Unfay General

[Anonymous No.10030520]

General unfay thread. Post unfay aspects about yourself, whether it be gross habits or your looks or how you wear the same pair of underwear for multiple days at a time (like me).

[Anonymous No.10030528]

never had a gf or kissed a girl (or boy)

[Anonymous No.10030532]

Uh...sometimes I forget to clean my ears?

[Anonymous No.10030536]

>>10030528
I'm 25 and still a virgin. But I think that might actually be fay? I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.10030541]

been lurking here for like thirty minutes, when i leave the house i grab the first thing i see in my closet, which is either gym shorts, khaki shorts or pants, nike running shoes or boots (w/ pants), sometimes flip flops lol, and a generic comfy tee shirt that may or may not have some kind of bullshit fraternity or sorority logo from college. a michael kors watch with a relatively large face. also 90% of the things i've seen here i've thought looked fucking stupid. i'm 24 and i bet i'm the oldest person here. everyone laugh at me and i'll be on my way

[Anonymous No.10030553]

>I touch my face all the time when I'm nervous
>haven't washed jeans since I've bought them (at least 6 months ago)
>shower once a week, 2 times if I remember
>bad posture
>wear a hat all the time
>bad breath all the time
>moobs because genes
>big nose
>eye bags
>wide hips because genes
>I like the smell of my own farts

[Anonymous No.10030561]

>>10030553
common misconception that you wash jeans. even the creator of levi's says this. if they get smelly just throw them in the freezer overnight. i'm dead serious, it will kill all the germs. jeans weren't meant to be washed all the time. that's one of the reasons they were made. i only wash my jeans when they get actual dirt or stains on them

[Anonymous No.10030563]

I like colors.

And I can't afford to buy fashionable things or full outfits, so I pretty much wear the few things I own in different combinations every day.

[Anonymous No.10030576]

i buy expensive clothes to hide my insecurities

[Anonymous No.10030583]

Has a girl ever complimented one of your fits? I ask this because ever since I bought my SLP harness boots grills have been eyeing me and stuff, it first started with one grill asking me if she could touch them, but a few days ago this grill smiled at me, said hi and said she liked my boots, doing some research I've found out that Harry Styles wears them too so I assume the attention I'm getting it's because of that, so I'm don't wear them as much as I use to now because of that.

[Anonymous No.10030585]

>>10030563
Fucking same on both things you said. Right now I only have a handful of staple clothing in my wardrobe, and I only have brown chukkas as my 'main' pair of shoes (I don't really count my old Converse or blue canvas shoes), so I just mix and match what I can and hope it looks alright. It's hard for me to choose certain clothing because I don't have a grip on one single style for myself. For instance, I can't see myself wearing most of the shoes posted here. The only ones that I gravitate to are boots like Clarks desert boots, which are pretty hated here. I come for inspo, but it's tough to apply most of it to myself.

[Anonymous No.10030599]

i have such weird proportions

i'm 5'11 but i have a 30 inch leg but also a big butt and thick legs, but i only weigh 57 kg(126lbs)???

also my back arches really weird when it comes to my rly long neck and it looks like my head is lumbering way ahead of my body.

I'm trying to fix these by forcing my body upright while i walk and also running, squats, push ups and crunches/sit ups

[Anonymous No.10030607]

>>10030583


oh my god dude nobody caresssssssss

[Anonymous No.10030634]

I used to have a goatee.
I don't shower daily.
I don't change underwear/socks daily (change when I shower).
I don't think suits look good.

[Anonymous No.10030636]

>>10030634
and my hands look like zombie hands (ocd)

[Anonymous No.10030640]

I never wash my hands after going to the toilrt.

[Anonymous No.10030651]

>>10030541
>i'm 24 and i bet i'm the oldest person here.
far from it

[Anonymous No.10030677]

>90% of my panties have blood stains
>only bathe once a week
>I find it unimaginably satisfying to pick my pimples and scabs
>I actually cleared my teenage acne by not washing or moisturising my face. Still to this day only woo it with water in the morning.
>haven't brushed my teeth in three days

[Anonymous No.10030684]

>>10030634
Those are all things you can change yourself

[Anonymous No.10030691]

>>10030520
Has a girl ever complimented one of your fits? I ask this because ever since I bought my SLP harness boots grills have been eyeing me and stuff, it first started with one grill asking me if she could touch them, but a few days ago this grill smiled at me, said hi and said she liked my boots, doing some research I've found out that Harry Styles wears them too so I assume the attention I'm getting it's because of that, so I'm don't wear them as much as I use to now because of that.

[Anonymous No.10030697]

>>10030677
fuck, you should really brush your teeth, I mean bad breath is a real turn off
(btw can I smell your panties)

>>10030553
>moobs because genes
you're like those people who like to blame genetics that they're fat

>>10030691
fuck man stop this copy pasta, this new meme isn't even funny

[Anonymous No.10030706]

>>10030697
I just need some advice

[Anonymous No.10030725]

>plexus excavatum
>blueish/purple scars on the back for no reason
>auschwitz mode
>nose a bit too long
>shitty smile and some teeth are not in the right way
>can't grow more than a messy fest of pube on my face
>spend more money on weebshit than clothes
>don't have /fa/ chad friends and only hang out with a bunch of autistic persons

[Anonymous No.10030731]

>>10030697
i'm 127lbs 5'11 and have moobs and nipples that poke out through my shirts

[Anonymous No.10030746]

>Used to have exceptionally cute smile

>Now have exceptionally troll smile

fml

[Anonymous No.10030755]

>>10030553
You're fucking disgusting
No offence :^)

[Anonymous No.10030762]

why don't you guys shower ? legit curious

[Anonymous No.10030771]

I hate myself and I'm embarrassed to be alive

[Anonymous No.10030775]

>>10030536
nice try. no.

[Anonymous No.10030795]

>>10030771
know the feel m8

[Anonymous No.10030798]

I literally never brush my teeth.

Growing up, I always neglected it. I only brushed my teeth when I was over at my grandparents' house, because then they'd hassle me about it. From the ages 5 - 15 I didn't brush my teeth more than ten times yearly.

I've also never had any imperfections in my teeth. They're paper white (I whiten them occasionally) and I've never had a cavity.

My teeth don't decay as fast as normal. It's genetic.

[Anonymous No.10030820]

>short legs
> tooth gap-shitty smile
>broad nose
>blue veins on either side of my mouth
>stretch marks on tits and thighs
>blue veins on thighs

Well this is saddening

[Women's shoe inspo (s/s) No.10030832]

not skinny not fat, just mediocre

[Women's shoe inspo (s/s) No.10030844]

>>10030820 i know girl, i have stretch marks too, also in my hips, but almost everyone has them
don't be so hard on yourself (unless you are fat, then you should loose weight and see if you get rid of them)

[Anonymous No.10030850]

>>10030771
Dude crushing shame and depression is effay as fuck I don't know what you're on about.

[Anonymous No.10030855]

>>10030725
Those are streach marks on your back, I have them too.

[Anonymous No.10030859]

>>10030520
I dildo myself to get prostate orgasm. My girlfriend doesn't know :x

[Anonymous No.10030891]

>>10030820
Wait, tooth-gap is not effay now?

