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how does /fa/ dance? i dont feel /fa/ at all when i dance

>> No.9891765
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i cant dance

>> No.9892814

>>9891747
The secret to dancing is not giving a fuck.

I usually dance at home and see what comes up.

May not be /fa/ but so what

>> No.9892827
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>>9892814

r u going to teach me to dance or what

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>>9891747
only true way to be /fa/ when dancing

>> No.9893193

>>9891747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02CrRgnS-bw
only way to dance

>> No.9893207

Before I was /fit/ and /fa/shionable, I used to play a lot of videogames so mostly I bob my knees and do the reload animations from different guns in videogames.

>> No.9893238

>>9893193
Kek all you notice from the chick at 3 minutes is her tits bouncing around.

>> No.9893778

>>9891747
I just move to the groove. Literally. And try to make it look cool and not autistic. Also learn a few basic movements.

It's all about moving to the groove.

>tfw used to cook
>tfw euro grills miring my cooking
>tfw they come to dance with me
>tfw those feels are gone

>> No.9893782

>>9893207
I cant breathe

>> No.9893783

>>9891747
Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpKk9keXGQ

I wish they taught voguing in sydney. I want to learn the old way so badly.

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>>9891747
Reminder that random abbo gyrations and nigger head banging is not dancing.

Pic related is how white people dance.

>> No.9893826

>>9893792
Too bad only south americans and spanish/portuguese people seem to know how to do that. Whites in my area just go full retard.

>> No.9893830

>>9891747
drunk

>> No.9893928

https://youtu.be/m9xThNyPWdc
>scientifically proven

>> No.9893940

I would like to know too. I just unconsciously and sometimes consciously copy the moves of Ye and Theiphilus London. If you haven't warched the tribe video you should

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Bladee and Thaiboy are effay right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l83mR81JIk

>> No.9894030

fuck I love to dance

>> No.9894042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOa1a8hYP8

i learned all my moves from based yorke

>> No.9894043

>>9893193
awful

>> No.9894470
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>cracker jackers dancing
>Mein sides

>> No.9895007

I could never dance, regardless of how little I cared and how drunk I got.

Now it's easy:

Step 1: Take an amount of mdma (0.1g is a good amount
Step 2: Wait till you come up
Step 3: Cut bare shapes without putting any effort in

Don't do this if you're one of these types that uses dancing to try and get with girls though, because if you do end up getting lucky you'll be embarrassed because of your pill dick

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>>9893826
This. All blacks do is that dumb twerk shit and the whites started doing it too

>Be latino
>Can't dance
>mfw

>> No.9895022

>>9893207
le originale :-D

>> No.9895890

>>9893792
>>9895015
Hmmm? Mmmmm?

>> No.9896237

The quintessential /fa/ dance video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44j6jnu9Xk

>>9895015
>>9893826
>>9893792
>le classy jiving like a true gentleman

You fucking autists who are shitting on girls twerking and how people dance to music 'now', are idiots. It's all about context. You try waltzing to club music like a supreme gentleman.

>>9895007
Too bad you can't take MD like how often you can drink alcohol.

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I usually just let the girl grind on my dick.

If I'm solo it's usually something like this.

>> No.9896299

>not search up your inspiration every week on youtube for new unseen footage
>not finding nice trailers of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JkL1Aq3Ph8

>> No.9896348

>>9896237
that video made me stand up and try to make some of his moves, nice

>> No.9896357

>>9893193
are those supposed to be good or bad?

>> No.9896365

>>9896348
Best thing is, dude's going hard in flip-flops. Fucking flip-flops.

>> No.9896374

>that guy who can't dance and is insecure about it so he intentionally dances badly to try and make people laugh and always fails

I guarantee there is more than one ITT.

>> No.9896376
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Like the decline of western society

>> No.9896378

>>9891747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4

the only way to dance

>> No.9896384

>>9896357
Do you listen to House music/ go clubbing?

>> No.9896385

>>9893193
>shit clothes
>shit shoes
>shit dancing

>> No.9896387

>>9896237
watching this on mute while slow fuzzy doom metal is playing is priceless.

>> No.9896393

>>9896384
no I listen to techno. clubs are for boring people with shit taste.

>> No.9896401

>>9893193
How do I learn how to do this? My whole life all I've ever done was let a girl rub her booty on my pee pee.

>> No.9896415

>>9896385
>>9896357
>>9894043
>fags actually talking shit about Cutting Shapes
i.e the most natural way to dance to house music
In other words; the most predominant genre of music that people bother to dance to in modern times

Truly neo-/fa/.

>> No.9896428

>>9893238
yes I did

>> No.9896430

>>9896393
>ay fam dat 90 beats per second shit
is fire, can really boogy to it hardcore

>> No.9896437

>>9896415
Most people wear H&M. Do you also follow this rule?

