Why do white people want to be Asian?

[Anonymous No.10052836]

Master Race Nippon checking in.
Why do you white/black fags wish so hard you were Asian? You worship our jawns, women, and masturbate to our anime. Shameless big-nose tards, my ancestors nose-dived into your battle ships and raped your grannies. Please commit seppuku in shame merifags.

[Anonymous No.10052846]

>>10052836
>Why do you white/black fags wish so hard you were Asian?
>asking this on the world's most notorious weeb site

[Anonymous No.10052859]

>>10052846
appropriate

[Anonymous No.10052869]

my ancestors bombed the shit out of yours

twice

[Anonymous No.10052871]

>>10052836
>japan
How have you guys been doing since we took your entire country's masculinity and melted it down to beaded glass?

I hear you're making weird porn and consumer electronics while dealing with severe demographic issues and low birth rates.

[Anonymous No.10052887]

>>10052871
>you will never live in the world's most superficial police state
>you will never suck corporate dick while thinking you live in the greatest country in the world
>you will never witness the race war firsthand
>you will never indulge in American media, watching TV just for commercials

[Anonymous No.10052912]

>>10052887
>you will never live in the world's most superficial police state
Come on, this isn't /pol/. The US isn't a police state. We're far too inefficient for that. We're a denigrated plutocracy which is, by the way, exactly what japan also is.
>you will never suck corporate dick while thinking you live in the greatest country in the world
You don't have to watch television, you know? I use adblock and live within my own means. There are mindless consumers all over the world and Japan, South Korea or Yurop are no less vapid than the US
>you will never witness the race war firsthand
You just love those Korean immigrants, right? Japan, and europe are far more racist than most of america. The reason america seems so racist is that they simply have actual diversity and have had it for years.
>you will never indulge in American media, watching TV just for commercials
No one under 27 does this.

[Anonymous No.10052969]

>tfw when I smoke too much weed and watch a kung fu movie I occasionally have my mind blown by how weird looking asians are
>why are their faces so flat
>why do they have slits for eyes
>why are they tiny
>why is their bone structure so fucking dumb
>why do they have no nose bridge
>tfw couldn't tell the difference between characters for the first 45 minutes of croutching tiger because everyone was dressed the same