[Anonymous No.10030897]

>>10030762
I'm typically worn out from work and just forget to shower or get too tired / lazy to get myself to do it.

[Anonymous No.10030908]

Sometimes when I wipe my butt or use a finger to scratch an itch that's near my crack, I like to smell my finger or smell the toilet paper after wiping. ;(

[Anonymous No.10030909]

>>10030850
people like you annoy me. It's what creates people who pretend to be depressed and just makes the whole depression thing a joke

[Anonymous No.10030934]

>>10030909
>was joak

[Anonymous No.10030938]

>>10030897
but surely you can shower BEFORE work ?

[Anonymous No.10030939]

I'm on my period at them moment.
I ate Doritos today and then went to the bathroom afterwards. I decided to wipe the dust from my mouth with the non-bloody part of the pad.
Not even b8 before someone says it

[Anonymous No.10030945]

>>10030909
Who the fuck pretends to be depressed? I agree that maybe it's a bit overly glamorized and romanticized, but I doubt people pretend to be ill.

[Anonymous No.10030949]

>>10030939
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.10030950]

>>10030938
I wake up at 5 and have to be in for 6. Not happening.

[Anonymous No.10030959]

I don't even know what is fay

I get my outfit inspo from Arrow's Oliver Queen

I own a fossil watch

[Anonymous No.10030964]

>>10030949
>tfw now have a new fetish of kissing a qt pi girl on their dorito dusted period juice lips

[Nigga{e} No.10030968]

>About 3 weeks ago
>started to feel embarrassed about being a hungry skeleton ~130lbs
>bulking like crazy
>oats are all over my bedroom

feels bad looking the weak nigga of the room, goal is to reach 170lbs by the next summer

[Anonymous No.10030975]

>>10030583
Kek, is this turning into some kind of meme?

[Anonymous No.10030979]

>>10030945
teenagers, a lot of teenagers do. Or they exaggerate their problems for attention. cheapening the whole idea of depression and just making anyone who is actually depressed look like an attention whore

[Anonymous No.10030981]

>>10030950
I was expecting that bullshit answer. I have to be in at 6.30 at the retirement house i work in during the summer and still manage to find 10 minutes before that to shower. If you were actually doing an excruciating job you would def need a shower. I also manage to go running and have a social life and shitpost on /fa/ when I'm done with my job, so I guess you're just inactive and self indulgent and will wake up one day realizing that you're old.

[Anonymous No.10030982]

>>10030968
but being skinny is /fa/

do you think /fit/fags actually look good? lol

[Anonymous No.10031038]

>>10030762
I don't work out or do anything that makes me sweat much. I legit don't see the need. I shower 3-4 times a week.

>>10030746
are you me.

>>10030684
>I don't think suits look good.
not that one.

[Anonymous No.10031361]

>tired of being skinnyfat
>starve self for two years
>no progress at all
>can't get below 6'1 138 lbs
>start lifting weights
>become obese
I'm literally fucking 158 now and I lay in bed for 4 hours every day contemplating suicide

[Oooo !G0DemmThXA No.10031388]

>I browse a forum where there is a cult-like mentality on what is fashionable or not.

[Anonymous No.10031394]

Okay listen up guys, most of your insecurities are nonexistent problems to the people around you.
>receding hairline above the temples
>hiding it with bangs half of my life
>barber fucks up
>short hair, no bangs, hairline completely exposed
>multiple fucking people compliment me on my hairstyle and tell me how good it looks

also
>babyface
>spotty beard growth
>keeping what little I have on the sides to define my jawline
>spotty as shit
>3 girls told me they liked my beard unrelated to each other

Get out of your little shell and your "I'm ugly" mindset!
Be confident and there'll be no such thing as ugly!
Manlets, receding hairlines, not being a skeleton, that shit doesn't matter outside of /fa/, so get out of there and stop wasting your time here.
Don't repeat my mistakes!

[Anonymous No.10031459]

>>10030859
Don't be ashamed of that.
It's your body and it's not gay if there is no other male involved.
Maybe talk about it with your gf.
There's nothing better than a prostate massage while getting head

[Anonymous No.10031637]

>5'6 and stalling at 129lbs
>big pores.i have to remind myself to put ice on my face before leaving the house everyday
>acne scars on face and back
>ugly nose
>wear the same clothes in different combinations everyday until i get money to buy good quality clothes
>i dont go to a cool uni
>Havent kissed anybody since almost 3 years
>have only 2 panties and 2 bras
>no friends so i spend my time at uni or doing hobbies that dont require other people

[Anonymous No.10031654]

>>10031459
>shoving a dildo up your anus isn't gay

[Anonymous No.10031711]

>>10030731

Gyno. Fixed with cosmetic surgery. Around 8k. Look up male gyno on YouTube. If you live in w decent nation say it causes you depression and suicide and health insurance might cover it.

[Anonymous No.10031768]

>>10031361
You're just fucking autistic, 158 pounds is NOWHERE near obese for someone 6'1
>pls stop trolling
>or believing everything /fa/ says

[Anonymous No.10031785]

>>10031637
Since you don't have friends why don't you use that time to lose weight? Then research BHA and AHA for your acne scars, and buy some more underwear jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.10032113]

bumb

[Anonymous No.10032238]

>>10031654
>Lesbians are straight if they use dildos
you're missing out on butt stuff

[Anonymous No.10032460]

>>10030536
>I think that might actually be fay
Hahaha, I wish

[Anonymous No.10032465]

>>10030561
Yeah, man. Freezing kills all germs. That's why things that have been frozen never go bad.

[Anonymous No.10032470]

>>10030541
>I hate most of what's posted here
That's fine, man
It's the 10% that you do like that you'll use to develop your style

[Anonymous No.10032479]

>>10030798
>paper white
Jelly

[Anonymous No.10032488]

I actively go to church every Sunday and run a bible studies class every Monday and Friday.

I eat a balanced diet with a bmi of 23.

I play hockey and soccer.

I have a job as a personal banker.

I have completed a finance degree.

I no longer have any school debt.

[Anonymous No.10032658]

>>10030561
i notice that once you do the first tub wash, they start to smell rank within a week.
its almost like the first wash weakens them

[Anonymous No.10032702]

>5'7
>barrel chest
>bad posture
>overbite
>a few times a year my hair grows in lopsided after a haircut
that's about it i guess

[Anonymous No.10032708]

I'm a 27yo neet

[Anonymous No.10032720]

>>10032488
grats i hope to have a similarly successful life

[Anonymous No.10032723]

>>10032488
>bmi of 23
pretty much overweight

[Anonymous No.10032727]

>>10030520
I've never had a girlfriend, have had a few boyfriends though involuntarily, I'm not gay.
i have turtle lips and am skinnyfat. also my fits are shit.

[Anonymous No.10032729]

>Post unfay aspects about yourself

Everything.. I hate myself and everyone. I wish i could kill myself but too coward to actually do it

[Anonymous No.10032873]

>>10030576

[Anonymous No.10032906]

>>10032729

[Anonymous No.10032909]

>>10032873

[Anonymous No.10032913]

>>10032727
>involuntarily

[Anonymous No.10032919]

I'm an ectomorph and can eat pretty much whatever I want but still remain skinny.