>> No.9896458

>>9893193
lol I used to think shuffling was cool was I was like 12
fucking europeans

>> No.9896461

like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGY44DIQb-A

>> No.9896481

>>9896437
>muh false equivalence

I think reddit may be a better fit for you pal.

>> No.9896517

How do i dance to EBM ? I know /fa/ is filled with EBM kids dickriding knochensack.

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>>9896237
>club music

>> No.9896580

>>9893238
What tits.

>> No.9896688

>>9896527
>moshing to radical heavy metal

>> No.9896702

>>9891765
>>9892827
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

>> No.9896719

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxXlPULqYN0

str8 fire

>> No.9896721

>>9896376
who is this semen demon

>> No.9896738

>>9896376
she's someone's daughter..

>> No.9896749

>>9896738
so is ur mom

>> No.9896758

if you aren't footwerkin
you're not werkin

>> No.9896771

if it's hip-hop/trap shit i just do ironic moves like sad boys, lil b cooking, snoop dogg style
if it's house, i need to get drunk first
if it's footwerk i just kick my feet all over the place

>> No.9896772

>>9896749
how's high school?

>> No.9896790

>>9896772
ask your mom

>> No.9896794

>>9896790
>>9896749
you're* you literal high schooler

>> No.9896800

>>9896794
did ur mom tell you that

>> No.9896831

Like this https://youtu.be/87flGMBTl10?t=2m49s

>> No.9896838

>>9896800
jesus fucking christ kill yourself already

>> No.9896846

>>9896838
WHAT THE FUCK IS HGGGGAPPENING

>> No.9896847

>>9896376
as a female, I can't believe people do this seriously.

>> No.9896854

>>9893207

the fuck

>> No.9896857

>>9896688
>radical heavy metal
what is that even supposed to be?

>> No.9896868
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>>9896857
neothrash

>> No.9896869

>>9896838
after i bang ur mom

she wants me to tell you not to be mean on the internet

>> No.9896870

>>9893207
I hope there's a footage of that somewhere.

>> No.9896886

>>9896868
crossover thrash is usually great live but so boring on records.

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I've only danced to crystal castles while rolling on MDMA, I need MDMA to dance though, I can't do it sober.

>> No.9896896

>>9896869
My mom passed away years ago

>> No.9896912

>tfw can only dance tango in slow pace
I can wobble too in a way that it looks that I'm fooling around

>> No.9896916

>>9896912
no one gives a fuck

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>>9896912
Imagine this dude dancing. Lmao

>> No.9896957

>>9896944
nigga only dances to burritos tacos tortas

>> No.9896973

>>9894020
GTB know the suss

>> No.9897021

>>9896944
probably causing mini mexican earthquakes with his fatass self lmap

>> No.9897032

>>9891747
The closest I ever come to dancing is grooving out on my snowboard when no one is looking and I've got my headphones on deep innamountain.

Steez4dayz

>> No.9897037

>>9896944
lmao i hate that fat spic

>> No.9897068

>>9896237
I want to learn this. This looks so much fun and girls would be way into it.

>> No.9897130

>>9896888
whos that cock doc?

>> No.9897160

>>9891747
I did/do competitive Latin. Recommended if you're into crazy Russian chicks with a thing for leopard print.

>> No.9897161

dancing is for faggots and hippies

>> No.9897171

>anything but the granddad
>ever

>> No.9897265

>>9893193
Based. House is the best.

>> No.9897337

If you're Latin, you most probably can dance. If you're white, you must probably look a stiff mess

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the robot

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>> No.9897888

>>9896896
>>9896869
MAYBE HE LIKES NECRO PUSSY

OH BTW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

>> No.9897890
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>> No.9897892

>>9897865
this is actually sick

who is this?

>> No.9897904
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9897904

dance like raf, flare required

>> No.9897906

>>9896517
like the goth kids on South Park dance

>> No.9897930

>>9896831
underrated post

>> No.9897960
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dancing is not /fa/ and should be avoided at all cost, you will embarrass yourself unless it is bachata, tango, and such.

>> No.9898103

>>9896376
i cant be the only one that thinks this isnt sexy or provocative at all, and if this is serious dancing its awful
>inb4 fag

>> No.9898946

>>9896237
club music is terrible
going to clubs is not effay

that dancing is very cool though

>> No.9898955

>>9893792
>White people
Lol.

>> No.9899139

>>9891747
Is there any club dancing that isn't only for girl/gays? I couldn never picture someone looking masculine while cutting shapes or smth

>> No.9899167

>>9896376
why does she go to a dance studio to do this?

