167
ur not bad looking at all (especially because of good skin)

the first picture is one helluva bad pic OP

>> No.10068181

>>10068171
you need to train your make up-detecting eye

>> No.10068189
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10068189

This was my hair when it was shorter should I just bring this pick in and say gimme this one again?

>> No.10068194

>>10068189
You look like what would happen if Elliot Rogers and that Fillipino Superman guy fused together.

>> No.10068198

>>10068194
I've been told before I look like the guy who got made into the real life Ken Doll

>> No.10068203

>>10068198
1. take photos
2. send them to a modelling agency

I used to be in the business when I was younger

I can almost guarantee that you will get hired

>> No.10068204
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>>10068198
Jesus

>> No.10068213

>>10068204
The resemblance is uncanny isn't it.

>> No.10068220

>>10068203
Hes probably 5'9 bruvva

>> No.10068222

>>10068119
Does it grow into a giant fro when it's longer? Maybe you can get it to a pony tail if you want it long.

>> No.10068223
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>>10068213
OP a confirmed faggot and lizard person

>> No.10068224

>>10068220
I'm 6'0 actually might b e 6'1 haven't actually measured since I got out of high school.

>> No.10068258

>>10068220
exceptions are made occasionally

>> No.10068282

lmfao kill urself op ahahahahha what the fuck

silly hapa dweeb

>> No.10068283

>>10068222
It doesn't QUITE fro out but it can be pretty poofy. I just don't know if I wanna put up with the length anymore.

>> No.10068293

>>10068282
I figure I'll just wait it out and let God do it for me.

>> No.10068294

>>10068224
thats tall enough you should apply to be a model, where are you from. You can literally send the second photo you posted into the agency.

>> No.10068298

>>10068294
6'0 is not tall enough to be a model unless you're really standout. 6'2-6'3 for "standard" male modelling, which you'll be treated like shit if you aren't a top model, again.

>> No.10068300

>>10068294

LA

>> No.10068301

>>10068298
>>10068294
also OP can't model. He's weird looking in all the wrong ways. When you get a weird look to your face, it has to lean toward a certain desirable aesthetic, which OPs leans toward the E.T aesthetic

>> No.10068308

>>10068298
jackson hale = 6'0
Ryan Schira = 5'11

He's not going to be the next O'Pry but he could get in.

Remember it's subjective

>> No.10068312

>>10068308
but op looks objectively worse than both of these guys

my point remanis

>> No.10068317

>>10068312
your point was that he would have to stand out, which he does and those guys don't really have any stand out traits other than being aesthetic.

OP apply to some agencies in L.A Wilhemia etc and prove this nigga wrong for me

>> No.10068328

>>10068119
what the actual fuck mate your face is 90% plastic

>> No.10068330

>>10068317
but none of those models are even big models
you do realize they probably work a dayjob, right?

>> No.10068332

>>10068317
being a model is more than having a model profile on models.com and an instagram my friend

those guys have like 1-2k instagram followers

>> No.10068338

I just wanted haircut advice :(

>> No.10068339

>>10068338
shut up you ugly fucking alien

>> No.10068340

>>10068189
this looks so close to model-worthy but the jaw looks kinda weird; try it out either way

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>>10068298
>unless you're really stand out

which OP absolutely does. no worries at all.

>>10068301
You clearly don't know shit about modelling.

>> No.10068350

>>10068347
except op is an ugly hapa dweeb and nobody hires hapas to model kek

>> No.10068351

>>10068338
welcome to /fa/

if you want actual advice, go to /r/MaleHairAdvice

Good subreddit, better than /fa/ will ever be when it comes to hair.

>> No.10068390

>>10068119
Are you a mannequin?

>> No.10068397

ay bruh dint i see u in cheydinhal the other day?

>> No.10068398

>>10068397
i cant even type right now
got me dyin fam its 3am please

>> No.10068399

elliott rogers returns

top kek

>> No.10068403

hey op move over to r/hapas where u belong

>> No.10068437

woof elf

>> No.10068496
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>>10068350
u wot?

>> No.10068558

My potions are too strong for you traveller.

>> No.10068698

>>10068167
Omgatto pls become model and send regards too /fa when u supermodel k

>> No.10068704

>>10068558
my god

>> No.10068709

>>10068119
have u tried conditioner and getting it slicker and smoother?