I have thick blond and nice hair.

I have very little body hair.

I can get abs very easily by doing simple situps each day. I can also get small but well defined muscles by lifting every other day (nothing too insane).

I have a very deep voice that everyone I meet talks about.

But despite all of this, I have terrible acne. It's only on my face, back, and shoulders. But no matter what I try and do I can't get rid of it. I also cannot resist picking at my acne. It's fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.10032924]

>>10030520
I have these spots all around my body. Not large spots, per se, but more of my pores? I believe they're ingrown hair and they're mostly around my arm and thigh area, as well as where my sides and back meet. I've been scrubbing them with an abrasive with soap everyday and nothing's happening.

[Anonymous No.10032992]

>>10032913
It was online, group of dudes pretending to be one girl. technically it means i had boyfriends, r-right?

[Anonymous No.10033537]

ayyy kekmao

[Anonymous No.10033591]

>>10030599
dude thick legs and a big butt girls love. Do back exercises to thicken neck and ass mass to upper back. will striaghten nexk and back and make better proportions. do pullups and shit nigga

[Anonymous No.10033599]

>>10030677
you had acne because of the soap drying your pores and creating excess oil because of the dryness. Also the wax in the soap clogged your pores causing even more acne. The moisturizer was like rubbing oil on bacon just adding more grease and shit to clog pores. You did good. Just bye new panties holy fuck and brush your teeth god damn. White teeth = such a turn on even if you're not the ebst looking. And if you ever want tog et laid fucing buy new panties

[Anonymous No.10033600]

>>10030520
420 blaze it all day. nasty ciggies right after.

[Anonymous No.10033604]

>>10030798
what the fuck...... this has to be trolling....... don't listen to this nigger

[Anonymous No.10033607]

>>10030968
>oats are all over my bedroom
fucking lost

[Anonymous No.10033647]

>have high calf muscles so my legs look like twigs below the calf
>constantly stare in the mirror looking at them from different angles
>tfw can never change it because its genetic

[Anonymous No.10033672]

>>10033647
NO. ITS NOT. buy a fucking slackline and walk that shit back and forth until you can get 10 turns without falling off. The problem is you have no stabilizing calf muscles. They are between the upper calfs and your fibula. DO IT.

[Anonymous No.10033683]

>>10030561
You realise crotch blowoublowout is caused by the bacteria weakening the denim.

[Anonymous No.10034158]

>>10030520
i have horrible fingernails

all have a different shape and even if i dont bite them they look distressed and brittle

it drives me crazy and thats why i tend to hide my hands bc im so ashamed of this mess

[Anonymous No.10034164]

>>10034158
supplement collagen and eat oily fish. also use cuticle oil.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.10034172]

>>10030553
you sound like a fucking state. At least be a clean one for fucks sake. And lose some fucking weight jesus christ.

[CumKaiser No.10034192]

>>10030520
I have absolutely given up on women. It's not them, but me. I'm just incapable in social situations. I used to have a lot of hate for my parents and their draconian parenting style, but I've found peace with them and have no one to blame anymore. This realisation has made me question if it is me who is putting up the boundaries within my social life and I have come to the conclusion that this is correct; it is me who is harming me. I'm pretty much alone nowadays and I have turned to obsessively researching drugs to minimise danger when I inevitably turn to drug use to fill my empty days. For example, right now, I am using phenibut daily despite the insane withdrawals I know I will experience, however, having been through a benzo withdrawal, I can pretty much take any withdrawal right now. Weed and alcohol are the clutches of my pathetic life, and I wish I could turn my life around, but my self-piteous personality handicaps me immensely. At least this is to some degree /fa/? I mean, I trip on a fashion board, which is on 4chan, no less. My life is pretty much rock bottom right now. My life is a social experiment for the hypothesis of, 'when you hit rock bottom, you can only go up.'

[Anonymous No.10034201]

>>10034192

[CumKaiser No.10034204]

>>10034201
I have actually never been to /r9k/ as I regard the whole atmosphere of the board extremely detrimental to anyone who is actually truly depressed.

[Anonymous No.10034208]

>bump on nose
could be worse, but could be a lot better
>hair is a bad length due to growing it out.
the front needs another two inches before it reaches tucking behind my ear
>bad teeth/fake teeth
>depressed

[Anonymous No.10034210]

Acne, height (5'8) and big Jewish nose.
If only I got rid of it all...

[Anonymous No.10034223]

>>10034204
dude. never visit r9k. Went there for the first time today and the threads there were full of depressing people trying to connect with one another.

[Anonymous No.10034224]

>>10031637
you are literally me except i'm a guy and a bit taller

[Anonymous No.10034231]

>5'9
>125-130 lb skeleton
>some kind of fucking growth on my forehead, no money to get it removed

im actually disgusting lol

[CumKaiser No.10034310]

>>10034223
It could be so much more in terms of self help.

[Anonymous No.10034316]

>>10030725
LOL my ex has excavatum. its not even that bad youre fine bud

[Anonymous No.10034433]

>rewear bras without cleaning them, i probably havent washed mine in months or a year
> huge feet but I'm 5'5", size 11W and I've just given up trying to find good womens shoes so i usually wear mens
>most of my undies are almost 5 years old, but still wearable so i keep them
>Ferguson's angle of the spine and crooked, knobby knees
> no fat but also no muscles, even walking up stairs gets me wheezing and short of breath
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.10034468]

>tfw fat
>acne scars
>moobs
>but 10/10 personality
>assertive
>witty
>actual god tier fashion sense (not the black on black bullshit of this site)
>keep good posture, sticking my moobs out high and proud
>Have four separate distinct five to seven person groups of friends
>just don't give a fuck about how I look anymore even though I always look good

The secret I found was that it turns out that no one cares what you look like if you have other positive features (and are a man).

[Anonymous No.10034488]

>tfw fat
>acne scars
>moobs
>but 10/10 personality
>assertive
>witty
>actual god tier fashion sense (not the black on black bullshit of this site)
>keep good posture, sticking my moobs out high and proud
>Have four separate distinct five to seven person groups of friends
>just don't give a fuck about how I look anymore even though I always look good

The secret I found was that it turns out that no one cares what you look like if you have other positive features (and are a man).

[Anonymous No.10034497]

>>10032723
>pretty much overweight

BMI Categories:
Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5–24.9
Overweight = 25–29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater
you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.10034552]

>>10034488

>yfw never seen what a vagina looks like.

[Anonymous No.10034554]

>>10034488
so you're <that> guy of the group. the drifter faggot who no one wants to really kick out but stays because he's good to laugh at.

feels man feels.

[Anonymous No.10034575]

>>10032992
I have a friend who went through that

he was the girl though, and he made money at it

[Anonymous No.10034579]

I'm a model and only dress /fa/ when I'm getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to do so

[Anonymous No.10034616]

>>10034552
>>10034554
>all this projection
You guys are aware that some people aren't superficial, right? Especially if you've got a penis.