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>>9896376
she looks like sunshine just before she goes full degenerate

>> No.9899360

>>9893193
i can do this. sluts fucking love that shit, i've had drinks bought for me multiple times just because i can dance

>> No.9899371

>>9896258
its good but fuck you're a sperg artist
cringed the whole time watching

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https://youtu.be/FkIHP2c-gs4?t=62

this

>> No.9899391

>>9896461
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss

>> No.9899400

>2015
>Not getting your slavmoves going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxOObDYl7Pw

>> No.9899403

>>9899167

White people tend to take trashy ghetto styles and make them into actual sports. See: Pole dancing for middle aged women as a way to keep fit.

Source: I'm white, I see this shit all the time.

>> No.9899417

>>9893193
second dude has no feel for tempo. This style of dance is huge in Netherlands.

>> No.9899428

>>9897865
lol jumpstyle nope

>> No.9899440

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=acaQa8-AgFo like this

>> No.9899506

>>9893207
Fuck, I love you

>> No.9899520

>>9893193
This is like Rick owens of dances.

>> No.9899521

>>9896378

>not the way superior version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPBmNNWvUiQ

>> No.9900156

>>9893193
yesss

i like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poxsF3-HeP0

>> No.9900220

>>9899371
>>9896258
ITT newfags

>> No.9900258

>>9896376
that's awful but impressive

>> No.9900459

>>9896376
>>9898103
>>9896847
I find the twerk really weird and sad

>> No.9900482

>>9896237
>Latin dancing
>"tru gentlmeem dance"

Nice try

>> No.9900581
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the stone cold GOAT

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3dlymfBUfw

>> No.9900677

>>9899378
>tfw no bro to make dances with to go and slay at clubs

>> No.9900764

>>9897865
>jumpstyle
Lmfao

>> No.9900845

>>9900459
My plan is to get damn good at twerking then get some snapoff tearaway pants.
>walk into club find some damn good twerking girls and shoo them away and start twerking better than them
>right at the next big drop in the music tear away the pants, turn around and start junkslinging

>> No.9900855

Afroman c-walk is crazy
https://youtu.be/SIMcktul77c?t=3m46s

>> No.9900955

i know yall gon be feeling techno viking

>> No.9900965

>>9900955
forgot link lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8H4GKg-mYQ

>> No.9900988
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only acceptable dance

>> No.9901068

The trick is to get drunk enough so you dont realise you have started dancing

>> No.9901116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo

I practice really hard but can't do even 50% of that

>> No.9901369

>>9900156
u fkin melon

>> No.9901847

get inspired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJcBstNlIc

>> No.9902030

>>9896299
Jesus, those elbow flares make me wanna kill myself

>> No.9902070

>>9896415
I've been dancing house for like a year and I've never heard of the term "Cutting shapes". Silly brit memes.

>> No.9902158

>>9900965
only 90's kids will remeber

>> No.9902180

>>9893193
FUCK YOU
SHUFFLERS ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PEOPLE AT CLUBS
FUCK YOU
I BET YOU'RE AMERICAN

>> No.9902202

>>9899378
Fuack they're so quick with it.

>> No.9902206

im on xaaans i dont wanna dance

>> No.9902230

>>9900965
this is like tecktonik

>> No.9903240

>>9900988
Top Kek

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>>9892827
is that gohancore

>> No.9903273

>>9893207
lmao

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>>9893207
Thanks for the laught, anon.

What was the best reloading animation for you?

>> No.9904473

>>9896517
EDM you mean? Electronic Basement Music is that unheard underground shit anon,

>> No.9904474

Grinding


Is getting a boner while grinding /fa/?

It's hard to control

>> No.9904914

>>9902180
Glad that it's not shuffle in the video link then

>> No.9904931

>>9891747
Dancing is not about being "fashionable", it's about catching the groove, letting go of everything and becoming one with the music. Anybody who always think about how good they look while they dance is an insecure self-aware tryhard holier-than-thou fuckboy cunt. Which is coincidentally 90% of this board.

>> No.9904935

>>9904474
Just squeeze one out in the bathroom of the club

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>>9893207

>> No.9904983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RBFeik6xsI
GOAT

>> No.9904998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumOis7Ssak

>> No.9905008

>>9904473
>this fucking guy

>> No.9905023

jumpstyle-ish

>> No.9905024

>>9898103
have you ever been fishing? You know what a koi-fish does when you lift it out from the water and toss it to the bottom of the boat? That's same as twerking. And no, you are not alone, it's disgusting and completely retarded "dance" and everyone who's done it, goes into the trash.

>> No.9905048

>>9893193
>ladhouse
>pseudoshuffling
drunk/10 would dance

>> No.9905052

>>9905024
euphoric post, friend :^)

>> No.9905279

>>9896237
I do this while adding in my own David Brent inspired moves. Didn't realize it was a style
>tfw got the moves because black

>> No.9905292

https://youtu.be/p6Eaz-1_3iA?t=3m10s

>> No.9906015

I cook.