>> No.10068721

>>10068129
WOW
SO ORIGINAL

>> No.10068809

>>10068558
YEEEERRLLLLLL

>> No.10068828

>>10068119
how tall are you? you wanna model?
shave your head also

>> No.10068840

>>10068828
yeah this, I could imagine that the face shape works with a buzz

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>>10068558
>My potions are too strong for you traveller.

>> No.10068850

>>10068198
yeah you look like you've had tons of plastic surgery like him

>> No.10069053

>>10068157
How to achieve proportions like this. Does he ever train legs?

>> No.10069112

who gave this wax figure a computer

>> No.10069148

>>10068142
This. Gratz I guess.

>> No.10069158

AYYYY LMAOO

>> No.10069189

>>10068119
you look like a bad sex doll

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10069204

Reminds me of this guy

>> No.10069217

>>10068119
Do you wear makeup or had plastic surgery? If not you should try and be an actor or something. You could be like a michael myers or american psycho type character easily. I'm actually very intrigued by your face. How were you treated throughout your school days?

>> No.10069646

ITT ugly manlets trynna make OP feel bad cause he has striking looks. OP, try out the modelling thing, ignore these acne ridden manlets and get a little cash for being you.

>> No.10069653

Try buzz. What's your skin routine?

>> No.10069668

>>10068258
lmao i'm 5'11 and book jobs but I can tell you nobody under 5'11 booked anything in paris this season

>> No.10069674

>>10068119
Are you the SLP guy?

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>>10068119

>> No.10069677

>>10068298
You're so wrong you massive faggot

>> No.10069694

>>10068126
ayy lmao

>> No.10069711

op pls what is your ancestry? hispanic/asian/eastern europe hybrid???

>> No.10069735

>>10068119
BY AZURA
BY AZURA
BY AZURA

>> No.10069742

>>10069668
What shows did you walk?

>> No.10069911

>>10068119
I don't have any recommendations, but I do have this Engraved Ring of Healing

>> No.10069931

>>10069668
do you need to be unique looking or 8/10+ facially to model at 5'11-6?

>> No.10069935

>>10068189

JUST

>> No.10069939

>>10068119
>>10068167
>>10068189

NIGGA LOOKS LIKE AN ELF MANNEQUIN

>> No.10069946

>>10068119
mother of god. is that your real face or are you wearing the face of one of your victims?

>> No.10069966

You look pretty weird tbh

>> No.10069980

for some reason i'm dying of laughter

>> No.10070204

>>10069946
okay, I've managed to keep it cool throughout the thread but this broke me

hahahaha

>> No.10070212

>God: What do you wanna look like?
>You: Just fuck me up

>> No.10070215

>>10069946
10/10
sorry op

>> No.10070222

>>10068119
Bosmer (or, more commonly, Wood Elves) are the elven people of Valenwood. They prefer a simple existence, living in harmony with the land and wild animals. They are known to be the best archers in all of Tamriel and are known for their ability to command wild creatures. They make great scouts or thieves, due to their natural stealth and light footing.

>> No.10070225

>>10070222
toppest kek

tbh we'll stop laughing when we see this nigga walking shows the next paris fashion week

>> No.10070229

>>10070225
fr tho. this guy could make it

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>>10070222

don't take it too harsh OP btw; you have a slightly serialkiller-esque look mixed with male model features, which is pretty effay.

>> No.10070249

>>10068119
Is your name Ryan, by any chance?

>> No.10070254

>>10068558
HA

>> No.10070296

>>10068119
your hair doesn't look as bad as you think it does

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>>10068558

>> No.10070562

OP here, thanks for the laughs (and tears). I never played any of the elder scrolls games so I had to look up half of the jokes you guys were posting but I can see the resemblance. Maybe I should go make crop circles and see if my real family comes to take me home.

>>10069217

No make up. As for plastic surgery I've considered it for a long time since I look like fucking bizarre but this is all God's work, I assure you.
>>10069217

I was personally treated fine in school but I was a real jerk to a lot of people and I've since tried to make amends with a lot of the people I wronged.

>>10069674
Don't know what that is.

>>10069711
Boring. Half generic american white guy. Half Chinese.

>>10070232

I knew to a certain extent what to expect when I posted here so I've been able to laugh a lot of it off.