[Anonymous No.10034769]

asian
manlet
really fucked up teeth (can't afford braces)
jew nose

comitting sudoku would be nice if I'm not a coward ;;

[Anonymous No.10034775]

>>10034769
But does your parents have $$$$ tho?

[Anonymous No.10034781]

>>10034775
>cant afford braces
nvm. just kill yrself

[Anonymous No.10034794]

>scalp picking
>i wash my face with facial soap too much because it's oily. i know my solution is only making the problem worse but fuck it m8 i have no self control

[Anonymous No.10035234]

>>10032702
barrel chest = get the rest of you buff you fool

[Anonymous No.10035237]

>>10032924
you need to tweeze or squeeze ingrown hairs you abseloute tard

[Anonymous No.10035239]

I suffer from premature ejaculation and I have mild gyno.

[Anonymous No.10035260]

>>10033672
I have no where to set this up at my house, also wtf

[Anonymous No.10035298]

>>10030908
Those are traditional family values, nothing to be ashamed of m8

[Anonymous No.10035301]

I'm ugly

[Anonymous No.10035343]

I'm ugly

[Anonymous No.10035363]

im fairly retarded in social interaction. a girl has pretty much straight up told me we should be together and i didnt know how to react.
hygiene is kinda shitty because im lazy beyond belief.
im effay tho, i got that rite :')?

[Anonymous No.10035412]

>>10034769
how can an asian have a jew nose?

[Anonymous No.10035537]

>>10034231
tfw 5'9 110lb

[Anonymous No.10035560]

>>10034769
asians with not typical asian noses look attractive
( >tfw female tho)
this is just a thing of confidence actually
dont know a person who thinks their nose looks good

if your teeth are bad, try to find an insurance that pays back at least a part of braces. Depending on how bad it really is, theyll pay more.

[Anonymous No.10035592]

Shit like this makes me feel beautiful Im 5'9 long hair and musically talented I get up at 6:00am to work weekdays and come back at 7pm yet I mainain a social life, shower, and properly nourish myself. Yet I have a mental disorder and I as a human can controll myself and intentions, I only let myself fall in depression when I was a teeb fuck. I thought /fa/ was actually /fa/ what the fuck is this thread? Anyways something effay about me is my foot fetish? People hate feet and toe rings and I like that shit

[Anonymous No.10035622]

>>10030528
>>10030536
I honestly don't even know how that can be possible. Don't you guys have tinder or something?

[Anonymous No.10035629]

>>10030541
You're not supposed to like everything

[Anonymous No.10035635]

>>10030561
Freezing kill germs? lel
You shouldn't have drop high school

[Anonymous No.10035644]

>>10030583
I actually find this memey pretty funny

[Anonymous No.10035647]

>>10035635
It does some
However regular freezers aren't cold enough to kill most of them, still helps with the smell.

[Anonymous No.10035649]

5'8" 135 lbs, stick legs, giant shoulders.

[Anonymous No.10035653]

>>10035592
foot fetishes are hot

[Anonymous No.10035672]

>6'3
>very long legs and arms
>"body of 12 year old boy"
>baby face
>glasses
>small willy
>quiet and a little too introverted
>only had sex with 1 girl once, despite fairly average/above average face.
>saw her for 3 months, then she just ignored me and I can't deal with it
>I think she leads me on but I like her too much and am afraid we'll never talk if I call her out on the bullshit she's done

What should I do honestly?
I'm nearly 20 and i'm love with her. I've got a good job, i'm clever, I go out to gigs and social with my mates and people in my town, i've got money, i've got good clothes and good attitudes...

I don't know what i'm doing wrong :(

[Anonymous No.10035697]

>>10035592
>People hate feet
Yeah, I don't get that. Feet can be really pretty but it's the only body part that most actually hate/find disgusting. wtf

[Anonymous No.10035723]

>>10035672
You're not in love, you're just obsessed/very attracted. Love goes 2 ways man.
Ignore the part of yourself that wants here, do what you can to not think about it. Keep yourself busy.
I know how hard it is so good luck.

[Anonymous No.10035792]

pretty much everything about me tbh

wait. my dick is pretty effay

that's literally it

[Anonymous No.10035797]

I recently didn't wash under my foreskin for nearly a week to see how much smegma would build up. It was way way more than you would imagine.

[Anonymous No.10035805]

>>10030576
I think that's the essence of effay

[Anonymous No.10035806]

>>10030771

Get help anon if you think you need it anon. Time heals all wounds eventually. Life gets better.

[Anonymous No.10035818]

Lifting makes finding clothes hard cause it's always either too tight or too loose

All my fits are for fall and winter, have no idea how to dress spring and summer

[Anonymous No.10035836]

>>10035818

move to CA where there are no seasons

[Anonymous No.10035852]

>>10035622
no? i'm just really terrified and don't know how to kiss. i've never initiated physical contact with girls that want to fuck on dates (kino, whatever) and don't know how to flirt at all

[Anonymous No.10035921]

I'm 5'5...

[Anonymous No.10035926]

>>10035852
Most people don't naturally know how to kiss or how to initiated physical contacts. You learn by doing it and, most likely, by sometime failing.
First step is to at least try.
Plus, girls aren't monster. Even if you're not really good they will certainly just hint (at?) you or guide you.

Don't over think it dude.

[Anonymous No.10035958]

hairline like a 70 year old

considering a transplant in a few years

[Anonymous No.10035963]

>>10035723
what if she wants to see me?
Like literally she was with me 24 hours of the day for all of last summer, we did some amazing things and I opened my heart up for even if I only sex with her once.

[Anonymous No.10035986]

>>10035921
who's this scumlord?

[Anonymous No.10035989]

>only had sex once
>obsessed with sex Elliott Rodger style
>big head
>6/10 face tbh
>weird hair
>anxious wreck
>no great friends at uni bc reasons
>a little chubby rn too

Fucking need to get out of this. Come at me

[Anonymous No.10036011]

I stalk women

[Anonymous No.10036015]

>>10036011
jacking off to facebook doesn't make you a stalker, anon

nice dubs

[Anonymous No.10036302]

>>10030536
I'm 19, almost 20 and still a virgin...at first I didn't care but now it's really eating at me. I've had opportunities before but I didn't take them. Now I'm too afraid that I'll cum in 2 seconds due to inexperience to even try to have sex.

[Anonymous No.10036323]

>5'6"
>Wide hips
>Dick is only 7x5.5
>Cougar FWB is only a 7/10, tfw nogf
>Hair chest
>Thin, fine, hair
>Built fat
>Persian

Meh

[Anonymous No.10036359]

Seems like a good place to post this question.

Do sleeveless shirts look douchey?
I'm not trying to show off my muscles, because I'm not buff or anything, but it's fucking hot and I want to wear a sleeveless. I'm also trying to not look like a tool. In general are they acceptable(by your standards) to wear in public?

[Anonymous No.10036396]

>>10035963
Why would you want to see someone who hurts you?