>> No.9906115

https://instagram.com/p/cE-riHD5V5/

>> No.9906343

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d_cmkZQCBo

>> No.9906497
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>>9899400
0:32
>DJ Feel

>> No.9906683

>>9897892
It's called Jumpstyle

>> No.9906796

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9y5c6M0Go

>beautiful

This is how you fucking dance /fa/.

>> No.9906849

Bump for partner dancing at ~400bpm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=180ALEg8d24

>>9896365
I was blown away by this as well.

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>>9893193

>> No.9908188

>>9893207
Aaaand it's on reddit

>> No.9908193

>>9895015
Learn to salsa, that's all you need to be a successful latino.

>> No.9908199

>>9893193
can't go to any club in the netherlands without seeing cunts in floral t-shirt and roshes/huaraches doing this shit

remember once in berlin I saw some dutch guy doing this. people were laughing all around

>> No.9908215
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/fa/ raver here
When you dance do what you want, when you listen to music dance, you have to be comfortable in your own skin, aka don't give a shit what people think and have fun

Also pic: is daft punk effay?

>> No.9908216

>>9900845
This is really good if you're trying to get your friends laid.

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>>9908215
>aka don't give a shit what people think and have fun
>then asks if daft punk is "effay"

>> No.9908249

>>9908247
I was just asking if y'all liked dp

>> No.9908259

>>9908249
Listen to what you like, it doesn't matter, why the fuck should you want approval from a bunch of insecure self centered fags?
>/fa/ music threads
this has to stop

>> No.9908268
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a6tud6C4JQ

>not rinsing
lmao u guys r fukin plebs

>> No.9908482

>>9893778
Tybg

>> No.9908494

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Hyb1KtxYE

Outta the way plebs

>> No.9908507

>>9908494
how do i dance like that
its kinda dope

>> No.9908533

>>9908494
>>9908507
Kinda looks like the less gay cousin of tecktonik.

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>ctrl f "ballet"
>0 of 0

it's like you guys aren't even dancing.

>> No.9908596

>>9903327
Well the needler looked like I was jerking off, but the MW2 FAL actually looks like a dance move if you do it fast enough. Anything with a belt fed magazine was also pretty cool.

>> No.9908640

>>9900965
Been a while techno viking, i still love you.

>> No.9908659

whatever it is aya sato does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDPFVKGXFo8

>> No.9908699

>>9908659
Vouging which is acceptable if ur a fag

>> No.9908818

>>9893193
I have a couple friends that do this, personally I admire it's technical aspects as a dance form but I also think it's goofy as fuck. If you're not comfortable with the way you dance (or don't) then I suggest you learn something like this, it isn't hard it just requires time. Otherwise just do what you want to, go to raves to learn how to dance. Clubs are full of idiots and the music is generally shit. Also learn some two-step variations, the willy bounce always makes the girls laugh, in a good way.

>> No.9908825

Saying 'cutting (bare) shapes' makes you sound like a right prick.

>> No.9908843

aight /fa/ teach me to dance
I've got that tall ottermode body, i'm /fa/, got some groove and got the ear for rhythm, but my footwork is shit. so basically; how to move feet

>> No.9908971

>>9896376
who is this fluid druid

>> No.9908982

w2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiEk-E5F1C0

>> No.9909022

Sign for hiphop and contemporary classes.

In less than a year you will be on fucking absolute control of your body, your mind and the interesting+hot girl/boys wherever you go.

Easy peasy, /fa/, and life changing.

>> No.9909054
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>>9908215
>don't give a shit what people think
>Also pic: is daft punk effay?
this fucking guy

>> No.9909082

>>9908843
basically you just gotta go:

right foot out - right foot in
left foot out - left foot in

do you understand what i mean? it's easy, you just gotta do it with the beat. from this you can branch out into all other kinds of shit but generally you won't even need anything else if you're just gonna be dancing in clubs and stuff.

with your upper body, kind of move the opposite side of your body with your legs. so when you put the right foot out you move your left shoulder/arm.

>> No.9909098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlVbzuARvh0
Teklife till da next life

>> No.9909101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxXlPULqYN0

this is the way to dance

>> No.9909107

>>9909101
that's already been posted twice

>> No.9909189

>>9909107

fuck you. i'm a strong independent strong black woman, i do what i want.

>> No.9909276

>>9896847
>i'm a girl btw

>> No.9909300

>>9899403
>white people
americans*

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>>9893207

>> No.9910261

>>9891747
Only dance when I'm alone or really drunk

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>> No.9911496

bump

>> No.9911503

>>9911218
sofie is such a qt