>>10070249
No.

>> No.10070572

>>10068142
srs what i was thinking

>> No.10070575

>>10070562
Will you send off some snaps to an agency?
One dude /fa/ recc'd became a big(ish) model and came back for an ask thread

>> No.10070576

>>10068142
maybe not unattractive, but definitely fucking creepy

>> No.10070578

>>10068119
N'wah is you serious?

>> No.10070591

is everyones ultimate goal on /fa/ to be a model LOL

what if he wants to be a bladdy scientist

>> No.10070607

If I was op I would be emailing moot and downloading irc to tell the mods to please delete my thread.
#ROASTED

>> No.10070613

lol all he wanted was a hair recommendation

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>>10068119

>thinly veiled /fa/ vidya thread

Thanks OP. Replaying morrowind now

>> No.10070630

>>10070575
eh, maybe. I don't find myself very photogenic so IDK if I'm cut out for it.

>>10070607
But then I would be denying everybody a good laugh. If I can be the butt of a joke then as far as I'm considered something came out of this thread and I'm okay with it.

>> No.10070631

hapas are so fucken deluded O M G

>> No.10070703

>>10068119
what the fuck, i thought the pic was showing a mannequin

>> No.10070713

>>10070630
Send the photos nigger

>> No.10070730

You better contact a modelling agency right now faggot

>> No.10070738

>>10068119
Give me your skin and let me call a modelling agency for you bc if you don't do it you're a fuckin wasteman

>> No.10072020

>>10068142
Was thinking this as well. You look weird as fuck, but in a good/interesting way. Could easily see you on the runway if you're in the right kind of physical shape.

>> No.10072176

>>10068119
you have perfect facial aesthetics wtf

>> No.10072412

>>10068119
bitch, your face is hovering
nice photoshop skills
how to copy n paste mannequin face

>> No.10072422

>>10068119
guys he isn't ugly but lets be real he just has slanted brown eyes not really model material tbh

>> No.10072433

>>10072422
>hurr durr brown eyes meme
as if eye color was an automatic redeeming factor, only a pleb would think like this.


he has a mannequin elf face (see >>10068189), he's 100% model material even though he's a bit short (only 6'; 6'2" would be better but it's not impairing).


we told the tyler mcfarson guy to model 1-2 years ago and it worked well, this guy would do pretty good too.

>> No.10072439

>>10072433
http://models.fordmodels.com/models/374/talents/45945#_=_

here's what I mean, this guy posted his face 1-2 years ago on /fa/ asking if he could model.

>> No.10072449

>>10072433
>>hurr durr brown eyes meme
you're the only one pointing it out as a meme - im just saying that you can only see a big black circle it's not exactly very characterful lmao

and comparing this guy to tyler? what a baseless assumption and false equivalence to assume that because tyler "model incarnate" mcfearson can model any schmuck off /fa/ can too

the ratio of people told to model on /fa/ and the people that do is probably 2000:1

this guy isn't ugly but he isn't interesting in any area besides the shape of his eyes

>> No.10072467

>>10072422
http://scoopmodels.com/models/men/victor-h/
what makes this ugly fuck a model that walks for burberry etc?

He more than likely wont become a top model but he could probably get into the industry.

>> No.10072478

>>10068721
but he is a literal skyrim woodelf

>> No.10072485

>>10072467
diversity quotas
bodily proportions
not being ugly (did you even look at all his pics?)

>> No.10072492

Here to give actual haircut advice. I'd go back to the shorter haircut you posted, and go for an undercut (shorter on top than the 2nd photo so you can style it more), or alternatively go for a man bun or ponytail (if you want). I'd definitely talk to a modelling agency though, if you've grown an inch or two since HS you'd have a great chance at getting a job or w/e

>> No.10072519

>>10072492
fuck off with your shitposting

OP are you a model yet?

>> No.10072546

>>10072449
>because tyler "model incarnate" mcfearson...
yeah guess what, back in that thread people were also split 50/50 on tyler's ability to model; just as in this thread (if anything, there were also harsh comments on his more unique features). The ratio of people told to model on /fa/ isn't that outrageous either, if anything we're more critical (and racist) than regular fashion communities.

>> No.10072549

>>10068167
You can't tie it back?

>> No.10072552

>>10068189
R u model?

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