[Anonymous No.10036402]

>>10035963
>With her for ~2160 hours
>Only fucked her once

She's not that into you dude

[Anonymous No.10036421]

>>10030520
>close friends are from /fit/
>constantly make fun of me for being skelly
>call /fa/ gay
>they use 4chan memes in real life and say "kek"

[Anonymous No.10036422]

>tfw 6' 2'' and ultra skinny
>tfw people say I'm walking on uncooked spaghetti cause of how skinny my legs are

[Anonymous No.10036428]

>>10030968
im 105.... feels

[Anonymous No.10036502]

>tfw no friends
>no gf
>no money
>no goals
>no future

[Anonymous No.10036715]

Buckle up

[Anonymous No.10036719]

>>10036428

manlet loser

[Anonymous No.10036725]

>>10036359
Only if you aren't out of shape. Which you are. It's about as bad as when hamplanets wear "just do it" tees. I wonder if they are even sentient when I see that.

[Anonymous No.10036762]

>>10035852
Fuck, I don't want to type this shit out.

How to kiss: an intro: an overview: part 1: section A
Innitiate contact quickly, but casually. During the first few dates while walking about when you or she laughs lightly nudge into her. If she has jewelry, grab her arm and pretend to look at it and tell her you like it. When in doubt compare hand size and tell her her hands are tiny like it's a bad thing.

To go from just touching her arm or hand to kissing the only trick is to go for it. You should be on a couch or bed with her watching some middle of the road movie and talking over it. After about 30 minutes you can kiss her. I like to cut them off mid sentence and just go in. Another thing that works is the hand thing, I have big hands and calluses so I always have them feel my calluses. When they look back up at me I go in for a kiss.

Kissing itself in essence is just matching the level of lip pursing as your partner. Start soft and end pursed. Most people turn their heads to the left. After some simple kissing I like to lick behind their upper lips as the innitiation for french kissing. Then put your lips over her bottom one and inhale and bite it lightly and pull away. Then continue going soft and open to pursed while licking behind her teeth or her tongue itself.

Also, always keep your hands moving and get as much skin to skin contact as possible. I got sick of trying to unclasp bras and fucking up so I just skip that completely now. They're all different and chicks never tell you anything, they expect you to know if a bra is a front or back clasp, if it uses hooks, if it's just a pull over. I'm over it, fuck second base. She'll take it off later anyway. So just keep rubbing up and down her back and grab her ass.

If she starts laying down follow suit and after a couple minutes put a thigh between her legs and start rubbing it upwards into her pussy. When you smell wet pussy it's time to stick your hand in there.

[Anonymous No.10036779]

>>10030968
be careful on your first bulk, start eating more slowly as you learn to put gym into your daily life. you need to learn how to feed your body to recoup. way too many people just bulk like mad when they decide they want to gain weight and get fat.

[Anonymous No.10036803]

90% of my tops are reigning champ

I have a huge ass from powerlifting for years

my hair is shit

[Anonymous No.10036827]

>>10036323
>dick is only 7x5.5
Thats big. dont let 4chan brainwash you this much

[Anonymous No.10036881]

The enamel on my bottom row of teeth is worn down to the point where the tops of them are pretty much transparent. I started taking better care of them now, but I heard you can't build enamel back up.

[Anonymous No.10036914]

>>10036323
Fellow Iranian tellin u to shape up. My hair is going strong, but I've already accepted eventual baldness.

[Anonymous No.10036990]

i compare myself to others too much
occasional acne
i jack off way too much
good uni but 2.8 gpa

so glad i started exercising regularly though or else this list would be twice as long

[Anonymous No.10036999]

I own a Honda Accord and I love it way too much

[Anonymous No.10037154]

>>10036999
Jap cars are so good

[Anonymous No.10037171]

im fat

but i went from 200lb to 180lb in about 9 weeks an im still going

[Anonymous No.10037206]

i dont drink or do drugs because im a recovering heroin addict

[Anonymous No.10037279]

>>10030968
stay skinny, its not effay to be bulky

[Anonymous No.10037296]

>>10030536
You're not alone, but then again atm idgaf. I find it odd that being a virgin is now somehow shameful in contrast to what was "normal" a few decades back.

And this is also true in a growing number of "conservative" countries. Why does being a virgin or not matter at all? Sexual experience?

[Anonymous No.10037304]

>skinnyfat
>no gf
>only 5'11"
>jew nose
>poor
>decent face minus the nose, but always have red cheeks

and to top it all off my fits are shit too

[Anonymous No.10037307]

I live in a remote part of Canada in a small city where there are no good clothing retailers and shipping costs a fortune, if it is even available. Because of this, I buy a lot of cheap items (think Old Navy and Banana Republic) and still think I am hot-shit, partly because everyone else dresses even worse on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.10037316]

i look like i have a black eye on my right eye constantly
lotta other shit too but thats it, maybe the fact that i have a scraggly beard too i guess

[Anonymous No.10037317]

>>10037307
you can still have good fits buying from cheap places even though /fa/ might not lead you to believe that

[Anonymous No.10037356]

- I'm 34 and balding
- My knees are pointy and weird
- Big calves, skinny thighs... hard to find jeans that fit well
- I have super skinny wrists and often have to make extra holes in watch straps
- I have a mole that looks like somebody glued a raisin on me
- One of my ribs is deformed and sticks out a bit
- My balls are a disaster, definitely the ugliest part of my body
- I only make an effort when I'm leaving the house or have visitors. Right now I'm home alone, and I'm wearing stained sweat pants and a hoodie that's way too large... and I haven't showered in almost 48 hours.
- My facial hair grows kind of weird and patchy
- I buy my socks and underwear at Primark

[Anonymous No.10037370]

>>10030520
my feet are gigantic. i have to wear pretty much exclusively nikes and new balances, but the pairs of each i would like to have the most (pic) only go up to size 13. i'm a size 14-15 (depending on the shoe), i also have flat, wide feet and apparently both run narrow. i will also never be able to experience the joy of wearing /fa/ designer shoes like CPs and geobaskets. i will never be as /fa/ as this pepe. feels bad man.
is there any chance of these shoemakers/designers releasing a larger size in the future? i've heard of smaller sizes, but never larger ones.

[Anonymous No.10037403]

>>10037370
well i forgot the shoes, but i feel the pepe was just as, if not more important so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.10037423]

I like to think I have nice eyebrows, but the hair on one of them near where it ends on the middle of my face is a very light blonde, and it makes them look uneven, and that in turn makes my face look uneven, and this drives me insane. I want to do something about this (maybe plucking some brows off the other one?) but I'm not sure what.
Also have very bad bacne with some scarrage, any idea how to get rid of it?

[Anonymous No.10038599]

im missing two teeth, ive got all these clothes but i feel like a fool when i find an outfit that fits me, low selfesteem, ugly arab

[Anonymous No.10039298]

>Gyno
>Can't grow decent facial hair
>Shit haircut
>Acne scars
>Brown eyes
>Wimpy awkward wrists
>Disgust for everyone
>Will bald eventually
>No matter how well I eat and workout I will never have a six pack
>Preppy fuccboi style (everyone assumes I don't know how to do anything that requires labor, even though hobbies are hiking, rock climbing, kayaking, lifting, building, swimming)

Unrelated but really hate myself that I can't get a job that relates to the medical field without being a bitch

[Anonymous No.10039306]

>>10037403
Nigga nike run narrow always

Nb and sketchers for the duck feet

[Anonymous No.10039331]

>>10036715
Duggarcore

[Anonymous No.10040347]

>>10032919
accutane is your friend

[Anonymous No.10040365]

>>10037171
good for you man

[Anonymous No.10040372]

I am wayyyy too skinny. I know being skinny is /fa/ but im a walking corpse.

I hate food so gaining weight is pretty much impossible.

[Anonymous No.10040461]

>>10030561
common misconception that you don't wash jeans. even the founder of self edge says this. if they get smelly and you throw them in the freezer overnight, you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.10040517]

>>10040372
>define skinny

[Anonymous No.10040521]

>>10037304
are you me

[Anonymous No.10040537]

>>10040372
But thats not unfay. Your insecurity about being skinny is unfay

[Anonymous No.10040699]

>>10030520
A few pimples but mostly red acne marks and scars that make me look like a delicious pizza .... So close to being really handsome now im just regular handsome .... It fucks my self esteem though that i havent put myself out there in the dating world
>tfw when im 20 so im wasting my youth

[Anonymous No.10040706]

>female

[Anonymous No.10040969]

>>10040372
you should drink protein shakes with lots of fat and calories in them, the shakes that make you gain taste a lot better than the ones that make you lose so youll be fine

[Anonymous No.10040986]

>>10030520
as many in this thread i don't brush my teeth every day

sometime ill brush with water but to lazy to put toothpaste on the brush

>just got braces off
>haven't worn my retainer in a week
>now it hurts when i put it on

[Anonymous No.10040995]

>>10037356
hi igor

[Anonymous No.10041070]

>>10040517
16.4 BMI

[Anonymous No.10041072]

>>10030520
Short
Virgin
Nail biter

I could fix the last two, I'm sure, but manlet is not so nice, either way.

[Anonymous No.10041079]

>>10036302
Jerk off before doing it, or do it kinda drunk
and get tinder, holy shit

[Anonymous No.10041105]

>>10030553
>shower once a week
How the fuck, i literally can't go 1 day without showering that i feel physically unable to function as a human being

[Anonymous No.10041116]

>>10030520
>Short
>Can't buy anything nice because poor college student
>Developed a little belly because too tired to exercise everyday
>Haven't had sex in a year
>My friends don't even like me that much

The thing that fuck me is that i don't have any confidence, i've had girls come and say to me after months that we could've fucked and i never did anything

[Anonymous No.10041165]

>>10032919
>can eat pretty much whatever I want but still remain skinny.

[Anonymous No.10041232]

>>10034488

fucking same m8, even when i live in a 3rd shithole, i had everything you have, now i dont give any fucks about that, yes i will die virgin. but i will happily.

also this image made me giggle so hard

[Anonymous No.10042079]

I still wear briefs. They're comfortable as fuck but unfashionable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10042088]

I´ve got a Jewish nose.
And somehow strange facial features.
Also greasy long hair(I won´t cut it,my inner mind is against it,or something.)

[Anonymous No.10042268]

>>10030520
>sleep all day and stay up all night
>only wash face every few days
>bad posture when sitting
>not brushing teeth or flossing at night
>super underweight, can't look good in any clothes

[Anonymous No.10042296]

>>10030968
I actually find skinny males to be more aesthetically pleasing, never cared for bulky muscles

[Anonymous No.10042300]

>>10031394
underrated post

[Anonymous No.10042312]

>teacher invites the class to bbq to celebrate our graduation
>have fun
>talk to people
>everything is nice
>we get drunk
>i get drunkest
>vomit in my teachers bathroom
>have a weird spaghetti moment where im super drunk and say too nice things about my teacher like how hes passionate and shit

its the morning after and i want to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.10042362]

>>10042312
alright teacher just made a joke in our whatsapp group i might be good

[Anonymous No.10042388]

>>10030520
>socially inept without vyvanse
>sleep all day and lazy without vyvanse
>add/"adhd-pi"
>oily big negro nose because i'm mixed destroys my otherwise flawless face
>first kiss and virginity loss all in 1 week at 17. Nothing happened since because girls assume that i'm either gay or out of their league and an asshole.
>not sure how to pursue fashion designer dream, so becoming a US ambassador to china instead
>time spent in china volunteering for the peace corps made me stop caring about clothes

[Anonymous No.10042390]

>>10031394
Some people compliment when they notice something, it doesn't always mean they think it's good.

[Anonymous No.10042392]

>>10042362
cheer up mon ami

[Anonymous No.10042428]

I just finished having a one night stand with a butterface.

[Anonymous No.10042463]

>>10034769
Sudoku like those little square number puzzles?

[Anonymous No.10042467]

i am losing weight and i have finally hit skinny

god i am so fucking beautiful

self love is the coolest thing ever

i love my genetics

[Anonymous No.10042481]

>>10036421
Your friends are the mentally inept 12 year olds that call people faggots on Xbox live.

[Anonymous No.10042484]

>>10042467
i did that last year, but thanks to looking at SLP, ghoulish runway models, and skinny girls im unsatisfied and want to lose more weight...

[Anonymous No.10042488]

>>10036302
are you me?
>birthday in 1 week ;_;

[Anonymous No.10042506]

>Bad posture
>Horrible teeth
>Skynntfat
>No physical strength
>Bad Haircut
>Acne
>Fungus on my feet
>Dark skin on places like testicles and that
>Can't sleep well
>my personality is annoying
>I i'm not good in the conversations
>MUCH empathy literally i feel bad about everybody in problems
>Without motivation
>I try to liftup but i give up at 1 week because im lazy
>Lacks in courage
>Lacks in creativity
>Lacks in self love
>I blame my self 4 all my problems (i think this is right)

[Anonymous No.10042512]

>>10042506
try nofap, helped me with motivation.

[Anonymous No.10042525]

>>10042512
Hmmmm, not faping everydays?, i will try, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.10042571]

I don't workout. When I had the chance to really work out in highschool, I didn't put much effort in. I'm skinnyfat/skeletor. I'm 5'8" and 114 lb. My hair is exceptionally thin and falling out. I'm too cowardly/insecure to wear anything interesting. I hate attention in any form. I 'm too cowardly/insecure to get my hair cut. I don't have a job and am also incompetent/too insecure/low confidence to get one. I don't sleep often. I'm really naive. I have an obsessive personality. I feel like I have a hard time really connecting to people. I hate myself pretty frequently.
>>10042506 Pretty much.

Oh, and bad posture.

[Anonymous No.10042584]

>mediocre face
>slight acne
>lacking wardrobe
>messy room
>play mtg professionally
>depressed
>insanely skinny
>high iq, low social competence

[Anonymous No.10042602]

>>10042571
Well, i didn't expected to find people with similar problems, if i can advice to you, this sometimes work for me, but maybe it will for you, but when i feel really bad about my self, i start to do things what usually i can't, like giving the 100% on normal activities, like working, studying, lifting, it's like a explosion of anger, because i'm useless, it motivates me a bit, but i can't do it for much time, after that i get depressed again.
Try finding, your best abilities and try to enforce them, after that try to fix your weaknesses.
Sorry for the grammar.

[Anonymous No.10042613]

AHHHH!!, and don't kill yourself , killing yourself is not worth, you can do many thing before you die try to do that things (the good things obviously) if you have that idea on your mind.

[Anonymous No.10042627]

I don't have feels, I am nothing more than a conduit for experiencing novelty :)

[Anonymous No.10042654]

>>10033604
You jelly of nigger teeth?

[Anonymous No.10042668]

>>10042463
Yeah man, Asians love math, it's their thing

[Anonymous No.10042678]

> manlet
> social anxiety, yet snobby

But
> good looking, /fa/
> upper middle class, the 6%
> paid two girls to touch my penis, even got to kiss one

[Anonymous No.10042707]

>>10042668
Sepukku=Sudoku
There's the joke.

[Anonymous No.10042716]

>>10042678
If you're attractive you wouldn't need to pay for someone to fondle your dongle. Self-deluded/10

[Anonymous No.10042748]

>>10032465
i think you have no clue how and why things like meat actually rot when frozen

[Anonymous No.10042749]

>>10034433
My underwear die after 5 months. How do yours last 5 years?

[Anonymous No.10042750]

I just wear t shirts and jeans/chinos pretty much every day

[Anonymous No.10042772]

I have a one ring replica and use it under my clothes everyday

[Anonymous No.10042779]

>>10042716
> this is what a fag who doesn't have to deal with social anxiety thinks

[Anonymous No.10042788]

>>10042779
>social anxiety
epic meme

[Anonymous No.10042866]

>>10042788
>this is what a fag who doesn't have to deal with social anxiety thinks

[Anonymous No.10043096]

>>10042749
i have maybe 2 dozen pairs sl theres a good rotation but a few pairs are getting kinda pitiful

[Anonymous No.10043189]

>>10037296
>Why does being a virgin or not matter at all? Sexual experience?
It means you're missing out on a very important and potentially fulfilling aspect of the human experience. Sex with somebody else is a way to both understand yourself and other people in a way that you can't do any way else.

[Anonymous No.10043437]

>>10042571
That is exactly me.

[Anonymous No.10043490]

>>10030563
Same man, it's a struggle, yet I do nothing about it.

[Anonymous No.10043506]

i get an almost sexual amount of pleasure from popping zits to the point where my mouth will water as soon as i feel that sweet release

[Anonymous No.10043509]

>>10042779
If you had social anxiety you wouldn't be able to pay girls for sexual favors, nigga you just ugly, probably the rich and greasy kind.
I'm not the hottest toast in the basket myself and I'm as awkward as a pole dancing sloth, but I never have and will never pay as much as a nickel for somepony to tickle my pickle.

[Anonymous No.10043514]

>>10036762
wow actually the best advice I've ever read on /fa/

[Anonymous No.10043599]

>>10036762
wew thanks

[Anonymous No.10043864]

>>10042584
Stop playing MTG. I wasted 2 years of my life on that shit just to learn that the game is unbalanced as fuck, and it requires a lot of your time. Believe me, stop playing that shit. It could even help you with your depression.

[Anonymous No.10043901]

>4'11
>ass/hips/thighs too big
>blemishes always end up on my shoulders and collar
>honestly enjoy gothic styles

[Anonymous No.10043924]

>>10043901
ARE YOU A GIRL

[Anonymous No.10043981]

>>10034192
Ok listen up

Read. Look up the 100 best novels in the whole world and read all of them
Read philosophy, extensively

Self help books don't do anything for me, but maybe they'll work for you. Pick- up, self improvement

Stop masturbating, get jobs, find some activities that will make you leave the house and interact. You won't have any time for long 4chan sessions or videogames.

If you're into art, do your own art projects everymonth, set up deadlines and work as big as possible.

Basically you invest time into yourself and soon will have things to talk about, gain new perspectives on life.

Also drugs are okay but limit yourself, don't make it a habit to get high alone, use them to enhance parties, soc. gatherings.

cheers

[Anonymous No.10043986]

I regularly masturbate to furry porn

[Anonymous No.10044008]

>>10043864
once you get past the kitchen table/fnm-stuff it's pretty balanced
also it's basically the only social activity I have
really nice people and to be honest really fun

[Anonymous No.10044060]

>>10043981
yes reading is the best
and a lot of the time u can totally tell someone is a reader just by looking at them so just be like "so what sorta stuff do ya read" and woah ur talking about books now, easy mode convo (via 'passion'), everybody leaves happy. nonfiction stuff eg critical theory owns hardest for this though imo...

[Anonymous No.10044117]

>>10044008
Combos shouldnt exist. RU Twin is broken as fuck. Anyway, it's your mental health, not mine.
PD: MTG is not /fa/, it's the diametrical opposite.

[Anonymous No.10044715]

I like myself and work on making at least minimum progress toward my goals every day.

[Anonymous No.10045503]

im fat

[Anonymous No.10045517]

>>10030520
Is it /fa/ to eat the booty like groceries?

[Anonymous No.10045554]

>>10042866
>this is what a fag who blames his own personal shortcomings on a "disease" thinks

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.10045558]

>>10044117
twin is beatable, it's a tempo deck at heart tat threatens an instant win via combo

threaten to disrupt the combo and all they have is a bunch of shitty blue creatures that do some shit when they ETB

te better variants tend to be grixxis twin or Living twin

> unbalanced as fuck

thats why you play the broken decks and attempt to profit off of it

[Anonymous No.10045563]

>>10043986
then you might be a good match for our old namefag timber

[Anonymous No.10045566]

>>10037296
>I find it odd that being a virgin is now somehow shameful in contrast to what was "normal" a few decades back.

lol what? when was this ever considered normal for men?

[Anonymous No.10045578]

>>10043189
>It means you're missing out on a very important and potentially fulfilling aspect of the human experience
This is very true. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21 (fucked up so many easy opportunities in high school for some dumb reason). It did change the way I think about people, especially women, as well as how I think about myself. Opened up a whole new world for me. Sexual activity is a whole different way to relate to other people. It's definitely worth it. Wish I would have started earlier. The first few times might be awkward, but it doesn't take long for it to come naturally.

[Anonymous No.10045608]

>>10042584
>>play mtg professionally
Now I want to know who you are. Are you at GP Singapore?

>>10045558
please leave

[Anonymous No.10045617]

>>10045566
The whole "no sex before marriage" thing I would assume.

[sad No.10045628]

>>10030536
>I'm 25 and still a virgin
that's a good thing

around your age i was fucking a married woman in her daughters car 3 times a week behind my girlfriend's back, women i wasn't remotely attracted to, women i didn't know the names of

you just realize what a waste of life it is when you're in the backseat of this random probably 21 year old girls car, who's name you don't know who's face you looked at briefly before fucking in what looks like her dad's car at a park at 2am

you're probably the 3rd or 4th guy that night, she brought shitty condoms that could break at any goddamn point since you used all of yours with the other sluts earlier in the week

just an empty fucking feeling of regret and how your life is going nowhere

i think my breaking point was when i got a text from an older woman i had sex with the week prior asking me to go have sex with her 22 year old daughter who was visiting her from college, as i was leaving i remember my dog looking into my eyes and basically had the look of "you disgust me"

especially when you see your family members and friends raising kids and finding purpose in their lives

[Anonymous No.10045632]

>>10045628
how did you get her to fuck so quickly? did she ask you?

[sad No.10045649]

>>10045632
i was a full blown sex addict, there was a group of people who were also sex addicts who used to exchange contact info

i was also passed around by different women because they knew i would never say no

[Anonymous No.10045676]

>>10045628
Damn. Well, I'll be a 26 year old virgin in a few months, maybe I'll hold out for wizard status.

[sad No.10045700]

>>10045676
keep on the righteous path man, I'm still recovering.

its cool in text but when you taste another man's semen on the girl you're having sex with but continue because you're enthralled in the addiction of pleasure it's not a good feeling to reflect back on how shitty of a person you were

[Anonymous No.10045712]

>>10045617
>The whole "no sex before marriage" thing I would assume.
that's actually a more modern conception than it is an old one, one that was forced when "sex-ed" became a part of school curriculum. before that, people just let kids figure out their sexuality on their own. 200, 100, 50 years ago people still had plenty of pre-marital sex

[Anonymous No.10045721]

>>10045712
that's disgusting tbh.
>it's natural
>permavirgin
yeah whatever

[Anonymous No.10045741]

im a girl
chubby
tall
not curvy
bad skin
round face

[Anonymous No.10045743]

>>10045721
what's disgusting? having sex is disgusting?
are you that repressed?

[Anonymous No.10045765]

>>10045741
post pic

[Anonymous No.10045792]

>>10045628
FUCKING THIS!
I can't stress enough how fucking horrible and empty this shit makes you feel.
It is something that eats away at you, as much as you'd like to not care, you still do somewhere and it's the worst.
The phrase "not being able to look at yourself in the mirror" comes to mind.
Sex is a temporary pleasure and in this case is followed by lots of regret and self hatred until you get horny enough to forget about it again and repeat it. It's an addiction, a viscous circle.
I mean yes, sure, sex with random girls every weekend might sound amazing and I'm not gonna lie, it's a huge ego boost, but it's definitely not a lifestyle worth aiming for.
Whoever advertises it as something great, like in shows like HIMYM, has obviously never experienced it themselves.
Seriously, you're better off staying a virgin until 30, sex really isn't all that important, it's something you feel the need to experience if you've never had it or haven't had it in a long time, but it doesn't change your character that much, people don't know you are a virgin and yes, you can't really take part in sextalk and all, but I chose to refrain from that as much as possible even long after I've lost my virginity.
Just be effay, feel good about yourself, you don't need a nagging bitch to make your life more complicated and make you feel insecure, you have /fa/, we do the job just fine.

[Anonymous No.10045815]

>>10045554
I'm a different person than the one who posted the first reply, so I can only speak for myself, but I don't think the social anxiety or whatever is not my fault. I mean it might not be directly my fault, but I compare it to being weak physically. It's something you have to work on. It comes easily to some, and harder to others.

[Anonymous No.10045832]

>>10045765
Only body pic I could find

[Anonymous No.10045858]

>>10045741
>>10045832

>grill
>facing ANY problems in life

good b8

[Anonymous No.10045883]

>>10045832
honestly, you look pretty cute
not really a model but you dont give yourself enough credit

tips fedora etc

[Anonymous No.10045915]

i bite my nails
poorfag

[Anonymous No.10045921]

>>10045832
god you look disgusting
that fat moon face
them fatty porky hands
why do dumb ugly bitches fuck everything up? you cant even take a picture clearly

[Anonymous No.10045929]

>>10042388
>>not sure how to pursue fashion designer dream, so becoming a US ambassador to china instead
kek you sound like you're the biggest tool in the world

>b-b-but muh chinese cartoons

[Anonymous No.10045958]

>>10030520
Literally everything is unfay about me. Half of my shirts are from events where they give out free T-shirts or are hand-me-downs from my father. The other half are navy blue or grey or black plain T-shirts from target or something. I get a haircut and then just let it grow out for months and months, sometimes years. At home I wear the same pair of StarWars pajama bottoms constantly. My pants are all just blue jeans. I'm skinnyfat because I spend almost all my time in bed and never work out. I regularly go over a week without shaving and get a greasy neckbeard and dirtstache.

I want to change so I've been lurking, but the more I lurk the more I start to think lurking isn't going to help me.

[Anonymous No.10045990]

>only wear dark colors and grey/black
>don't get actual haircuts, just have gf buzz me with clippers
>only own 2 pairs of shoes, 1 fay pair and 1 beater pair
>constantly grab fat gut in public and shake it out of insecurity or something
>fart/burp loudly wherever whenever

[Anonymous No.10046000]

this whole thread in the most uneffay thing I have ever witnessed in my life, and I've lived in farming villages in the third world.

fucking contain this lame shit to r9k and stop self aggrandizing how victimized you are by muh genetics / whatever.

>>10045832
Yeah, yr never gonna be the hottest girl in the room, develop other parts of yr humanity. No one ever will develop substantial feeling about you for yr looks anyway.

>>10042388
yr alright.

[Anonymous No.10046017]

$$$$$ > all other aspects in life. Those who say money cant buy happiness probably didnt have enough money to begin with. Stop complaining and start working while you're young

[Anonymous No.10046029]

Is extreme anxiety over literally the dumbest shit effay or uneffay?

[Anonymous No.10046050]

>>10045628
>>10045792

r u guys me from parallel universes?

I used to be a fat fuck all through high school.

Jocks shitted on me, hypebeasts shitted on me, girls shitted on me.

Went to college, legit browsed /fit/ for entire days taking notes.

Went from 250 lbs to currently 165 lbs, fit as fuck.

>Still a manlet at 5'10

Girls who I used to know all started to message me on facebook, twitter.

I thought finally fucking these girls who always made me feel like nothing would, well, make me feel like something. Anything.

Nothing.

Now I'm 25, moving up in my career, parents are proud, have a small group of friends that I can still kick it with.

But since girls were so fickle over something like my appearance and me suddenly falling into money, I just have savage (see: crippling) trust issues.

>5 figure salary. Bosses already hinting at breaking into the 6 figure range within the next few years.
>Decent apartment in LES NYC.
>0 waifu.

Is this just how it's going to be? All material and 0 meaning?

[Anonymous No.10046104]

>>10032919
accutane

[Anonymous No.10046115]

>>10046050
>whores LOVE money
>fact
find waifu with similar cash flow?

[Anonymous No.10046201]

>>10030520
My eyes look to feminine and not in the good looking androgynous way. I wish I was 6'2 with hooded eyes with a slightly stronger jawline. I'm 5'6

[Anonymous No.10046634]

>>10031361
6'1 138 is tiny lol

[Anonymous No.10046769]

>>10030528
this is an UNfay thread, you posted a very /fa/

[Anonymous No.10046876]

>>10045832
please sit on my face

[Anonymous No.10047078]

> The only short person in Scandinavia
> Face aesthetics below average
> Little brother is tall and handsome